After Transmigrating into the Main Shou, I Topped the Paranoid Big Shot 83

Chapter 83

Zong Mo and Ruan Chi, as the first same-sex couple in the entertainment industry to publicly announce their relationship and propose in public, easily topped the Weibo trending list.
Because of Zong Mo’s act of snatching the proposal, the comments that were shipping them gradually went off track. Passersby came in and left a string of “hahahaha,” while the CP fans were deeply investigating the reasons behind Zong Mo’s proposal.
[Sisters, I’ve reviewed several G of data overnight. I seriously suspect I’ve been shipping them the wrong way all along, orz]
Zong Mo curiously clicked on the long article with pictures and text published by this fan.
The content was well-organized, and the timeline was even in reverse.
First was the matter of their relationship timeline not matching in the couple Q&A. It could be concluded that it was Ruan Chi who had fallen for him first. But Ruan Chi had not shown any obvious signs and had always seemed to be the one actively showing affection.
Judging from the earlier birthday cake incident, Ruan Chi, who refused to admit that he had eaten the cake, was clearly a person who valued his face.
Zong Mo knew very well that Ruan Chi had not eaten his cake, but he was not in the mood to explain for Ruan Chi for the time being and continued to read with great interest.
Going back further, it was Ruan Chi who had been driving the car in Field Diary, both openly and secretly. The topic of his back strength also seemed a little off now.
And before that, in Conquering the Entertainment Industry, Zong Mo had played a counterfeit “female lead,” and in that “bed scene,” he was also on the bottom. At first glance, Zong Mo was a nailed-down wife.
But, the executive producer and chief producer of Conquering the Entertainment Industry were both Ruan Chi. Of course, whatever he said went.
After attributing everything to the overbearing CEO’s obsession with face, the fan finally came to a conclusion.
[It’s over. I probably really have been shipping them the wrong way (sad)]
Zong Mo excitedly scrolled down to look at the follow-up comments.
[I really couldn’t at first, but now I think I can again. An overbearing CEO 0 seems quite fragrant…]
Zong Mo gave it a like with his newly registered side account.
[How is it not fragrant? A cross-dressing 1 is even more fragrant, slurp slurp.]
Zong Mo hesitated for a moment and temporarily skipped this one.
He was still engrossed in scrolling through Weibo when Ruan Chi’s voice suddenly came from above his head, “Why are you still on your phone… what are you looking at that’s making you so happy?”

Zong Mo put away his phone, but the smile on his face couldn’t be contained for half a day. Ruan Chi was too lazy to press and changed the subject to business, “Where do you want to have the wedding? Chinese style or Western style?”
Zong Mo lazily and shamelessly said, “You can just decide.”
Preparing for a wedding was a happy and tiring thing. But in Zong Mo’s experience, weddings were always between a bride and a groom, a man and a woman. He had never seen and did not know how two big men should hold a wedding.
Zong Mo still had a fresh memory of the cross-dressing 1 he had just seen on Weibo and asked, “CEO Ruan, do I have to wear a wedding dress?”
Ruan Chi was silent for a while.
Zong Mo: …
Now, just by looking at Ruan Chi’s reaction, he could guess that Ruan Chi had probably not had this intention originally.
He had said the wrong thing again!!
“Wear a suit. You can also have a Chinese-style wedding if you want,” Ruan Chi said. “As for a wedding dress, just wear it for me to see at home.”
Zong Mo: …
Wait, he didn’t mean he wanted to wear a wedding dress.
It would have been fine if he hadn’t brought it up. After bringing it up, he could no longer ignore the look of anticipation on Ruan Chi’s face.
Zong Mo asked hesitantly, “Do you want to see me in a wedding dress…?”
Ruan Chi nodded, “Mm.”
Zong Mo thought for a moment and made up his mind. Since Ruan Chi wanted to see it, it wouldn’t hurt to satisfy him. Anyway, it was just at home.
After all, there were not many men in this world who had the opportunity to wear a wedding dress, and no man could be more beautiful in a wedding dress than him!
If Ruan Chi said it was beautiful, then it must be beautiful!

Finding a suitable wedding dress was a difficult task.
With Zong Mo’s height and shoulder width, he naturally had to wear an extra-large size, but the waist was too wide, and it was loose and ill-fitting.
To let him wear a wedding dress at home for once, Ruan Chi decisively chose to have one custom-made, and even paid extra for an expedited order.
Zong Mo: …
Wasteful was wasteful, but the final wedding dress was quite beautiful. The neckline was squarish, the chest was adorned with fine, dense, crushed diamonds, and the sleeves were long gauze, both elegant and able to… cover the not-so-delicate muscles on his arms.
The style was not too fancy, but every detail showed a high-end and exquisite craftsmanship, which made even a man with no cross-dressing fetish admire it for a while.
Zong Mo changed into the wedding dress and walked over uncomfortably, “Where’s the wig? Didn’t you hire a makeup artist? I don’t know how to do makeup…”
Although he was still uncomfortable in women’s clothing, he was already very skilled.
Ruan Chi smiled, “You look very good even without makeup.”
Zong Mo wanted to continue walking towards Ruan Chi, but he was dragged down by the cumbersome skirt and could only take small, difficult steps. He couldn’t help but sigh, “It’s really not easy for a girl to get married.”
Ruan Chi quickly walked over, took the hand with the ring on it, and brought it to his lips for a light kiss.
Then he spoke, his expression solemn, “I promise, I will love you unconditionally forever. I will see you as my life, take you as my honor, respect you more than myself, protect you at all times, comfort you when you need it, and be unconditionally loyal to you, forever and ever.”
Zong Mo was immediately stunned, his eyes wide.
“…What?”
“Wedding vows, let’s practice,” Ruan Chi said. “You also need to memorize a part.”
Zong Mo’s stiffness eased a little, and he asked, “Did you find these vows online?”
“No, I wrote them myself.”
Zong Mo was stunned again.
No wonder. He remembered that the wedding vows he had seen on TV were usually something like “for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, never to part, to share weal and woe.” But this long string of words Ruan Chi had said…
It was not a contract between two people, but a one-sided promise to him. From all the aspects he could imagine, it was to create a safe harbor for him.
Zong Mo had not prepared in advance. Even if he had, he would probably be at a loss for words at this moment.
He could only say, “I love you.”
Ruan Chi also replied with three words, “Don’t you dare cry.”
“I’m not crying!”
Zong Mo quickly shook his head in denial, thinking to himself that it was a good thing he hadn’t worn makeup. Otherwise, he would have become ugly again. And paired with a beautiful wedding dress, it would definitely be very comical.
Ruan Chi asked with a smile, “Can I kiss you?”
Zong Mo first nodded, then shook his head violently, and quickly said, “No!”
Although he wasn’t sure, he always felt that these words were what a groom would say to a bride. Even if they were at home with no outsiders, it was still not okay!
After refusing, he repeated the same words, “Can I kiss you?”
Ruan Chi, for a rare change, did not argue with him and readily agreed, “You can.”
Zong Mo fumbled with the cumbersome skirt and moved closer, leaned over, and placed his lips on his.
This time, Ruan Chi let go of the back of his head and neck and instead wrapped his arms around his lower back, pulling him towards him, forcefully squeezing the piled-up skirt away.
…So why did he have to wear a wedding dress in the first place!
Zong Mo felt that the wedding dress had been bought and could not be wasted. He could change out of it and let Ruan Chi wear it too, and then they could have a ceremonial wedding night…
While his thoughts were running wild, Ruan Chi pulled back a little, bent down slightly, and his hand also moved from his waist to the crook of his knee.
Before Zong Mo could react, he only felt his body become light, and he was already off the ground and in the air, facing the high ceiling.
Zong Mo: …?
Ruan Chi gently bounced him to adjust his position and couldn’t help but frown, “So heavy.”
Zong Mo: …
Why was he being princess-carried?
And he was being princess-carried while wearing a wedding dress!
“Put me down quickly!”
“Don’t move. It’s heavy,” Ruan Chi said. “Hook your arms around my neck and lean against me.”
Struggling would only increase Ruan Chi’s burden. Zong Mo had no choice but to give up. He did as he was told and pressed himself against Ruan Chi, no longer moving, just urging him verbally, “You’re heavy and you’re still carrying me! Put me down quickly!”
Ruan Chi didn’t listen at all, “Just trying. It’s perfect with the wedding dress.”
Zong Mo suspected that Ruan Chi had most likely gone to look at some wedding procedures or guides, but the problem was that they were both men, and—
“Don’t you dare carry me at the official wedding! I’m your husband!!”
Otherwise, the CP he had so hard-won to reverse would be all for naught!
“Mm,” Ruan Chi was cooperative with his words and called out, “Husband.”
Zong Mo: …
Forget it.
“Alright, put me down quickly. A princess carry is very tiring.”
Ruan Chi turned a deaf ear and just said, “Kiss me.”
Zong Mo quickly did as he was told, then continued to urge, “Quickly, put me…”
Ruan Chi interrupted him, “It doesn’t feel so heavy anymore.”
Zong Mo: …
His face was hot on one side, and on the other, he feigned anger, “Put me down! Didn’t you say you could promise me anything? You lied to me again!”
“You were so happy when I carried you on my back. Why are you unhappy when I carry you?”
Zong Mo: …
This person was clearly being unreasonable, but he obviously couldn’t argue with him.
Firstly, it was strange to be carried while wearing a wedding dress. Secondly, carrying was much more tiring than being carried on the back.
“I was originally planning to carry you upstairs, but it doesn’t seem possible. It’s still very heavy,” Ruan Chi said, disgusted by the weight, while carrying him a few steps. “Alright, my back is about to break.”
Zong Mo finally landed successfully on the sofa, both embarrassed and annoyed, “…Are you sick!”
Ruan Chi was still happy after being scolded and sat down beside him, “My back really hurts. I’m not lying to you.”
Zong Mo instantly lost his temper, “At most, people carry a forty or fifty-kilogram little girl. I’m almost eighty kilograms.”
“Wait,” Ruan Chi suddenly frowned. “My back hurts even more. I might have sprained it.”
“If you carry me a few more times, on the wedding day, I’ll have to be the one carrying you,” Zong Mo said first, then noticed that Ruan Chi’s expression was really a little off and said anxiously, “Where does your back hurt?”
Ruan Chi tried to stand up. After a few seconds, he let out a hiss, held his lower back, and fell back onto the sofa, “Here. I can’t stand up.”
Zong Mo: …
He was really impressed by this person. He had never seen an overbearing CEO with such a character.
“Shall I carry you to the room to lie down?”

This farce ended with Ruan Chi being injured and bedridden.
And the injury was in his lower back. He couldn’t lie on his back or on his side and could only lie on his stomach in an uncomfortable position.
Zong Mo first changed out of the cumbersome wedding dress, then sat down on the edge of the bed, lifted his shirt, and checked Ruan Chi’s back. A sprain couldn’t be seen from the outside. He reached out and poked a few times, and Ruan Chi immediately sucked in a breath of cold air.
To be honest, the nightly activities had never made Ruan Chi unable to get out of bed like this.
Zong Mo pinched him again.
Ruan Chi immediately let out a grunt, “Mm, it hurts.”
“Then what should we do?” Although Zong Mo wanted to take the opportunity to teach him a lesson, his worry still took the upper hand. “What kind of medicine should we use? Should we find a doctor to take a look?”
“It’s not that serious,” Ruan Chi said. “Just rub it for me.”
Zong Mo went online to check the massage methods for sprains and strains and, for a rare change, was fully dressed as he rubbed that smooth back.
He hadn’t rubbed for long when he had to stop.
“…Can you not make that kind of sound?”
He couldn’t take it anymore!
“I couldn’t help it,” Ruan Chi said. “It hurts a little, but it’s very comfortable.”
Zong Mo gave a light but firm slap between his lower back.
Ruan Chi trembled and let out another grunt, “Mm… be gentler.”
Zong Mo: “You’re so annoying!”