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The Overworked Beta and the Paranoid Alpha 93


Chapter 93: Rotating and Electrified Large Electric Wire

Claire pushed open the door of the room and saw Romeo lying half-naked on the bed, sleeping soundly. Saliva was even drooling from the corner of his mouth, and he was muttering in his sleep:

“Wen En, don’t be like this… I’ll be shy…”

After closing the door, Claire took out the bottle of hand sanitizer she had just taken from the toilet with a blank expression. She held the bottle, aimed the nozzle at Romeo’s mouth, and accurately squeezed a dollop of white tea-flavored hand sanitizer in.

“Gag, gag, gag!”

Romeo jumped out of bed, took two tissues, spat out the laundry detergent in his mouth, and cursed, “You lunatic, are you sick?”

“Did you hear their conversation?” Claire pointed to the door and said.

“Nonsense, of course not. Didn’t you see I was sleeping?” Romeo said irritably.

He was still savoring the dream he had just had: he was sunbathing on the beach, and suddenly, Wen En, wearing a thong, appeared beside him with a glass of coconut juice, and then…

And then he woke up! Woken up by a bitter, throat-coating thing with the smell of white tea essence!

“Besides being in heat and sleeping every day, is there anything else in your brain?” Claire was really impressed. It wasn’t that she had a stereotype of Alphas, it was just that the Alphas she had come into contact with were not normal people.

“You don’t know shit,” Romeo couldn’t be bothered with her. He turned over and said ruthlessly, “It’s none of your business. If you have nothing to do, just get lost.”

“Hey, wait,” seeing Romeo’s indifferent attitude, Claire quickly said, “Do you know that they plan to have you and Wen En pretend to be the Scotch brothers as bait to catch Charlie?”

Romeo turned around, looked at Claire, and said, “You came here just to tell me this?”

From Romeo’s understanding of Claire, Claire was “it has nothing to do with me” about everything, wishing she could get rid of everything cleanly. Now that she had taken the initiative to bring this up, there must be some purpose behind it.

“Of course not,” Claire said. “I want you to do me a favor.”

“Let’s hear it,” Romeo sat up and said curiously, “By the way, tell me, what good will I get for helping you?”

Claire knew he would say that, so she was already prepared. She held a packaging bag, placed it in front of Romeo, and said, “This is a gift. After it’s done, I’ll give you more surprises.”

This, this is… Romeo took the gift box and looked at it carefully. His originally disdainful expression turned into shock.

“Could it be that this is the latest limited edition gift box of the sex toy brand ‘Indulgence Moment,’ which is known as the top luxury in the sex toy industry, and a basic model of a vibrator is said to sell for twenty thousand yuan?” Romeo said in surprise.

“That’s right, it’s the latest limited edition with a Renaissance theme,” Claire said proudly. “You can open it and check the goods.”

Romeo unceremoniously opened the packaging box. Inside was a vibrator with exquisite workmanship, inlaid with various jewels and small pearls, a set of two butterfly-shaped, exquisite nipple clamps made of colored gemstones, and next to it was a set of lingerie as thin as a cicada’s wing, embroidered with lace.

It had to be said that the aesthetic of this set, every centimeter of it, was deeply to Romeo’s liking.

Romeo even couldn’t help but fantasize, if Wen En wore this lingerie, how…

“Where did you get this?” Romeo said.

“Shh, don’t ask. Just say if you’ll help me or not,” Claire said.

“I’ll help, of course I’ll help!” Romeo made an “OK” gesture. “What’s this little favor? You can rest assured. Tell me, what do you need my help with?”

“You find a way to get me into the scene of Charlie’s capture,” Claire said.

“No problem,” Romeo quickly agreed, but soon, he felt that something was wrong. He asked, “Wait a minute, shouldn’t you just join the mission with Della? Why are you being so secretive?”

“Don’t ask so many questions. Just help me,” Claire said.

Romeo shrugged and said, “I have to remind you that doing this might put you in danger. After all, you know, Charlie and the others are a group of dangerous people who kill people with guns. They won’t be soft on you just because you’re an Omega.”

“Do you need to remind me of that?” Claire snorted and said with disdain, “If I didn’t even understand this, I would have been living in vain for all these years.”

Having known Claire for so many years, Romeo of course knew that Claire was not the kind of Omega with a head full of pink bubbles. On the contrary, under her seemingly crazy exterior, there was an extreme caution and rationality.

Despite this, Romeo still felt that Claire’s choice this time was too risky.

“I’m not a pushover. I can protect myself,” Claire directly chose to ignore Romeo’s advice. “You should care more about yourself, or more about Wen En.”

“Thank you for the reminder,” Romeo gave her a big eye roll. “I’m going to change. You can get lost.”

Claire snorted again. Before leaving, she did not forget to add fuel to the fire, “I advise you to pay more attention to Tara. If I were him, I would secretly do something in this mission to get back at you, make you lose an arm or a leg. Then when Wen En sees you with a missing arm or leg, he might just dump you and run off with Tara.”

With that, she turned and left.

The moment she turned around, she happened to see the door of the room push open, and Wen En’s figure appeared in the doorway.

Opps… I was just talking bad about him, and I ran into him.

A little awkward.

Wen En looked at her with confusion, “Claire? What are you doing here?”

“Hahaha, nothing. I’m leaving. Goodbye,” Claire laughed dryly, her feet slipped, and she quickly slipped away.

Wen En watched her leave, feeling even more confused. He turned his head and saw that Romeo had already gotten out of bed. He was covering his private parts with one hand, and with the other, he was looking for the “Calvin Carroll” brand high-end underwear that he had thrown in some corner when he was exercising yesterday.

“Found it,” Romeo said, putting on his underwear. “Wen En, can you close the door?”

Wen En looked at him, casually closed the door, walked to him, and said, “What were you and Claire plotting just now?”

“Plotting? That’s too harsh a word,” Romeo said with dissatisfaction. “Please, I’ve already turned over a new leaf. Can you say something nice to me?”

Wen En glanced at him. From his understanding of Romeo, every time Romeo did not answer his question directly, but instead babbled on about some irrelevant nonsense, he was definitely hiding something.

After putting on his clean clothes, Romeo kissed the corner of his mouth and said, “Have you had breakfast?”

“I have,” Wen En frowned and said, “You kissed me before you even brushed your teeth?”

“One more kiss.”

Seeing Romeo pouting and about to pounce on him, Wen En felt a chill. He reached out and covered Romeo’s mouth, saying, “Go and wash up first. We’ll talk about other things later.”

“Alright,” Romeo poked his right finger with his left, looked at him with a wronged expression, and went out with a face towel.

After watching Romeo go to the bathroom, Wen En immediately conducted a major search of the room. He decided that he would dig three feet into the ground to find out what conspiracy Romeo and Claire were up to, or what kind of deal they were making.

However, after searching for a while, he did not find anything unusual.

Until his gaze fell on a fine gift box on the bed.

“What is this? I’ve never seen this thing before.”

Driven by curiosity, Wen En opened the gift box.

Then, a 25cm vibrator, inlaid with gems and pearls, came into his eyes.

Wen En: …

Wen En picked up the thing, but he didn’t expect to accidentally press the switch at the base. The vibrator immediately started to vibrate rhythmically. Not only that, Wen En could feel a faint electric current from it, which made his fingers slightly numb.

Wen En: …

Wen En silently pressed the off switch and threw the thing back into the gift box as if he had touched dog shit.

If Wen En had looked more closely, he would have also seen the exquisitely made nipple clamps and lingerie next to the vibrator. But the gem vibrator was already shocking enough, and Wen En did not pay any attention to the other things next to it.

Wen En quickly closed the lid of the gift box, then put the gift box under the bed. He thought for three seconds, and then, without mercy, he kicked the gift box to the deepest part of the bed.

This thing was like the sex organ of a demon. It was too evil. Wen En would absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not allow this thing to appear in any conspicuous place.

Absolutely not allowed!


Wen En walked out of the bedroom and happened to see Romeo coming out of the bathroom after washing up. There were still some water droplets on his forehead, and his golden hair was wet and stuck to his forehead.

Perhaps because his hair was sticking to his face, which was not very comfortable, Romeo raised his hand and ran his fingers through his hair a few times. His originally messy golden hair was now slicked back.

Romeo’s blue eyes rolled like marbles, and his gaze finally landed on Wen En.

“Wen En~~~”

Seeing a certain slicked-back Alpha call his name and pounce on him with a pouting mouth, Wen En took a step to the side with a blank expression. Romeo missed his pounce and almost rolled to the ground.

“Wen En, why didn’t you catch me!”

Romeo was so wronged. He had already planned to pounce into Wen En’s arms and hug his waist, and then start a tongue and saliva exchange, just like in a romantic movie. But what happened? Wen En actually coldly dodged him!

Why?!

Romeo’s eyes widened. He understood.

Could it be that… Wen En had misunderstood him and Claire…

No, wait, what’s there to misunderstand between two people with completely different sexual orientations!

Romeo stood up with a start. He was about to explain to Wen En, but then he thought that if he explained too much, Wen En might find out about Claire’s plan.

Damn it. Romeo was in a dilemma for a moment. He really had a headache, as if his left and right brain were fighting in his skull, over how to choose between true love and false friendship.

And on the other side, Wen En, who seemed cold and ruthless, was actually also conflicted and embarrassed.

He finally understood why Claire had come to Romeo’s room—it must be for that 25cm rotating electric vibrator.

Wen En was at a loss to think how Claire had gotten that thing without any money. He only knew now that he absolutely, definitely, could not mention this matter in front of Romeo, otherwise Romeo would definitely pester him to use it when he was horny.

Wen En coughed. He gave Romeo a cold look and said, “Come with me to the kitchen. I have something to talk to you about.”

“Talk about what?” Romeo said irritably.

“Of course, talk about work,” Wen En glared at him. “Don’t overthink it.”

“Oh,” Right, Romeo hadn’t had breakfast.

The two walked to the kitchen, one in front of the other. On the kitchen table was a plate of freshly baked cheese and bacon bagels sent by the hotel, and a pot of hot coffee.

Romeo poured a cup of coffee and handed it to Wen En.

“Thank you, but no need. I’ve already had a cup,” Wen En said.

Romeo nodded. He finished a bagel in two or three bites, and then downed the cup of coffee.

In fact, he had already guessed what Wen En was going to say, but he still pretended to have just woken up and not know anything.

Wen En said, “Two days from now, I need you to disguise as the Scotch brothers with me, and cooperate with Tara and his troops to bring Charlie to justice.”

Wen En explained in much more detail than Claire, including all the plan details, weapons and equipment, time, and location.

“Tara has now returned to the T27 police department to discuss and coordinate with other departments,” Wen En said. “If there are any changes, I will also tell you after I get the notice. But, after all, this is a cooperative operation, and we are not very familiar with the situation on Planet T27. The information transmission may not be timely, so a lot of times, we can only act according to the situation.”

“No problem,” Romeo agreed.

“You agreed so quickly?” Wen En said with some surprise.

“What else? Isn’t my purpose here to be your cheap labor?” Romeo said with an indifferent expression.

“That’s right,” Wen En smiled and brushed a strand of messy hair from Romeo’s forehead. “But this mission might be more dangerous than you think.”

“Are you afraid of death?” Wen En said.

“Of course I am,” Romeo quickly replied. “After all, I’m also a human. Everyone is afraid of death.”

He put down the empty coffee mug, and his arm hooked around Wen En’s shoulder. He whispered:

“But, Wen En, if I really have to die, I hope I can die in your arms…”

“You won’t die,” Wen En suddenly grabbed his hand and interrupted him.

“I was just asking casually. Don’t take it to heart,” Wen En frowned slightly and said.

Romeo was about to say, “Of course I won’t take it to heart,” when he heard Wen En continue:

“Roy, I swear to you, you may be prosecuted and imprisoned for a few to a few dozen years in the future, but please rest assured, I will absolutely not let you die,” Wen En held Romeo’s hand and said seriously.

“Wow, thank you…” Romeo was both moved and had mixed feelings.

That, can you get me a reduced sentence for my hard work, if not for my merits…

“By the way, don’t worry. Our lawyers will do their best to get you a reduced sentence or even avoid prison,” Wen En patted his shoulder, signaling him to relax. “But the premise is that you behave well during the lawsuit and no one sues you. So, kid, work hard and keep a low profile.”

Romeo: QAQ


The Overworked Beta and the Paranoid Alpha

The Overworked Beta and the Paranoid Alpha

社畜beta与偏执狂A纠缠不清
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
A chapter unlocks every Monday and Thursday .
Wen En, the number one special agent in the galaxy, is a Beta. With his handsome and elegant mixed-race features and a tall, powerful physique, he was prime material for hard labor. Until one day, he gave up his vacation to accept a mission from his superior. The mission required him to team up with an Alpha named Romeo Solstice. Wen En agreed. But his Alpha teammate had other ideas. Romeo: Did you know that "teammate" is just another word for "wife"? Wen En (expressionless): No, and I don't want to know. Romeo: Darling, I must have a long talk with you all night to explain the details. At that, Wen En raised his rock-hard fist: Say one more noisy word and see what happens??? Romeo (clutching his face and wailing): I give, I give up!!!! Wen En: A cold smile. Romeo: But, darling, I think I've fallen in love with you... Wen En: ...???
Romeo Solstice, like all villains in film and television, had a tragic childhood. Unloved by his fathers, he engaged in wrongdoing, and his infamy spread far and wide. He had a "white moonlight," also a Beta, who was gentle and considerate, bestowing the radiance of love upon his younger self. Therefore, looking at this rock-hard Beta named Wen En before him, Romeo felt displeasure in his heart and disdain on his face. He thought: A person like you can be considered a Beta? Who would have thought that one day, he would develop a high fever due to his rut, and in a daze, he would see Wen En's face overlapping with that of his "white moonlight." He thought dazedly: Back then, that person... it was you... He caressed Wen En's face and gently leaned in for a kiss. And then he was sent flying by a punch. Wen En (landing a punch): Would you please sober up!!! Romeo: ...So painful. But why did that punch make his heart race...?

Translator's Notes

White Moonlight: A popular Chinese internet slang term referring to an unforgettable, idealized person from one's past, often a first love or an unrequited crush who remains perfect in memory.

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