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The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 33


Chapter 33: Dog-Blood High Society

Hate you for a lifetime.

And, “Lu Shichen.”

It was the first time Gu Xiu had called out his full name. He never expected it to be at a time like this, in such a red-faced curse.

The two of them, one on top and one on the bottom, one with a white face and one with a red face, were in a silent stalemate.

Gu Xiu couldn’t even care about the shame of his body being exposed. He glared at him, panting and struggling, “Quick, let go of my hands…”

“Just you, a top?” Lu Shichen let out a low laugh of unknown emotion, his eyes filled with ridicule. “Don’t tell me you’ve topped Jiang Yuan Yao.”

As a man, Gu Xiu of course understood the unspoken ridicule in his words.

He really didn’t know how the elegant and self-restrained Ninth Uncle could turn into such a vulgar bastard! Gu Xiu, a straight man, had come to a BL novel world to do a mission, and he only wanted to get off work early and run away. He wouldn’t deliberately train his stamina…

Besides, could the feeling of masturbating and being touched by someone else be the same? It was normal not to be able to hold back!

“Do you think I’m like you! A sexually frustrated, old bachelor! Doing hand jobs every day…” Gu Xiu was emotional. “I’m pure and clean. If it weren’t for you…”

Lu Shichen only picked out what he wanted from his words, and his breathing became rapid again, filled with an unbearable excitement. “So, no one else has touched you?”

Gu Xiu’s cheeks swelled up like a tomato. He didn’t face the topic directly, his heart a little bit exposed. He put on a brave front and shouted, “Quick, let me go!”

Lu Shichen didn’t listen at all and pounced on him to kiss him, licking and sucking like a madman, and then asked, “Then has anyone else kissed you like this?”

Gu Xiu was furious. “Lu Shichen!!”

“A little virgin?” Lu Shichen let out a satisfied low laugh, his eyes still shining with an insatiable greedy light. The bit of anger was swept away, and he teased in a hoarse voice, “No wonder you’re so sensitive.”

“Who’s the sensitive one… uh!”

Gu Xiu’s hands were tied above his head with a tie and his shirt, and he couldn’t move. Only his waist and back arched up from the sudden and violent stimulation, leaving the bed.

Lu Shichen’s body leaned down, and his hand slipped between their two bodies.

Gu Xiu mumbled incoherently, “Lu Shichen…!”

“Are you going to hate me for a lifetime for this too?” Lu Shichen was clearly deep in the throes of passion. Perhaps it was because of the gray, his eyes still had a transcendent coldness.

He nimbly fiddled with one hand while lowering his head and pressing his lips to Gu Xiu’s wet and hot cheek. “It feels pretty good…”

Gu Xiu was about to go crazy.

The rhythm was completely in Lu Shichen’s hands. He could only tilt his neck back and gasp for breath like he was suffocating.

If Lu Shichen really went all the way, he would definitely not care about any mission. He wasn’t afraid of the protagonist gong’s halo either. Even if he couldn’t bring Lu Shichen to justice on the spot, he would still fight to the death!

Lu Shichen’s face as the protagonist gong had been swept away, but he didn’t mind. Now, his skills were also primarily to serve Gu Xiu.

At the same time, he brought himself along, pressing his hot body against Gu Xiu.

Gu Xiu was so pleased that he couldn’t help but keep dodging. His hands were pulled out from his clothes, but his wrists were still tightly bound by the tie. He used his two tied hands to push Lu Shichen. “Let me go. I’ll do it myself.”

“What’s wrong?” Lu Shichen pretended not to understand. “Don’t you like it?”

“That’s all instinct…” reaction.

Before he could finish his sentence, Gu Xiu suddenly met those slightly lowered gray eyes, which were shining with starlight and moonlight, as if they were holding a thousand words.

Lu Shichen’s words had a hidden meaning as he asked again, “You don’t like it?”

Gu Xiu turned his face away, refusing to take up the topic.

Lu Shichen still gently stroked him and suddenly came over to kiss his forehead. “I like it very much, here.”

He kissed the tip of his nose, his lips. “And here, here.”

He gently ground his teeth on the small mole on his Adam’s apple.

“Here…”

After a long while, he turned Gu Xiu’s face back and looked at those dodging eyes, sighing softly, “I like all of it very much.”

Gu Xiu’s eyes flickered. “Ninth Uncle… mm!”

His murmur was interrupted, and his waist tensed again. He was about to come.

After several seconds, he still couldn’t get any release. It was so uncomfortable. He looked at Lu Shichen’s hand in confusion. It was just covering him, squeezing the key seam.

Lu Shichen: “A new technique I learned, control.”

“…Huh?”

The bright white moonlight shone through the gauze curtain outside the window, extremely gentle, swaying with the soft white gauze curtain, like water waves.

“Mm…”

As if he had fallen into a colorful dream, Gu Xiu’s mind was dizzy, and his body was so numb it didn’t feel like his own.

Suddenly, the movement in Lu Shichen’s hand stopped.

Gu Xiu’s unfocused eyes regained their focus. He looked at him through his wet bangs, with a hint of confusion and a hint of pleading. “Ninth Uncle…”

Lu Shichen refused to give him a quick release and even pushed his luck. “Call my name, hmm?”

“…Lu Shichen!”

Too much.

The memories of yesterday were so shameful that he couldn’t bear to look back.

Gu Xiu wished he could knock himself out with a punch, repeatedly, until he completely lost his memory.

Lu Shichen had not forced himself on him and done something that would make him hate him for a lifetime, but it was enough to destroy a straight man’s dignity.

The result of not wanting to face reality was to lock himself in his room, not even going out to eat, locking the door, and refusing to meet or contact Lu Shichen.

【As if he’s not a virgin himself!!】

Gu Xiu was so angry that he gave the pillow a third heavy punch.

If it weren’t for knowing the plot in advance, Gu Xiu might have really thought that the man was extremely experienced, to be so at ease, playing with the poor straight man in the palm of his hand.

Thinking that Lu Shichen’s skills were all practiced by himself in lonely hand jobs, Gu Xiu’s mood immediately brightened, and he temporarily let go of the innocent pillow.

007 was confused and asked foolishly, 【Are you talking about the protagonist gong?】

【Still the protagonist gong!】 Gu Xiu punched the pillow again in anger. This time, he imagined the pillow as the useless system and cursed, 【He won’t be able to top anyone in this life! Let him be destroyed!!】

However, the protagonist gong had gained his own consciousness and was not playing by the rules, which had turned his mind into a mess and his body into a mess. But thanks to this disobedient autonomous consciousness, Lu Shichen had not really topped him.

Now that he thought about it, he was still a little scared.

007, this stupid system, couldn’t solve his troubles either. It only added to the chaos.

In the evening, 007 suddenly came online and brought a piece of good news: 【Jiujiu! You’ve completed a new plot point!】

Gu Xiu was at a loss. Can this plot still be saved? And isn’t he just at home doing nothing?

007 said, 【A paparazzi has been following you ever since you showed your face in the live stream! You were photographed while you were wandering outside the day before yesterday! Now, the netizens have dug up all your fake rich second-generation identity…】

Gu Xiu quickly opened Weibo.

As soon as he refreshed his homepage, his high-definition photos were automatically delivered to his door.

He was wandering around, eating, and in a daze by himself. He wasn’t wearing a mask or a baseball cap. He had never thought that there might be a paparazzi following him. His entire face was photographed clearly, from all angles.

The plot was just that irresistible.

His fake rich second-generation identity was bound to be exposed sooner or later. As a comparison group to Jiang Yuan Yao, he would be crushed. Their past love and hate would also be dug up, and Jiang Yuan Yao would gain another wave of netizens’ pity and passersby’s favor, and his popularity would rise to a new level.

It was just that these photos were quite handsome. He was holding a cup of hot coffee, his head slightly lowered, his chin hidden in a coffee-colored scarf. The light gray coat he was wearing was a loose, drop-shoulder style, loosely open, giving a casual street-style feel.

Gu Xiu admired it for a while and went to the comment section.

【Ahhhhhhh, Teacher Gu is so handsome】

【I declare that Teacher Gu is the ceiling of pale-faced beauties in my heart!】

【Although the daytime Teacher Gu is very handsome, I still prefer the midnight one (fingers crossed)】

【Why is the handsome guy alone outside? Does he have no one to accompany him? [/fingers crossed]】

【I want the link to the whole set, a Chinese person who wants the link for life】

【I want the link to the model brother, a Chinese woman who wants the link for life】

Gu Xiu: “?”

007 awkwardly reminded, 【Uh uh, not this street style handsome guy bot. You should go to the second most popular gossip marketing account…】

Gu Xiu moved to a new battlefield.

The style here was much more normal.

@Internet Celebrity Big Gossip: See if you’ve been deceived! Internet celebrity Gugujiu’s “rich second-generation” persona has collapsed! He usurped the nest for twenty years and was tragically kicked out of the wealthy family. Why! [Click the link below to view]

It was a very eye-catching and inflammatory copy. Gu Xiu himself was also intrigued and quickly clicked on it.

A long Weibo post came into view, detailing the romantic history of the three generations of the wealthy Gu family, reaching its peak with the orphan left by the legal wife—who would have thought that he, the son of a nanny, had actually impersonated the noble Young Master Gu for more than twenty years!

Even the dog-blood gossip in Hong Kong wouldn’t dare to make this up. Reality was far more exciting than a novel…

During the years he had replaced the young master of the Gu family, “Gugujiu” was so willful and extravagant, his daily hobby was to hang out with his degenerate friends and live a decadent life. After graduating from a diploma mill abroad, he immediately went to a film academy to pick a handsome boy and keep him by his side.

Although no names were mentioned, this “handsome boy” was undoubtedly Jiang Yuan Yao. The exciting gossip also involved a popular artist, which made the popularity of this exposé soar.

The comment section was also quite exciting.

【So Teacher Gu was indeed a rich second-generation before. I told you his temperament didn’t seem fake】

【Teacher Gu probably didn’t know his own identity, right? His adoptive parents didn’t suspect anything for so many years? A bit ridiculous…】

【Can I say that I feel that Teacher Gu is actually quite innocent? He didn’t hurt anyone except for showing off his wealth】

【Showing off wealth itself is very immoral… and keeping a celebrity is moral? I’m not saying this to be mean, but some people on the internet are really double standards when it comes to handsome guys】

【Aren’t Teacher Gu and JYY just a willing pair? At that time, JYY had no acting skills and no fame. Wasn’t it Teacher Gu who threw resources at him and made him famous? If it weren’t for Teacher Gu’s greater contribution to JYY, would JYY have to keep pining for him and chasing after him?】

【U1S1, what on earth is Teacher Gu trying to do by keeping a little celebrity? He’s rich and young, and he’s even more handsome than a celebrity. Doesn’t he feel that he’s at a disadvantage?】

【This world is a huge face-judging game. We’re hopeless】

Gu Xiu: “…?”

【Uh…】 The small silver ball of light spun around hesitantly and finally found a few discordant remarks. It immediately took credit. 【See, there are still people scolding you!!】

【I told you this streamer is really pretentious. He deserves to crash and burn】

【Hahaha, what’s left after removing the rich second-generation identity?】

【@Jiang Yuan Yao, Yaoyao, don’t you know… open your eyes and see. This person is really not worth it】

【Although Gugujiu helped a little when Yaoyao first debuted, isn’t Yaoyao’s current success all due to his own hard work?】

【@Jiang Yuan Yao, Yaoyao, you are beautiful alone! You are the brightest star!】

【Very good, very good!】 007 waved a flag and shouted while watching. 【Let this storm come more fiercely! Plot completion rate 88%… just a little bit more!】

【Hey? Why did the protagonist shou post on Weibo?】 007 mumbled in confusion.

Gu Xiu was even more clueless. He frowned slightly and went to Jiang Yuan Yao’s Weibo.

@Jiang Yuan Yao V: The innocent are innocent. He is the most important person in my life.

These words seemed to be clarifying for Gu Xiu, but looking at the comment section, he had clearly backfired and done a bad deed with good intentions, causing Gu Xiu to be attacked even more fiercely.

【Yaoyao, have you been brainwashed by him…】

【Yaoyao, does he have something on you??】

【Can’t you just go your separate ways after breaking up? It’s too much to hold on to someone with leverage】

Jiang Yuan Yao had the protagonist’s halo and a natural charm. The biggest hardship he had ever suffered in his life was the cold shoulder from the scum gong Gu Xiu. Occasionally, when a hater attacked him, he would be slapped in the face multiple times in return.

It would have been better if he hadn’t come forward to clarify. As soon as he bravely defended Gu Xiu, the fans and passersby immediately put him in the position of an innocent victim, thinking that he must be acting against his will and being controlled.

【Alright, alright, I’ve dug it up. The fake second-generation is called Gu Xiu. He’s been attending top aristocratic schools since he was a child, but his classmates revealed that he just ate and played every day. Who would have thought that after graduating from a diploma mill, he would become an internet celebrity showing off his wealth and earning a fortune without doing anything…】

【I’m curious how the fans who have donated to him feel, hahaha】

【At least the rich second-generation’s parents worked hard for it. This guy is a pure thief】

【Can you spit out what doesn’t belong to you??】

Bang! 007 made a big show of it and set off celebratory fireworks in Gu Xiu’s mind: 【Plot completion rate 95%! As long as the protagonist gong and shou’s relationship is exposed, and you’re sent abroad, you can get off work~】

“…” Gu Xiu was too lazy to complain and directly ignored the noise in his head.

The digging on “Gu Xiu” was still ongoing.

A person living in the world will always leave all sorts of traces. The netizens knew his name, family, and the schools he had attended. They followed the clues and dug up more and more.

【I’m Gu Xiu’s classmate. The Gu family is a bit rich, but definitely not to the extent of his live stream. The things he shows off should be from the Lu family, right? He used to often show off that his uncle was the chairman of the Huanya Group】

【??? My eyes have been opened. As expected of a thief】

【People are really insatiably greedy… I wonder if the uncle knows that he’s become a tool for his nephew to show off his wealth?】

【…Live-streaming in someone else’s mansion and with their luxury cars, did he get their permission?】

【I told you the walk-in closet he was live-streaming in didn’t look like his style. He seemed very unfamiliar with his own things. So all these are that uncle’s? [Image][Image]】

【Using someone else’s privacy to gain attention, that’s too much】

【And they’re not even related by blood… if I were the uncle, I’d be so angry!!!】

Huanya was a well-known large group, and its industries permeated all aspects of life and entertainment. The person in power of such a group, the high and mighty chairman, was automatically imagined by the netizens as a successful and mature man.

From the walk-in closet that Gu Xiu had shown at that time, this uncle was at least in his thirties or forties, right? His appearance might be similar to his dressing style, old-fashioned.

Being a little older was not a problem. It was just right to call him uncle or daddy!

This generation of netizens was the best at adapting to the situation, finding a good match for themselves on the internet. From being indignant and wanting to seek justice for the uncle to all sorts of rainbow farts, and then to various ways of stepping on others to promote themselves.

【Uncle: Who understands? I’ve been working hard outside to earn money, and I wake up to find that my house has been stolen by my cheap, non-blood-related nephew】

【Uncle, are you still short of a nephew? I’m super obedient and well-behaved】

At this moment.

A newly registered side account was verified and posted a short but powerful Weibo post.

@Huanya Group Chairman V: Gu Xiu is my eternal family. Slanderers, be careful.

Netizens: 【?????】

The slap in the face from the victim himself came so unexpectedly.

This statement quickly climbed to the top of the trending list, attracting a huge amount of traffic. Under the attention of countless eyes, the next statement followed closely.

@Huanya Group Chairman V: I just like him when he’s not good.


The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced

The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced

火葬场渣攻被换就下班
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
A chapter unlocks every Wednesday and Sunday.
Recently, "crematorium" novels have come under heavy fire. What's this about scum gongs? About a prodigal's return being worth more than gold? Forget it! Replace them, replace them, replace them all! The next one will always be better!! Gu Xiu's role is that of the despised scum gong. Even though he goes through the crematorium, he never succeeds in winning them back. The protagonist shous he mistreated always find their way into the arms of a more outstanding man. Gu Xiu: OK. As long as I can clock out early. [Dog-Blood High Society: The Heartless Sugar Daddy's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu only provides money, not love, and even treats the young celebrity protagonist shou as a substitute, he's destined for the crematorium once their contract ends. According to the script, the protagonist shou is supposed to leave without a second thought, choosing his long-admired older cousin instead. Gu Xiu will also be discovered to not be a biological son of the prestigious family, be cast out, and subsequently lose everything. But when that day finally arrives, the very same older cousin, who has been waiting for this moment, shoves the crestfallen Gu Xiu into his car. With a look of absolute triumph, he says, "Now, you're finally mine." Gu Xiu: ? [Dorm Lit: The Oblivious Straight Guy's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu, a straight guy, rejects the protagonist shou's courageous confession of love, he's put through the crematorium. According to the script, the protagonist shou, after being rejected, is supposed to have an epiphany and choose his outstanding "campus prince" roommate instead. However, when the protagonist shou comes knocking, Gu Xiu is being pinned to the single dorm bed by that same campus prince roommate, who nibbles on his ear and whispers, "Don't think about him. Look at me." Gu Xiu: ? [ABO: The Ascetic Elite Alpha's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu despises the omega his family arranged for him and refuses to come home, he's fated for the crematorium. The protagonist gong is his boss, an Enigma. According to the script, this protagonist gong is supposed to begin a clandestine affair with Gu Xiu's nominal spouse after a heat... The affair does happen, but not at home—it's in the office. Gu Xiu finds himself enveloped by the aggressive Enigma pheromones, unable to breathe. The protagonist gong pins him against the office desk, grazing the nape of his neck with his canines. "Break up with him," he says, "and I'll let you mark me." Gu Xiu: ? ...
Gu Xiu, who diligently dedicates himself to getting sent to the crematorium, does get replaced. But every single time, he ends up being kabedon'd, forcefully kissed, and dragged to bed by the protagonist gong, forced to work overtime! Gu Xiu: The crematorium I wanted isn't this kind of passionate inferno!!

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