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The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 36


Chapter 36: Dog-Blood High Society

The effect of the medicinal wine settled in Gu Xiu’s body. With a single touch from Lu Shichen, it surged forth, overwhelming his rationality and turning him into a beast governed by instinct.

Lu Shichen was clearly sober, yet he was even more lost in it than him.

His entire body was gnawed until there was not a single good piece of flesh left. The body he had nurtured for over twenty years was also mostly hollowed out in a single day.

In a poignant and moving story, the power of an old house on fire was no less than that of a battlefield cannon.

So much so that even the identity of the “protagonist gong” could be directly abandoned.

Lu Shichen sat on him, wearing only an open white shirt that opened and closed with his movements, creating a wrinkle one second and smoothing out the next.

Due to the strong medicinal effect, Gu Xiu came quickly and went quickly. He fell and then stood up again. Coupled with the double impact on his body and soul, he felt that his entire body was not his own, floating and unresponsive, only wanting to stick to the person he called Ninth Uncle.

As soon as Gu Xiu sat up, he saw the pressing countdown pop-up again. His heart felt as heavy and uncomfortable as if it had been filled with sour fruit pulp. Being drunk also made people weak and clingy, so he used his hands and feet to cling tightly to the man’s warm and steady body, refusing to move, refusing to let go.

Lu Shichen was also exceptionally receptive to his dependence. The two of them, sticky all over, snuggled in each other’s arms, rubbing and lingering. Lu Shichen pushed back his wet black hair and kissed him from his forehead to the corner of his mouth.

“I’m leaving…” Gu Xiu buried his wet and hot cheek in the man’s chest and murmured as if in a dream.

The body he was holding stiffened.

Even at this time, Gu Xiu still claimed that he was leaving.

Why?

Lu Shichen couldn’t figure it out. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck him. The anger that had blinded him dissipated, and he seemed to sense a kind of helpless grievance in Gu Xiu’s state. It was as if he had been abandoned alone in a gray wasteland, where not a single blade of grass grew, boundless, stretching out with eternal loneliness and solitude.

The man’s stroking stopped, so Gu Xiu nudged him again, like a little bird that had finally found its home and desperately needed human comfort.

But this nest was also temporary. No matter how warm, how reluctant he was to leave.

The faint light of dawn broke through the clouds, outlining the messy and undulating contours on the king-size bed.

Gu Xiu propped himself up, and the double quilt slid down from his shoulders. The drunkenness and the effect of the medicine had long been sweated out. His black eyes were as clear as if they had been washed, reflecting the man’s handsome face.

Not only was an old house on fire terrible, but a young man who had tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time was also unable to extricate himself.

He lowered his head, rubbed his forehead against the other’s, and called out softly, “Lu Shichen.”

His eyelashes trembled slightly, and Lu Shichen, who was only feigning sleep, immediately opened his eyes, his gaze at him very complicated.

After a moment, he said in a hoarse voice, “Why are you leaving?”

Gu Xiu was stunned for a moment, then he rubbed his cheek against the other’s, yawned, and murmured, not answering the question, “Mm… it’s good to live in the moment…”

Lu Shichen did not pursue the matter. He used his lips to chase his averted lips, like holding a nut, he held his lip bead, sucking and nibbling, melting a thousand words into a silent action.

Gu Xiu’s breathing became chaotic again. This time, his consciousness was extremely clear, but his body was still uncontrollably indulging.

007 had disappeared for a full day and night.

Gu Xiu had also been more or less skinned.

After a deep sleep, he woke up to a strange morning that was like a dream, as if he had been reborn.

Lu Shichen had already woken up, leaving no warmth on the pillow. The quilt on his body had also been changed to a clean one. Only the bedsheet he was lying on still held the traces of their day and night of indulgence.

He held his messy hair and stared blankly at the void.

【Jiujiu!!!】

Gu Xiu woke up as if from a dream.

The small silver ball of light “whooshed” out of his sea of consciousness, spinning at high speed in front of him, jumping up and down, so excited that it almost left afterimages: 【Why was I shut down for so long?? Are you okay??!】

Gu Xiu covered his nose with one hand, his eyelids drooping lazily, and a faint double eyelid crease could be seen.

007 came closer to him, carefully inspecting him from top to bottom, left and right, and would make a fuss at every turn: 【Why do you look so hollowed out and hopeless… your neck! Are you allergic? It’s so red! And there are teeth marks! Your collarbone! Ahhh, your mouth is swollen like a sausage!!!】

【Shut up.】 Gu Xiu waved his hand and sent the noisy little ball of light flying.

The small silver ball of light was resilient and flew back, a little calmer.

【Thanks to you guys.】 Gu Xiu covered his face, his voice a little hoarse. 【My twenty-plus years of innocence are really gone now.】

【…Huh?】 007’s machine was stuck for a moment, and it said hesitantly, 【Mm… but Jiujiu, you seem quite satisfied?】

Gu Xiu sent the ball of light flying again.

Then he said stiffly, 【Go to the side. I’m going to change my clothes. No peeking.】


The gossip about the streamer “Gugujiu” was still fermenting.

One wave had not yet subsided, and another had risen. The dog-blood high society grievances involving the popular artist had not yet been clarified, and he had turned around and caused a huge live stream accident.

What Ninth Uncle, what aphrodisiac wine, and the ambiguous relationship between the two that made people blush…

The few words of “Ninth Uncle” were carefully analyzed by the resourceful netizens. It was determined that he was a person of high status, with a group of people fawning over him. He was most likely the owner of that pile of precious wine collection, and also the master of this mansion!

This overturned the logical clues that had been summarized before.

First, Gu Xiu and his non-blood-related uncle, Chairman Lu of Huanya, had a close relationship, and he had even brazenly shown off his famous watches and luxury cars in a live stream.

Even after being kicked out of the Gu family, Gu Xiu was still live-streaming in this villa, and Chairman Lu had also expressed his intention to protect him on Weibo.

Chairman Lu was the real master of this mansion.

Gu Xiu’s little lover “Ninth Uncle” = Chairman Lu.

So this “uncle” was not a form of play, but a real respectful address for an uncle!

【This is even more ridiculous, isn’t it???】

【They’re not real uncle and nephew, so it’s probably fine…】

【woc, this is so exciting】

【Teacher Gu is so handsome. It’s normal for an old man to not be able to control himself】

【Even without Chairman Lu, there’s still our top contributor. What kind of tycoon-attracting constitution does Teacher Gu have?】

【Teacher Gu is both pure and lustful. Can I say that I think he’s actually very cute when he’s showing off his wealth??】

【+1!! Like a little bird showing off its beautiful feathers. Does anyone understand!!】

【I can completely understand the feeling of Chairman Lu not being angry but being thrilled】

【Chairman Lu is not young, is he… what’s so good about this kind of old man BY-like relationship?】

【Even if Teacher Gu is at his worst, he can still make money as a streamer. Does he have to debase himself to an old man?】

【Uh uh uh uh, speaking of which, isn’t Huanya TV under the Huanya Group…】

【Gugu the little bird thinks he’s showing off his rich life, but little does he know that he’s being played with by an old man】

Lu Shichen, who had no idea he had been labeled an “old man,” was at the company.

Amanda carefully glanced at her superior, who was busy with work and oblivious to the outside world.

After a long while, Lu Shichen capped his pen, gathered the documents on his desk, and said, “Alright.” The next second, he stood up and hastily put on his coat.

There were still fifteen minutes until closing time.

Although Lu Shichen, as the head of the group, did not need to strictly follow the attendance time, he was often the last one to stay in the company, working longer than his assistant and secretary. As long as he could work overtime, he would never be idle.

But today, he seemed to be in a hurry to do something. He took a few steps out before he remembered to instruct Amanda, “You can clean up and lock the door when you’re done.”

“Chairman Lu, wait a moment…” Amanda quickly called out to him, her face full of confusion. “Do you have any plans for tonight?”

Lu Shichen’s schedule was one of Amanda’s main jobs. She had done this job well for many years and had rarely encountered such an abnormal situation.

But Lu Shichen only said, “No, I’m going home.”

Before Amanda could say anything else, Lu Shichen had already raised his hand and placed it on the doorknob. Before he could exert any force, the door opened by itself. He was slightly stunned, and a handsome young face came into view.

It was Gu Xiu, who had been “under house arrest” in the villa.

Behind Gu Xiu stood the respectful Butler Tong, his weathered face filled with difficulty and apology, carefully observing Lu Shichen’s reaction.

“I forced Butler Tong to let me out,” Gu Xiu first explained. “Because I was coming to the company to see you, he agreed. He also accompanied me all the way here.”

Faced with the sudden appearance of Gu Xiu, Lu Shichen’s heart was only filled with a similar feeling of surprise. He had already forgotten about the house arrest order he had given. Hearing this, his eyes softened even more, and he looked at Gu Xiu and asked, “Why did you suddenly think of coming to see me?”

“I’m going to suffocate!!” Gu Xiu said. “I came out for a walk and just happened to pick you up from work. Do you want to go out for dinner together tonight? Didn’t I always tell you to balance work and rest? Live in the moment, enjoy yourself while you’re young… uh, I mean eating.”

He couldn’t mention anything about the Quick Transmigration Bureau, so Gu Xiu practiced the principle of living in the moment.

After a day and night of deep physical exchange, when the two of them accidentally touched, there was still a moment of awkward stiffness, with a faint, numbing current.

They had clearly done the most intimate things, but they were like a couple who had just confirmed their relationship, cautious and unable to control themselves, a wonderful and magical probing.

“Mm, what do you want to eat?” Lu Shichen took over the conversation and walked out side by side with him. “If you’re bored at home, you can come to the company to work with me.”

“…” Gu Xiu showed a strange expression. “Then I’d rather be bored.”

Lu Shichen smiled.

“You don’t have to do anything…”

“Anyway, you were not a competent assistant at all.”

“Was I? Didn’t I tie my tie quite well?”

The two of them chatted as they walked through the long corridor, passing by the large office area.

The employees who were leisurely playing on their phones immediately opened their computers. The employees who were about to get off work made a smooth and sharp turn and sat back down at their desks.

The large office area, with dozens of people, was calm. The keyboards were being typed at a high frequency, making a rhythmic tapping sound.

[Slacking off with pay every day (10)]

—The Crown Prince came to pick up Chairman Lu from work!!

—Welcome back to the palace, Crown Prince.

—What Crown Prince? He’s clearly the Empress.

—You’ve all seen the recording of the live stream from the day before yesterday, right?

—What, what?

—!!!! wtf is this something I can listen to?

—Hahahaha, now the internet is saying that Chairman Lu is an old man, hahahaha

—Sometimes I also forget that Chairman Lu is not even as old as me…

—???

—A 28-year-old group chairman, with a celebrity face and a male model’s body. Who would be scared to death if this got out?

—My niece is also gossiping and came to ask me. I sent her a secretly taken photo of Chairman Lu, and she didn’t believe it at all, 233

—The Crown Prince is indeed a top-tier beauty. I really don’t understand what kind of ugly men are being pushed in the entertainment industry.

—I think they’re quite a good match. Their looks and figures are very compatible. And it’s an uncle-nephew nurturing literature. This is so dog-blood and exciting… even a novel wouldn’t dare to write it like this…

—I reasonably suspect that Chairman Lu brought the Crown Prince to work to play office play

—Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

“Ninth Uncle…” Gu Xiu turned his head in confusion and glanced at the office area from a distance. “I think I heard a scream?”

“The elevator is here,” Lu Shichen said nonchalantly, just wanting to get off work quickly. He put his arm around Gu Xiu’s shoulder. “Don’t worry about it. Let’s go.”


The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced

The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced

火葬场渣攻被换就下班
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
A chapter unlocks every Wednesday and Sunday.
Recently, "crematorium" novels have come under heavy fire. What's this about scum gongs? About a prodigal's return being worth more than gold? Forget it! Replace them, replace them, replace them all! The next one will always be better!! Gu Xiu's role is that of the despised scum gong. Even though he goes through the crematorium, he never succeeds in winning them back. The protagonist shous he mistreated always find their way into the arms of a more outstanding man. Gu Xiu: OK. As long as I can clock out early. [Dog-Blood High Society: The Heartless Sugar Daddy's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu only provides money, not love, and even treats the young celebrity protagonist shou as a substitute, he's destined for the crematorium once their contract ends. According to the script, the protagonist shou is supposed to leave without a second thought, choosing his long-admired older cousin instead. Gu Xiu will also be discovered to not be a biological son of the prestigious family, be cast out, and subsequently lose everything. But when that day finally arrives, the very same older cousin, who has been waiting for this moment, shoves the crestfallen Gu Xiu into his car. With a look of absolute triumph, he says, "Now, you're finally mine." Gu Xiu: ? [Dorm Lit: The Oblivious Straight Guy's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu, a straight guy, rejects the protagonist shou's courageous confession of love, he's put through the crematorium. According to the script, the protagonist shou, after being rejected, is supposed to have an epiphany and choose his outstanding "campus prince" roommate instead. However, when the protagonist shou comes knocking, Gu Xiu is being pinned to the single dorm bed by that same campus prince roommate, who nibbles on his ear and whispers, "Don't think about him. Look at me." Gu Xiu: ? [ABO: The Ascetic Elite Alpha's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu despises the omega his family arranged for him and refuses to come home, he's fated for the crematorium. The protagonist gong is his boss, an Enigma. According to the script, this protagonist gong is supposed to begin a clandestine affair with Gu Xiu's nominal spouse after a heat... The affair does happen, but not at home—it's in the office. Gu Xiu finds himself enveloped by the aggressive Enigma pheromones, unable to breathe. The protagonist gong pins him against the office desk, grazing the nape of his neck with his canines. "Break up with him," he says, "and I'll let you mark me." Gu Xiu: ? ...
Gu Xiu, who diligently dedicates himself to getting sent to the crematorium, does get replaced. But every single time, he ends up being kabedon'd, forcefully kissed, and dragged to bed by the protagonist gong, forced to work overtime! Gu Xiu: The crematorium I wanted isn't this kind of passionate inferno!!

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