The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 60

Chapter 60: Roommate 20

【Watering Hole】: Good male dormitory relationship [hot~][hot~]

A University’s campus forum’s number one position was unshaken. Once again, he and his roommate had broken through the siege and topped the forum’s list.

The recording of the online class did not capture his camera footage, but among the more than forty classmates, there were always a few who were quick-witted. They had directly screen-recorded during class and then edited and posted it on the campus forum.

The title seemed quite serious at first glance.

But whoever watched the video knew.

The legendary cold and aloof top student and campus prince, Chen Beichuan, the ironclad evidence of him making a move on his roommate was presented to the entire school’s students!

4L: 【What a blurry quality. At first glance, I thought it was some kind of resource ()】

6L: 【LMAO, I was just saying, is this something that can be posted on the forum? [/dog head]】

20L: 【I really didn’t expect the campus prince to be like this in private】

21L: 【Forced love on a junior, right? [/bull][/beer]】

58L: 【The junior looks like he’s playing hard to get and is actually enjoying it, hahaha. By the way, GX is really so handsome and cute. He’s a completely different kind of handsome from the old bank dog, so pure and obedient. Big sister’s heart is soft～～】

Within a short hour, the discussion had reached over a hundred floors.

The most interesting and attractive thing about the forum was probably the strong sense of real people. As long as you posted a couple of meaningful replies, you would basically get a reply from others. Even an interesting ID could attract attention, whether it was support, praise, or teasing. Even if the positions were different, there was not too much hostility.

Bank who wants to publish in Nature: 【Gu Xiu is clearly enjoying it.】

【This ID? Why does it have a bit of an old bank dog smell?】

【xs, this ID is not credible at first glance. It’s either CBC himself or his fan. Get out】

【Whose lurking side account is this? You’ve never posted before, right? Don’t you know the rule of not using full names when gossiping on the forum?】

Chen Beichuan silently left the scene.

He had come to the forum today for a boring and serious matter: A University’s campus forum had a food selection event every year. The canteens, inside the canteens, and the food streets outside the four main gates… were all battlefields filled with smoke, and the competition was quite fierce.

The moderator had sorted out the students’ ratings and comments, and the content of the post was also edited. It was handed over to him as an authoritative official representative to be published with the administrator’s account.

【Watering Hole】: East Gate Food List top 10 [hot~]

Administrator A7993344: The 2024 East Gate Food top 10 selected by the students is freshly out! Come and see if your favorite is on the list! [Click the link to view]

The students of A University showed their various skills and had implanted many interesting mini-programs in the old campus forum, such as a scoring page similar to a certain app or a certain review site. The name they chose was also a major touch, called “Niche Review.”

The reviewers were all A University teachers, students, and alumni. Although it was niche, it had a very high gold content. Not only was it difficult for businesses to manipulate the scores, but it was also not worth the money to do so in such a niche program.

The 2024 annual East Gate Food List top 10 from Niche Review, the affordable and large-portioned, universally liked, and quickly served stone pot bibimbap was at the top of the list, receiving an astonishingly good review of 9.8 points.

A total of several hundred people had rated it. Among the five-star reviews for the stone pot bibimbap, there were two mavericks. The time of their ratings was only half a day apart. At first, someone had just casually glanced at it, but the more they looked at the content of the two reviews, the more wrong it seemed…

Gugujiu (deadline version): 【(One star) It’s terrible! I recommended it to my annoying roommate!!】

Bank who wants to publish in Nature: 【(Three stars) A roommate I like recommended it, but it was really terrible. I barely finished it, so I can only give it three stars.】

So much so that the attention of the latecomers was completely diverted. Food or no food, no one cared anymore.

【A roommate I like???】

【Damn, you guys…】

【Aiyo, it’s rude not to ship them, hahahaha】

【Is there anyone who thinks the stone pot bibimbap at the east gate is not good? I’m the first to disagree】

【I mean, this is the top 1 food on the A University food street. It can’t be that bad, right?】

【Your tastes are so niche. It would be unreasonable if you two weren’t together】

【What is this “mortal enemy roommate secretly in love with me” Jinjiang literature!!!】

【Could it be that we are all part of a cunning gay play?】

【Sister, you’ve found the truth. By the way, does anyone in real life know someone who thinks the stone pot bibimbap at the east gate is terrible??】

【Is the administrator from the computer science department? Can he locate the specific dormitory through the IP [/dog head]】

【Uh, I advise you to give up that idea. The current administrator is CBC. He only fixes the forum when it crashes. He usually doesn’t even come to look. Otherwise, how do you think he became the number one in the watering hole [/dog head][/dog head]】

That was wrong.

The former Chen Beichuan indeed did not care about the gossip in the forum. It was a mess of nonsense, and he found it annoying to even look at it. He only provided the technology without any service.

Ever since Gu Xiu had become the new top celebrity in the watering hole, he had developed a hobby of visiting the forum from time to time. Occasionally, he would move his fingers, lock a few small black rooms, and mercilessly mute them.

For example, those who called Gu Xiu husband, and those who sent lewd emojis to Gu Xiu.

His attention was fixed on that strange and familiar ID.

Gugujiu (deadline version)

It inexplicably reminded one of the “AngryWiddleBird” in his WeChat friends, now noted as “ProudSpoiledLilBirdie.”

Chen Beichuan skillfully operated the computer, read Gugujiu’s IP address, and sure enough, it was located at their dormitory’s router.

Chen Beichuan couldn’t help but laugh, and after a few laughs, he murmured, “You’d better be really on a deadline.”

Then he returned to his usual cold and indifferent expression, looking impartial, saying one thing and meaning it, and always following the rules.

What no one knew was that he had abused his public power for private gain, logged into his administrator account, and silently adjusted the rating weights of different IDs, causing the ranking of the stone pot bibimbap to plummet to tenth, while the original tenth, the chestnut braised pork ribs, instantly soared to first.

The originally settled rating ranking had been unexpectedly shuffled. The students who were genuinely passionate about food were all full of question marks and were forced to join the gossip army.

【wok! Who is this Gugujiu! How did our stone pot bibimbap end up at the bottom just because he gave it one star!?】

【@CBC @Administrator A7993344, how did our stone pot bibimbap become tenth??】

【Big brother has been lurking in the forum for a while, right?】

【Am I the only one who finds it subtle? This roommate and that roommate…】

【Damn, you got me shipping them again】

【You’re really something, CBC. What did the stone pot bibimbap do wrong?】

【Can any of GX’s classmates come out and answer? Does he really like to eat chestnut braised pork ribs, hahahaha】

A perfectly good official food review thread could also be derailed into relationship gossip.

Chen Nanyuan had smelled the scent and had slid in, beating the drums and gongs to promote her own CP’s latest fanfiction.

Wine-brewed Little Yuanzi who is shipping CPs every day: 【Don’t miss it when you pass by～～[/waving flowers] The campus prince CP dormitory literature has been updated to chapter ten! [Click the link to view] Our cold and aloof campus prince braved the heavy rain, “passed by” the east gate, and “casually” bought his “annoying” roommate his favorite sugar-roasted chestnuts…】

Chen Nanyuan had joined the student union this semester. At first, she was in the dormitory management department, but the first time she checked the dorms with her seniors, she ran into the shocking scene of a man on top of another man. The seniors, considering that she was a delicate little girl, did not dare to let her continue to check the unrestrained male dormitories.

Chen Nanyuan naturally felt a great regret.

Plus, she was a student of the art academy, and her handiwork was quite outstanding. Considering the principle of making the best use of one’s talents, she was soon transferred to the publicity department and was currently preparing for the shooting of a campus promotional video.

In this era where short videos were rampant and had a huge influence, major universities no longer relied on word of mouth as they used to. Just the name of a 985 or 211 university could attract countless students. Now, they had to show enough eye-catching capital to stand out in the fierce competition and attract the best students.

For example, the various tricks of the cafeteria dishes, the novel and interesting course arrangements, and even the face of the campus—the glamorous campus belle and campus prince.

Chen Nanyuan was entrusted with a heavy responsibility. The department head sent her to invite the campus prince, Chen Beichuan, to participate in the shooting of this promotional video.

“It’s fine. It’s okay if you can’t get Chen Beichuan. It’s a bonus if you can. You can try, don’t feel too much pressure,” the department head had long heard of Chen Beichuan’s difficult personality and did not insist.

Chen Nanyuan did not say that she was Chen Beichuan’s sister, because she knew that even with this blood relationship, it was still unknown whether she could get Chen Beichuan.

Chen Beichuan hated these activities that were not related to studying and required him to show his face and waste time. And it was for school recruitment publicity. In his eyes, these were all flashy and insubstantial things. Chen Nanyuan knew better than outsiders that this person was a terminal case of male chauvinism.

But, a terminal case of male chauvinism?

Now, this diagnosis needed a big question mark.

Chen Nanyuan first sent an invitation to her brother himself.

Chen Beichuan was concise and completely impersonal.

CBC: 【Not shooting, find someone else.】

Chen Nanyuan was too lazy to waste her breath on him. After a moment of thought, she turned to pat the red angry little bird in her friends list.

Little Yuanzi: 【Gu～ Have you finished reading 《Dormitory Love in the Thick Summer 1》～ It’s almost time to return the book. I’ll give you volume 2?】

Gu Xiu: “…”

If Chen Nanyuan hadn’t said it, he would have forgotten. The moment she said it, he was startled. That terrifying university campus BL novel was still lying in his closet.

The book was borrowed with Chen Nanyuan’s campus card. Plus two renewals, it could be borrowed for a total of three months. Time flew by, and it was time to return the book.

AngryWiddleBird: 【…No need! I’ll return volume 1 to you!!】

Chen Nanyuan was waiting for this sentence and took the opportunity to ask him out to the cafeteria.

Gu Xiu lay in the dormitory until the afternoon. When he got out of bed, Chen Beichuan was typing code at his desk. Gu Xiu glanced at him, then found the terrifying BL novel from the bottom of his closet, secretly covered the handsome young man on the cover with his hand, and quickly threw it into his schoolbag as if it were a hot potato.

Chen Beichuan’s hand movements slowed down, and he paid attention to his every move with his peripheral vision and ears.

He only heard him zip up his schoolbag and leave without much delay.

“My brother let you out alone?”

When they met in the cafeteria, Chen Nanyuan came up with such a strange sentence.

“Huh?” Gu Xiu was confused and said casually, “He’s typing code. He seems to be quite busy lately. He doesn’t even have to eat.”

Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Chen Beichuan, who treated code as food, appeared beside the two of them like a ghost, holding a steaming meal.

Just in time!

Chen Nanyuan’s eyes lit up. “Brother! What a coincidence! Sit, sit, sit.”

Chen Beichuan sat down next to Gu Xiu, diagonally opposite her.

Chen Nanyuan struck while the iron was hot and got straight to the point. “The school is preparing to shoot an A University campus promotional video. It needs to be shot as soon as possible and released before New Year’s Day. We’re in a hurry to find actors now…”

“B University next door found a campus prince and campus belle to shoot a new promotional video last year. The two of them were already internet celebrities, handsome and beautiful. The video had a great CP sense and sexual tension. This year, their freshmen have surpassed ours. It must be because of the promotional video. Recently, several top universities in the country have also released their promotional videos, all with the most handsome boys and the most beautiful girls in the school. It looks like our awesome A University is about to lose its name on the internet…”

Chen Beichuan interrupted faintly, “Cut the crap.”

“Brother, you should be able to understand how serious this situation is, right!?” Chen Nanyuan slapped the table, her face solemn, but she suddenly changed the subject and said to Gu Xiu, “Gu Xiu, you can definitely help us with this, right?”

“Huh?” Gu Xiu was stunned.

【Huh?】 007 and he made a questioning sound at the same time. 【Jiujiu, this is ‘Key Plot Point 7’! The protagonist gong and the campus belle are shooting a campus promotional video together. You, this scum gong, are even adding fuel to the fire, making the protagonist shou extremely jealous! When the protagonist shou is sad and depressed and hiding in a corner, the protagonist gong goes over and gently strokes his head, clearing up the misunderstanding.】

Gu Xiu caught the main point: 【Where’s the campus belle, I ask?】

007: 【Uh uh, although there’s no recognized campus belle, don’t you think Yuanyuan is super pretty?】

Gu Xiu blinked and went with the flow. “Isn’t it just right for you two to shoot it?”

“No, no!” Chen Nanyuan’s face was grim as she shook her head hard. “To break through the fierce competition, we’ve decided to find two campus princes to shoot it, focusing on a bromance route!”

Gu Xiu: “…?”

This feeling of the novel characters not cooperating with the plot, leaving him to work his heart out alone, was already very familiar. At this moment, Gu Xiu’s mood was still calm.

007 offered a plan: 【No problem. This plot just needs to find a supporting character to partner with the protagonist gong, to make the protagonist shou jealous.】

Chen Nanyuan’s eyes blinked as she stared at Gu Xiu. “If you don’t shoot it, my brother won’t agree to shoot it either.”

Chen Beichuan raised an eyebrow. “Does that mean if Gu Xiu agrees, I have to agree? What kind of logic is that?”

Gu Xiu’s temper flared, and he directly agreed, “No problem, I’ll shoot it!”

Chen Beichuan looked at him, as if he were singing in harmony with his wife or deliberately arguing with him. He curled half of his lip and, very annoyingly, changed his tune. “Regardless of whether Gu Xiu agrees or not, of course I have to shoot it.”