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The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 64


Chapter 64: Roommate 24

“Gu Xiu…”

As if afraid of disturbing Gu Xiu, Ji Ning’s voice became softer and softer.

But his shadow remained motionless on the canvas of the tent.

Gu Xiu was really afraid that Ji Ning would pull open the tent door to check. He was so nervous that cold sweat broke out. But the annoying Chen Beichuan was still covering his mouth. In his desperation, he let out two muffled sounds to divert Chen Beichuan’s attention, and then, he bit down!

Chen Beichuan withdrew his hand in pain, subconsciously bit his lower lip, and didn’t make a sound, just frowned slightly.

Gu Xiu climbed up to respond to Ji Ning outside. Taking advantage of the fact that Ji Ning couldn’t see, he lied with a red face, “Ji Ning? Why are you here? What’s wrong? I was asleep just now.”

“Oh… I just came over to see if you’re better,” Ji Ning politely spoke to him through the tent. “Are you still uncomfortable? Do you want to take some medicine? I brought stomach medicine, anti-inflammatory medicine, and digestive tablets…”

“No need… hiss.” His waist was touched, and Gu Xiu shrank, his expression twisted as he continued, “I’m just tired. I’m much better after a sleep. If you’re fine, I’ll go back to sleep.”

Ji Ning could only give up with regret. “Alright then, you should rest well.”

When Ji Ning’s shadow was completely gone, Gu Xiu turned around and threw a fierce punch!

Chen Beichuan, in the narrow tent, was also able to move nimbly and successfully dodged. He even grabbed his waist with his backhand and dragged him down onto the sleeping bag.

Gu Xiu was unprepared and fell on his back, looking up at the person whose face was hidden in the shadows.

“Hey, Gu Xiu.”

He was always ready to fight, and as soon as he opened his mouth, it was a loud shout that ruined the atmosphere.

Returning to the way they got along in the dormitory, Gu Xiu felt a little more at ease and pushed him. “What are you doing? Get off.”

Chen Beichuan didn’t move, his expression serious, but his words were shocking. “I think I’ve become gay.”

Coincidentally, the person he was confiding in was Gu Xiu, who knew the plot in advance. Not only was he not surprised at all, but he also grumbled inwardly: Isn’t that right?

“Oh,” Gu Xiu’s expression was calm, and he imitated him with a sarcastic smile. “You’ve finally recognized yourself? Senior.”

It was the first time he had heard that mouth call him senior. The simple pronunciation, the usual tone, but Chen Beichuan’s heart couldn’t help but ripple, and his breathing also became slightly rapid.

“You still know I’m a senior?” Chen Beichuan went with the flow. “The reason I became gay is all because of you.”

“…?”

This was unexpected. Gu Xiu’s handsome face immediately wrinkled. He wouldn’t take the blame for this.

Chen Beichuan was well-prepared and would not give him a chance to defend himself. He took out his phone and found a video recording.

Gu Xiu’s closet was already full, and his bird’s nest was built. He hadn’t gone to Chen Beichuan’s closet for supplies these past few days.

The video that was filmed was from before he was questioned by Chen Beichuan.

It was the day Ji Ning had brought the liquor-filled chocolates.

The alcohol content of the liquor-filled chocolates was negligible. In fact, he didn’t feel any discomfort from being drunk. Besides sleeping, he just wanted to sleep. He could sleep like a log even in Chen Beichuan’s closet.

Until Chen Beichuan pulled him out, disturbing his sweet dreams!

Chen Beichuan had forcefully woken him up from his drunken and drowsy state. He remembered what happened later, but the middle part was blurry until this video was presented to him.

He didn’t remember it. He only felt that the person in the video was a stranger, and his behavior was also strange.

He had actually held Chen Beichuan’s face and had taken the initiative to lean in.

Chen Beichuan asked him, “Who did you mistake me for? Ji Ning?”

In the video, he was silent, staring at those gray eyes without blinking. Outside the video, the sober him also looked at Chen Beichuan in front of him. He felt that those eyes were indeed very beautiful. No wonder 007 had to steal his data.

Immediately after, without any warning, Gu Xiu in the video—

Smack!

He had kissed Chen Beichuan!!

Gu Xiu: “…!!?”

Because it happened so suddenly, Gu Xiu had finished watching the video before he could react.

Chen Beichuan took back his phone, and with confidence, he continued to question him, “See, the reason I became gay is all because of you.”

Gu Xiu firmly believed in his straight sexual orientation and still denied it. “Impossible! Your major is so amazing. This must have been synthesized by AI!”

Chen Beichuan was so angry he laughed.

“You little bastard, so heartless.”

“You’re the little one! You have no integrity!”

Chen Beichuan suddenly opened his tiger’s mouth and pinched his two cheeks with one hand. “Still cursing?”

“…It hurts, Beichuan!” Gu Xiu glared at the person above him, thinking he was fierce, but his mouth was puckered from being pinched, and he couldn’t even speak proper Mandarin. “You’re a biu! Let go! You were originally a gay, it has nothing to do with me…”

My ass.

The two most vulgar words had not yet come out of Gu Xiu’s mouth when they were swallowed by the person who had suddenly covered him.

One wave had not yet subsided, and another had risen. One accident was stronger than the last. Gu Xiu’s mind went blank, and his whole body stiffened in shock.

“I need to confirm,” Chen Beichuan first kissed him and said in a hoarse voice, “to confirm if I’ve really become gay.”

Gu Xiu’s tone was anxious. “You are! You’re as gay as they come, as bent as they come!”

Don’t test it on him, this scum gong!!

“Is that so,” Chen Beichuan said unhurriedly, his hand moving from his cheek to his neck, controlling his vital point, and also holding the beautiful little mole in his palm, rubbing it.

“But I watched a gay movie, and not only did I not feel anything, I even found it disgusting.”

Gu Xiu’s scalp tingled, and he said without thinking, “Even if you’re starving, don’t mess with me. Anyway, you’re gay. Don’t struggle. Just accept it!”

“Starving?” Chen Beichuan suddenly laughed, and Gu Xiu’s scalp and the back of his neck tightened.

The next second.

His lips were pressed hard again, and they were squeezed until they were slightly deformed, tightly sealed, with no space for air to pass through.

Gu Xiu struggled, “Mmm, mmm, uh!”

Chen Beichuan opened his mouth and covered his restless lips, biting them in frustration and smearing his saliva on them.

Gu Xiu was disgusted, shy, and angry. He raised his hand to cover his mouth and quickly retreated, leaning against the tent and glaring angrily. “Have you had enough of kissing, you dog! You even bit me!”

As long as he was shameless, Gu Xiu’s every word could find a loophole. Chen Beichuan said, “I haven’t had enough.”

Gu Xiu was at a loss. “…”

Chen Beichuan knelt at the other end of the low and narrow tent. Even if the distance was at its maximum, the two could still reach each other with a stretch of their hands. Their gazes had nowhere to hide and met in the air. Gu Xiu saw those gray eyes that had become darker and darker, hidden in the shadow of his eyelashes, like a thin layer of night.

Chen Beichuan’s eyes were looking at him, and the tip of his tongue pushed against his cheek. Then, on the mouth he had just kissed, he slowly and meticulously rolled it, as if savoring the taste.

These small actions were all filled with a strong suggestive meaning. Gu Xiu’s mind was a mess, but his cheeks were disobediently burning up, and a few ripples also appeared in his heart, flashing a few frames of a familiar scene.

He was in a daze for a while, and before long, the subtle palpitation was suppressed by him. In the end, his career ambition took the upper hand.

The plot had collapsed but not completely. The protagonist gong correctly recognizing his sexual orientation was also an important part. It was just that the test subject was wrong!

Gu Xiu comforted himself, and his face returned to calm.

Seeing this, Chen Beichuan pretended, “Are we buddies now? I even went to buy you coke.”

“…” Gu Xiu thought to himself that buddies wouldn’t kiss each other, but it was indeed his fault first for stealing the other’s first kiss. It was fine to help him confirm his sexual orientation.

Sometimes, for the sake of work, it was inevitable to sacrifice a part of one’s personal life.

Gu Xiu turned his face away and said vaguely, “Mmm, I guess so. The very annoying kind.”

But Chen Beichuan was very satisfied with his answer. His smiling gray eyes were like the night outside the tent, shining with brilliant starlight.

Chen Beichuan moved his knees and crawled in front of him, setting a trap word by word. “Then, between buddies, it’s only right to help each other out, right?”

Gu Xiu was stunned.

What?

Chen Beichuan looked at him seriously, rubbed his cheeks, his movements ambiguous yet restrained. Even so, the reaction below came like a flood and a fierce beast. Along with his out-of-control heartbeat, his breathing also became chaotic.

Gu Xiu was pushed onto the cushion. Chen Beichuan bent his legs and squeezed in to lie beside him.

The current Chen Beichuan’s pottery skills were very good. He could shape with just one hand, turning in circles, constantly stirring up a sticky sound.

The rapid breathing was clearly audible in the late night wilderness, penetrating the thin canvas of the tent.

The two of them were tall and were squeezed into the triangular tent. A slight movement would touch the soft canvas of the tent. The frequency gradually increased, and the fragile tent shook like a sieve, so intense.

Chen Beichuan was so pleased that his scalp tingled. His whole body convulsed continuously as if he had been electrocuted. His dazed gray eyes reflected the young man’s handsome and clean face. Suddenly, he was overcome with emotion, leaned forward, and found the lips that had been dyed wet and red by the heat.

Then, he licked it.

“…Holy shit!”

Gu Xiu froze.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

His fair little face directly turned as red as the roasted tomatoes he had eaten at night.

“Chen Beichuan, you’re really a dog!”

Chen Beichuan would not take this loss lying down. Since he had already been scolded, he simply went all out and fiercely sucked on that red tomato again.

It was soft and tender, with an excellent texture, and it even seemed to have a hint of honey.

“…”

Gu Xiu’s face was red and his heart was pounding. His mind was in a mess, and finally, he was angry and embarrassed.

Gu Xiu couldn’t deal with this messy mood, so he angrily kicked Chen Beichuan out of the tent.

Chen Beichuan, who was full and satisfied, went out obediently and even kindly reminded, “If you need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, remember to call me. The night road is dangerous.”

Gu Xiu pulled up his pants and didn’t recognize him. “Get lost.”

But he clearly didn’t know that he couldn’t be fierce at all. The red clouds on his face had not yet dispersed, and he only looked coquettish and endearing.

Chen Beichuan couldn’t help but scrape his cheek and chin again, and his little finger also hooked the little mole by his Adam’s apple.

“What’s wrong with a good buddy touching a little?” Before Gu Xiu could flare up, Chen Beichuan first seized the moral high ground and said righteously, “I’ve already touched that place. What’s wrong with touching a face?”

Gu Xiu gave him a mock kick. “Bullshit!” He even touched my Adam’s apple!

Chen Beichuan was relentless and said with a smile, “Good night.”

Gu Xiu’s anger had not yet subsided. “Not good night.”

Chen Beichuan suddenly returned the way he came and walked towards Gu Xiu’s tent.

Gu Xiu quickly caught him. “What are you doing? Go back to your car and sleep.”

The corner of Chen Beichuan’s eye curved. “You said not good night.”

Gu Xiu rushed up and grabbed this person’s arm, pushing him hard towards the car, his head lowered and his ears red as he cursed in a low voice, “…Sick.”


The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced

The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced

火葬场渣攻被换就下班
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
A chapter unlocks every Wednesday and Sunday.
Recently, "crematorium" novels have come under heavy fire. What's this about scum gongs? About a prodigal's return being worth more than gold? Forget it! Replace them, replace them, replace them all! The next one will always be better!! Gu Xiu's role is that of the despised scum gong. Even though he goes through the crematorium, he never succeeds in winning them back. The protagonist shous he mistreated always find their way into the arms of a more outstanding man. Gu Xiu: OK. As long as I can clock out early. [Dog-Blood High Society: The Heartless Sugar Daddy's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu only provides money, not love, and even treats the young celebrity protagonist shou as a substitute, he's destined for the crematorium once their contract ends. According to the script, the protagonist shou is supposed to leave without a second thought, choosing his long-admired older cousin instead. Gu Xiu will also be discovered to not be a biological son of the prestigious family, be cast out, and subsequently lose everything. But when that day finally arrives, the very same older cousin, who has been waiting for this moment, shoves the crestfallen Gu Xiu into his car. With a look of absolute triumph, he says, "Now, you're finally mine." Gu Xiu: ? [Dorm Lit: The Oblivious Straight Guy's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu, a straight guy, rejects the protagonist shou's courageous confession of love, he's put through the crematorium. According to the script, the protagonist shou, after being rejected, is supposed to have an epiphany and choose his outstanding "campus prince" roommate instead. However, when the protagonist shou comes knocking, Gu Xiu is being pinned to the single dorm bed by that same campus prince roommate, who nibbles on his ear and whispers, "Don't think about him. Look at me." Gu Xiu: ? [ABO: The Ascetic Elite Alpha's Crematorium] Because Gu Xiu despises the omega his family arranged for him and refuses to come home, he's fated for the crematorium. The protagonist gong is his boss, an Enigma. According to the script, this protagonist gong is supposed to begin a clandestine affair with Gu Xiu's nominal spouse after a heat... The affair does happen, but not at home—it's in the office. Gu Xiu finds himself enveloped by the aggressive Enigma pheromones, unable to breathe. The protagonist gong pins him against the office desk, grazing the nape of his neck with his canines. "Break up with him," he says, "and I'll let you mark me." Gu Xiu: ? ...
Gu Xiu, who diligently dedicates himself to getting sent to the crematorium, does get replaced. But every single time, he ends up being kabedon'd, forcefully kissed, and dragged to bed by the protagonist gong, forced to work overtime! Gu Xiu: The crematorium I wanted isn't this kind of passionate inferno!!

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