The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 73

Chapter 73: Roommate 33

“I said I like you. Did you hear me?”

Chen Beichuan had pierced the last layer of window paper in one go, and his tense nerves from the past few days had completely relaxed.

His voice grew louder and louder, no longer holding back.

He shouted loudly, echoing through the quiet night, one after another.

“Gu Xiu, I like you!”

“Gu Xiu, I like you!”

“I like you—”

Gu Xiu’s attempt to feign sleep failed. He panicked and stopped him, “Stop shouting! Shut up, shut up, shut up!”

Chen Beichuan calmed down a little, held the hand by his mouth, rubbed it, and asked, “Then what’s your answer?”

Gu Xiu fell silent again.

Chen Beichuan was relentless.

“Don’t pretend to be asleep. Hey, I like you. Did you hear me?”

“If you pretend again, I’ll kiss you.”

Scared, Gu Xiu quickly moved and wrapped his arms tightly around Chen Beichuan’s neck.

“What do you mean?” Chen Beichuan let out a low laugh. “You want me to kiss you?”

“…Chen Beichuan!” Gu Xiu had to speak. Because his mouth was buried in the other’s collar, his voice was a little muffled. “You’re really… unreasonable.”

Gu Xiu knew from his laugh that his answer had fallen into a trap. As expected, the next second, Chen Beichuan climbed up the pole. “Can being reasonable make you like me too?”

Gu Xiu couldn’t win the argument and answered a different question. “Put me down.”

Chen Beichuan asked, “Can putting you down make you like me?”

“I don’t know!” Gu Xiu feigned anger. “I only know that if you don’t let me go, I’ll strangle you!!”

With that, he increased the strength in his hands, forcing Chen Beichuan to lean back. When the restraint on his knees loosened, he quickly jumped off Chen Beichuan’s back and landed on the ground. His pounding heart finally settled, but his heart rate was still a little fast.

Inhale, exhale.

His heart was beating even faster!

His earlobes were red. He didn’t dare to look at Chen Beichuan. He rubbed his hands and pretended to be busy, humming, “Even rabbits don’t eat the grass near their burrows!”

Chen Beichuan turned to look at his ears with a half-smile. “Mm, but gay men eat the grass near their burrows. Little birds don’t eat the grass near their burrows, but they will pluck the grass near their burrows to build a nest.”

Gu Xiu: “…”

Chen Beichuan: “What’s wrong with the grass near the burrow? Everyone who’s eaten it says it’s delicious.”

Gu Xiu circled around to the side and very deliberately walked to the front, avoiding eye contact. Hearing this, he couldn’t help but add, “Bullshit, who said that?”

His tone was naturally a rebuttal, but Chen Beichuan only took the literal meaning and replied seriously, “I did.”

Gu Xiu: “…” I fell into a trap again.

Chen Beichuan followed him step by step, endlessly. “Chen Beichuan, the top scorer of the H province college entrance examination, an undergraduate and graduate student of A University, the holder of the first place in his grade for six consecutive years, the winner of the national scholarship for six consecutive years, has participated in the publication of more than ten papers, and has published eight SCI first-author papers…”

“Is that credible enough?”

The top student’s fallacies were endless. Gu Xiu couldn’t refute them and began to argue illogically. “Enough with the Versailles.”

Chen Beichuan asked again, “Then is it enough to be your boyfriend?”

Gu Xiu: “…”

Gu Xiu walked faster and faster.

“Be careful,” Chen Beichuan pulled him from behind. “Why are you always not looking at the road?”

There was a huge, dark puddle on the ground in front of them.

Gu Xiu came to his senses and was still stunned. “When did I not look at the road?”

Chen Beichuan was also stunned for a moment.

“I don’t know why, but I just feel that you’re always not looking at the road.”

Gu Xiu was angry. “Nonsense, you’re splashing dirty water again! That pair of underwear…”

Before he could finish his sentence, he slammed on the brakes.

But Chen Beichuan keenly pursued, “What underwear?”

Then he saw that the cute pink auricles were burning, like a fiery cloud spreading, exceptionally brilliant, so much so that even the deep night could be ignited.

“You’ve taken so many of my clothes. What’s wrong with me taking one or two of your clothes?” Chen Beichuan was still a matter of course.

007 came out to join in the fun: 【Jiujiu, you’ve said similar lines before. You and the protagonist gong are quite fated.】

Gu Xiu kicked the ball of light away. As he moved, he was pulled by Chen Beichuan again. He was forced to turn around and face those deep gray eyes.

“You also forcefully kissed me twice.”

Gu Xiu immediately pursed his lips guiltily.

“Classmate Gu Xiu,” Chen Beichuan slowly approached, his voice low. “I’ve always been one to hold a grudge.”

“You’ve also forcefully… mmm, me.”

Gu Xiu’s words, which were unexpectedly interrupted, stopped at a very ambiguous position.

Chen Beichuan first touched his lips, and before he could go deeper, he couldn’t help but laugh.

Gu Xiu regained his freedom and immediately wanted to emphasize again, “You’ve also forcefully—”

The same plot was staged for the second time. Chen Beichuan found the right time and kissed him quickly and fiercely.

“Chen! Mmm… Chen… mmm…”

After a long while, he couldn’t even say a complete name.

Gu Xiu was so angry he was dizzy. In a daze, he was pulled by the hand by Chen Beichuan, turned half a circle, and then pushed, falling onto the back seat of a car with a faint scent of aromatherapy.

Chen Beichuan sat down beside him, quickly closed the door, and said to the driver, “Drive, to Baicui City.”

For the convenience of his project, he had rented a place near the high-tech park. Most of the buildings here were small apartments or large residential complexes, with a large flow of people and complete supporting facilities. The apartment types were not much different, with two elevators and four households per floor being the most common.

The two of them got out of the car at the entrance of a twenty-something-story apartment building.

“This is where I live now,” Chen Beichuan greeted. “Get out of the car.”

But Gu Xiu was hesitant.

Chen Beichuan gently poked the hole in his knee pants.

Gu Xiu immediately gasped, his eyes accusing.

Chen Beichuan said without a word, “Get out of the car. I’ll treat your wound upstairs. I have a first-aid kit at home. Or do you need me to carry you?”

Gu Xiu held onto the car door and obediently got out of the car.

Chen Beichuan carefully held his arm, helped him close the car door, and helped him upstairs.

Gu Xiu no longer refused this indifferent show of goodwill. Now, there were more tangled matters on his mind, one after another of confessions, lingering, and wrapping around his body like a snake.

Chen Beichuan, on the other hand, was calm, silently looking at the mirror-like inner wall of the elevator, no longer repeatedly and persistently confessing.

“We’re here,” he reminded the dazed Gu Xiu.

“Oh…” Gu Xiu came back to his senses, turned his head, and saw the handsome young man standing there looking at him, considerately holding the elevator door with his hand.

Gu Xiu walked out of the elevator in a daze.

The house was brightly lit. Chen Beichuan had left in a hurry and had not turned off the lights. At first, he didn’t care, but after taking a few steps in with Gu Xiu, he suddenly heard a rustling sound from the bedroom.

He blocked Gu Xiu behind him, his eyes wary.

The sound of them opening and closing the door also alerted the person in the bedroom. A beautiful woman came out gracefully, holding a very life-like vacuum cleaner in her hand. When she saw who had come, her eyes were filled with surprise, mixed with joy.

Chen Beichuan’s tense muscles suddenly relaxed. “…Mom?”

It was the Lu Qingwu he had just seen yesterday. Gu Xiu had had a meal treated by the other party and greeted politely, “Auntie.”

Lu Qingwu was an experienced person. Of course, she understood the situation in front of her at a glance.

Yesterday, Gu Xiu was shy and stammering, always trying to explain his relationship with Chen Beichuan. Each time, she would quickly and fiercely interrupt him. Today, she had unexpectedly caught him red-handed. Hehe, these two children were really one thing on the surface and another behind the scenes.

Yesterday, Gu Xiu had told her that Chen Beichuan had moved out. Today, Gu Xiu himself had appeared in Chen Beichuan’s rental house.

Lu Qingwu pursed her lips and smiled. She had guessed most of the story and didn’t expose the thin-skinned young man. She just asked Chen Beichuan, “You went out to pick up Xiuxiu, right? You left in such a hurry, you didn’t even turn off the lights or close the door. It’s a good thing it was me who came. If your computer had been stolen by a thief, I don’t know how much trouble it would have been…”

Chen Beichuan’s face was calm, but Gu Xiu was a little scared and echoed, “Ah, it’s a good thing you came.”

He then looked at Chen Beichuan, who had a top student’s halo, with disgust. “You’re so careless?”

Chen Beichuan’s face was calm. “It was all to pick you up.”

Gu Xiu: “…”

“Ahem,” Lu Qingwu coughed lightly. “Um, Beichuan, Mom has cleaned up your room. You guys can go in. I’m going to clean the living room. Try not to come out for two hours.”

Chen Beichuan didn’t like others invading his territory, even if that other was family. He also didn’t need his mother to handle his internal affairs, but now he uncharacteristically nodded. “Fine, thank you, Mom. Gu Xiu, come in with me.”

The wound on Gu Xiu’s knee still needed to be treated.

Chen Beichuan closed the door and directed Gu Xiu, “Sit.”

Gu Xiu was not polite either. He sat down on the large bed he had indicated. He only started to feel reserved when he touched the soft bedding. He clenched his hands slightly and looked around. The room was clean and tidy, spotless, and the style was similar to his bed in the dormitory, but the area was several times larger.

Chen Beichuan was used to categorizing all sorts of items. He walked straight to a storage cabinet, accurately pulled open the middle drawer, and took out a first-aid kit.

Then he came back, squatted down in front of Gu Xiu, lifted his cold and indifferent gray eyes, and spat out four words, “Take off your pants.”

Gu Xiu took a moment to recognize those four words, and his cheeks instantly turned red. His throat rolled uncomfortably, and he said in a muffled voice, “What!?”

Chen Beichuan’s face was righteous as he looked at his knee.

Oh, that’s what he meant.

Gu Xiu licked his lips, and a flash of inspiration struck him. He rolled up his relatively loose pant legs, past his knees, and let out a sigh of relief. “This is fine.”

Chen Beichuan did not insist. He knelt on one knee, confirmed that his knee was scraped and broken, and immediately opened the first-aid kit.

“There’s only alcohol…” Chen Beichuan rummaged around, and his handsome brow slowly furrowed. “I remember I bought iodine?”

“Mmm, maybe it’s in the bedside table?” Gu Xiu was extremely uncomfortable. He just happened to find something to do for himself and volunteered to pull open the bedside table drawer next to him.

Gu Xiu was first stunned.

Then Chen Beichuan stood up, glanced at the inside of the drawer, and let out a confused “Huh?”

Gu Xiu’s eyelashes trembled like a small fan. “Chen Beichuan, you… you’re really…!”

Chen Beichuan directly took out the strange item from the drawer.

At first glance, he thought it was a piece of chewing gum he had forgotten, but he would not bring food into the bedroom. Upon closer inspection, it was an ultra-thin, textured, large-sized one.

Chen Beichuan: “…”

The feeling of being speechless that Gu Xiu often experienced had finally come to him.

“You, what are you doing?” Seeing him observing the condom in his hand, Gu Xiu became even more nervous. He moved on the bed, and all the hair on his body stood on end.

Chen Beichuan was helpless. “I didn’t buy it.”

Gu Xiu was stunned for a moment, and his expression changed from embarrassment to anger. “Then who bought it?”

It was clearly a misunderstanding, but Chen Beichuan couldn’t prove his innocence and could only say, “I haven’t brought anyone else here, not even Chen Nanyuan.”

Gu Xiu: “Do you want to bring someone else?”

Chen Beichuan: “…No.”

He was truly speechless.

Just then, there were two knocks on the main door, breaking the tense confrontation between the two. Lu Qingwu’s voice came from behind the door. “Young people can be impulsive, but you must be careful.”

Chen Beichuan ignored her, threw the condom to the side, and squatted down to hold Gu Xiu’s calf. “Let’s treat the wound first.”

Gu Xiu clicked his tongue and stopped talking.

Chen Beichuan’s eyes were lowered, looking submissive and gentle. The voice of his question was also very soft. “What happened? Did you fall? Did that man do it?”

Of course, Gu Xiu would not admit that he had been sneak-attacked. He hardened his scalp and said, “I fell myself. My foot slipped.”

Chen Beichuan praised him with a blank expression, “Falling on flat ground, so amazing.”

Then he touched his wound.

Gu Xiu let out a heavy “hiss” and became obedient.

Chen Beichuan told him not to move, brought mineral water and a trash can, and first cleaned his wound.

Actually, it would have been more convenient to operate outside. The two of them had to stay in the ambiguous bedroom, and neither of them raised any objections.

Gu Xiu let out a soft “hey.”

Chen Beichuan blew on the water droplets on his knee and replied, “Hm?”

“Can you not like me?” Gu Xiu said in a low voice. “We have no future. Everything in this world, all the delicious food, and Yuanyuan, Auntie, they will all disappear…”

Chen Beichuan didn’t raise his head. “Shut up.”

Gu Xiu: “…”

“Every time you’re not clear-headed, when you’re looking at me,” Chen Beichuan suddenly asked, “who are you thinking of?”

Gu Xiu asked in confusion, “Huh?”

“You’re just a double standard,” Chen Beichuan’s tone was resentful. “Others can, but I can’t.”

Gu Xiu became anxious. “There are no others…”

The air suddenly became quiet.

Chen Beichuan looked at him with his deep and sharp gray eyes.

Gu Xiu blinked, and for some reason, he became angry again. He quickly said, “Damn it! I’m not saying you’re my first kiss and first love.”

Chen Beichuan burst out laughing.

Gu Xiu was so angry that his ears were burning. Just as he was about to flare up, his knee suddenly hurt. The rough cotton swab dipped in alcohol was wiped on it. He was unprepared and let out a high-pitched, “Ah!!!”

Although it was just a small superficial wound, when he was with Chen Beichuan, it was very easy to make a big fuss, be surprised, and shout.

Chen Beichuan was no different. He covered his mouth with one hand like a thief. “Shh, the walls have ears.”

Gu Xiu: “Mmm?”

Chen Beichuan covered him with one hand, and the hand below took advantage of his diverted attention and came again!

“Ah—holy shit, Chen Beichuan, you’re too forceful! Be gentle!”

“Enough, enough, that’s enough, phew, that’s enough…”

“Hah…”

Amidst Gu Xiu’s heart-wrenching cries, Chen Beichuan said softly, “There’s a piece of glass shard. No wonder you’re in so much pain. It has to be picked out.”

“Wuwuwu, no more, it really hurts!”

“You liar! I was fine… you must have torn it to make it hurt!!”

“…”

Gu Xiu’s eyes were red, with a glistening watery light, and he glared resentfully at the culprit in front of him.

Chen Beichuan spread out his palm, a little blood stained with a piece of broken glass. He gestured with his eyes: See for yourself if you don’t believe me.

“Mm… I can do it myself,” Gu Xiu went to the plastic bag to find a band-aid. “It doesn’t hurt now.”

Chen Beichuan said decisively, “No.”

Then he picked up the alcohol like a devil. “Again.”

Gu Xiu quickly lifted his legs and shrank onto the bed, rubbing the quilt with both hands and retreating. “…I don’t want to!”

“You really don’t want to?”

“No, that thing hurts!”

Chen Beichuan suddenly climbed onto the bed.

The alarm bells in Gu Xiu’s mind went off. “Chen Beichuan, get down!”

Chen Beichuan was physically fit and had the advantage of time, place, and body. He held Gu Xiu’s chest in one go and pulled him down. “It doesn’t hurt. Close your eyes. It’ll be over soon…”

Gu Xiu: “Mmm, uh, uh—”

The soundproofing of this suite was quite good.

But Gu Xiu’s wails and angry scolding were heart-wrenching and could be clearly heard through the locked door.

Outside the door, Lu Qingwu covered her mouth to suppress her excitement. Her two delicate eyebrows were raised high, and she walked away, bouncing on her feet.