The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 75

Chapter 75: Roommate 35

It was winter break.

Gu Xiu had no home to return to and had submitted an application to stay in school early. Chen Beichuan had rented a place outside, but who knew that this person was so scheming that he had made two preparations and had also applied for a dormitory to stay in school.

A few of the older dormitory buildings were scheduled to be renovated during the winter break, and the students who were staying in school were uniformly arranged in a luxurious apartment building. The entire building was either a single or a double room, with a private bathroom.

The specific room arrangement prioritized the original dormitory structure, which meant that Gu Xiu was still living with Chen Beichuan, just in a new two-person room.

Ji Ning also stayed in school and had moved to the same floor of the same dormitory building as them.

Living so close, it was natural for them to come and go. When it was time for meals, Ji Ning would pretend to pass by their dormitory door and then shout, “Gu Xiu! Do you want to go to the cafeteria for dinner together?”

Chen Beichuan was extremely annoyed. Seeing Gu Xiu about to go over, he quickly took off his shirt and said in a bad mood, “Don’t open the door. I’m not wearing any clothes.”

Gu Xiu sat back down. “…”

Chen Beichuan shouted again, “I’m not wearing any clothes!”

Gu Xiu rushed over to cover his mouth. “What are you doing! People outside can hear you.”

Chen Beichuan took the opportunity to hold his wrist, his eyes staring straight at him. Gu Xiu almost predicted the next move, but he still couldn’t withdraw his hand in time. His palm was kissed, and then he was unexpectedly bitten!

“Ah! You—”

Chen Beichuan was even provocative. “Why did you stop scolding?”

Gu Xiu was furious. “The more I scold you, the more you get off on it!”

Chen Beichuan smiled, his thin lips and sharp eyes slightly curved. “Are you hungry? Let’s go out to eat, just the two of us. Or should I bring it to you?”

Gu Xiu clicked his tongue, turned, and walked away. He suddenly picked up the clothes on the ground and threw them at him hard. “Put on some clothes.”

Chen Beichuan took off the clothes that had covered his face, revealing a bright and dazzling smile that made one’s heart flutter. He then shamelessly showed off his chest and abdominal muscles for a while, turning around in front of Gu Xiu, and only put his shirt back on when he was shivering from the cold.

He’s asking for it.

After rolling his eyes, Gu Xiu and the changed Chen Beichuan went to the cafeteria for lunch.

They hadn’t been in and out of the bustling cafeteria together for a while. Thanks to Chen Beichuan, who was an administrator on the forum but didn’t manage anything, the number of CP fans had been increasing day by day. Sometimes, during the campus open day, they would even run into high school students who were shipping them and said that they would aim for A University with them as their goal.

It’s good to be able to study hard for a famous school while shipping a CP.

Now that it was vacation, the flow of people in the cafeteria had dropped sharply, and only half of the windows were open. The view was wide and unobstructed. They saw Ji Ning sitting in the center of the hall as soon as they arrived.

Ji Ning greeted them enthusiastically, and the three of them sat down to eat together.

The current Ji Ning was generous and graceful. He took off his glasses when he ate, revealing a pair of clear and bright large eyes. He didn’t forget to smile and tell Gu Xiu, “I’m not wearing contact lenses. I’m listening to you.”

Gu Xiu let out an uncomfortable “mmph.” “It’s fine to wear them occasionally.”

He was a little uncomfortable with Ji Ning’s intimacy. Chen Beichuan, on the other hand, had his displeasure written all over his face. For some reason, with a showy tone, and without anyone asking, he rattled on, “My eye color is natural, and my eyesight is very good. Glasses look good on people who are not nearsighted. Non-prescription ones. Prescription glasses will deform your eyes.”

Gu Xiu: “…” Really sick.

Ji Ning smiled gracefully, lowered his head to eat, and after a while, he suddenly asked, “Are you… together?”

Gu Xiu was stunned and laughed it off. “Uh, living together?”

In the blink of an eye, the braised egg in his bowl had disappeared.

“…Chen Beichuan!”

Chen Beichuan swallowed his braised egg in one go, leaving not even a crumb.

In the dormitory at night, the air was filled with a low pressure emanating from Chen Beichuan.

Gu Xiu was taking care of the peanut plant he had rescued from the apartment on his own.

In the blink of an eye, a semester had passed. This peanut plant had grown twice as tall, and its weak and willow-like branches had become thick, ready to bear a heavy fruit.

When winter was completely over, the peanuts would bear fruit, but by then he would have already left, and the small world would most likely collapse. No one would be able to enjoy the peanuts he had grown.

Suddenly, a resentful voice came from behind him. “Gu Xiu, has anyone ever told you that you’re a scum?”

The small ball of light volunteered to pop out. 【Our Jiujiu is a scum gong!】

Gu Xiu pushed aside the obstructive ball of light, clicked his tongue, and first said perfunctorily, “Of course not.”

“You keep me hanging, you don’t refuse, and you don’t give me a definite answer,” Chen Beichuan said. “I estimate that you’re the kind of scum man who would just pat his butt and leave even after sleeping with someone.”

Gu Xiu stood up. “…Of course not!”

Chen Beichuan: “Then let’s sleep together.”

Gu Xiu was stunned.

Chen Beichuan’s face was as calm as ever. He looked at his eyes seriously and said, “I’ve already taken a shower.”

Gu Xiu was so taken in by him that his eyes spasmed and he blinked several times. “This isn’t a matter of whether you’ve taken a shower or not…”

He was still digesting that shocking proposal. Chen Beichuan had already acted as soon as he had spoken. He held his wrist, and while pulling him to his side, he sent his nose to his neck, took a deep breath, and let out a long, satisfied “mm…” His voice was both magnetic and hoarse.

“No matter whose shampoo and shower gel you use, you can’t cover your own scent. It’s like roasted nuts, mixed with the grass under the sun…” Chen Beichuan whispered in his ear. “A little bird’s scent.”

Gu Xiu’s face and ears were red from being sniffed. “Sick. I told you I’m a person.”

Chen Beichuan grunted in agreement, and his next sentence was even more shocking. “Of course, some things can only be done by a person.”

Gu Xiu had never been teased like this before. He was so burned by the person who was pressed against him that his brain short-circuited, and he said without thinking, “I’m not a person.”

“Mm, neither am I.”

Chen Beichuan countered every move, always exceeding his expectations. He first rubbed his cheek with his teeth, attracting all his attention, and then, with an unexpected bite, he bit fiercely on his shoulder!

“It’s a little dog, woof woof woof.”

“Hiss! Chen Beichuan!”

The new dormitory’s bed and desk were separate, so there was no need to climb a ladder to get into bed. This also greatly facilitated the beastly Chen Beichuan. Gu Xiu stumbled back a few steps and was gently pushed onto the bed.

“Damn it! You little brat… a sneak attack, right!”

Gu Xiu mustered up a burst of strength, took out the momentum he had used to deal with Wei Meng, and his arm drilled out like a snake, hooked Chen Beichuan’s arm, locked him, and flipped him over, pressing him down.

Chen Beichuan’s face was buried in the pillow, and he let out a low, muffled laugh.

He was always playing by his own rules. Gu Xiu frowned, hesitating whether to get up and end the battle. And this kid Chen Beichuan, as he had expected, refused to give up easily. While he was not paying attention, he flipped over again. This time, he directly pressed his arm against his throat, extremely insidious.

Gu Xiu’s throat was pressed, so he could only tilt his head back, his breathing shallow and rapid. A pair of round, black grape-like eyes glared at the person above him. “Chen Beichuan…!”

Chen Beichuan’s hair was slightly messy. He leaned down and kissed the chattering mouth, making it only able to let out a pleasant and wet “wuwu” sound.

“Chen…”

“You bi—mmph!”

Gu Xiu’s voice was intermittent.

Chen Beichuan, like a locust plague, had plundered all the oxygen and the scent of grass from his lungs, leaving a mess, wet and sticky.

Gu Xiu had just taken two breaths when his fragile Adam’s apple was bitten. He let out a muffled grunt and didn’t dare to move, his stiff fingers unconsciously clenching the bedsheet.

“You…”

A slippery tongue rolled over his jaw, bringing the remaining silver threads from the corner of his mouth down, wetting his Adam’s apple, and the innocent light brown mole next to it.

How could Gu Xiu have ever experienced such a situation? He was as stiff as the female protagonist who had been forcefully kissed in a TV drama. After a long while, he could only spit out a few broken words, “Pervert… how can you lick…”

“Haven’t you seen a TV drama?” Chen Beichuan’s hand slipped in from under his clothes, and his misty gray eyes stared at his wet red eyes. “The more you call someone a pervert, the more beastly they become.”

Gu Xiu was immediately stuck.

A little stupid bird who only knew how to bluff, even his scolding lines were extremely barren.

Thinking that at worst, it would just be another mutual help between straight men, Gu Xiu didn’t bother to struggle. He didn’t expect Chen Beichuan to do as he said, and his beastly nature erupted. Not only did he touch his waist, but he also pinched his way up.

Gu Xiu shivered violently. “Holy shit, you… mmm…”

His mouth was blocked again.

Chen Beichuan knelt between his legs, his core steady. He effortlessly kissed him while caressing and flirting.

“Holy shit, you’re really doing it…” Gu Xiu’s body’s reaction was very honest. He half-heartedly pushed the person above him. “I’m the top. Don’t mess around.”

But Chen Beichuan did not let go. “Me too. Then what?”

Gu Xiu quickly snatched back his waistband.

They stared at each other in a stalemate for several seconds.

“Then let’s not do it!” Gu Xiu was about to run.

“Let’s have a fight,” Chen Beichuan pulled him back and restrained him with his hands and feet. “Whoever wins gets to be on top.”

The fight had just begun, and Gu Xiu was already in an extremely disadvantageous position.

He couldn’t exert his strength. He kicked, but Chen Beichuan above him did not move.

He then sneak-attacked with his hands.

Chen Beichuan had predicted it successfully and accurately caught his swinging hand, pinning it above his head.

He attacked again, and was caught again. Both his hands were pressed above his head, and Chen Beichuan’s strangely strong hands were like shackles, locking his wrist bones.

“…Chen Beichuan!” Gu Xiu’s eyes were wide with anger. “Let go!”

Chen Beichuan: “No.”

But both his hands were used to restrain Gu Xiu, so he couldn’t do anything else. Gu Xiu’s two legs were restless, and he was kicking his waist, as if he were rubbing and kneading. His pants were about to burst.

While Gu Xiu was concentrating on trying to escape with his legs, he quickly switched to holding Gu Xiu’s two wrists with one hand, and his other free hand went straight in, pushing aside the obstructive clothes, and adjusted his posture.

Gu Xiu sensed that something was wrong.

He felt that his wrist was not being held by a hand, but was bound by the protagonist’s halo of a tight-hoop spell. With two against one, he really couldn’t move! He could only twist his waist and move his legs to avoid it. In his flustered struggle, he didn’t know where his foot had kicked.

He only heard Chen Beichuan let out a muffled grunt, and his slightly furrowed brow looked both painful and pleasurable.

Gu Xiu: “…”

“Behave yourself. Don’t move,” Chen Beichuan pressed down on his mischievous leg. “Admit defeat when you’ve lost.”

“Who lost!”

Gu Xiu mustered all his strength, and with a thrust, he slammed his forehead heavily against Chen Beichuan’s forehead.

“…Damn it,” Chen Beichuan covered his forehead and couldn’t help but curse in a low voice.

The protagonist’s halo on his wrist also loosened a little. Gu Xiu slipped out as nimbly as an eel. Just as he was about to take advantage of the situation and knock Chen Beichuan down, the latter had already recovered. With a slightly red forehead, he grabbed his two hands for the second time, his eyes dark.

Gu Xiu had a flash of inspiration. Just when Chen Beichuan thought he was going to sneak-attack again, he took a different approach and kissed him!

Chen Beichuan was indeed stunned, and his usually calm gray eyes also rippled.

Gu Xiu’s kissing skills were terrible. The previous two drunken forced kisses were like a little bird pecking. Now that he was sober, he was not much better. He gnawed and bit his lips, like carefully tasting a food he had never eaten before. Then he licked it lightly, confirmed that it was non-toxic and tasted not bad, and then he stuck his tongue in and sucked a few mouthfuls of the most tender meat.

His kissing skills were terrible to the extreme, but it made Chen Beichuan’s mind go blank.

When he came back to his senses, the tables had turned. Just like the first time they had fought in the dormitory, Gu Xiu had the upper hand, riding on him, and using all his strength to suppress him.

Gu Xiu, who had won a great victory, was like a proud and imposing little bird. His face, after the intense exercise, was flushed, steamed with a sweet and hot sweat. He returned his words with full force, “Admit defeat when you’ve lost!”

“Heh, fine,” Chen Beichuan suddenly moved.

Gu Xiu thought he was going to play dirty again. When he was on full alert, he saw him spread out his arms and legs, stretching his whole body, and frankly admitted defeat. “Come on, top me.”

“…”

This time, Gu Xiu was in a dilemma.

He swallowed, and the retreat drums in his chest were beating again. He murmured, “Damn it, what am I competing with you for? I’m a straight man!!”

Chen Beichuan quickly and deftly pulled him back. “You’ve gotten into my bed. You still want to run?”

His body was bare, but Gu Xiu couldn’t care about the shame. He struggled like a slippery fish. “This is my bed!”

“Fine, then I’ll get into your bed,” Chen Beichuan put him down. “It’s fine if I’m on top. I estimate you don’t know how to do it either.”

Gu Xiu: “…Who says I don’t!”

Chen Beichuan: “Then I’ll switch with you when I’m tired.”

As expected of a decisive and first-class top student, he immediately acted as soon as he had spoken.

But to be honest, before today, he had not thought of sleeping with Gu Xiu so soon. He really couldn’t get an answer out of Gu Xiu’s mouth, so he had decided to go all the way.

He had first had a wank to temporarily resolve the passion that had been aroused by the fight. Chen Beichuan straddled Gu Xiu, to prevent him from escaping, and then he reached out his long arm to get his pants from the floor and found his phone.

“…What are you doing?” Gu Xiu was at a loss.

Then he heard a blush-inducing sound of “mmph” and “ah” coming from Chen Beichuan’s phone.

Chen Beichuan invited him to watch with a straight face. “Let’s see how I do it when I’m on top.”

“…Sick!”

An unexpected on-site teaching video, accompanied by continuous sensual sounds, friction, panting, cries of pain, and smacking water sounds, made Gu Xiu feel that his just-cooled body was quickly heating up again.

There was a secret and stimulating feeling of eavesdropping on others. He himself couldn’t help but hold his breath, but his breath was hot, and his heartbeat became more and more chaotic.

Gu Xiu’s chaotic heart was pressed against Chen Beichuan’s chest. His gray eyes, which were staring at him, were extremely deep, like a vortex in the deep sea, seizing him and dragging him down to drown in it. Then, his body also fell into the deep sea. The feeling he had never experienced before made the two inexperienced big boys let out a muffled grunt of suppressed pleasure and pain.

Chen Beichuan took a few low breaths, his furrowed brow looking a little serious. But Gu Xiu couldn’t help but reach out to touch it, and he thought without a care, if this world still has a future, if this person enters the workplace, he might have this serious expression all day long.

Unfortunately, there’s no chance to see it.

Chen Beichuan straightened his back, his hands on his ankles, to facilitate up, down, front, and back movements.

Gu Xiu’s two hands were so awkward he didn’t know where to put them. He just helped him hold his waist. His field of vision was a blur of white, swaying back and forth. He licked his lips and looked away. He belatedly discovered the only bit of black on the other’s feet and couldn’t help but ask, “…Why aren’t you taking off your socks?”

He’s completely naked except for a pair of socks. So weird.

“Don’t you like it?” Chen Beichuan had clearly done it on purpose. His breath was intermittent. “I even, specially wore black… mm.”

Gu Xiu: “…”

He wanted to argue, but the words that came to his mouth were shattered by the overwhelming pleasure of being sucked in and enveloped from below. Only inarticulate and meaningless hums were left.

…

Knock, knock.

Knock, knock, knock!

He didn’t know how many times the knock on the door had sounded, accompanied by a “Gu Xiu, are you there?”

This dormitory had a small window facing the corridor. Through a thin layer of gauze curtain, the light from inside was cast on the dim corridor, and it also reflected Ji Ning’s hazy shadow.

He was sure there was someone in the dormitory and persistently asked again and again, “Gu Xiu, are you there? I have something to tell you. Don’t worry, it’s not a confession.”

He seemed a little awkward and uneasy. The shadow by the window turned around, his back to the room.

“Mmm, I’ll just say it like this.”

The current Gu Xiu was in the middle of a “great battle” with his roommate, covered in hot sweat, out of breath, and had no time to respond.

But since he had said it wasn’t a confession… Gu Xiu pressed down on Chen Beichuan, who was on top of him, and said in a hoarse voice, “Wait a minute.”

Not only did Chen Beichuan not listen, but he also went against him, increasing the speed and intensity, moving like a powerful electric motor. Gu Xiu quickly bit his lower lip, his brow furrowed in forbearance, and he almost came prematurely from being squeezed.

Chen Beichuan was also very malicious. He used his fingers to pry open his mouth, not letting him hold back those wonderful low moans.

Ji Ning, outside the window, spoke on his own, starting with the accident at the KTV. “Thank you for last time. The test results of the drug Wei Meng put in my drink came out. It really was that kind of drug. If it weren’t for you, I really don’t know what I would have done… It was my poor judgment. I’ve caused you trouble.”

He paused, took a deep breath, and then spoke again, “Gu Xiu, ever since we were little, I’ve always thought you were amazing, so I’ve always been very self-abased, putting myself in a very low position, and giving you all sorts of gifts. Gradually, I seem to have lost myself…”

“Ever since you returned that pair of shoes to me last time, everything has become a little different. I found that I like you more, but I’ve become more confident. Because of your concern and encouragement for me, I’ve found that I’m not that bad, and I don’t need to imitate others.”

“Hey, even if I imitate, I can’t make you like me…”

Hearing this, the two people in the dormitory had almost reacted. The last time they had gone camping on the mountain, Ji Ning had worn a pair of cosmetic contact lenses that were extremely similar to Chen Beichuan’s pupil color, and later he had always been competing with Chen Beichuan, both openly and secretly.

Unlike Chen Beichuan, Gu Xiu’s heart was in a turmoil. He couldn’t believe it. He really hadn’t done anything. How could the plot have collapsed so early?

The protagonist gong, who had completely collapsed, was now sitting on him. He suddenly tightened his muscles, squeezing out a loud moan from his mouth, and then he leaned down to stare at his eyes, warning, “Don’t think about him. Look at me.”

“Huh?” Ji Ning outside also seemed to have heard that sound from Gu Xiu and quickly asked with concern, “Gu Xiu? What’s wrong with you?”

Gu Xiu fiercely bit Chen Beichuan’s arm in retaliation, cleared his throat, and had no choice but to reply to Ji Ning outside, “It’s nothing. I’m busy. Do you have anything else?”

“Mmm… I’m done. Lastly… I wish you happiness!” Ji Ning turned around and looked into the room through the gauze curtain. “And, I’ve prepared a new gift. You must accept it. Oh, whatever. I’ll just leave it at the door! There’s also a letter inside. Remember to read it!”

Ji Ning jogged away.

“Mmm, mmm, mmm…”

The rising and falling sounds in the room were no longer suppressed.

…

Finally, the exhausted two lay down and skillfully used their hands to help each other finish.

After the refractory period was a long period of lingering and warmth. Gu Xiu was overcome with emotion and kissed his hardworking roommate a few times.

Chen Beichuan went from being stunned to gradually getting used to it and joked, “Every time you kiss me, I always think you’re going to sneak-attack me.”

Gu Xiu “tch”ed and pulled up the quilt to hide the lower half of his face. “I’m not kissing you anymore. It’s useless even if you beg me.”

A smile spread across Chen Beichuan’s eyes. His soft lips gently kissed his boy’s cheek, and he ruffled his hair. His eyes and movements were filled with affection, but what he said was, “I hate you.”

Gu Xiu was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his eyes, a ripple of light in his eyes. After a long while, he let out a small, muffled, “Hmph, I’ve hated you for a long time too.”