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Chapter 11


As soon as Shen Li finished speaking, Ke Jiujiu’s face flushed an even deeper red.

She hadn’t expected someone who looked so respectable like Shen Li to say such undignified things right in front of the camera.

She hadn’t provoked him at all, had she?

She had been perfectly polite to him, offering emotional support and expressing her admiration—no small feat, even compared to how she’d treated Ex-Husband Bro. Yet somehow, she’d offended him, and now he was coming at her with such sharp barbs, leaving her utterly humiliated!

Could it be…

Li Weiwei was his ex-wife, right?

Ke Jiujiu recalled how Li Weiwei had abruptly left the team and handed the opportunity to Shen Li, while confidently insisting that his “shooting champion” title wasn’t fake. Who knew—they might have known each other before!

So, was it possible that Li Weiwei had gone back and told Shen Li about their argument in the woods, and now Shen Li was stepping in to defend his ex-wife?

The more Ke Jiujiu thought about it, the more indignant she felt, her face burning hotter with every passing second. Her big, watery eyes blinked a couple of times, brimming with tears, and even her voice took on a hint of a sob. “Shen Li, if you keep talking like that, I’m really going to feel hurt.”

It came out of nowhere.

Shen Li blinked, his long, elegant eyebrows arching slightly in confusion. He even half-wished for a real-time translator.

Was this woman really just blurting out whatever dream popped into her head?

What was she even trying to do?

Shen Li licked his lips, at a complete loss for how to respond. Just then, Ke Jiujiu turned away in clear frustration, her plump little mouth pursed, the oversized bow on her head bobbing indignantly as she stormed off in quick steps toward Kris, who was waiting in the distance.

Lin Xu, who had been following behind her, glanced at Shen Li but said nothing. He simply slung the two guns over his shoulder and walked away.

Shen Li finally let out a breath of relief. Money was hard-earned and shit was hard to swallow—this mental pollution was what he got for chasing the cash. Who else could he blame but himself? As he thought it over, any lingering resentment evaporated, and even his steps down the mountain felt lighter. He comforted himself along the way:

This gig wasn’t half bad. Plenty of sleep, guns to fondle, and twenty grand a day to boot.

Once the show wrapped and that three million hit his account, it’d cover the loan for the school and leave enough for at least three years of operating costs.

Not bad at all.

No wonder everyone racked their brains and fought tooth and nail to break into showbiz. Men die for riches, birds for food.

Shen Li sighed, his gaze dropping to the mountain path ahead. Suddenly, the road seemed long and arduous.

All around him, there were still so many people who could only afford outdated smartphones from over a decade ago—fifty bucks apiece was too steep. So many others slaved away from dawn till dusk, clocking over ten hours a day, yet in two years, they couldn’t earn what he made from a single day’s appearance fee…

The thoughts soured Shen Li’s mood further. His long lashes cast faint shadows under his eyes, adding a touch of melancholy and serenity to his otherwise flawlessly perfect face.

Going up had been a rush, time constraints pushing them toward the hunting ground with Yang Zhiqi chattering nonstop in his ear—he hadn’t noticed how tough the path was.

But descending with depleted stamina, his overworked injured leg throbbing in protest, the other guests long gone, and only a relentless follow-cam zooming in on his every move… Thinking of his old comrades, acquaintances, and even his mother watching, Shen Li forced himself to stay upright, trying not to look too wretched.

It was no use. With his level of disability, hiding the limp was impossible.

No matter how straight he held his back or how tightly he clenched his jaw, the close-up lens caught every pitiful hint of it—three or four points out of ten, at least.

Whatever.

Shen Li closed his eyes briefly, shoving the thoughts aside, and gritted his teeth to keep going. Right then—

A low, magnetic voice drifted from behind, unhurried: “Shen Li?”

Shen Li turned.

There stood a man around six feet tall, sturdy and upright, with a buzz cut and square face. Dressed in athletic gear and shouldering a gun, he exuded crisp competence and handsomeness. Sunglasses hid his eyes, but Shen Li remembered his features well.

Jiang Nan.

This guy’s presence wasn’t as strong as some of the other guests, but what stuck in Shen Li’s mind was his piercingly sharp eyes—and the nagging sense that he’d seen him somewhere before.

It could be nothing. Shen Li had seen too many faces, especially back in his casework days, sifting through thousands of ID photos for suspects. He’d probably glanced at Jiang Nan’s mugshot once, which explained the vague familiarity. He hadn’t dwelled on it at first.

Shen Li paused slightly, letting the man catch up.

But the next moment brought something Shen Li never saw coming.

Jiang Nan, who stood half a head taller, boldly wedged himself between Shen Li and the cameraman. In that same captivating voice, polite and composed, he said to the cinematographer, “Camera guy—mind if I walk like this? I’d like to chat with Teacher Shen.”

The path was narrow, barely room for two abreast.

With Jiang Nan beside him, the camera couldn’t shoot from the side anymore.

The cameraman scratched his head, reluctant to refuse. “Sure,” he said, then shuffled ahead of them, walking backward to capture their faces.

But the steep terrain made that tricky, so he pivoted to trailing behind, filming their backs instead.

Shen Li frowned and glanced back sensitively.

Now the lens would only catch Jiang Nan full-on and half of Shen Li—meaning it couldn’t pick up his awkward limp anymore. The taller man had positioned himself half a step behind, cleverly shielding Shen Li’s gait.

Shen Li’s frown deepened, more from surprise at the gesture than anything. He couldn’t yet tell if it was deliberate, but gratitude welled up regardless.

The man’s pleasant voice continued: “Teacher Shen, I heard you took down something pushing two hundred pounds? For real?”

Shen Li nodded. “Yeah.”

“Impressive. Thanks,” Jiang Nan said casually, keeping the conversation light. “Or we’d all be going hungry tonight.”

Shen Li replied politely, “No problem.”

Then, with a touch of familiarity, the man asked, “Heard there’s a one-on-one date segment tonight. Any thoughts, Teacher Shen?”

Shen Li’s ink-black pupils contracted at the question. Instinctively, he pictured Qian Xingzhi watching, and his long-dormant survival instincts blared like alarms:

Better tread carefully with this one, or some screen out there might soon feature a sulking golden retriever with a cold glare.

It had taken a year to coax him last time.

After a moment’s thought, Shen Li answered coolly: “Nah, no ideas.”

It came out decidedly aloof.

Amusement laced Jiang Nan’s tone, like he’d seen right through it. “No ulterior motives here—just saying, if you don’t have other plans, pick me. I’d love to be friends with you.”

“Why?” Shen Li asked straight out.

“Your marksmanship is killer,” Jiang Nan said with a casual shrug, as if it were obvious. He explained, “What I mean is, if we’re both solo, we could team up for a ‘friendship date.’ But if you’ve got someone else in mind, that’s cool too.”

Jiang Nan’s words rang sincere, and he put extra weight on three particular ones that hit Shen Li right in the feels.

Friendship date?

That sounded safe enough. Shen Li didn’t mince words: “Sure, a friendship date’s on the table.”

Jiang Nan grinned broadly at his frankness. “Deal then? If neither of us has better options, we pair up?”

Shen Li wasn’t sure on the exact pairing rules, but he appreciated the lens-block and figured agreeing cost nothing. Qian Xingzhi wasn’t even in the show—who he dated didn’t matter. Jiang Nan seemed sharp and considerate; talking with him wouldn’t be a hassle, at least.

“Sure.” As Shen Li agreed, Jiang Nan made what looked like an offhand move.

He leaned in toward Shen Li’s right shoulder, draping an arm over the nearby railing and brushing against him.

Perfectly normal—a friendly shoulder pat. If not for the faint, fleeting touch at his waist right after.

Shen Li’s dark pupils narrowed warily. He glanced down at Jiang Nan’s hand, but the man had already pulled back.

It was like nothing had happened.

Shen Li’s brows knit tighter, but he let it drop.

They exited the woods and headed down the mountain, where a shuttle took them back to the cabins. Exhausted, Shen Li feigned sleep to dodge any more chit-chat.

The ten-minute ride flew by. Before they even reached the door, a theatrical mechanical voice blared from the loudspeaker, humming a cheeky little tune:

“What a shame it’s not you ~ by my side till the end ~ We walked together but parted at the crossroads ~

“After a hard day’s work, you all finally get dinner ~

“Now, let your butler know who you want to date tonight—

“The butler will prepare a candlelit dinner for every successful pair!

“So, night dates… begin ~”


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese
Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?" Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China." Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?" Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?" Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?" Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary." Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?" Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it." Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?" Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?" The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before. 【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】 Eight civilian guests: From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic. Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb. Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap. Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom? The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth— Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex! Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first. No point. Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join. But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips? Divorced already—now they panic? He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1. His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple. He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi. Shen Li used to be a cop. He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up. Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date. He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account. So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity. Besides, their breakup... No sordid drama. Just incompatibility. Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year. Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes. He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed. Better to let go early. These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new. He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him. Whatever. Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care. Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical. Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real. What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal? Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?! What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him? That was *his* wife! *His*! If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy. Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ... Few words. Stomach-friendly. Cool and distant. Shen Li's type. No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already! Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?! Let me in—my wife is Shen Li! Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal? Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill. Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years? Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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