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Chapter 15


【Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro! Among the eight guests in the cabin, there are three pairs of ex-couples. After a full day of show content, with your eagle eyes, who do you think had a romance in the past? Hurry up and vote!】

(Up until 11:00 PM tonight, the top four options by vote count—if any are correct—will be announced on the spot, along with their CP status and every single chat detail from the “Bathhouse Night Talk” segment! If they’re wrong, those incorrect options get deleted from the top four, and they won’t be eligible for tomorrow’s voting!)

【Netizen Discussion Zone】

【Holy crap! 28 options! My eyes are crossing just trying to pick!】

【Hahaha, I’m dying! Because of one line from Shen Li, Yang Zhiqi x Ke Jiujiu’s cursed CP is already leading by a landslide!?】

【I looked closely, and honestly, there aren’t many pairs with real chemistry in this cabin. All I can smell is bitter ex vibes!】

【Help! They’re divorced! No chemistry makes total sense—who feels sparks with their ex-husband or ex-wife!?】

【Don’t even front—you can’t deny Brother Yang’s got something going on. He’s No. 2 with Zhao Yunzhi right now, and even No. 4 with Shen Li! We all know Yang would cheat on anyone without blinking, but I’m starting to think he’s got people botting votes. Holy shit, why is the whole top of the leaderboard Brother Yang?!】

【Fuck, I’m deleting Yang x Shen Li!!! Why, why, why does Shen Li want to pick Brother Yang for a date? Aaaaah, I’m terrified they’re actually a pair!】

【No way! During the quiz, Shen Li listed Brother Yang as his most hated guest, and for ex similarities, he wrote “overly strong sense of self”—that’s spot-on shade.】

【Not necessarily. Maybe Shen Li was too embarrassed to name anyone else and just wrote about his ex?】

【For real talk, though, Brother Yang’s actual ex has gotta be Zhao Yunzhi. They mutually picked each other for today’s date, and the whole thing was about kid stuff—total ex-spouse energy.】

【On a serious note, Lin Xu x Ke Jiujiu is a lock too, but it got bumped to fifth.】

【What about Kris? Anyone shipping her with Weiwei?】

【They barely interact. I get loving their looks this pair’s gorgeous, but there’s zero spark.】

【Aaaaah, someone on VB photoshopped Qian Xingzhi and Shen Li together! Holy shit!!! Peak visuals!!!! This is face-con heaven!!!!!!!!】

【I saw it too—probably a marketing account. They move fast.】

【LMAO, these two massive icebergs together? Who melts first?】

【What’s wrong with powerhouse ice king duo? Pour some tea on Daji, and boom—someone turns into a soft, fluffy hot cake.】

【Damn, upstairs… this ain’t the wild west, dude.】

【Anyone shipping Jiang Nan x Shen Li? He blocked the camera for him~】

【They don’t match perfectly, sure, but the prettier one being the bottom is normal.】

【Nah, emphasizing it’s a friendship pair makes it prime ship fuel! Exes who stay friends, you know?】

【Plus, midway through dinner, they both vanished. Bet the little lovebirds snuck off to the bathroom for some alone time!】

【Fainting. Who’s gonna reimburse me for reading that line? Y’all must be starving.】

【Word is, Jiang Nan’s a top exec at WCC Company, right? Why’s he on this show? Ke Jiujiu as a net celeb rubbing elbows is one thing, but Jiang Nan? Feels like a mismatch.】

【A massive traffic show like this? Showing up is winning. What’s weird about it?】

【If my ex were Shen Li, I’d take 100k to film 15 days of variety just to get back with him.】

【Dream on upstairs. You’re hilarious—should’ve had you on the Spring Festival Gala.】

【Y’all might be memeing, but Shen Li’s ex? He’s legit paying and chasing at the same time.】

【Fuck! Jealousy burning my eyes red!!!! Hope he never succeeds!!!! I’ll curse him forever!!!!!!!!】

Qian Xingzhi’s slender fingers flicked lightly across the screen, tapping a tiny heart on the “hope he never succeeds” comment without a flicker of expression. The system promptly folded away the disliked reply.

Still not satisfied, he tapped the user’s avatar and blocked them.

Qin Zhao’s voice drifted from behind, dripping with schadenfreude: “Whoa, that got under your skin? Even blacklisting? It was just a joke.”

Qian Xingzhi’s chiseled features tightened, his sharp gaze snapping to Qin Zhao with a fierce glare.

Qin Zhao waved his hands frantically. “Whoa, whoa, don’t look at me like that. I’m not intimidated.”

Qian Xingzhi snapped, “Quit yapping. If you’re done, get back to the studio. Ad time’s almost up.”

Qin Zhao turned serious at last, finally voicing the question he’d been holding all afternoon. “Look, I’ve been racking my brain—why does that Jiang Nan guy look so familiar? When he was having dinner with your ex earlier, it hit me. Isn’t he a WCC Company exec? Isn’t he with the Zhao Family?”

Qian Xingzhi’s long, strong fingers slid the phone smoothly into his pocket. He responded absentmindedly, “Yeah.”

Qin Zhao sucked in a sharp breath, leaning into the gossip. “Hiss, big bro, it’s your investment show. Don’t you vet the guests’ backgrounds? How’d a Zhao Family lapdog slip in?”

Qian Xingzhi dipped his head slightly, and in that instant, the air around them seemed to freeze. “Do you think I’m an idiot? That I wouldn’t check?”

“So you…?” Qin Zhao blinked. “You let him in on purpose?”

“Of course.”

“Fuck, guy’s a creep, and your ex is drop-dead gorgeous. You aren’t worried he’ll try something?”

Qian Xingzhi’s face remained impassive. “Shen Li isn’t some fragile vine.”

“Fine, fine, your ex is a man-eating flower then. But what’s your angle? WCC hasn’t messed with you in years. Let Jiang Nan in, and if he stirs shit up, your fragile truce with them goes up in flames. You’ll have your hands full again.”

Qian Xingzhi took a graceful sip of tea before replying calmly, “Their existence is a mistake. They shouldn’t even be around.”

Qin Zhao froze again, letting out a sigh. His eyes dimmed from bright curiosity to shadowed unease, a flicker of emotion passing through.

After a long pause, he said slowly, “You’re not doing this because of that 16-year-old trainee thing… are you? But the cops are on it. Case is filed—0225 Case. Even if they deserve it, the police will handle it…”

“Hmph.”

Qian Xingzhi slammed his empty teacup on the table with a sharp clack, his icy gaze sweeping over his friend’s face.

“Those WCC pimps all have backers. Unless I make waves, how do the cops dig deeper?”

Qin Zhao shot back, “That’s not your problem! Your ex quit the force, remember? Even to protect him, you shouldn’t drag him into this!”

Qian Xingzhi’s expression darkened further. “I told you, Shen Li doesn’t need coddling. When I do the right thing, he’s happier than me about it.”

Qin Zhao couldn’t argue with that, but something still felt off.

He mulled it over, then gasped. “Hiss, so you made this show to take down WCC? Not to get back with your ex? You’re using him as bait?”

Qian Xingzhi lowered his head, gaze sliding away from Qin Zhao’s face. His expression stormy, he stood, glanced at the time, and stalked irritably toward the lounge door. “None of your business. Back to work.”

Qin Zhao hurried after him. “Tsk tsk, look at you, flying off the handle again. With that temper, it’s a miracle Shen Li put up with you for years.”

Qian Xingzhi’s face stayed cold. “I just can’t talk to your black-and-white thinking.”

“Oh, so you want both ways?”

Qin Zhao scoffed, firing back. “I’m not debating with a split-personality hothead like you! Fix that attitude, or you talk to Shen Li like that too?”

Qian Xingzhi’s steps finally halted.

The wall light cast shadows across his straight nose, his perfect face half-lit, half-dark. The distant look in his eyes and the firm line of his lips radiated an effortless authority.

Qin Zhao’s heart skipped. Shit, did he actually piss him off? He was about to crack a joke, smooth things over.

But Qian Xingzhi’s brows furrowed awkwardly, thin lips parting with clear reluctance.

“Is my temper… really that bad?”

Qin Zhao blinked, caught off guard.

“Uh… hiss… how to put it?”

“Be straight.”

Qin Zhao nodded vigorously. “Not exactly mood swings, more like unpredictable. You come off harsh.”

Qian Xingzhi: .

Qin Zhao rushed on. “But it’s fixable! Think about it—your ex stuck with you that long, so he knew your flaws. Still, it’s a flaw. If you want him back, you gotta change. Show some effort, or he’ll be disappointed.”

Qian Xingzhi: .

“Uh, just my two cents. Ignore if it doesn’t fit…”

“Thanks.”

Qian Xingzhi straightened proudly, staring ahead as he said curtly, “Let’s go.”

The thanks sounded almost unlike him.

By the time they returned to the Live Observation Room, the brand’s sales host had just packed up the products, and the camera guy was about to switch shots.

He hadn’t clocked out yet and accidentally captured Qian Xingzhi’s pants.

Next to the crotch, in his pants pocket, Qian Xingzhi’s slender left hand was fiddling with something.

Round. Like a ring.

The cameraman squinted, startled, but before he could zoom in, the director barked.

“Tch, what the hell are you filming? Fix that angle! What’re you doing?!”

The cameraman shivered, quickly adjusting to frame Qian Xingzhi’s handsome face.

Still, the netizen barrage exploded from those few seconds:

【Whoa, looks huge】

【Even soft it’s that big?】

【Ads over and we get this bonus? They let us peek there?】

Qian Xingzhi clearly saw the flood of comments, his gaze irritably shifting from the screen filming him.

His face darkened considerably as he withdrew his plain left hand from the pocket.

These netizens were hopeless.

Couldn’t even spot the obvious ring in plain sight? Just staring at his balls?


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese
Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?" Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China." Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?" Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?" Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?" Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary." Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?" Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it." Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?" Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?" The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before. 【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】 Eight civilian guests: From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic. Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb. Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap. Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom? The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth— Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex! Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first. No point. Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join. But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips? Divorced already—now they panic? He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1. His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple. He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi. Shen Li used to be a cop. He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up. Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date. He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account. So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity. Besides, their breakup... No sordid drama. Just incompatibility. Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year. Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes. He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed. Better to let go early. These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new. He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him. Whatever. Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care. Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical. Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real. What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal? Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?! What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him? That was *his* wife! *His*! If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy. Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ... Few words. Stomach-friendly. Cool and distant. Shen Li's type. No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already! Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?! Let me in—my wife is Shen Li! Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal? Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill. Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years? Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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