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Chapter 23 Part 1


Undeniably.

The moment Shen Li spotted those words, his brain’s CPU ground to a halt for a good three to five seconds.

By the time he realized what they meant, it was far too late to school his expression.

And so, everyone watching Shen Li on the live stream feed saw it plain as day—

The unflappable man who’d stayed stone-faced all afternoon, no matter what anyone said, finally cracked. A clear emotion flickered across his features.

He looked just like that viral golden gradient kitten meme:

【Huh?】

His big eyes brimmed with utter confusion.

Blank. Frozen. But lethally adorable.

Only after another three or five seconds did his brows snap together. He drew in a deep breath, squeezed his eyes shut like he’d resigned himself to fate.

As if he were still the cool guy—as long as he kept a blank face, he could pull off ice-cold indifference.

【Aaaaah, oh my god! It’s Little Cat! Gimme my daily dose!】

【Laughing my head off—Shen Li switching to poker face at warp speed is hilarious.】

【Whoa~ Someone got served, but I’m not naming names.】

【Okay okay, no matter who Shen Li’s ex is, this viewer is living for it hahaha.】

【Hold up, doesn’t the Program Group shut down the stream at midnight?】

【Holy shit, yeah!? Are they not closing it?】

At that moment, the director swung the camera closer to the door. Everyone could now make out the fine print below:

“Call equipment provided by the Program Group to ensure connection duration, but call content not live-streamed. Recorded up to 30 minutes as program behind-the-scenes footage, added to the bonus pack. Fan club viewers, unlock with SVIP 88.88 membership card to see it all!”

【Damn?!?! You messing with us, Program Group?!】

【Aaaaah, why do this to us?!】

【Talk about ugly greed [smiley]】

【This sucks. Shen Li knew about this segment ahead of time? They drop the one bit everyone wants to see, but lock it behind a paywall? Super pissed if he knew. Makes me suspect he’s a scripted actor.】

【Not impossible. Show logic says Shen Li’s the most likely plant. Hot amateur rando debuts big on day one, sets up his persona, next step: ship him with some observation room guest, fake a reunion fail, rake in the cash.】

【Upstairs is full conspiracy mode. Free live stream for you, some ads and you bitch? Now bonus pack and you’re whining the rando’s scripted? Broke? Don’t buy.】

【Dizzy already—day one and he has diehard stans?】

【Here we go. Walking the internet, one slip and you’re beefing with the fandom.】

【Use your brains. Without this setup, unedited ex-voice goes live, you’d ID them in seconds???】

【Enough, stop fighting guys? Real can’t fake, fake can’t real. Time proves all, chill.】

The extra lines of fine print turned the comment section into a full-on brawl.

Shen Li, stuck in the thick of it without an omniscient view, hadn’t yet considered the audience’s side despite his quick wits.

He merely glanced indifferently at the smaller text below.

A reflexive sigh of relief escaped him.

—So it wasn’t recording all night.

Was the Program Group worried Qian Xingzhi might talk in his sleep or blow raspberries?

Why bother with 30 minutes?

If they had to ham it up into mics for half an hour with no script provided, he hoped…

At least their chat would sound decent.

Shen Li pondered whether to dodge the camera later and ask the director if this 30-minute bit had a script.

But before speaking up, instinct kicked in with some logical deduction: If there was a script, the director would’ve tipped him off beforehand. Most likely, they were winging it, and the editors would decide what made the cut for the bonus footage.

They’d probably trim the boring bits.

At heart, though, it was still a performance of sorts—to keep the footage watchable.

All the while, what Shen Li really wanted to know was this: Had that paper been taped to the door from the start?

Or had the Program Group slapped it up after he picked the room?

Just like banning Jiang Nan’s phone?

Leveraging Qian Xingzhi’s top traffic for extra cash made sense for the Program Group.

But did Qian Xingzhi know ahead of time?

Had he even pushed for this?

Shen Li knew dwelling on it was pointless. He was just a pawn on the board—a grunt soldier. Even if the general ordered him across that river divide now, he’d wade in and obey.

Yet somehow, he couldn’t stop speculating about Qian Xingzhi, probing him like a suspect’s motive.

Which made him wonder…

Was he the messed-up one here?

Shen Li lowered his gaze silently, lips pale and pressed thin in cool arrogance. He turned his face from the camera, hiding the tangle of emotions.

In the warm light and shadow, his sharply defined jawline teased in and out of view.

The man himself seemed a masterfully sculpted side-profile silhouette: seven parts upright integrity, two parts fragile, and one part so faint it was nearly undetectable—gentle warmth.

“Brother Shen, how’s your room?”

Zhao Yunzhi and Lin Xu had rooms close by. They’d clearly chatted first, then come over together.

Lin Xu waved hello and was already stepping into Shen Li’s room, craning his neck to peek behind the door.

Shen Li, looking half-dead to the world, responded flatly:

“…Huh.”

He stepped aside to let Lin Xu and Zhao Yunzhi see for themselves.

Lin Xu zeroed in on the door and let out a “Holy shit!” He jabbed a finger at it, turning to Little Zhao. “Holy shit! Little Zhao?! His is the same as yours?!”

Shen Li glanced at Zhao Yunzhi, surprised.

She wore a smile, but it wasn’t from joy.

Her delicate, ladylike poise seemed gentle enough, but the slight droop of her brows and the furrow at her forehead betrayed a quiet helplessness.

Fellow sufferers, separated by fate.

Shen Li thought.

Surprisingly, Zhao Yunzhi then lowered her voice to a whisper the camera couldn’t catch and leaned in close.

“Brother Shen, I’m thinking… once bedtime hits and we can’t hang up, maybe we can drop the volume to zero? I mean, after the 30-minute bonus recording ends.”

A flicker of surprise crossed Shen Li’s eyes, but calm settled quickly.

Fresh idea.

Once connected to Qian Xingzhi, maybe he could run it by him?

Qian Xingzhi sat on an unpadded steel bench at the police station.

A long-brimmed baseball cap shadowed half his face; a mask covered the other half, with sunglasses sealing the deal. Barely any skin showed, but he still radiated handsome vibes.

White crewneck tee underneath, black ice-silk lapel vest jacket slung open over it—short sleeves. Black wide-leg cropped pants hugged his long legs as he sprawled across the bench like he owned it.

His straight calves tensed like sturdy pillars, rooted firm to the marble floor.

Flashy as hell.

And rude—no public manners, hogging two seats for one guy.

But he owned it, zero self-awareness.

Head down in deep immersion, the Bluetooth earpiece in his ear buzzed loud enough to leak sound:

A garbled mess.

Super annoying.

“Yo, Ex-Husband Bro still hanging around?” Lao Wang, a passing detective, chuckled as he eyed the long bench. “Tch, tuck those legs in—you’re blocking the way.”

Qian Xingzhi, long and lean like a black panther, instantly shrank into a compliant quail, pulling his legs in tight and sitting proper. “—Wang Bro, on duty today?”

“Overtime, thanks to that big case you dropped on us.”

Qian Xingzhi tugged down his mask, flashing a brilliant grin of respect. “Hard work, Wang Bro. Serving the people.”

“Cut the lip service.”

Lao Wang hustled off with his file folder in hand.

His young trainee cop trailed behind. Once they were a few steps away, he whispered, “Who’s that? Kinda familiar.”

“You’ll see soon enough. Don’t pry.”

“Oh…”

Once their figures shrank to specks, Qian Xingzhi smoothed his lips and readjusted his mask.

Behind those shades, his gaze locked back on his phone screen—anti-peep film and all. Long fingers danced across the soft keyboard.

The green-bubble chat was topped with a name:

Lian Xiaoqi

But the dialogue box was all outgoing green messages from him:

12:41

【What the hell you doing?】

【Your damn grandpa】

12:59

【So much drama】

13:49

【F your dad, you hear me?!】

【F your dad】

14:00

【Su Xilan】

【You’re done】

14:39

【Not in ads yet?】

【Reply damn it】

Qian Xingzhi’s cursor hammered away, typing ever cruder stuff—triple profanity combo sparking off his fingertips. Finally, Su Xilan pinged back a single character:

【?】

Qian Xingzhi: ?

That question mark lit his fuse. Fingers slipped, and he hit send on the half-typed curse in the input bar.

Su Xilan fired back fast:

【What’s the dog barking about】

【Get it straight】

【He ain’t your wife anymore】

Short. Punchy.

Qian Xingzhi: .

He shot up from the bench, glanced at the victim still being questioned in the interrogation room—still talking. He bolted straight for the empty hallway end.

One WeChat call straight to Su Xilan.

Ringtone dragged over fifty seconds before pickup.

Su Xilan’s background noise was chaos; his voice muffled. But Qian Xingzhi pieced it together:

“Make it quick, no BS.”

With a cheeky lilt at the end.

Qian Xingzhi: …

He seemed to draw a deep breath. His tall, broad frame swallowed a little potted succulent on the windowsill whole in his shadow.

His voice came out cold and heavy: “Why the hell did you say that on the show?”

“Oh?”

The young man’s tone dripped sickly sweet, like poisoned honey seeping into the ear. “Because I like Shen Li, duh. You couldn’t tell? So dense.”

Qian Xingzhi’s voice was rough, bordering on outright fury, laced with thick anger. Every word seemed to be brutally wrenched from deep in his throat.

“You’re joking, right? Shen Li is thirteen years older than you. You were only twelve when you met him!”

“So what about twelve?” Su Xilan let out a light chuckle. “That year, when I was twelve, he picked me up out of the snow. From that moment, I knew I’d never forget him for the rest of my life.”

“He wrapped you up in my clothes!” Qian Xingzhi couldn’t hold back any longer. “Get this straight—he took pity on you, was afraid you’d freeze to death, so he lent a hand. Hmph. Shen Li has saved so many people; he might not even remember it. Understand?”

“Snort. So what?”

Su Xilan laughed on the other end of the line, his tone light and breezy. “Anyway, someone like you could never understand what it feels like for a kid who thinks he’s about to die in a minus-twenty-degree blizzard to open his eyes and see a face as divine as one descended from the heavens…”

Qian Xingzhi frowned at how dramatically he put it. “What kind of feeling?”

“Like seeing Mommy. The feeling of a mother.”

Qian Xingzhi: .

He felt like he was dealing with a sicko.

He really couldn’t take it anymore.


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese
Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?" Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China." Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?" Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?" Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?" Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary." Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?" Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it." Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?" Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?" The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before. 【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】 Eight civilian guests: From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic. Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb. Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap. Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom? The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth— Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex! Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first. No point. Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join. But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips? Divorced already—now they panic? He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1. His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple. He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi. Shen Li used to be a cop. He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up. Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date. He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account. So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity. Besides, their breakup... No sordid drama. Just incompatibility. Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year. Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes. He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed. Better to let go early. These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new. He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him. Whatever. Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care. Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical. Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real. What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal? Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?! What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him? That was *his* wife! *His*! If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy. Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ... Few words. Stomach-friendly. Cool and distant. Shen Li's type. No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already! Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?! Let me in—my wife is Shen Li! Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal? Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill. Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years? Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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