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Chapter 23 Part 3


Shen Li always sensed these conflicts were like a small dagger scoring the thickest callus on his skin. It didn’t hurt much at first glance, but look closer, and that callus was nearly sliced away.

Ignore it, and the next scrape wouldn’t make it vanish—it would only thicken further.

When fear and avoidance dominated, Shen Li knew the root cause: he dreaded a quarrel erupting between him and Qian Xingzhi, just like the one that had just unfolded between Ke Jiujiu and Lin Xu.

Could their relationship endure such repeated abrasion?

Shen Li had little confidence.

These mildly troublesome thoughts left him in a cold-faced standby mode.

He could really sit still. His occasional movements were merely to scratch the spot on his cheek where a mosquito had bitten him.

【OMG, Shen Li on security duty is like watching some old fisherman. Bet he won’t scratch again for a few minutes.】

【Sigh, even our beauty spacing out is easy on the eyes.】

【But yeah, you can visibly see Cat Cat’s been kinda down this afternoon qwq】

【Feels like he saw the fight and hasn’t smiled since.】

【But how’s other people’s drama his business?】

【Hiss, maybe he’s still stressing over the bedtime voice chat tonight?】

【Program Group’s being kinda random with this, huh? It’s not like they’re dating couples or whatever with the mic stuff.】

【Decided not to watch the extras anymore. Not cuz no membership money [rose] just super busy lately [rose]. Qixi coming up—anyone not wanna buy gifts for their SO, start fighting and Venmo me 88.88 [rose], I’ll play the other woman.】

【Hahaha upstairs, you’re too much!】

【It’s almost 7, why hasn’t Shen Li clocked out? Lin Xu and Ke Jiujiu already left.】

【No one’s calling him?】

【Nah, director did. Shen Li just said he wanted to sit a bit longer.】

【I got it! He’s totally planning to skip tonight’s 1v1 date on purpose.】

Shen Li had indeed made up his mind: he wouldn’t pursue tonight’s date activity.

The Butler System’s asset rankings, granting priority invites to those at the top, were clearly designed to spark competition among them—ideally stirring up more drama for the cameras, more conflicts for the show.

After all, a live variety show differed from polished edits or pure entertainment streams. Without snappy pacing or a host to hype things, long stretches sans conflict or highlights could bore viewers to tears.

Shen Li understood the Program Group’s push for engaging content.

But he had no intention of playing along. He wanted to stay far away.

Please, no one invite him.

So he’d just head back late. Hopefully dinner was saved for him—lunch had been filling enough. Worst case, a hot drink would do.

Nightfall deepened, the distant town’s lights twinkling to life.

The darkness descended like a vast curtain over the fields.

The sky shifted from pale blue to deep indigo, then inked black. The distant mountains faded to vague silhouettes, serene in the night’s embrace.

Toward the town, their new cabins glowed warmly.

The cluster of low bungalows around them dotted the landscape like little boxes on the earth.

Shen Li finally rose from the little bear chair, gazing at the strawberry patch he’d “guarded” all afternoon.

Truth be told, strawberries weren’t even in season. Even without the Program Group buying out the site, no tourists would pay to see strawberry leaves.

It was all just for the tasks.

So Shen Li waited for no one, knowing no one would come.

Only the chirps of cicadas and crickets wove through the fields, carried on a gentle breeze across the vast expanse.

“Teacher Shen, you sure you don’t want to head back? It’s already 8:30.” Xiao Chen, the director from the Program Group, had just hung up a call and jogged over to find him.

Shen Li parted his lips slightly, pondering before asking, “Am I holding up your shift? If you need to clock out or rest, we can go—you’d get home safer earlier.”

Xiao Chen waved her hands hurriedly, lowering her voice as she explained to Shen Li, “No, no, I’m not off yet. Thanks, Teacher Shen. I live in one of those bungalow apartments over there—the Program Group rented the whole block. Besides you guests, all the staff are housed there.”

“Oh, got it. That’s good.”

Shen Li eyed the bungalows again, then snapped back. “Any reason I have to go back? It’s nice here. I’d like to stay a bit longer.”

Xiao Chen smiled, licking her lips. “Well, actually… someone in the cabin wants to ask you out. They’re lining up to invite you…”

Shen Li’s expression didn’t change, his lips pressing into a thin line. After a long pause, he asked, “Can I opt out? Not really in the mood.”

“Uh,” Xiao Chen hesitated, then replied, “Theoretically, yes. But today’s invites all cost a date fee—they’ve already spent their own earnings to ask you out.”

Shen Li: …

“Could I reimburse them?”

“You can, but per the Butler System rules, you’d pay a 600 fee to cancel, plus a polite rejection reason. Then their 3k gets refunded.”

Shen Li mulled over the rules. 600 was pocket change, so without much hesitation, he told Xiao Chen, “Could you handle the cancellations for me? Deduct 600 from my wages?”

Xiao Chen’s expression turned a bit odd as she spoke. “Uh, it’s 3k total. Five guests invited you. You sure about rejecting all?”

Shen Li: ?

His deep brows furrowed sharply, thin lips parting then pressing tight. He shot Xiao Chen an incredulous look.

Xiao Chen handed over the prepared iPad, explaining patiently, “Take a look, Teacher Shen. Here are the invite requests—five in total. Each has a little message attached. Wanna read them first?”

Shen Li: …

Shen Li took the iPad stone-faced:

【First Letter】

【From: Jiang Nan】

【Message: The night is perfect, and so are you.】

Shen Li’s brows knitted. He promptly sent 600 to the system, typing two words in rejection:

【Rejection: Haha】

Five seconds flat for the first one. His fingers flew downward,

even angling to ensure the camera caught it.

【Second Letter】

【From: Yang Zhiqi】

【Message: I’m really curious—who’s your ex? Free tonight to chat about it?】

Shen Li: ?

Brows furrowed again, he half-suspected Yang Zhiqi had lost a bet. Easy enough to brush off. Shen Li hammered out a reply and hit send without pause.

【Rejection: You’ll know in a day or two.】

Blindingly fast—Xiao Chen, watching from behind, couldn’t help grinning.

【Third Letter】

【From: Zhao Yunzhi】

【Message: Thanks, Brother Shen, for the loan. I earned my own money today—wanna pay back what you lent me yesterday.】

Shen Li’s fingers paused briefly, choosing his words.

【Rejection: No worries. Just transfer the 3k [silly smile]】

【Fourth Letter】

【From: Lin Xu】

【Message: Sorry if I came off harsh today, bro. Wasn’t aimed at you. Dinner on me as apology?】

Shen Li: …

【Rejection: No need. I didn’t take it to heart.】

【Fifth Letter】

【From: Li Weiwei】

【Message: Dinner together? Got some things to tell you.】

This one stumped Shen Li a bit.

The previous invites had clear hooks or excuses—easy to rebuff on those grounds.

But Li Weiwei’s was vague: just dinner and “things to say.” Harder to dismiss outright.

Still…

Should he go?

Shen Li checked the time and sky, remembering his evening call with Qian Xingzhi. Socializing held zero appeal for a pure introvert like him—especially with near-strangers. It drained him completely.

So…

After nearly a minute’s hesitation, Shen Li crafted a polite rejection for the fifth:

【Rejection: Sorry, waiting for someone.】

He hit send. All five emails rejected.

Xiao Chen took back the iPad. “Huh? Teacher Shen, this ‘waiting for someone’ is…?”

Shen Li’s phrasing was deliberately ambiguous—open to interpretation.

Waiting for more invites, perhaps. Or his ex’s call.

But he dodged a direct answer, replying evasively with the least likely option: “Oh, waiting for strawberry patch tourists. Didn’t they say overtime to 10 p.m. earns an extra grand?”

Xiao Chen gave an awkward chuckle, saying nothing. Her expression screamed disbelief.

Yet Shen Li truly hunkered down in the security booth at the strawberry patch for another hour-plus.

When the hour hand on that battered old clock on the wall finally inched its way to 10, Shen Li rose from the little bear chair, removed his security cap, let out a yawn, and prepared to clock out from his post. Just then, the sound of a car engine cutting off echoed from the main gate not far away.

What’s that about?

Shen Li snatched up his cap and flashlight, stepped out of the security booth, and spotted a filthy, rundown white Santana parked brazenly at the strawberry garden’s entrance. The car was splattered with mud spots and had its hazard lights flashing.

Did the car break down? Run out of gas? Need a hand?

Shen Li strode toward it without pause, but the tinted windows made it impossible to see inside. He circled around to the driver’s side from the passenger door, intending to ask what was going on—

However.

He had barely reached the windshield when the headlights illuminated a shadowy figure in the driver’s seat.

Shen Li’s heart thudded twice in quick succession. His pupils contracted sharply, and his feet rooted him to the spot.

A faint rustling came from the driver’s side as the window rolled down.

Shen Li snapped out of it and hurried over to the driver’s window.

He shone the flashlight mercilessly onto the man’s sunglasses, the beam rendering even his mask semitransparent—

The fully geared man in the driver’s seat cut a striking, cool-guy figure: a high-bridged nose, an aloof expression…

Who else could it be but Qian Xingzhi…

Yet Shen Li felt as if someone had clamped down hard on his heart. He held his breath, kept his voice to a hushed whisper, and positioned his body to completely block the window—and the camera that hadn’t followed:

“…What are you doing here?”

“Heading to work. Didn’t you draw that live connect slot?”

“So?”

“So my workstation’s in that row of residential buildings right next to your log cabin.”

As Qian Xingzhi spoke, he draped one arm casually over the window frame and leisurely raked his gaze over Shen Li from behind his sunglasses.

Shen Li’s fine eyebrows knitted together. “The low-rises are over that way.”

“Out of gas, tsk…”

“Try another one?”

Shen Li cut him off softly.

The air fell silent in an instant. Even the breeze stilled, leaving only the raucous chorus of cicadas.

Qian Xingzhi removed his sunglasses. A pair of sparkling peach-blossom eyes locked onto Shen Li, brimming with a wild intensity and deep affection.

Shen Li turned his head away, avoiding the gaze. Realizing he sounded too harsh, he instinctively softened his tone and asked stiffly:

“Got any other proof?”

Qian Xingzhi’s voice carried a hint of chill. “You just got hurt yesterday and skipped dinner today… I brought you some steamed buns.”


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese
Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?" Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China." Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?" Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?" Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?" Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary." Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?" Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it." Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?" Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?" The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before. 【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】 Eight civilian guests: From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic. Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb. Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap. Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom? The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth— Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex! Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first. No point. Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join. But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips? Divorced already—now they panic? He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1. His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple. He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi. Shen Li used to be a cop. He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up. Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date. He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account. So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity. Besides, their breakup... No sordid drama. Just incompatibility. Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year. Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes. He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed. Better to let go early. These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new. He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him. Whatever. Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care. Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical. Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real. What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal? Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?! What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him? That was *his* wife! *His*! If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy. Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ... Few words. Stomach-friendly. Cool and distant. Shen Li's type. No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already! Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?! Let me in—my wife is Shen Li! Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal? Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill. Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years? Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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