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Chapter 39


Qian Xingzhi stared intently at the pale stretch of Shen Li’s neck. In truth, from the moment Shen Li had called his name, his fist had already clenched tight.

Shen Li’s skin glowed faintly red against its pallor, his thick lashes casting shadows in the deep sockets of his eyes. He looked like a handful of snow—cold, white, and soft. Utterly exquisite, and somehow tender too.

Shen Li’s tenderness was like a block of ice soaking in water at 37 degrees Celsius.

His words were never particularly pleasant to the ear, but the calm expression on his face as he spoke each one held a breathtaking pull for Qian Xingzhi, something electrifying.

And when something struck a person as unbearably cute, it often sparked a terrifying urge to possess, even to violate and destroy.

That was why Qian Xingzhi’s fist tightened at the sound of Shen Li saying “Xingzhi.”

The feeling was awful. And all too familiar.

He wanted to kiss him. Touch him. But he feared startling him even more.

Seven years was too long.

Truly, far too long.

Shen Li noticed Qian Xingzhi’s gaze drifting.

It hovered around the lower half of his face, like a daydreaming student in class or an audience member fixated only on looks—the intensity of Qian Xingzhi’s focus even reminded him of how he tuned out Yang Zhiqi’s lectures.

So Shen Li’s voice cooled. “Are you even listening?”

Qian Xingzhi saw Shen Li’s brows furrow, but it only made him look even more striking.

He shook off the indecent thoughts swirling in his head, his expression turning cool and his nod obedient. A few syllables tumbled from his throat.

“I’m listening. Sorry about that… just now.”

Shen Li knew himself well. He was easy to placate.

Or rather, he never stayed mad for long. A few soft words from Qian Xingzhi could smooth over even the gravest issues—a stark contrast to his professional demeanor, but it fit their long history together perfectly.

Shen Li’s brows remained knit as he eyed Qian Xingzhi, his heart tightening. Without a word, he took half a step back, refusing to dwell on the moment. Instead, he swiftly circled back to the shared housing issue.

“—Which room do you want to rent?”

“Your old room. We can add a bed.”

“It’s small. How would we fit one?”

“By the window.”

Shen Li: “…”

Then Qian Xingzhi added softly, “The other two are kingsize—not ideal for adding a bed to split sleeping. Unless you don’t mind sharing, then I—”

“Add the bed,” Shen Li said, stepping forward. “As long as it fits the rules.”

“Mm.”

Qian Xingzhi’s low voice rumbled in response as he fell into step behind Shen Li.

Before long, Assistant Xu’s control system for the cabin pinged with two internal messages.

[Qian Xingzhi]: 【Find a reason to tweak the rules. Allow a bed in single rooms.】

[Qian Xingzhi]: 【Shen Li doesn’t like sharing the frame with me. Cut back on our duo shots too.】

Assistant Xu read them and rolled her eyes so hard they nearly reached the heavens.

Once she saved up enough for retirement, she was quitting this soul-draining job on the spot…

Staring at the screen full of protesting comments, she muttered to herself, “There are so many rich people out there—why can’t one of them be me?!”

Netizen Discussion Zone:

【What the hell is the studio doing? Qian Xingzhi finally shows up, and you give him barely any screen time?!】

【WTF, I’ve been staring at Yang Zhiqi’s big head all afternoon, plus kjj and lx bickering nonstop, and even Li Weiwei and Kris got more shots than Qian-Shen. Studio, explain yourselves! I ignored my summer homework all day glued to this screen, and this is what you serve up?!】

【Did Brother Qian pull too many sneaky moves? Is the crew not on his side anymore?】

【Help! Qian Xingzhi’s an investor ffs—you’re spending his money but won’t film him? What’s wrong with more Qian-Shen shots? A little special treatment? He hits the bathroom, and poof, they’re gone again!】

【30 minutes [dead]—did he fall in the toilet? Send a search party!】

【Qian Xingzhi… you rascal… if you’re gonna kiss Little Li, at least don’t pick the bathroom, thanks [shattered]】

“—Xu Jie, what do we do?!” The camera crew leader looked distressed, practically rubbing a bald spot on his forehead. Following the head director’s orders, he trudged over and asked Assistant Xu carefully, “Should we check with Mr. Qian again? The backlash this afternoon has been brutal—all complaints about too little footage on him and Mr. Shen, too much on the others. Viewers are already calling the complaint line, accusing us of false advertising.”

Assistant Xu arched a brow, calm as ever. “What’s there to fear? They’re not cursing you guys out. Stick to the current shot plan. Same for tonight’s event.”

The camera leader confirmed, “So if Mr. Qian and Mr. Shen appear together in frame, minimize the shots?”

“Right.”

“Uh, but why?” The cameraman was baffled. “Logically, aren’t they the C-position? They’re the ones who brought funding…”

Assistant Xu’s face stayed neutral, her response polished. “This show is dedicated to deeply exploring the various issues in marital relationships, with a focus on the complexities of divorced families—like the roots of household conflicts, child custody disputes and enforcement—to spark public reflection and discussion on marriage and family matters. Not to zoom in on personal entanglements between investors and exes.”

The cameraman blinked, dazed.

He nodded.

Seeing he’d bought it, Assistant Xu pressed on. “The first three days had too much on Shen Li and Mr. Qian already. Lately, Yang and Zhao chatting about kids, Ke Lin’s impulsive marriage duo, Li Jiang’s asset division woes—they’re perfect for more airtime to guide viewer thought.”

Cameraman: …

“Got it. For tonight’s duo game segment, I’ll tell Group A to cut back on Mr. Qian’s pair shots—but solos? If one of them is alone, do we film?”

“Try not to catch Mr. Shen walking.”

“—Roger that. We’ve been on it since day one. Like when Mr. Shen came down from the forest that day—our guys just shot scenery the whole way, grabbed some dialogue audio.”

“Good.”

“But the bad reviews from unhappy viewers…?”

“I’ll have someone drop their night-talk voice clips as bloopers soon.”

A little candy for the howling fans to lick.

Sure enough, once the edited audio snippets went up, they pulled in a flood of attention. Even the CP thread bombed by solo stans got rebuilt by incoming shippers in hours—but that’s a story for later.

Shen Li, caught in the midst of it all, had no idea.

He was just puzzled why, after turning in their Day Task A together, the camera trailing them had vanished.

With over two hours until the 7 PM deadline, though, he decided to find another blind spot, knock out Task B at a leisurely pace, then head back to the cabin.

“Want to do 219?”

Ever since Shen Li had mentioned keeping distance, Qian Xingzhi’s voice had reverted to its recent chilly depth, now husky from illness in a way that sounded almost inhumanly seductive. One had to wonder if those were normal human vocal cords at work—or if he was pitching it deliberately.

Qian Xingzhi stood ramrod straight and added calmly, “—No one will bother you there. You could wrap up past six and head back.”

Shen Li dropped his gaze, pondering briefly. He mainly wanted to ditch the grass stuffed in his bag. Needed a no-cam spot, and a chance to split from Qian Xingzhi.

Heading back to the production low building might work.

There was a JD Mini Supermarket a few hundred meters away. He could send Qian Xingzhi down for corn or drinks—plenty of staff, centralized trash, big bins for sure.

“Sure.”

Shen Li agreed, watching Qian Xingzhi hop on the electric scooter. He settled in back but kept his hands on the seat behind him—no reaching for Qian Xingzhi’s waist.

Just like sophomore year, before they’d gotten together, when Shen Li rode Qian Xingzhi’s bike and planted his hands the same way.

Shen Li had once found it odd that a rich heir like Qian Xingzhi would bother with bikes or scooters. Later he learned Qian Xingzhi had picked it up just to get him home safe.

“Haven’t ridden in years,” Qian Xingzhi called from the front, voice stiff. “Hold on tight. If you fall, don’t blame me.”

Shen Li let out a soft laugh, gripping the seat harder. How could he miss the implication?

“Oh,” Shen Li replied, unmoving. “No need for you to take responsibility.”

“…”

Qian Xingzhi made a vague noise—a huff? A hum?—lost to the wind before Shen Li could catch it.

But too many similar memories flooded back on that breeze, surging in, then drifting away.

Like winter break senior year, the day after they got together. Qian Xingzhi, peeved that Shen Li still gripped the seat instead of his waist, pulled over on a deserted street with perfect justification. Turned around and claimed their first kiss.

Or that time Qian Xingzhi sulked for three hours after Shen Li rode Zhao Rong’s motorcycle and held his waist—didn’t speak till Shen Li coaxed him for six, swearing on two fingers he’d only ever hold his partner’s like that from then on.

Events as vivid as yesterday, now faded to sepia in memory.

The evening breeze no longer carried fine snow across lashes, just as the rust stains on school uniform cuffs held no tie to either of them anymore.

“We’re here.” Qian Xingzhi braked and told Shen Li, “Get off.”

Shen Li’s eyes dimmed. He pressed his right hand to Qian Xingzhi’s shoulder, pivoting his left foot for balance before planting his right. They climbed the stairs to the room in silence.

Save for Qian Xingzhi asking, “What’s in your bag? Heavy?”

Shen Li replied flatly, “iPad. Not heavy. I got it.”

Passing 208, Shen Li glanced over, questions piling up—but too much to voice now. Better inside.

As for the pressing matter at hand—

Shen Li watched Qian Xingzhi fiddle with the lock for a moment before speaking up in his usual offhand manner. “Is there any food in the house?”

Qian Xingzhi glanced back over his shoulder, his calm gaze flicking toward Shen Li. “Just a bowl of porridge from this morning.”

“Oh,” Shen Li replied flatly. “Then I’ll have that later. I’m a bit hungry.”

Qian Xingzhi pushed the door open and pocketed the key. With a forceful shove, he swung it wide, stepping aside with his tall frame to let Shen Li through. “It’s cold by now. Not good for your stomach. I’ll go buy something else.”

Shen Li nodded without protest.

Once Qian Xingzhi saw him step inside, he turned on his heel and left, his footsteps retreating with purposeful speed.

Shen Li waited until the sound had faded entirely before shrugging off his backpack. He then fished out the entire bundle of black plastic bags—the ones stuffed full of grass—from inside it.

In that instant, a rueful thought struck him. Among all the foolish things he had done over the years of navigating life’s messes, today’s blunder could now take its place right alongside them. It felt just like a criminal biding their time to dispose of the murder weapon…

Whatever. Best not to dwell on it. Cut himself some slack.

Shen Li eyed the door, which locked automatically, and considered hunting for a spare key.

Houses like this one—long neglected and rarely used—usually came with several copies of the key. After handing one over to a temporary tenant, the owners would stash the rest on a hook somewhere or tuck them into a drawer.

Shen Li figured he’d do a quick search: peek into a few bedside tables. If nothing turned up, he’d just leave the door ajar while he dumped the bags. The big trash bin was right downstairs, only a short walk away—far quicker than Qian Xingzhi could possibly return.

Swish—

He pulled open the bedside table drawer.

Sure enough, there was a ring of keys inside.

But pressing down on them was a small box…

Shen Li’s cool eyes narrowed sharply, his breath catching for a beat. He studied the angle of the box atop the keys for a moment before lifting it away with deliberate nonchalance.

When he finally took in the details printed on the box, those fine brows of his knit together in a deep frown.

Because the little box pinning down the keys was none other than…

an unopened pack of extra-large condoms.


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?"

Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China."

Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?"

Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?"

Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?"

Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary."

Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?"

Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it."

Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?"

Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?"

The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before.

【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】

Eight civilian guests:

From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic.

Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb.

Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap.

Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom?

The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth—

Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex!

Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first.

No point.

Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join.

But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips?

Divorced already—now they panic?

He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1.

His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple.

He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi.

Shen Li used to be a cop.

He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up.

Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date.

He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account.

So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity.

Besides, their breakup...

No sordid drama. Just incompatibility.

Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year.

Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes.

He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed.

Better to let go early.

These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new.

He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him.

Whatever.

Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care.

Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical.

Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real.

What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal?

Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?!

What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him?

That was *his* wife! *His*!

If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy.

Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ...

Few words.

Stomach-friendly.

Cool and distant.

Shen Li's type.

No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already!

Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?!

Let me in—my wife is Shen Li!

Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal?

Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill.

Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years?

Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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