A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 22p2

Chapter 22 Part 2

Li Hao and his friends instantly thought of a certain Japanese movie, the woman named Sadako seemed to have crawled out of a dry well, and they shuddered.

“Then, then what should we do? My dad just messaged me saying the well-digging crew has already arrived at our house!” Li Hao’s face turned pale.

Wu Heng looked into their eyes. Although these guys had foolishly tried to bully Shi Xuan and were more mischievous than He Yunxiao, they hadn’t done anything truly harmful, so interacting with them was fine.

Wu Heng, remembering that it wasn’t good to always use Shi Xuan’s well, and that he couldn’t see through Shi Xuan even with his shamanic powers, said, “It’s fine, since you’ve already started digging, continue. I’ll set up a formation in the well later.”

He would bring the little white snake over later and have it mark its territory, expanding its domain.

Li Hao and his friends were overjoyed. When Wu Heng needed to go to Beijing in the future, he would emerge from their well, and Shi Xuan and He Yunxiao would be so angry, hahaha.

Why did latecomers surpass the early birds? Because they fought and scrambled for it!

They were Doctor Wu Heng’s most beloved followers!

Wu Heng checked his WeChat and saw a message from half an hour ago.

[Fan Tutu: Doctor Heng Heng, my brother, Godfather Zhou, and I are on our way to Beijing for a checkup~ [picture]]

Fan Xuan, a university student on summer break, insisted on going, afraid that his shallow sister wouldn’t be able to control herself and actually become her ex-boyfriend’s stepmother.

The three of them had already boarded the plane to Beijing.

Wu Heng replied with an “OK” emoji and prepared to start his live stream.

Li Hao and his friends, always eager to please, somehow managed to get a signal booster and placed it on the counter of Chengde Medical Clinic. The internet connection in the clinic improved significantly, eliminating lag during live streams.

Wu Heng had trended online again last night, gaining nearly a million more followers. As soon as he started the live stream this morning, countless netizens flooded in, the number of viewers increasing rapidly.

Wu Heng greeted everyone and asked He Yunxiao, the administrator, to accept connection requests from netizens.

The first connection was with a plainly dressed middle-aged woman. The woman first looked Wu Heng up and down, praising him repeatedly, “Streamer, you’re so handsome, so good-looking.”

Then she pulled an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl with a large belly into view. The middle-aged woman looked at Wu Heng and asked, “They all said you’re offering free consultations today, is that true? Really free?”

Wu Heng frowned slightly, looking at the woman, but nodded. “Today is indeed a free clinic.”

He Yunxiao, the administrator, sent a red packet in the live stream, encouraging fans to leave comments. [Doctor Wu Heng is offering free consultations today, welcome all patients to queue up for a connection~]

[The girl looks quite young, why is she pregnant? Could it be… snake fetuses again?]
[Holy crap, why so many snake fetuses? Can’t there be a few normal patients in Chengde Medical Clinic’s live stream?]
[There must be something wrong with this pregnancy, that’s why they’re rushing to the free clinic, otherwise why bother so early in the morning? If not snake fetuses, maybe… ghost fetus? Dog fetus? Cat fetus?]
[Some people are truly sick, can’t stand seeing others happy.]

The barrage comments were flying by too fast for the middle-aged woman to read, although she was literate. Hearing Wu Heng’s confirmation, she was overjoyed.

She pulled the girl closer and said, “Doctor, this is my daughter-in-law. Please take a look, is the baby healthy? We registered at the town hospital, and every checkup has been normal.”

Many female netizens nodded approvingly. Although they seemed to be of modest means, at least the mother-in-law wasn’t so ignorant as to prevent her daughter-in-law from having prenatal checkups.

If the checkups were normal, yet they still wanted to consult with Wu Heng, it meant they truly cared about the daughter-in-law, which was good.

Wu Heng didn’t respond to the woman, taking a sip of the tea Li Hao brought him, waiting for her to continue.

He Yunxiao, seeing Li Hao flash past, was instantly startled. Holy crap, why was that bastard still hanging around Doctor Wu Heng?

Trying to steal his favor and attention, wasn’t he?

He Yunxiao gritted his teeth, feeling anxious.

But then, remembering that his snake daughter was with Wu Heng, he was sure Wu Heng wouldn’t forget him. His daughter should work harder and help him gain some face.

Seeing Wu Heng’s silence, the middle-aged woman couldn’t help but ask, “Doctor, can you tell if my daughter-in-law is carrying a girl or a boy? I heard you can take a pulse remotely? Can you take a look?”

When the woman said “boy,” her cloudy eyes gleamed.

[Holy crap!! I just said this mother-in-law was nice to her daughter-in-law, and now… I’m speechless.]
[Heng Heng, don’t be foolish! Although I don’t know why your account wasn’t banned despite so many reports, doctors absolutely cannot reveal the gender of the fetus, it’s illegal!]
[I was wondering why she was so concerned about her daughter-in-law, turns out she’s concerned about whether the baby is a boy.]
[Seeing such an idiot early in the morning ruins my mood. Administrator, can you kick her out? Shouldn’t Doctor Wu Heng be doing a follow-up consultation with that female patient picking her belly button from the tertiary hospital two days ago?]

The netizens in the barrage comments were already cursing. The middle-aged woman became displeased. “You guys like girls, so our family can’t like boys? My son is the first graduate student in our village, what’s wrong with me wanting a grandson to inherit his excellent genes? You netizens just can’t stand seeing our family happy!”

Wu Heng didn’t quite understand the mindset of middle-aged women in this world.

In ancient times, women were the ones with true power, even Nuwa’s descendants were all female, a matriarchal society.

Wu Heng didn’t think having a penis made him particularly special.

The middle-aged woman seemed fixated. She held her phone tightly, bringing her face close to the camera, maximizing it, and asked urgently, “Doctor, I heard you also make ointments? Do you sell gender-changing pills? I want to buy them for my daughter-in-law! Our Wang family must have a boy!”

Some shrewd netizens in the live stream, hearing the old woman’s insistence on gender-changing pills, knew that she must already know the baby’s gender.

Wu Heng glanced at the timid young woman on the screen. “The pregnant woman and the fetus are both healthy. You should have your son come for a consultation instead.”

“Administrator, kick her out.”

He Yunxiao immediately kicked the woman out of the live stream, out of sight, out of mind.

[Heng Heng, well done, we can’t let this kind of person get what they want, gender-changing pills… is she crazy?]
[I think the old woman’s face changed, when she got close to the camera, oh my god, I thought I saw a ghost, it woke me up.]
[What did Wu Heng mean by asking her son to come for a consultation? Is her son sick?]
[With such a crazy mother, it wouldn’t be surprising if her son was driven to illness.]
[Next, next! I don’t want to see such an unpleasant patient anymore.]
[To everyone in the live stream, never take gender-changing pills, they’re harmful. The baby’s gender is determined at conception.]

Wu Heng connected with the next patient. This was a free clinic, so there were all sorts of patients, mostly with common, minor ailments.

Some didn’t even need medicine, Wu Heng just recommended a few foods for them to eat.

After Wu Heng mentioned the foods, he saw many netizens in the barrage comments listing the vitamins contained in those foods, explaining that it was to supplement vitamins.

The term “vitamin” was relatively unfamiliar to Wu Heng, it seemed to be a modern medical concept. He became even more interested in modern medicine.

Compared to the patients in Wu Heng’s previous live streams, each with stranger illnesses, a feast for the curious netizens, the patients in today’s free clinic were quite ordinary.

The number of viewers in the live stream actually decreased.

Wu Heng didn’t mind the temporary loss of viewers, but He Yunxiao was worried, sitting on the sofa, fidgeting, wondering if he should hold a lottery to liven up the atmosphere.

“Young Master, Young Master Shi from next door is here.”

He Yunxiao almost threw his iPad, but remembering that Shi Xuan was now his daughter’s second godfather, he asked the butler to invite him in.

Wu Heng connected with another netizen.

The camera revealed bunk beds in a room filled with feminine touches, seemingly a girls’ dormitory.

The girl explained, “We’re currently in our senior year of high school, attending supplementary classes at school.”

Wu Heng wondered, why didn’t he see He Yunxiao, Shi Xuan, Li Hao, and the others attending supplementary classes?

The girl carefully adjusted the camera, half of the screen showing the back of the girl sitting behind her, and whispered, “Doctor Wu Heng, I want to ask if you treat…hematuria?”

Wu Heng looked at the girl behind the camera and said, “The patient isn’t you, it’s your roommate.”

The girl nodded repeatedly. “Yes, yes, yes! It’s this roommate. I initially thought she had her period and accidentally dripped some blood by the toilet, but…”

“Who are you talking to?” Before the girl could finish, the roommate in question suddenly appeared.

Wang Qiang had been feeling very irritable lately, unable to even focus on her studies.

Her homeroom teacher had called her in for a private reprimand because she went to the bathroom too frequently during class.

But…but, she couldn’t help it.

Only during class, when there were fewer people in the restroom, could she use the men’s restroom.

Yes, Wang Qiang didn’t know what was wrong with her, she just wanted to use the men’s restroom!

Her roommate was startled and stammered, “Ah, I came back early that day and saw you using the restroom, you forgot to close the door, and I saw you…saw you…”

Wang Qiang’s face darkened. Seeing her roommates’ nervous and concerned expressions, she bit her lip and said to Wu Heng, “Are you a doctor? You look so young.”

“I don’t know why I like to pee standing up now. Yes, standing up, and there’s blood in my urine. Am I sick?”

Wu Heng looked at Wang Qiang’s pale face and suddenly said, “Send me your birth date, I’ll take your pulse.”

Hearing this, everyone was surprised.

[Holy crap, asking for her birth date and taking her pulse!! The only other person who got this treatment was He Yunxiao with the snake fetus, right? What’s wrong with this girl?]
[Shouldn’t hematuria be checked by a urologist? Maybe she should go to the hospital first and only come to Wu Heng if it can’t be cured?]
[Is it strange for a girl to pee standing up? I do it when I shower… I’m not sick.]
[This feels unusual, my gut tells me this is going to be interesting!]

Wang Qiang and her roommates were startled by the sudden surge in barrage comments and viewers. Why were there so many people?

They were busy with their studies and, although they knew Wu Heng was a recently popular streamer, they didn’t know much about him.

Wang Qiang felt uneasy and quickly sent her birth date to Wu Heng privately.

Just like with He Yunxiao, Wu Heng folded a small paper person, wrote Wang Qiang’s birth date and name on it, and took her pulse remotely using a thread.

Wu Heng was always quick in taking pulses. He already had a diagnosis in mind, taking her pulse was just to confirm.

Wang Qiang, seeing Wu Heng withdraw his hand from the paper person, asked nervously, “Doctor Wu Heng, what, what’s wrong with me? I shouldn’t have any major problems, just stress from school, right?”

Wu Heng gave his diagnosis: “Nothing much, just an extra two ounces of flesh down there.”