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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 50p1


Chapter 50 Part 1

Everyone was dumbfounded. Uh…

One was the qing of soaring high (云直上), the other was the qing of peace and prosperity (海晏河).

Li Hao, shamelessly speaking before He Yunxiao could, said, “They have the same pronunciation, whose fault is it? Blame Old Man Zhao’s father for not adding the three dots water radical to his name!”

Wang Dong and his lackeys immediately nodded, saying to the furious Zhao grandson, “Exactly, blame your great-grandfather for choosing the wrong character.”

Even He Yunxiao and the others only knew the pronunciation, not the specific characters. Could they blame Wu Heng? Of course not! He hadn’t even finished elementary school, learning to write on his own, wasn’t that difficult enough?

He Yunxiao then realized something wasn’t quite right. The dying professor he visited at the faculty apartment earlier seemed to have that name…

Zhao’s grandson, a junior high student, couldn’t argue with these shameless high school seniors and could only wail angrily, “You bastards! Taking the money and not doing the job! I want my grandpa! I want my grandpa to stay with me!”

The Southeast Asian practitioner hid in the shadows, this wasn’t his fault!

The wind blew the yellow paper, revealing the birth date behind the name “Zhao Qingyun” (with the three dots water radical).

“That’s not my grandpa’s birth date! You took the money and did something for someone else, you bastard!” Zhao’s grandson, seeing the live footage, as if having caught Wu Heng red-handed, shouted and jumped up and down.

Not only did he not do his job, he even used the money to do something for someone else.

Did he even know how much this drone light show cost?! Seven figures!

Zhao’s grandson, meeting Shi Xuan’s cold gaze, immediately cowered.

Wu Heng wasn’t embarrassed at being exposed at all, smiling, “So, why did the lanterns light up for someone else’s birth date, but not for Mr. Zhao’s?”

Was this… fate?

Three attempts at the Sky Lantern Ritual, the first two failing inexplicably, and this time, the Big Dipper formation, bright moon in the sky, the candlelight faint but steady.

Zhao Qingyun felt a surge of resentment and indignation. He had dedicated his life to philanthropy, and now, at the end, he wasn’t even acknowledged, some unknown person’s name shining brightly in the sky, the lanterns burning steadily. How could he accept this?!

“Return the money! You cheated our family! Return the money!” Zhao’s grandson yelled at Wu Heng angrily.

Wu Heng said, “What money? I did work. Mr. Zhao should even thank me, using his money to light sky lanterns for Professor Zhao, reducing his suffering in the afterlife, a blessing.”

That half-baked practitioner from Southeast Asia, did he even know how to perform the Sky Lantern Ritual properly? He was just greedy for the money, and if those sky lanterns caused a fire, it would only add to his sins.

“Doctor Wu, how will his suffering be reduced?” He Yunxiao asked curiously.

Matters of the underworld were mysterious, both terrifying and intriguing.

Of course, when climbing the ninety-nine levels of the Mountain of Knives barefoot, he only had to climb ninety-eight and a half.

But Wu Heng used an analogy He Yunxiao and his friends could understand. “When facing execution, instead of two bullets, it’s just one.”

He Yunxiao and the others were speechless. Holy crap…

What was the difference between two bullets and one? Both were fatal!

Wu Heng chuckled. This old man Zhao, although having cheated those poor families and fraudulently bought lifespan, had also genuinely done good deeds, otherwise, with the resources of Beijing University of Science and Technology, a drone light show wouldn’t have been a problem.

“Heaven is unfair! So unfair!” Zhao Qingyun gasped, his voice filled with grief and despair.

“Grandpa, please don’t go,” his grandson cried, throwing himself into his arms, and a glimmer of warmth appeared in Zhao Qingyun’s cloudy, dying eyes.

At least, in his final moments, he was with his beloved grandson. Perhaps this grandson had his flaws, perhaps he was spoiled, but their bond was real.

Those refund requests were probably being processed. His vision blurred as he saw two figures surrounded by black mist.

The black-robed figure behind them radiated Yin qi, its face grim.

A white figure ran swiftly ahead, wearing a patched white jacket, like Usain Bolt sprinting.

“Black… Black and White Impermanence?” Zhao Qingyun murmured.

There were many folk tales, and he knew they were colleagues.

So, even colleagues in the underworld didn’t get along. White Impermanence seemed much less successful than Black Impermanence, even his uniform was patched.

But why did White Impermanence have a shadow?

“Doctor Chen? What are you doing here?” Li Hao asked, surprised, seeing the sprinting young man.

Ignoring Li Hao, Chen Zhao scrambled to Wu Heng, clutching his clothes, panting, and crying, “I can’t do it! I can’t hold him off any longer! Doctor Wu, please help!”

Zhao Qingyun’s mind struggled to process this. So he wasn’t dead yet. One was indeed an Yin messenger, but the other was a living person!

Wu Heng, seeing the Yin messenger’s furious expression as he approached, asked, “What did you do?”

Unless they were dying, ordinary people with strong Yang qi couldn’t see Yin messengers. He Yunxiao and the others only felt a chill and instinctively rubbed their arms, then moved away from Shi Xuan, who was emanating Yin qi again.

Shi Xuan: “?”

The black-robed Yin messenger, carrying his “No Entry for the Living” lantern, thinking Wu Heng was an ordinary practitioner, glared at him, his ghostly pale face almost touching Wu Heng’s, and pointed at Chen Zhao, his voice chillingly cold,

‘He… stole my money!’

Wu Heng: “…?”

The Yin messenger was also shocked. There was actually a Taoist doctor in the human world who dared to steal from an Yin messenger!

He had a good assignment tonight, escorting the children of a meritorious person to guide Zhao Qingyun to the underworld. But Professor Zhao was still clinging to life with his strong will, and the Beijing Yin messenger wasn’t in a hurry, guiding a meritorious person was worth more than a hundred ordinary souls.

He had been waiting patiently when a trembling Taoist doctor approached him, wanting to chat.

They had been discussing underworld currency when the Taoist doctor suddenly snatched his money and ran!

The Yin messenger, stunned for a moment, then abandoned Zhao Qingyun’s children and chased after Chen Zhao, that was his hard-earned money!

‘Give me back my money!’

Wu Heng, speechless, immediately took the money from Chen Zhao and returned it to the Yin messenger.

Wu Heng: “Have you always wanted to steal from an Yin messenger? What do you even need this money for?”

Chen Zhao said awkwardly, “It wasn’t like that! I’ve never seen bills that large before! My hands were faster than my brain! He was chasing me, I had to run! Besides, this was the only way to stall him!”

What else could he talk about with an Yin messenger? The weather? Wu Heng didn’t seem straight, but he was!

The Yin messenger cursed, ‘Money down there is worse than Zimbabwean dollars! You’re inhuman!’

He Yunxiao and the others finally realized who had arrived.

Glancing at the blurry black mist and the unsettling Shi Xuan, they instinctively moved closer to Shi Xuan.

Shi Xuan: “…?”

The Yin messenger, still fuming, was about to return to Professor Zhao when his tablet in the lantern beeped ominously.

He took it out, his already grim expression turning even darker as he read the message, then looked up at the sky.

In the night sky, the drones were still performing their light show, the Big Dipper formation burning brightly.

Someone in the human world had performed the Sky Lantern Ritual to extend Zhao Qingyun’s life.

Few practitioners in the human world were capable of such a feat. He must have encountered a powerful one, his luck was truly terrible.

‘Damn it, who lit those lanterns and added to my workload? Making me run here for nothing,’ the Yin messenger cursed.

He came here excitedly to escort a meritorious person, and now his superiors were telling him to wait, and he had even been robbed by a Taoist priest, no less!

A wasted trip.

Wu Heng, feeling slightly guilty, said quickly, “Master Yin Messenger, it wasn’t a wasted trip, not at all.”

Wu Heng pointed at the dying Zhao Qingyun in bed. “Take him, he’s also ‘zhaoqingyun,’ just missing the three dots water radical.”

Zhao Qingyun’s eyes widened in shock.

They were here for him, he was leaving… even the few months of lifespan he bought were refunded, his time was up.


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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