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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 73p2


Chapter 73 Part 2

Lai Jun corrected himself, ‘… I mean… I’ll go on a business trip. Escort that dog you mentioned.’

He had thought about this carefully.

Wu Heng often provided him with merit points, offending him was unwise. Besides, after receiving so many favors, how could he refuse a simple request? And this would also earn him brownie points with his superiors.

And… Wasn’t Wu Heng worried about him being affected by the Nuo opera festival?

This business trip was a perfect excuse.

As Lai Jun confirmed the address and location, ready to report to his superiors, a knock on Wu Heng’s door.

Lai Jun, staring intently at the door, his voice excited, ‘Wu Heng, I knew there were hidden benefits! Is there another spirit in your house, one with strong Yin qi, for me to escort?

He could smell the incredibly strong Yin qi, even stronger than in the court of Yama.

Then he felt nervous, he might not be powerful enough to handle it.

Wu Heng went to open the door, Shi Xuan, his hair slightly disheveled, standing outside, looking at the Yin messenger inside. “Where’s the bathroom?”

Wu Heng pointed towards the hallway, “Down the hall on the second floor. You’re up? Didn’t you use the bathroom last night?”

Shi Xuan glanced at the Yin messenger, “No.”

Lai Jun, also observing Shi Xuan, such a heavy Yin aura, never before on a living person, he felt breathless, averting his gaze from Shi Xuan’s cold eyes.

He quickly jumped out the window, ‘I’ll be going now.’

Shi Xuan’s icy fingers traced the residual Yin qi on the windowsill as he turned to Wu Heng, “That ghost often climbs through your window?”

Wu Heng: “Occasionally, he’s an Yin messenger.”

Shi Xuan: “Yin messengers are still ghosts. We’re different.”

Wu Heng looked at Shi Xuan’s aura, far heavier than the Yin messenger’s, and smiled, “You’re right. I’ll place some protective herbs on the windowsill after dawn.”

“You and I… we’re the same.”

A smile flickered in Shi Xuan’s cold eyes, his gaze lingering on Wu Heng’s bed, the pink floral sheets and fluffy blankets.

“It’s still early, go back to sleep,” he said, leaving.

Shi Xuan gently closed the door and went to his own room across the hall.

Wu Heng climbed back into his comfortable bed and fell asleep, his exhaustion finally catching up to him.

When You Jin arrived, Shi Xuan had already opened the clinic, not in the pharmacy, but watering the flowerbed.

You Jin nodded approvingly, this young master from Beijing was quite diligent.

While checking the appointment book, he asked, “Young Master Shi, I heard you’re classmates with those other young men from Beijing, when are you going back to school?”

Shi Xuan: “In two days.”

After the incident, the school had invited practitioners from the Xuanmen for rituals but couldn’t close for too long.

You Jin, initially wanting to showcase his culinary skills, thought better of it, this young master from Beijing might be scared off. He asked Zhou Yi, who was out for morning reading, to bring some breakfast.

Zhou Yi brought back several bowls of rice noodles, figuring Wu Heng would sleep in.

The usually quiet morning was filled with the chatter of tourists outside.

You Jin, slurping his noodles, asked, “Second Uncle’s guesthouse is fully booked, right?”

Zhou Yi, eating beef slices from his rice noodle bowl, nodded. “Yes, a strange patient arrived last night and insisted on staying at Second Uncle’s guesthouse. He reportedly read online that it was Chengde Medical Clinic’s official inpatient department, scared my grandfather.”

Second Uncle’s guesthouse was just a hundred meters away from the clinic.

Chen Zhao, squatting outside with his bowl, watching the “inpatient department,” thought, quite a few people.

Besides the passengers from the cruise, many patients with strange illnesses.

Patients meant money!

He slurped his noodles, another day wanting to switch masters.

The passengers who contracted diseases from playing with ghosts hadn’t come to Nan Nuo but, as instructed, went to a tertiary hospital in Beijing to wait for the practitioner Wu Heng arranged.

Chen Zhao, afraid his slowpoke master wouldn’t make it in time and miss this opportunity, called him.

“Master, are you packed? Ready to go to Beijing?”

The old man: “I’m here.”

Chen Zhao: “Where?”

The old man: “At the hospital.”

Chen Zhao: “…”

A chip off the old block! He thought his master was still packing, and he was already at the hospital!

Money truly was a motivator. His fifty thousand was secured, hehe.

Hearing the hospital sounds in the background, Chen Zhao said, “Master, I want to switch masters.”

His master immediately exploded. “You unfilial wretch! You’re obsessed with money! What nonsense! Aren’t you afraid of being ridiculed?!”

Chen Zhao: “I’ll bring you with me.”

The old man paused. “… Disciple, that’s not appropriate…”

Chen Zhao clicked his tongue. See?


Chengde Medical Clinic’s live stream last night was a hit. It was probably Wu Heng’s longest stream yet, over six hours, and all for a dog.

Pet owners were discussing Hei Tan, others were shocked by the practitioners who could forge birth charts.

Qingfeng Temple gained even more popularity. The Goddess of Childbirth truly granted wishes, and the master, personally endorsed by the Zhang Tianjun couple, was a skilled practitioner who could locate children using their birth dates!

Influencers flocked to Qingfeng Temple, their videos showing the crowds, mostly couples trying to conceive.

Zhang Da Yong and his family also met the current master, the former master’s disciple.

The master, seeing the black dog sitting patiently at the entrance, avoiding the crowd, said to Zhang Da Yong, “Humans and animals are different. Restoring your birth chart requires calculations and an auspicious time. The day after tomorrow, during the You hour (5-7 p.m.), will be suitable.”

Zhang Da Yong agreed, then asked, “And the ritual for Hei Tan, Master?”

The master smiled, “The ritual for your dog is simpler, we can do it in the back room anytime.”

He gave them a list of items to prepare.

Zhang Da Yong, his eyes red-rimmed, decided to send Hei Tan off first before dealing with his family matters.

This dog had been loyal for over forty years, he could prioritize its affairs.

His family didn’t object, immediately starting the preparations.

By the afternoon, the back room of Qingfeng Temple was ready, and the master, dressed in his Taoist robes, began the ritual.

Woof?” Hei Tan, its ears perked, paced around uneasily, a slight breeze in the enclosed space.

It felt lighter, a sense of freedom as the invisible shackles that bound it were removed.

Its simple mind couldn’t process much, but it knew it was time to leave, and it nuzzled Zhang Da Yong anxiously, whimpering.

Zhang Da Yong, his face wet with tears, hugged the restless dog tightly, his bearded chin resting on its head, his voice choked with emotion, “Hei Tan, it’s time to go. It’s not that I don’t want you anymore.”

The master, watching the incense at the window extinguish and a shadow appear, bowed respectfully.

“The Yin messenger is here.”

Zhang Da Yong wiped his tears, turned towards the shadowy figure, and cried, “Master, please, take good care of Hei Tan, these are for you.”

They burnt the offerings they had prepared, joss paper, gold ingots folded as instructed by Wu Heng, paper horses, even paper dog food, a feast.

Lai Jun, sifting through the useless offerings, picked out some usable joss paper and two decent-looking ingots and put them into his lantern. He looked at the scared dog, his gaze softening slightly, ‘Let’s go.’

He had to go back for his next assignment.

Woof, woof, woof?” Hei Tan whined, clinging to Zhang Da Yong, unwilling to leave. His master could finally see him, why did he have to go?

“Go, we’ll prepare your new home,” Zhang Da Yong hugged Hei Tan tightly, “A dog house, a warm bed, all the meaty bones you can eat.”

“We’ll meet again.”

Hei Tan looked at Zhang Da Yong, then at the Yin messenger, and seemed to understand.

Lai Jun found a rope, tied it around Hei Tan’s neck. ‘Let’s go, early departure, faster reincarnation.’

Zhang Da Yong watched as Hei Tan left, its wagging tail disappearing from sight.

A single black dog hair drifted down, landing in his palm, and he cried again.

By dusk, the visitors left Qingfeng Temple.

Zhang Da Yong, wiping his tears, sent a message to Chengde Medical Clinic.

[Sky High Nails (Follow-up): Doctor Wu, Hei Tan left a single hair.]

Perhaps it was the residual magic of the fox fur, but only he could see the hair. He felt he would lose even this eventually.

[Chengde Medical Clinic: Hold the hair, close your eyes, and walk five hundred steps south. You’ll see the mother dog Hei Tan will be born into.]

Zhang Da Yong, although confused, followed Wu Heng’s instructions.

Supported by his family, he walked south, counting his steps.

“497, 498, 499, 500.” As he finished, he heard a weak bark and opened his eyes.

A skinny, pregnant dog had emerged from the bushes behind Qingfeng Temple, wagging its tail weakly, begging for food.

Zhang Da Yong was suddenly reminded of a small, scared black puppy he found by the roadside as a child.

He squatted down with a piece of bread, just like back then, “Want to come home with me?”

When his puppy opened its eyes again, not only would its loving owner be there, but also its mother and its siblings.

A sweet life, this time.


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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isabis
isabis
4 months ago

🥲

meimei
3 days ago

all this story does is make me cry🥲

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