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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 86p2


Chapter 86 Part 2

Wu Heng was surprised. “What? I never agreed to a press conference.”

You Jin showed him the announcement. It wasn’t just rumors, several official accounts had posted about it.

You Jin, puzzled, “Who? Which medical expert has the same surname as you? ‘Wu’ isn’t a common surname.”

Wu Heng looked at the news and had a suspicion.

“Doesn’t matter who, it’s a good thing,” You Jin, ever the optimist, said, remembering something else, “Uncle Wu Su called earlier, he’s arriving this afternoon, taking the high-speed train to the provincial capital, then a bus to town. I’ll go pick him up.”

Then he added with admiration, “Xiao Heng, I could never reach him when he was at the Shi residence, he must have been a very dedicated worker!”

Wu Heng twitched the corner of his lips, his father, a slacker playing video games all day, only diligent in cursing his boss inwardly.

Wu Heng looked at the time, did a practice exam from Jiaming High School – they had bought a printer for the clinic – then started his live stream.

As soon as he went online, Chen Ying and her husband showered him with gifts.

Chen Ying had a dream, a foggy dreamscape where she couldn’t see Nie Wei, but she knew she was there.

Nie Wei said she had a court date in a few days, the defense lawyer, saying the underworld’s stance was harsh, the village, with its strong Yin energy, amplifying her resentment, her actions understandable, they could try to reduce her sentence.

The defense lawyer was an Yin messenger hired by Wu Heng.

Chen Ying, after waking up, wanting to show her gratitude, immediately sent gifts, becoming his top supporter.

Even his birthday gift was already on its way.

Wu Heng thanked her, then announced, “Today is free clinic day, I’ll be online until dusk, anyone in need, please connect.”

Babies crying incessantly, people always cold, insomnia, all sorts of ailments, Wu Heng patiently diagnosed them, prescribing remedies privately.

[Many seem to have… supernatural ailments, tainted by Yin qi.]

[Yes, last time, there were more normal illnesses. I remember that green skin guy, it was just his underwear dye, this time, all exorcism remedies and whatnot.]
[Is this a supernatural apocalypse?! Can’t we stop it?]
[So the vaccine does work. Those seeking exorcism haven’t been vaccinated. I want my shot!]
[+1. We ordinary people will be the victims once these things escape!]

Wu Heng took a sip of water, then listed three thousand handmade masks for sale. A young woman with short hair, two cute hair clips, wearing a pale yellow coat, appeared on screen.

“Hello, Doctor Wu… my phone’s reception has been terrible lately,” her voice faint and intermittent.

Wu Heng, putting down his teacup, “I’ll adjust the network.”

With Shi Xuan still at school, he could only use the wristband and a formation to enhance the connection.

[Huh? Grayscale again?]
[As a family member of a G4044 passenger, this grayscale gives me a bad premonition.]

[This lady’s complexion is terrible. She looks so… tired.]

[Reminds me of Tang Xueshan…]

Wu Heng looked at the comments, “She’s only twenty-five. Don’t call her “Auntie” or “Lady.”

The netizens were shocked, she looked forty!

The young woman was suddenly happy, her voice clearer now, but then a coughing fit, “The connection is better! Thank you!”

Wu Heng: “What’s your ailment?”

The young woman hesitated. “Doctor Wu, it doesn’t matter what’s wrong with me. I just wanted to ask…”

She seemed to find it difficult to speak.

The netizens were getting impatient when she finally continued, “I read a news report saying that the drone light show in Beijing was actually a life-extending ritual you performed for Professor Zhao. I wanted to know… if there’s a way to… live longer?”

Wu Heng was immediately suspicious, “What news report?”

She hadn’t expected that question.

“The… official news?”

The media had been praising Professor Zhao’s miraculous recovery, thirteen more years of life, a blessing from heaven.

[??? What official news? Weren’t those just rumors and speculation online?]

[Doctor Wu was rewarded, but it wasn’t officially stated that it was for extending someone’s lifespan, right? The government hasn’t even acknowledged the existence of supernatural incidents.]

[Where did this girl even read this fake news? And besides, Professor Zhao is a national hero, how can she even ask for the same treatment?]

The woman continued, “I’m a teacher at Hezipo Town Middle School. I feel… like I’m dying… but my students have the college entrance exams next June, so… I was wondering if there’s a way to… last until then…”

February was Lunar New Year, less than six months.

Zhou Fenghua was a young teacher, twenty-five years old, used to be vibrant and stylish, but she was aging rapidly, now resembling a woman in her forties, a local who returned after her education.

Hezipo Town Middle School was the best in town, both male and female students, some from wealthier families, others from the surrounding villages.

She was an English teacher, her class of sixty students calling her “Sister Zhou.”

She had been feeling unwell lately, her students constantly urging her to see a doctor, even that Zhou Yi, the boy who was possessed and jumped off the building, scaring the entire school, had earnestly told her to visit Chengde Medical Clinic, but she had too many papers to grade, so an online consultation.

Wu Heng, hearing “Hezipo Town Middle School,” asked, “Zhou Yi sent you?”

Zhou Fenghua nodded.

Wu Heng nodded inwardly, Zhou Yi, his name given by his grandfather, having spent time with him, had become more sensitive to these things.

She said with a wry smile, “Doctor Wu, am I being… delusional?”

Wu Heng shook his head. “Why do you feel like you’re dying, Teacher Zhou?”

She didn’t know, but the feeling had been growing stronger lately, “I… smell like a rotting corpse, insects crawl on me and… bite me… when I’m grading papers, and I’m always tired, I just want to sleep… and never wake up…”

Wu Heng: “What kind of smell?”

Zhou Fenghua: “Like dead rats… dozens of them, rotting in the winter…”

[Is she exaggerating? Wouldn’t people around her notice? That’s not just body odor.]

[As someone afraid of bugs, the word she used – ken shi (gnaw/devour), not yao (bite), is terrifying!]
[I’m a forensic examiner, and this sounds… I might be overthinking it, but…]
[+1, I must be seeing things.]

Wu Heng: “Those insects are called burying beetles, they feed on carrion. Good friends with forensic examiners.”

Everyone was shocked, vaguely understanding his implication.

Seeing her stunned silence, knowing she wouldn’t believe it, Wu Heng continued, “If you don’t mind, Teacher Zhou, I’ll teach you a pain-numbing spell, then you use a pair of tweezers.”

Zhou Fenghua immediately went to get a pair of sterilized tweezers. Wu Heng then shared the incantation in the live stream.

[?? No private message, teaching everyone? Can we use it too?]

[I’m in labor, on my way to the hospital! Can I use this for childbirth? I know they have epidurals now, but it still hurts before then!]
[Is this a one-time use spell? That’s why he’s sharing it? Or can everyone use it?]

Wu Heng smiled, “Everyone can use it. It’s an ancient technique from Zhu Youshu, to alleviate pain, but not entirely. And use it only when necessary. If you misuse it, it might not work when you truly need it, use it with respect.”

[Thank you, Doctor Wu! I think my period cramps are less painful now, not sure if it’s psychological.]

[As long as it works! Free pain relief! Who cares if it’s not 100% effective.]

[I won’t abuse it then, thank you! Such a valuable technique, I’ll send a small gift.]

[This isn’t good, teaching everyone pain relief magic. Is this foreshadowing something?]

Wu Heng looked at Zhou Fenghua, “Ready?”

She chanted the spell silently, her eyes closed, and pinched a piece of skin with the tweezers, feeling the sharp metal pierce her flesh, the pain slight, but a strange wriggling sensation inside.

Wu Heng said firmly, “Pull.”

She pulled, a maggot, covered in pus and blood, wriggling between the tweezers.

[Aaaaa! I’m afraid of bugs! Bye!]
[I’m a forensic examiner, and judging by her symptoms and that maggot, she’s practically a walking corpse.]
[I almost fainted, never seen a maggot up close before.]

“A maggot? In my… body?” Zhou Fenghua dropped the tweezers, staring at the maggot as it wriggled on the floor.

How could a living person have maggots?!

What… what was she? Not human.

“Am I… a ghost?”

Wu Heng shook his head. “A living corpse.”


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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