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Chapter 82: Spoiled Wife, Fox Spirit

Chen Shuo suddenly wanted to come over, Li Ge just thought it was a joke.

Because he found that his secretly horny wife was sometimes quite despicable. Take that WeChat message just now, he was deliberately cursing Li Erdi to be wasted, and he even added a kissy face emoji at the end, how despicable and strange was that?

Li Ge was too lazy to deal with Chen Shuo. He would just let him be for now and slowly educate him after tonight.

After eating the zha jiang mian, it was still early. He turned on the TV to find a movie and noticed the TV series category. He casually asked Ms. Min, “Mom, do you watch palace dramas?”

“Anything is fine.” Min Lanshu remembered something and asked her son, “I remember you invested in a movie last year, how did it do?”

“…” The movie’s theme was sensitive, so Li Ge couldn’t say. He directly found Chen Shuo’s favorite “Empresses in the Palace” and played it for his mom. As he was about to go to the gym, he suddenly thought this was a good opportunity to test the waters.

So he sat back down on the sofa and started to be mysterious, “It was released at the end of last year, but you probably can’t accept the theme. I invested in it to enter the movie market.”

Min Lanshu: “What theme?”

“It’s about a story between two men,” Li Ge observed his mother’s expression without changing his own, “A director came to me with the script, and I thought it was pretty good after reading it, very artistic.”

“Two men?” Min Lanshu looked at her son and asked, “Homosexuality?”

“Mom, it’s superficial to just say homosexuality like that.” Li Ge explained from the audience’s perspective, “I think it’s a love that transcends gender, an exchange between two souls. It’s not about the homosexual community, it’s mainly about thinking about human nature, about the perception of love, and this ‘love’ is not a superficial love, it’s a powerful spiritual motivation.”

Hearing her son’s rambling, Min Lanshu said, “Isn’t that still homosexuality?”

“…” Li Ge knew that communication was impossible, it was obvious his own mother rejected homosexuality.

He stood up helplessly, “This movie has a profound meaning, it really has nothing to do with homosexuality, otherwise, would I have invested in it? Mom, you watch TV, I’m going to work out.”

Min Lanshu looked at her son’s back, lost in thought.

The attempt to test the waters failed. Li Ge had a headache and was worried. He went into the gym, took out his phone from his pocket, and opened WeChat. Seeing no movement in the pinned window, he took the initiative and took pictures of the equipment in the gym one by one and sent them to Chen Shuo.

And a note: [Look at your husband’s gym, I told you to come over and you wouldn’t, you had to go outside and seduce sluts. How much have I done for you? When my mom goes back, you come here to work out, you hear me?]

Putting down his phone, Li Ge was about to take off his pants when he remembered he was still wearing his thong. He had gotten used to it all afternoon, and it was actually quite comfortable.

He took it off, hid it in his pocket, changed into a set of sportswear and sneakers, warmed up, and then went straight to the dumbbell area, leaning forward and grabbing a dumbbell with his left hand. His right hand wound hadn’t healed properly, so he could only train a little.

Just this one exercise had several sets of movements. Li Ge now couldn’t help but want to exercise whenever he had time. In terms of arm strength, he absolutely couldn’t lose to his wife.

Thinking of going to see his wife tonight, he trained on and off. After an hour, he went out and saw that Ms. Min was still sitting on the sofa watching “Empresses in the Palace.”

It was ruined, she couldn’t be addicted, could she?

“Mom, why are you still watching?”

“Oh, this drama is really good, I’ve heard of it for a long time, but I’ve never watched it.” Min Lanshu was watching with great interest, “Don’t bother me, you go take a shower.”

“…” Li Ge almost went crazy. He fumbled in his pocket and then went back to the gym to find his phone. He opened WeChat and found that Chen Shuo had replied to him, half an hour ago.

Wife: [Xiao Bao’er, tell me when your mom is asleep.]

Li Ge felt something was wrong and quickly replied to Chen Shuo: [You’re not really coming over, are you?]

Wife: [Yes, I’m waiting for you downstairs, don’t rush.]

Seeing Chen Shuo’s quick reply, Li Ge was shocked. So it wasn’t a joke? Fuck, this dog was always giving him all sorts of messy little surprises, he must be allergic to romance.

He couldn’t help but curse: [You quiet one, you’re like a fool. This is not how you give a surprise, so fucking funny.]

Wife: [You said come if you have the guts.]

“…” Li Ge was impressed. He couldn’t wait to go downstairs and kiss his foolish wife to death. He had been here for half an hour and didn’t tell him, sitting alone in the car, wasn’t that foolish? How could he sit still?

He finally replied: [You have guts, I’ll go down and fuck your mouth in a bit!]

Back in the living room, Li Ge first accompanied Ms. Min to watch a bit of the TV series, but his heart was elsewhere, already with his wife, how could he watch?

“Xiao Bao’er,” Min Lanshu pointed to the TV screen and casually asked her son, “Do you think this Consort Hua is beautiful, or that Zhen Huan from just now?”

Li Ge was out of it and didn’t feel anything for either of them. It wasn’t that his mom hadn’t asked him this before, he hadn’t thought much of it and replied perfunctorily, “They’re both beautiful.”

Min Lanshu: “If you were to choose one to be your wife, which one would you choose?”

Fortunately, Li Ge had watched “Empresses in the Palace” last year and knew that both Consort Hua and Zhen Huan were ruthless characters. He shook his head and refused, “I wouldn’t dare to have either of them.”

Min Lanshu didn’t ask further.

Another ten minutes later, Li Ge really couldn’t hold it in anymore and found an excuse to persuade, “Mom, you’ve been tired all day, you should go to bed early. I’ll turn off the TV first, I’ll watch with you tomorrow.”

Min Lanshu followed her son’s arrangement and went back to the guest room.

The major issue was resolved. Li Ge hurriedly went to the gym to get his changed clothes, went back to his room to take a shower, and no matter how anxious he was, he patiently washed himself from inside out, then beautifully put on his thong and changed into a vest and cool shorts that wouldn’t affect his business.

Then it was just waiting.

Li Ge missed his wife so much that he chatted with Chen Shuo on WeChat, completely unaware of what was going on in the guest room at this time.

In the guest room, Min Lanshu was burning with anxiety. She whispered to her husband on the phone, “This child is not right now. Yesterday when I came, he hugged me and said he was uncomfortable, he hasn’t acted coquettishly with me for so many years, and then he was grinning foolishly at his phone. He was also absent-minded when we were watching TV together just now. I think he’s been stimulated, a bit abnormal. I asked him which consort he wanted to marry as his wife, and he didn’t like any of them.”

Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone was also burning with anxiety after hearing this. He quickly calmed down and first comforted his wife, not to act rashly, and advised her to calm down, instructing, “If Xiao Bao’er doesn’t take the initiative to speak, we can’t force him. I’ll go over tomorrow, you can’t panic, wife, go to sleep.”

Min Lanshu quickly stopped her husband, “Don’t rush over, what if you scare Xiao Bao’er? Maybe I’m overthinking it, I’ll observe for a while longer, sigh, this child…”

Hearing his wife sigh, Li Yunshan was still worried and wanted to go over, but was repeatedly told by his wife not to startle the snake, lest he scare his precious son.


The evening breeze was a bit cooler, dispersing the heat of the day.

Under the night sky, Li Ge immediately found the familiar black Mercedes. Seeing the back of the car facing him, the corners of his lips couldn’t help but lift. This big, secretly horny person was really secretly horny.

He quickly went over and opened the back door. Seeing Chen Shuo sitting in the back seat, he grinned, showing a mouthful of white teeth, and teased, “Other people’s cars are facing forward for convenience, why is your car facing the green belt? Are you planning to do something sneaky?”

Hearing Li Ge’s smiling voice, Chen Shuo said, “I’m not planning to do anything.”

“Pretender, don’t be so serious with me.” It was dark in the car. Li Ge moved his legs and found that Chen Shuo had adjusted both the front and back seats, making the space wider, convenient for him…

“Oh, you’re good.” He couldn’t hold it in anymore and rushed over, straddling Chen Shuo’s lap, hugging his wife and kissing him wildly, like a woodpecker, pecking at Chen Shuo’s face and lips, kissing and saying, “Why are you so secretly horny? Did you bring lube? If not, use your tongue, stick it out, let me kiss it.”

Chen Shuo wasn’t pretending, he just wanted to hug his little treasure, but his little treasure was too wild, so he had to make preparations in advance.

He held Li Ge’s waist tightly with one arm and kissed him back, his other hand accurately pinching Li Ge’s butt cheek, and slapped it lightly, then pulled back a little and said, “You’re the one who wants to do something sneaky.”

“Turning the tables on me again.” Li Ge laughed, “Weren’t you the one who came to find me? But you’re right, I’m here to steal my wife’s chicken, where’s the dog?”

“Slap!” A crisp slap sounded.

“If you’re going to be wild again,” Chen Shuo rubbed and pinched Li Ge, “I’ll hit you.”

Li Ge was so satisfied with the slap that he kissed Chen Shuo’s lips hard again, “Wife, you gave me such a surprise, I’ll give you a surprise too.” After speaking, he grabbed the hand on his butt and guided it into his loose and cool shorts.

It was too dark in the car for Chen Shuo to see Li Ge’s face, he could only hear his sexy breathing and light-hearted teasing. His fingertips touched the fine and intricate texture of the lace, and a faint itch spread from his fingertips. He squeezed the smooth butt cheek with his palm, wanting to say something but didn’t, instead, he forcefully blocked Li Ge’s lips with a kiss, swallowing his teasing breath and low laughter.

Feeling Chen Shuo’s passion, Li Ge instantly became aroused and was soon dazed by the kiss, forgetting the harsh words he had said on WeChat, only caring about being with his wife.

Late at night, a suppressed groan of pain erupted from the car.

Chen Shuo gave up, he hadn’t come over for this kind of thing in the first place. He sat up again, pulled Li Ge onto his lap, and kissed him with a heartache, “Let’s not do it.”

“Fuck,” although both his front and back had been satisfied by Chen Shuo’s mouth, Chen Erdi was still the main event. Li Ge was unhappy again, “It didn’t even hurt that much, who told you not to bring lube?”

Chanting scriptures last night didn’t work. Afraid of having insomnia again tonight, Chen Shuo just wanted to come over and hug Li Ge, listen to him talk, and then go back to have a good sleep.

He kissed Li Ge’s lips again and coaxed, “We’ll do it properly next time, be good.”

“This is your fault,” Li Ge didn’t hold back when he should be wronged, putting all the blame on Chen Shuo, “Do you know that if you don’t cultivate the land, it will be barren for a year? You ran so far away, you didn’t come back for dozens of days, if we don’t cultivate and sow deeply again, it will really be wasted. I’ve become like this because of you. I used a small toy and you still told me off, you got angry with me, it’s just that I love you, I’m too lazy to argue with you.”

The small space was filled with Li Ge’s scent. Listening to Li Ge’s chatter, Chen Shuo felt satisfied, enjoying this moment of warmth.

When he heard Li Ge naturally say those three words, his throat suddenly tightened. The words that were usually hidden in his heart rushed to his lips uncontrollably, and he had a strong desire to confide, to tell Li Ge how much he liked his current life, and how much he was afraid of losing everything he had now.

Li Ge was already everything to Chen Shuo, the only reason for him to live.

“Xiao Bao’er,” Chen Shuo hugged Li Ge tightly, buried his face in Li Ge’s neck, and said very lightly and slowly, “don’t leave me.”

“…” Li Ge was stunned for a moment, then immediately hugged Chen Shuo tightly, his palm cupping the fluffy head on his neck, and he rubbed and caressed it, comforting his wife, “What are you thinking? How could I possibly leave you? It’s more likely that you’ll leave me. Don’t worry, wife, I’ll definitely marry you.”

Chen Shuo mumbled a “hmm.”

Hearing the strange grievance, and usually either acting like a robot or going crazy, Li Ge had never seen Chen Shuo like this, not sure how many little thoughts the quiet one was hiding. If this side was just the tip of the iceberg, then it would be fun.

He suddenly became excited and took the opportunity to tease Chen Shuo, “Wife, do you love me?”

After a few seconds, the head on his neck rubbed against him. Li Ge’s neck was a bit itchy from the rubbing, and he heard a muffled “hmm,” his wife was being shy.

The corners of his mouth immediately lifted, and his eyes and brows curved with excitement. He held back his laughter and continued to tease Chen Shuo, “You love me and you’re still not willing to say a few nice words? Say it once for me to hear.”

Before two seconds had passed, a low “husband” floated into Li Ge’s ears, like a gentle evening breeze, blowing into his heart and disrupting its rhythm. His chest suddenly became extremely hot, and his heart pounded non-stop. It wasn’t that he hadn’t had this feeling before, but it had never been as strong as today, so hot that his heart felt like it was about to explode.

“Fuck, my heart is about to explode.”

Li Ge lifted Chen Shuo’s head, wanting to see his face clearly in the dim light. His gaze was like a burning fire, fervent and wild, staring at Chen Shuo and questioning, “Are you a fox spirit, huh? You’re even acting coquettishly with me, where did you learn this? You’ve got me so hooked that I can’t leave you, I miss you as soon as we’re apart.”

Chen Shuo felt that Li Ge was the real fox spirit.

He was always teasing his soul.

He didn’t speak, but lowered his head and buried it in Li Ge’s neck again, his arms wrapped tightly around him. When Li Ge also wrapped his arms around him, like a child who had found his home, he nestled himself completely in Li Ge’s embrace and whispered the same words as before.

“Xiao Bao’er, don’t leave me.”

Li Ge’s heart was about to explode one moment and melt the next, he was about to be tormented to death by Chen Shuo. He simply steeled his heart, “I’m not waiting anymore, I’ll take you to see my mom tomorrow.”

“Let’s have a good birthday first,” Chen Shuo couldn’t help but reveal the surprise he had been secretly preparing, “I’ve prepared a birthday gift for you.”

Li Ge was surprised and asked curiously, “What gift?”

Chen Shuo: “It’s a secret.”

“…” Li Ge couldn’t imagine what this quiet one would give him. The more curious he was, the more he wanted to know, “No, you have to tell me now.”

Chen Shuo timely changed the subject and advised Li Ge, “Don’t fire Yu Rui.”

“Fuck, he dared to find you?” Li Ge immediately sat up straight and refused to listen, “And you’re speaking up for him? What are you two plotting behind my back?”

Chen Shuo explained, “We’re not plotting anything, he just asked me to plead for him, give him another chance.”

Li Ge: “Why should I? He ruined my reputation in front of you, caused me so much suffering and grievance, I haven’t even settled the score with him, can he afford to compensate me?”

Chen Shuo asked, “Do you even have a reputation with me?”

“…” Li Ge was speechless.

“He was telling the truth.” Chen Shuo sided with reason, not with family, “If he hadn’t said anything, would you have a good reputation with me? In January last year, what were you doing when I was waiting for you at Bar Street?”

“…” Li Ge was instantly guilty, “Is it okay if I don’t fire him?”

Chen Shuo: “We’re talking about your reputation now.”

Li Ge: “…”

Chen Shuo: “And that hotel where Lin Yuzhi had his audition, you and that suicidal little star in front of me—”

“Stop,” Li Ge covered Chen Shuo’s mouth with his hand, “You’re not done yet, are you? You’re bringing up old scores again, you just said you loved me, told me not to leave you, why did you change your face so quickly, fuck.”

Chen Shuo removed Li Ge’s hand, his tone slightly serious, “These are two different things. If you know your reputation is bad, then be a little more obedient. If it gets any worse, it won’t be a slap anymore.”

“Are you trying to kill me?” Li Ge joked, not expecting Chen Shuo to reply with a “yes,” which was really amusing. He laughed out loud on the spot, “Hahaha, you’ve got some guts.”

Chen Shuo pinched Li Ge’s body and seriously reminded him, “Xiao Bao’er, I won’t hold your past promiscuity against you, but if you wrong me in the future, then we’ll die together, I mean what I say.”

“…” Li Ge was briefly surprised.

Seeing Li Ge suddenly become quiet, not smiling or speaking, Chen Shuo cupped Li Ge’s head, his nose lightly touching his, their breaths mingling, and then he said, “It’s too late to be afraid of death now.”

“Afraid of my ass,” Li Ge slightly raised his head and deliberately bumped Chen Shuo’s forehead with his own, “I said, have you been watching too many TV dramas? How about this, wife, I’ll invest in a drama for you, you can be the lead and act to your heart’s content.”

Chen Shuo: “…”

“See how much I dote on you.” Just as Li Ge finished speaking, his naked ass was slapped. Chen Shuo’s hand was a bit heavy, and the slap was both painful and satisfying. He was so turned on that he moaned and begged Chen Shuo to hurry up and cultivate the land.

“Not now, I’ll bring lube next time.” Chen Shuo carried Li Ge to the chair on the side, fumbled in the dark, and grabbed his shorts, helping him open them, “Put your legs in.”

The space in the car was still too small. Li Ge reluctantly cooperated and put on his shorts, then threw the thong at Chen Shuo, “Take it home and wash it for me.”

“Yes.” Chen Shuo put it away, turned on his phone screen and looked. It was past midnight, time really flew by, he had been intimate with Li Ge for almost two hours without realizing it.

“Hurry up and go to sleep, I’m going back too.” He said.

Fortunately, tomorrow was Yuan Feng’s due date, and he could see his wife again at the hospital. Li Ge got out of the car, and before closing the door, he asked Chen Shuo hopefully, “What birthday gift are you giving me?”

Chen Shuo: “It’s a secret.”

Li Ge: “…Tell me a price range, I’ll guess what it is.”

Chen Shuo: “I’m not telling.”

Li Ge: “If you don’t want to say it, then don’t, I’m not asking anymore.”

Chen Shuo: “Yes, see you tomorrow.”

Li Ge scoffed and turned to leave. But when he got home, he happened to run into a dark figure in the middle of the night, which scared him so much that he almost cursed. He quickly thought of a way. Fortunately, he was barefoot, so he simply pretended to be sleepwalking, closed his eyes, and wandered aimlessly in the living room.

“Xiao Bao’er?” Min Lanshu had already taken a nap. Seeing the dark figure wandering in the living room, she quickly turned on the light and went over to call her son, “Xiao Bao’er? Xiao Bao’er!”

Li Ge then opened his eyes groggily and asked in a daze, “Mom, what’s wrong…”

Min Lanshu: “Nothing, go back to your room and sleep.”

Li Ge: “Mom, you should sleep too.”

Confirming that her son was really sleepwalking, Min Lanshu was worried, afraid that it was caused by too much psychological pressure, and she barely slept for the rest of the night.

And so, Li Ge had unwittingly dug himself another hole.


The next day was Yuan Feng’s due date. Chen Shuo was planning to go to the hospital at ten, but he first received a message from Li Ge, who was crying his eyes out on WeChat.

Xiao Bao’er: [Wife (crying hard), I’m being watched by my mom (crying hard), when are you coming to the hospital (crying hard) I miss you (crying hard).]

Not knowing what was wrong with Li Ge, being able to send a WeChat message meant it wasn’t a big problem, but Chen Shuo was still very worried. He immediately went downstairs and drove to the hospital.

In the ward, he first saw Li Ge’s mother, whose appearance was very similar to He Yan’s mother, it was obvious at a glance that the two sisters were twins.

He didn’t see Li Ge, he was probably with Yuan Feng. Chen Shuo took the initiative to greet Min Lanshu, “Hello, Aunt, my name is Chen Shuo, I’m CEO He’s assistant, and also Wen Ling’s stepson.”

Min Lanshu had heard of Chen Shuo before. Seeing that he was a tall and handsome young man, with eyebrows and eyes somewhat similar to Jing Hai’s, she warmly greeted him and invited him to visit her home in Jiangcheng in the future.

This was the scene Li Ge saw when he came out of the ward, and he was stunned on the spot. His wife, who had a natural funeral face, was actually smiling? And she was chatting and laughing with his mother??

“Mom.” He went over to join the fun.

Chen Shuo politely addressed Li Ge as “Mr. Li,” then turned to Min Lanshu and said, “Aunt, I’ll go in and see Yuan Feng first, I’ll visit you in Jiangcheng when I have a chance.”

Min Lanshu: “Okay, okay.”

Li Ge looked at Chen Shuo’s back, then at his own mother, “How did you start chatting with him? What were you two talking about?”

“He just greeted me, this child is really nice.” Min Lanshu praised.

Li Ge couldn’t help but want to test the waters again, but he didn’t dare to say much at this critical moment. When the ward became more and more lively, he seized the opportunity to call Chen Shuo into the fire escape, and for safety’s sake, he even held Chen Shuo’s hand and walked down one floor, then hugged him and kissed him, and after kissing him enough, he was reluctant to let go of his wife.

“You can smile, can’t you? It’s quite brilliant, why do you never smile at me? So your funeral face is just for me to see.” Li Ge was dissatisfied, “Smile for me.”

Chen Shuo couldn’t smile and asked about the important matter, “What’s wrong with WeChat?”

Speaking of this, Li Ge collapsed, confessing about his sleepwalking incident last night, and said helplessly, “She thought I was sick, she’s been worried about me, she even asked my uncle about the situation. I said I wanted to go out for a walk, but she wouldn’t let me, she had to follow me.”

Chen Shuo was silent for a while and said, “Childish.”

“Fuck, what do you mean?” Li Ge shifted the blame, “It’s all your fault for licking me for so long last night, otherwise, would I have gone home so early and been discovered by her?”

In this regard, Li Ge’s specialty was to blame others. Chen Shuo didn’t have time to argue with him and only instructed him, “Don’t make your mother worry, I won’t go looking for you again, you be good.”

“…” Li Ge didn’t accept.

Knowing that Li Ge was unhappy, Chen Shuo was also not happy. He hugged Li Ge tightly and coaxed him, “I’ll go to Gewu Media tomorrow at noon, what does Xiao Bao’er want to eat?”

Li Ge sighed and said pitifully, “I want to eat you.”

Chen Shuo: “…”

Li Ge: “A potato stew with Chen Erdi.”

Chen Shuo: “Be normal.”

Li Ge thought for a moment, “Stir-fried beef with green peppers, minced meat with tofu, and that mushroom soup you stewed, with ribs in it.”

“Yes,” Chen Shuo remembered each one in his heart and patted Li Ge’s back, “go back.”

The two of them, one taking the stairs, the other waiting for the elevator, returned to the ward one after the other.

However, after waiting all day, there was no movement from little Yuanbao in Yuan Feng’s belly. He was late even after his due date. He Yan had specifically consulted the doctor and learned that there was no need to worry, they could wait a little longer.

Chen Shuo took the opportunity at the hospital to spend more time with Li Ge, and also chatted with Min Lanshu, inevitably talking about Jing Hai and his sister Mengmeng.

Even though he rejected this topic, he was still silently working hard for his future small family.

Yuanbao wasn’t coming out anytime soon, so Chen Shuo couldn’t stay any longer. He had to go back first. The next day, he transformed into a spoiled wife and started the daily routine of delivering loving bento boxes to his husband.

Every time Yu Rui saw Chen Shuo, he would get excited, and he had enthusiastically made coffee for Chen Shuo twice, but unexpectedly, the fire-breathing dragon got jealous, scaring him so much that he never dared to do it again, honestly burying his head in his work.

Although he could only go to Gewu Media to see Li Ge as “Assistant Chen,” Chen Shuo was content, feeding his little treasure with different kinds of food every day, even the fruits were never the same.

“This Yuanbao is really holding on, it’s been almost a week and he still won’t come out.” Li Ge rested his head on Chen Shuo’s lap and chewed on a melon, “I heard from my mom that they just put him on an IV drip this morning.”

“Yes, then he should be born today.” Seeing that Li Ge had almost finished what was in his mouth, Chen Shuo timely fed him another piece and said, “Don’t work overtime tomorrow, stay at home and accompany your mom.”

Li Ge now watched “Empresses in the Palace” with his mom every night, two episodes a day without fail, wishing he could hand this task over to Chen Shuo. They both loved watching it, they would definitely have something to talk about.

He sat up, then leaned against Chen Shuo’s embrace, “I’m full.”

“I told you to eat less, you didn’t listen.” Chen Shuo timely massaged Li Ge’s abdomen.

“Wife, where did you learn these skills? Your cooking has improved, and you’re so good at massaging, it’s so comfortable.” His stomach was repeatedly rubbed by a strong palm. Li Ge squinted his eyes in comfort and suddenly felt a bit sleepy.

“I learned online.” Chen Shuo said.

“Yes, then you should learn how to say nice things.” Li Ge closed his eyes and wanted to take a nap. The office door was suddenly knocked on, and his assistant’s voice came in.

“Mr. Li, there’s a man who refuses to give his name who wants to see you.”

“Don’t announce it, I’ll knock on the door myself.” The man said, but his hand shamelessly turned the doorknob directly. Finding the door locked, he knocked.

Li Ge didn’t hear who the visitor was for a moment and was instantly on alert. He first glanced at Chen Shuo and quickly explained on his behalf, “I’ve broken it off with all of them, it can’t be…”

Chen Shuo was tidying up the mess on the coffee table and only said, “Go open the door.”

Fuck, Li Ge cursed inwardly, which dog would dare to ruin his happiness? He strode over and opened the door, then was stunned, and then frowned, “Why are you here?”

Chen Shuo glanced over. The visitor was a tall young man, wearing a sleeveless T-shirt and sports shorts, only in his early twenties. His appearance was indeed outstanding, but he wasn’t the same type as the little lovers Li Ge had kept before, so it probably wasn’t a mess from Li Ge’s past.

“I came to celebrate your birthday, you don’t seem to welcome me?” Sensing a gaze, Li Huan looked over and met a pair of emotionless eyes, then turned back to ask Li Ge, “Brother, who is that?”

Worried that the jealous one would misunderstand, Li Ge closed the office door and first introduced Chen Shuo’s identity to his cousin, “He’s my wife.”

Li Huan was slightly shocked, “Your wife?”

Li Ge then went over and pulled Chen Shuo, pointing to his cousin and introducing, “Wife, this is my cousin, you can call him Zhuangzhuang, he’s a dead gay, one of us.”

“…” Li Huan’s face couldn’t hold it together, “Brother, are you sick?”

Li Ge: “What’s sick, we’re all family.”

Chen Shuo: “…”


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One day, on a whim, Li Ge took a fancy to his cousin's personal assistant—Chen Shuo. This assistant had outstanding looks, graduated from a prestigious university, and was good in every way, except he was naturally unsmiling, always wearing a funeral face, and was like a robot with a built-in repeat function. Since Li Ge was the boss's cousin, Chen Shuo was very respectful: "Hello, Mr. Li." Li Ge, with ill intentions, openly provoked: "Assistant Chen, with your frigid appearance, I bet you still have your first kiss, right?" Later, Chen Shuo dropped the act: "Get lost." Li Ge immediately pounced like a hungry wolf: "Surnamed Chen, I advise you to honestly be with me." In order to win Chen Shuo over, Li Ge racked his brains to poach him, wracked his brains to pursue him, did everything in his power to set traps, and stayed up late watching palace dramas, only to end up capsizing in the gutter. Rubbing his waist, he clutched Chen Shuo's arm, his voice hoarse: "You were so excited last night you were practically a premature ejaculator, what are you pretending to be, some chaste and virtuous man?" Chen Shuo clenched his fists, the veins on the back of his hand prominent. Li Ge looked directly at Chen Shuo, smiling triumphantly: "If you have the guts, kill me. If you don't, then just wait to be fucked by me."
One day, the husband and husband were snuggled on the sofa re-watching "Empresses in the Palace". Li Ge grew impatient: "Surrounded by a bunch of concubines all day, does he really think he's the emperor? Believe it or not, I'll smash the TV for you?" Chen Shuo, eyes glued to the screen: "Don't interrupt, twice tonight." Li Ge weighed the pros and cons and decisively changed his tune: "Good boy."

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