After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun 58

Chapter 58

Tianyuan Era, nineteenth year.
This was the tenth year of peace between the immortals and demons after the end of the Battle of the Altar.
Lin Queli slowly opened his eyes.
【Oh my god, Host!! The situation is not good. I just finished reshaping your body and was about to put you into the small world, but the small world, due to no unstable factors, does not accept outsiders.】
【How strange. Could it be that Lin Luo is also dead… with him around, there should be unstable factors in the world? A miscalculation!】
【But if I don’t put you in, the body that I worked so hard to reshape will dissipate, so I could only smuggle you in. But the consequence of smuggling is that you can only stay here for thirty days, and after thirty days, there will be another thunder tribulation, ah, ah, ah—it’s okay, it’s okay, I will try my best to find a way! Anyway, Da Zhuang is here to assure you that I will definitely not let anything happen to the Host!】
【If we can’t survive the thunder tribulation after thirty days, at most we will make another tactical retreat, hahaha… but Da Zhuang understands that this is not good for the Host’s and the people around the Host’s hearts…】
【Host, say something!】
Ah…?
Lin Queli looked around doubtfully. This looked like a dark cave.
Where was he?
And what was this voice in his head?
Lin Queli asked carefully, “Who are you…?”
Although he wasn’t sure what was going on, this voice sounded… quite unreliable!
【Huh??】
【…My god.】
【Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Host!!】
【sjdhiajkyq—】
Lin Queli scratched his head. I was sleeping well in my dorm. How did I end up here in the blink of an eye?
This voice kept calling him “Host.” Could it be that he had transmigrated, and this was the legendary system?!
Lin Queli quickly pinched his own cheek and looked at his body.
—It’s still his own? Even his school uniform is still on.
【I’ve found out! Ah… reshaping the body is based on the Host’s data in the original world, so it’s normal for the memories in the small world to not have caught up yet…】
【Not a big problem. I’ll start loading the memories now.】
Lin Queli was still confused when he heard the mechanical voice become even more mechanical.
【Memory loading will begin. This program consumes a lot of power. Please pay attention to the power supply.】
【Loading… please do not turn off the power…】
【0.1%… 0.5%… 1%…】
As the data began to change, Lin Queli felt as if some images had appeared in his mind.

…

【Hello, Host! I am your exclusive System, Da Zhuang. Congratulations on being selected by the consciousness of this small world! You will soon be heading to the world of Lord of Immortals and Demons! My mission is to assist you in completing your task and correcting the deviated plotline!】
…
【Host, you just need to seduce Helan Xue and win him over! As long as you reawaken his original wild nature and get him to sleep with you! Then, with the System’s help, you can give birth to the Long Aotian!】
…
【Then let’s find an identity for the Host first!】
Lin Queli was trying hard to absorb the information when he heard the mechanical voice again.
【1.2%… 1.2%… Warning! Warning! Low battery! Entering forced sleep mode!】
Then, the world fell silent.
“…”
Huh?
With the System’s forced sleep, Lin Queli felt his head buzz, and the next moment, he also fainted.

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When he opened his eyes again, Lin Queli got up and looked around. He carefully walked out of the cave and saw a deep mountain and wild forest outside.
He swallowed hard.
According to the System, he had transmigrated into the novel he had stayed up all night reading—Lord of Immortals and Demons?
How did I get chosen? I’m pretty sure I don’t share a name with any of the characters!
And the transmigration mission is… to give birth?!
This is too absurd!!
Lin Queli was still trying to digest this sudden information. Even if he had to bow down for five pecks of rice and give birth, the System had also said it would help him. But now it was silent, and it didn’t appear no matter how he called.
What about choosing an identity?
What’s my identity now??
I’m not an illegal immigrant, am I?
Then how am I supposed to get close to that legendary Helan Xue and seduce him!
Lin Queli was so anxious he was spinning in circles.
If he really had to get close to Helan Xue and give birth to that Long Aotian to go back, then he had to find a way quickly! Otherwise, before he even met Helan Xue, he would die in this dangerous cultivation world.
For example, this endless, sinister, and strange forest before him. There was no guarantee that some ghost or monster wouldn’t appear…
“Rustle—”
—Beast.
With a rustle, a leopard suddenly appeared from the grass on the side.
Unlike the leopards he knew, this one was several times larger. Lin Queli had to look up to see its complete body.
And it had sharp crystal barbs on its body, looking like it was not to be trifled with.
…Is this a beast of the cultivation world?
The leopard looked at Lin Queli with a sharp glint in its eyes, and the next moment it roared and rushed towards him.
“Holy shit…!”
Lin Queli screamed and ran forward, his heart pounding in his throat.
Damn the System for pulling me over. This body of mine has no! cultivation! at! all!
Fortunately, his physical education was not bad, so he could still run away for now.
“Thump!”
But the ground in this forest had many plants he had never seen before, and the tree roots were intertwined. In his hasty escape, Lin Queli was tripped by a branch without any surprise. He fell to the ground in a pathetic state, felt a strong wind behind him, and turned his head to see the leopard about to pounce on him.
Whoa!!!
Great, to die before I even start—my life is over!
Swoosh—!
Lin Queli took a branch from the side to defend himself. Just then, several sharp arrows condensed from spiritual energy came through the air, hitting the leopard, and even carrying a hint of cold qi.
The arrows were so powerful that they actually sent the huge leopard flying.
With a loud crash, the leopard rolled a few times, roared viciously, and perhaps knowing that it was no match, it hastily left, jumping into the grass and disappearing.
“Are you okay!”
Hearing the voice, Lin Queli turned his head to see his savior, but he was dumbfounded.
—The person who came was actually just a child of about ten years old.
This was an extremely good-looking boy. A head of beautiful white hair was casually tied up, and a high ponytail swayed with his movements.
Lin Queli also noticed that this child had a red mark on his forehead, and his golden eyes were sparkling.
Wow… how good-looking must this child’s parents be to create such a child with delicate features but not at all feminine, who would definitely grow up to be very handsome!
At this moment, the child was wearing a cultivator’s ink-black clothes, with a bow on his back, looking like a little adult as he looked at him.
Wow… are the children of your cultivation world so amazing?
Lin Queli stared at the handsome little brother before him in a daze, and only after a long while did he come back to his senses. “I-I’m fine. Thank you.”
The little brother had a serious expression, but his movements were like a little dog’s. He moved closer to him, sniffed, and then said, “Besides the jewelry on your ankle, which is full of spiritual energy, you have no cultivation at all. Are you an ordinary person? Then what are you doing in this forest?”
Wow… how did he smell that?
But there was an even more terrifying matter at hand. Lin Queli swallowed hard. “What’s wrong with this forest?”
The little brother: “This is a barren forest, full of spirit beasts and evil spirits.”
“…!”
Did the System just randomly drop me here? This is the place it chose??
It’s really unreliable—
Lin Queli: “Then what about you…”
The little brother: “I’m here to catch spirit beasts. I’m not afraid of these things, and I’m also a cultivator.”
Lin Queli directly hugged the little brother’s calf. “Big shot!! Big shot, please take me out!”
As a college dog, Lin Queli did not feel any shame in hugging a primary school student’s thigh, and even felt at ease.

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An hour later.
Lin Queli learned that the little brother’s parents had passed away early, and he had no formal name, only a pet name. The people in his clan called him “A’Xue.”
The unreliable system had abandoned him, but the reliable A’Xue had quickly found firewood, lit a bonfire with a spell, and even caught and roasted a rabbit.
Lin Queli was once again dumbfounded. “Wow…”
A’Xue blinked. “What’s wrong.”
Lin Queli said, “You’re so young, and you’re already out adventuring. Won’t the people in your clan be worried?”
“I ran away from home. I even lied to them and said I went with the clan’s long-distance team. They don’t know.”
A’Xue was seriously roasting the rabbit, as if he were extremely worried that the rabbit would be burned. His cheeks were also unconsciously puffed up because of his serious expression, making Lin Queli think he was very chubby and wanted to pinch them.
Lin Queli: “Huh?!”
R-ran away from home?
A’Xue said seriously, “I’m already grown up. I can also protect the tribe!”
Lin Queli continued to ask, “How can you protect the tribe if you’ve run away from home?”
He was so curious about this child!
A’Xue was perhaps inexperienced in the world. He had no guard against a stranger, especially the seemingly harmless Lin Queli before him. After being asked, he said obediently, “Recently, our tribe has been troubled by some famous and righteous sects. The Myriad Sword Sect had issued a truce between immortals and demons ten years ago. How can they go back on their word!”
Truce??
Weren’t they fighting to the death in the original novel?
Lin Queli was stunned.
It seems the changed plot is not just about Taxue Xianzun…？
And this young man before him is actually a demon?!
The demons described in the original novel were all heinous and hateful, but the A’Xue before him had clean and clear eyes. Although his cultivation and knowledge were very impressive, his voice was soft and glutinous, with the childishness of a ten-year-old, not at all like a demon?
He even had an immortal and righteous aura.
The rabbit was roasted, and A’Xue gave one to Lin Queli.
Looking at the fragrant meat before him, Lin Queli was extremely moved and took big bites.
Strange, he had just woken up from a sleep. Why did he feel so hungry, as if he hadn’t eaten in ten years?
A’Xue sat opposite him and also ate with concentration. It could be seen that he also loved to eat meat. Only at this time did he look like a child.
He chewed and said confidently, “So I’m going to challenge the Myriad Sword Sect. The elders in the clan said that my cultivation is the strongest in the tribe, and I’m the hope of our demon clan, not at all inferior to the disciples of the Myriad Sword Sect. Then as long as I can defeat the inner sect of the Myriad Sword Sect, I can demand justice.”
After all, it had always been this way between the tribes. They spoke with their fists.
“…??
Wow…
Lin Queli was dumbfounded. The A’Xue before him was so small, but he was much more courageous than the big A’Li.
And after Lin Queli came back to his senses, he immediately perked up. Isn’t this giving a pillow to a sleepy person?!
He was going to sleep with the Myriad Sword Sect’s Taxue Xianzun, and A’Xue was going to challenge the Myriad Sword Sect. It was a perfect match!
He could totally follow A’Xue to find Helan Xue!
Lin Queli sincerely grabbed A’Xue’s wrist. “I’ll go with you!”
A’Xue looked at him doubtfully. “You have no cultivation. What will you do if you go?”
Lin Queli fabricated a story, “I want to enter the Myriad Sword Sect. I was just worrying about not knowing the way.”
He couldn’t just say it was to go and do it with Taxue Xianzun and have a baby with him.
“Ah?” A’Xue seriously held Lin Queli’s hand back. “Okay, we’ll go together. But if Brother A’Li becomes a disciple of the Myriad Sword Sect in the future, we will become enemies!”
Lin Queli: “Why!”
A’Xue said righteously, “I am a demon who is going to defeat the Myriad Sword Sect.”
Lin Queli: “Then what if you lose?”
According to the setting, the Myriad Sword Sect was very strong, especially the hyper-competitive version of Helan Xue!
A’Xue said even more righteously, “Then I’ll enter the Myriad Sword Sect with you and learn their moves!”
Lin Queli: “Oh…! Okay!”
The two looked at each other with firm gazes and reached a strange agreement.