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After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun 70


Chapter 70

“A’Li?”
While Lin Queli was in a daze, he turned his head and saw Helan Xue standing not far away.
This Ice Cave Abode was, after all, Helan Xue’s place of cultivation. Even though Lin Queli had no restrictions on his identity, Helan Xue would naturally notice if someone came.
Helan Xue took a deep breath. “A’Li, get out.”
Seeing that Lin Queli was dazed and did not react, Helan Xue stepped forward and picked him up horizontally, about to leave.
“Wait…!”
Lin Queli clung to Helan Xue’s shoulder and said anxiously, “Shizun, put me down! Th-that’s my previous body. What can’t I see!”
He had to ask clearly!
Helan Xue lowered his eyes and put Lin Queli down. “You’re right. Since you have already returned, it is indeed disrespectful to you to keep this body. I will leave it to you to dispose of.”
He paused and then continued, “Sorry. If you find it disgusting, just dispose of it properly and pretend that you didn’t come today.”
He took two steps back and turned to leave.
“No… I don’t find it disgusting, I…”
Helan Xue did not look back, only leaving Lin Queli with a receding back.
It wasn’t because he was angry, but because he didn’t want to see a look of disgust on Lin Queli’s face.
—Anyone who saw such a sight would indeed find it disgusting, right?
But this was a microcosm of his ten years, and there was nothing to regret.
It was just that… his secret desires, his unspeakable possessiveness, were now laid bare before Lin Queli, without reservation, and without leaving any room, making the great Immortal Venerable lose the courage to look into Lin Queli’s eyes.
“Shizun!!”
Seeing this, Lin Queli became anxious. He ran after him and hugged Helan Xue from behind.
“D-don’t be angry… I didn’t mean to barge in without permission!”
Helan Xue’s body stiffened.
“I’m not angry.”
Then the two fell into silence.
Lin Queli’s face was pressed against Helan Xue’s broad back. It was very quiet around them, and he could feel Helan Xue’s heartbeat. The scent in his nose was also reassuring.
Finally, he spoke. “I also have something to tell Shizun about that body, but before that…”
Lin Queli took a deep breath. “Shizun… why did you keep that body?”
Although Helan Xue’s action had indeed saved him now.
He also understood why the compass had led him here. As long as he found a way to return to his previous body, he wouldn’t have to worry about the problem of being smuggled!
But Helan Xue keeping this body, could it be…
“Because I couldn’t bear to part with it.”
Lin Queli couldn’t see Helan Xue’s expression, only heard his light voice.
“I thought that one day you would come back.”
—And now Lin Queli had indeed returned.
At this point, Helan Xue was no longer willing to hide anything. He raised his hand and caressed Lin Queli’s cheek, his eyes full of affection.
Lin Queli’s eyes immediately reddened.
He sniffled, trying to hold back his tears, but after Helan Xue heard it, he turned around. It was also at this time that Lin Queli saw the gentleness in Helan Xue’s eyes. That pair of golden eyes, which should have been without desire, was now reflecting his appearance.
Helan Xue raised his hand and gently caressed Lin Queli’s cheek. “Don’t cry.”
Then Lin Queli completely couldn’t hold it back. He threw himself into Helan Xue’s arms and cried out loud.
“Shizun… sob, sob, sob…” Lin Queli sobbed. “I almost really couldn’t come back—”
So Helan Xue also tightly held Lin Queli, and the two were pressed together without a gap, as if they were going to rub each other into their flesh and blood and marrow.
Helan Xue closed his eyes. “A’Li has worked hard. It was I who did not protect you well back then.”
“No!” Lin Queli kept shaking his head, sobbing, “It’s not Shizun’s fault. I was determined to die, thinking that I could return to my hometown anyway.”
“Then why did you come back?”
“Because…” Lin Queli rested his head on Helan Xue’s chest and said in a very small voice, “Because Shizun said he liked me… I-I couldn’t bear to part with him, so I changed my mind.”
He couldn’t bear to part with the snowball, couldn’t bear to part with this small world, and even more so, couldn’t bear to part with Helan Xue.
Helan Xue held Lin Queli and let out a sigh.
A’Li came back for him.
Helan Xue could no longer hold back and lowered his head to kiss Lin Queli’s lips.
Lin Queli first paused, then closed his eyes and responded.
The two exchanged breaths. Lin Queli wrapped his arms around Helan Xue’s neck, and his yielding appearance made Helan Xue unable to resist deepening the kiss. He tightened his embrace, almost lifting Lin Queli up, letting Lin Queli hang on him.
The two kissed more and more intensely. In the struggle, Helan Xue placed Lin Queli on the stone platform and pressed down on him, his kisses moving from his lips to his throat, collarbones…
Lin Queli’s hand gripped the fabric on Helan Xue’s back, his tone soft and fluffy. “Shizun…”
A proper address was tinged with lust, sounding extremely intimate.
He hummed and whimpered, starting to act cute. “Shizun, I miss you so much.”
“A’Li.” Helan Xue said in a hoarse voice, “There has not been a day in these ten years that I have not missed you.”
Lin Queli’s heart stopped.
That’s right…
To him, it was just a matter of sleeping, but to Helan Xue, it was ten years.
Ten years of three hundred and sixty-five days and nights.
Lin Queli turned his head and looked at the ice coffin and the paintings not far away.
Helan Xue’s longing for these ten years seemed to be vividly before his eyes, making Lin Queli a little incredulous and flattered.
—How could he be so worthy of being so cherished by the god before him?
Yet he felt a sense of indebtedness.
In the end, it was he who had wronged Helan Xue.
But even though he was so willful, Helan Xue had never overstepped the boundaries when they reunited, only silently staying by his side with the false identity of Wen Chen.
Perhaps it was fate. Whether it was Helan Xue or Wen Chen, they would make Lin Queli’s heart flutter again and again.
So Lin Queli tilted his head up and took the initiative to kiss Helan Xue.
Helan Xue was first stunned, then he held the back of Lin Queli’s head and let Lin Queli explore.
Lin Queli clumsily learned how Helan Xue usually did it, and Helan Xue also let him do as he pleased. It was only after Lin Queli bit Helan Xue’s lips like a little puppy that he let out a muffled laugh.
Stupid A’Li.
But after this entanglement and intimacy, both of them were a little… hot.
Lin Queli felt the things below them touching and was slightly stunned.
His current body was not a furnace cauldron. This was the first time they had reacted not because of a furnace cauldron or something else.
It was truly for each other that they were aroused.
Helan Xue closed his eyes and restrained himself to just kissing.
—A’Li has just come back.
But Lin Queli wrapped his legs around Helan Xue’s waist. “If Shizun misses me, then-then you can miss me a little more.”
Helan Xue paused.
Lin Queli turned his head, the tips of his ears red. “But this body is not a furnace cauldron. Maybe the experience is not…”
The rest of his words were interrupted by Helan Xue’s kiss, which was a bit forceful.
“A’Li is A’Li. Don’t say such things.”
He liked A’Li, not a furnace cauldron.
With a rustling sound, Lin Queli felt a bit of a chill and subconsciously hugged Helan Xue, only to find that Helan Xue was even colder.
Taxue Xianzun’s body was like ice, making Lin Queli flinch.
Helan Xue comforted him, “It will… not be cold in a while.”
Helan Xue was indeed right. In a short while, a drop of sweat fell from Lin Queli’s hair, and his whole body was scalding hot.
Lin Queli cried and thought to himself, Helan Xue’s whole body is clearly ice, but how is it that the place he’s holding is so hot that it’s making me so uncomfortable.
“A’Li, be good…”
Helan Xue pressed down on Lin Queli, kissing the teardrops on his cheeks, his hands gently caressing him, only one place was not so gentle. After all…
After a long separation, their intimacy was even greater. Every inch of their skin touching brought a shiver. The two were immersed in it, as if this could offset the longing of the past.
After Lin Queli reached his peak, he heard Helan Xue holding him and asking, “A’Li, promise me, don’t leave again. Stay, okay?”
He panted, clinging to Helan Xue, and said in a hoarse voice, “I-I promise you…”
After ten years, the Ice Cave Abode was filled with human warmth again, and the clouds and rain mingled.


A day later, Lin Queli was resting in Helan Xue’s arms. His body had been cleaned, and he was wearing warm clothes.
Helan Xue held Lin Queli and listened to him talk about how he had come back, how he had lost his memory, and about his body.
Helan Xue frowned. “In other words, you need to find a way to return to your original body?”
“Mmm!”
Helan Xue thought for a moment and said, “If you want to use a new body, it won’t be easy. But now that that body is originally in tune with your soul, this matter is not difficult to do. At that time, you can learn the soul transfer spell, and I will protect you.”
Lin Queli’s eyes widened in pleasant surprise. He had actually found a way so easily.
Isn’t this very simple!
【Host! This is not simple. It’s just because it’s something that Taxue Xianzun can do. Host, you should know that the soul transfer spell is a forbidden art and cannot be easily achieved!】
Lin Queli: “Huh?”
【Simply put, because this spell is a forbidden art, if you use it forcefully, it will attract heavenly thunder and backlash. But Taxue Xianzun’s spiritual energy is high, and he thinks he can withstand it for you, Host.】
“…!”
“That is to say, if this method is not used well, it might backlash?”
【Yes! But the backlash will only backlash on the person protecting you, so the Immortal Venerable is so confident that it won’t hurt you. To you, it’s indeed no problem.】
Lin Queli was stunned.
“Is there no other way?”
【No!】
【But Host, you don’t have to worry too much. This is no different from surgery. Surgery always has risks, but you can’t not do it because of that! If something really goes wrong, I can still see if there are any items that can back you up!】
The corner of Lin Queli’s mouth twitched. “Then, Da Zhuang, you have to be reliable!”
Seeing Lin Queli dazed, Helan Xue rubbed the top of his head. “What’s wrong? Are there any other concerns?”
Lin Queli glanced at Helan Xue and lowered his head. “No…”
Shizun is really so good to him…
“Since there are only two days left, you should rest well. We will start tomorrow.”
Lin Queli nodded. He thought embarrassedly, actually, there were originally three days.
After a burst of excitement and absurdity, now that he had calmed down, Lin Queli still felt quite shy.
Sigh, what kind of decent person would have a big do after a ten-year reunion…
He even did it to the side of the snowball…!
Lin Queli patted Helan Xue’s hand. “Shizun…”
“Still calling me Shizun?” Helan Xue raised an eyebrow.
Lin Queli’s cheeks flushed, and he said in a low voice, “Th-then what should I call you?”
Calling him by his name always feels a little outrageous…
Although we’ve already slept together, and several times at that.
Helan Xue chuckled. “Forget it. As you wish. What’s wrong?”
Lin Queli blinked. “What about A’Xue? I want to see him…”
And Lin Queli remembered one thing…
The snowball doesn’t even have a formal name yet!!


After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

欺骗师尊后带球跑了
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Lin Queli transmigrated into a "Long Aotian" novel and was bound to a System.
(Translator's Note: A "Long Aotian" is a popular web novel archetype for an overpowered, arrogant male protagonist.)
This world was on the brink of collapse because its protagonist, the Long Aotian, had yet to be born. 【System: So, dear Host, in order to save the world, your mission is to seduce the Long Aotian's biological father—the head of the Immortal Sects, Taxue Xianzun. You must get pregnant with the Xianzun's seed and give birth to the Long Aotian!】
(TN: "Xianzun" means Immortal Venerable, a title for a powerful cultivator. "Shizun" means Venerable Master.)
Lin Queli: ? Wait a minute, what kind of decent person gets a world-saving mission that involves borrowing someone's seed to have a baby?! Besides, I'm a man!
Taxue Xianzun, Helan Xue, devoted his life to cultivation, devoid of all feelings and desires. He had been in seclusion for a thousand years, forsaking the mortal world, making him exceptionally difficult to approach. The difficulty level of this seduction target was sky-high. And to top it all off, Lin Queli transmigrated at the very beginning into the body of the original novel's arch-nemesis: the Demon Lord, leader of all demons and perpetrator of every imaginable evil, who was destined to be killed by Helan Xue and turned into a "human swine."
(TN: A "human swine" is a gruesome form of torture involving the amputation of all four limbs.)
Lin Queli: ?? Looking at the frosty-faced Helan Xue before him, Lin Queli went plop and collapsed weakly into his arms, as delicate as a willow in the wind, utterly soft and helpless. "Xianzun... you're so fierce. I'm so scared, sob." Demon Lord? Who's that? Never heard of him.
Helan Xue's heart, which had been tranquil for a millennium, had recently begun to throb at his temples every single day. The reason? He had taken on a disciple. This disciple, however, not only showed no ambition for self-improvement but also spent all his days scheming to dual cultivate with him, delusionally hoping to ascend to the heavens in a single step.
(TN: "Dual cultivation" is a practice that can involve the exchange of spiritual energy, often through sexual intimacy, to achieve greater power.)
"Aiya! Shizun, I've fallen, it hurts~" The little thing before him called out "Shizun" in a cloyingly sweet voice, then performed a stiff, clumsy slide-tackle into his arms. "..." Absurd. Helan Xue raised a hand to teach him a lesson, only to see the person in his arms huddled there with teary eyes, like an abandoned puppy. Forget it. His disciple was simply too fragile, simple-minded, and foolish. He would have to be taught slowly.
Later, Lin Queli, his "scheme" having succeeded, patted his round, bulging belly... and ran away. Before long, news spread throughout the Three Realms that Taxue Xianzun was leading an army to exterminate the demons. It was said that he fought his way up the Mount of Demons, eradicating half of the evil in the Demon Realm. That night, on the Mount of Demons, ice and snow weighed down every branch, and the forest was veiled in frost. The Immortal Venerable, his white robes purer than snow, stood at the foot of the mountain with his sword in hand. He stared at his "excessively fragile," "simple and foolish" disciple, who was now sitting on the Demon Lord's throne. His voice was ice-cold. "A'Li, come here."

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