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After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun 74p2


Chapter 74 Part 2: Daily Life, Grand Wedding [Extra]

A month later, Taxue Xianzun and the Demon Lord Lin Queli had a grand wedding, and the three realms celebrated together.
Both the Righteous Path and the demon tribes came to the Myriad Sword Sect to celebrate. This was the first time in a thousand years that the immortal and demon paths had gathered together.
The mountainside of the Myriad Sword Sect was lively again after the grand competition. The main hall was filled with tables and chairs. At the banquet, cups were clinking, and there was laughter and joy. The tables and chairs were placed from inside to outside.
Before this, no one could have imagined that people from both the Righteous Path and the Demon Palace could gather in the same place to drink together.
The union of the leader of the Righteous Path and the Demon Lord was not just a matter of two people, but also a sign that the flames of war would likely cease in the future, and the mortal world would no longer have to live in fear every day.
At the banquet, Shouyang saw Shui Yun holding a box and packing pastries.
“What are you doing?”
Shui Yun said with a grin, “Think about it. After Shizun and A’Li finish the ceremony, they still have to toast the guests. After that, they have to go to the bridal chamber. How can they have time to eat anything! Our A’Li loves to eat pastries so much. It would be a pity if he couldn’t eat them at the banquet, so I’m preparing to bring some back to the room for him.”
Shouyang was at a loss for whether to laugh or cry. “A few days ago, didn’t you say that we were spoiling little junior martial brother too much? Why are you now…”
“Nonsense! Who said that!” Shui Yun said righteously, “How is this spoiling? This is just human nature! Right, A’Xue?”
Helan Liyu sat on the side, the little boy’s face wrinkled into a ball, his feelings mixed. He was temporarily not in the mood to deal with his two older brothers.
Sob, sob, sob, his little daddy and big daddy had finally tied the knot…
Not far away, Qiansui and A’Yu were having a drinking contest.
A’Yu sneered. “Just you, this hypocritical righteous person, who has drunk less water in your life than I have drunk wine, and you want to compete with me?”
Qiansui’s face was red. He held up his cup and said, “A cultivator… hic, a cultivator’s body is strong. A mere bit of wine…”
“You two, stop fooling around!” A’Lin patted the two men’s shoulders, at a loss for whether to laugh or cry. “His Highness and the Immortal Venerable are about to come. Don’t get drunk and miss the most exciting part of the ceremony!”
Before he could finish, he indeed heard a commotion.
Not far away, Helan Xue came with Lin Queli.
The two were dressed in bright red wedding robes. The wedding robes were embroidered by a seamstress from the mortal world. It was said that it was a family from Yangjing Village, to commemorate the wedding robes that the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Lord had worn on their first mission. Now the family from Yangjing Village had also come.
The wedding robes were embroidered with gold and silver threads, glittering with jewels, like the Milky Way falling from the sky.
Since they were two men, there was naturally no veil, but they wore gorgeous golden hairpins, which made Helan Xue look even more noble and Lin Queli even more delicate and bright.
The two came to the divine altar outside the main hall and held incense to worship heaven and earth.
The Myriad Sword Mountain was covered in snow all year round, and today was no exception. The flying snowflakes fell on the two’s shoulders, as if it were a blessing from heaven and earth.
Then came the bowing to each other.
Lin Queli turned around and saw Helan Xue’s eyes.
Those eyes were now looking at him gently, as if they wanted to engrave this moment in their hearts.
He was also the same.
The two bent down and bowed.
Lin Queli said with a smile, “Please take care of me for the rest of my life.”
The ceremony was complete.
After finally completing all the ceremonies, Lin Queli sat down as soon as he returned to his room and lay on the table, wailing, “Getting married is so tiring!! Phew… I’m starving!”
The next moment, he grabbed the food box that Shui Yun had given him and ate ravenously. “Sob, sob, sob, sob, second senior martial brother is really a righteous person… you saved my life.”
Helan Xue sat down beside him. “Haven’t you already abstained from grain?”
“Abstaining from grain is abstaining from grain. Wanting to eat is wanting to eat. It’s different.” Lin Queli’s mouth was full of pastries. He said with a grin and stuffed another piece in. “It’s so delicious… doesn’t Shizun want to try?”
“Mmm.”
The next moment, Lin Queli’s back of the head was held by Helan Xue, and he exchanged a kiss with him.
Helan Xue did not stop after one kiss. His other hand wrapped around Lin Queli’s waist and deepened the kiss. The two soon became entangled. When he came back to his senses, Lin Queli was already sitting on Helan Xue’s lap.
Now Helan Xue was even more familiar with his body than Lin Queli. In just a moment, Lin Queli was kissed until his whole body was soft and limp, and he leaned against Helan Xue with dazed eyes.
Helan Xue said in a low voice, “It is indeed delicious.”
It was unknown if he was talking about the pastries or something else.
Lin Queli muttered, “You’ve changed.”
“Hmm?”
Lin Queli rested his head on Helan Xue’s shoulder and complained, “Shizun has been almost every day recently… and so fierce.”
Helan Xue pinched Lin Queli’s cheek and raised an eyebrow. “Is A’Li blaming me?”
Helan Xue thought to himself, Lin Queli still has the cheek to complain. He himself has not been any less mischievous, trying to provoke him in all sorts of ways every day.
Lin Queli pouted and said with a red face, “Aiya, although I’m already healed now, I’m still a furnace cauldron’s body… reasonable! But I just want to cuddle with Shizun a little, and Shizun is so fierce. This is not right!
“S-so…!” Lin Queli said righteously, “Tonight in the bridal chamber, Shizun is not allowed to be so fierce, and not so many times.”
Helan Xue chuckled and did not answer, just held up a wine cup on the side. “Let’s drink the nuptial wine first.”
“Oh…!”
The two intertwined their hands and fed each other fine wine.
At this distance, Helan Xue could clearly see Lin Queli’s flushed cheeks from the toasting just now, his watery eyes, and his long eyelashes. The eyelashes fanned lightly, as if they were tickling his heart.
Lin Queli was right. He had just acted cute a little, and he himself wanted to push his luck.
Taxue Xianzun had probably never thought that he would be so aroused, and even more so, so moved by the person before him.
Seeing Lin Queli’s moist lips after drinking the nuptial wine, Helan Xue picked him up horizontally, placed him on the bed, and pressed down on him, smoothly untying his sash.
Wearing the wedding robes, the bright and beautiful Lin Queli almost made Helan Xue unable to take his eyes off him. He was reluctant to let Lin Queli take off these clothes, so he untied the sash, took off the spirit pouch on it, and lifted the hem of the wedding robes, preparing to act.
“W-wait…!” Lin Queli’s hand pushed against Helan Xue’s chest. “The wedding robes… will they be damaged?”
Although they had already bought these wedding robes, it would be a pity if they were damaged!
“No, they can be repaired with a spell later.”
“Oh…!”
“Wait!”
Lin Queli held onto Helan Xue’s shoulder and got up, then pressed him down, straddling Helan Xue’s waist. He lowered his head with a red face and said, “That… today is a grand occasion, a very special day. I have something to give you.”
Lin Queli picked up a spirit pouch from the side and took out another small silver ring from inside.
“This is called a ring. In my hometown, people who are married have to wear them for each other.” Lin Queli said with some shyness and some excitement, “Can I put it on you?”
“Okay.” Helan Xue’s gaze softened. “Is this the thing you’ve been hiding from me and A’Xue and going down the mountain to make these past few days?”
Lin Queli grinned. Of course. He had specially found a blacksmith to custom-make it. Although it was just a simple ring, it had their names engraved on the inside. Now, without machines, it was not easy to find a craftsman who could engrave on such a small iron ring.
Lin Queli had run to several shops before he succeeded.
He held Helan Xue’s wrist and put the ring on his ring finger.
“Okay!”
Helan Xue: “Do I have to put one on you too?”
“Mmm!”
After both of their ring fingers had a matching ring, Lin Queli studied it with great satisfaction. “In my hometown, this means you’re married and taken.”
Helan Xue paused for a moment. “A’Li, do you miss your hometown?”
He often heard Lin Queli mention it. It must be a very beautiful place. It was just a pity that Lin Queli could no longer go back now.
“Mmm…” Lin Queli scratched his head. “I guess so. How can a person not miss the place where they grew up and their country.”
He would also miss Crazy Thursday, Snow King, the small stir-fries in the neighborhood, the restaurants near the school, and so on.
“But it’s just missing it, not sad. Because… I have no family in my hometown…” Lin Queli said in a low voice, “But here I have you, A’Xue, and my senior martial brothers. If I leave here, I will be sad.”
Lin Queli had come back because Helan Xue had said that every little dog is different.
He might meet someone else if he went back, but… it would be different.
Lin Queli chuckled. “Home is where the heart is.”
—That’s right. Home is where the heart is.
Helan Xue’s heart was moved, and he hugged him.
Lin Queli had come to this place for him, far away from his hometown. He would definitely treat him well.
The two’s hands were intertwined, and the two matching rings complemented each other, shining brightly.
“Aiya, don’t talk about these things on a grand occasion. I-I have something else to give…” Lin Queli said in a fluster, “Ah, it’s not a gift. It’s just that since today is so special, let’s do something different… for example, I’ll do it myself! You lie down and don’t move!”
This was what he had seen in the mortal world’s little storybooks.
Helan Xue raised an eyebrow and lay down, letting Lin Queli make a fuss.
Lin Queli held the hem of his wedding robes and straddled Helan Xue, moving carefully.
After a long while.
“Mmm…”
Lin Queli wanted to cry but had no tears.
That’s not right. It was clearly very simple in the little storybooks. How come…
Could it be that he’s too bad at it?
Lin Queli was so frustrated by himself that his eyes were filled with tears. Although he had been the one to tell Helan Xue not to move at the beginning, at this moment, he was trembling and complaining to Helan Xue, “Shizun, are you just going to watch?”
So then Helan Xue reached out to help.
Lin Queli regretted it and cried his eyes out. Helan Xue couldn’t bear it and asked him if he wanted to stop, but he was unwilling, which was in line with his usual personality of being bad but loving to play.
In short, it was another night of absurdity.


After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

欺骗师尊后带球跑了
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Lin Queli transmigrated into a "Long Aotian" novel and was bound to a System.
(Translator's Note: A "Long Aotian" is a popular web novel archetype for an overpowered, arrogant male protagonist.)
This world was on the brink of collapse because its protagonist, the Long Aotian, had yet to be born. 【System: So, dear Host, in order to save the world, your mission is to seduce the Long Aotian's biological father—the head of the Immortal Sects, Taxue Xianzun. You must get pregnant with the Xianzun's seed and give birth to the Long Aotian!】
(TN: "Xianzun" means Immortal Venerable, a title for a powerful cultivator. "Shizun" means Venerable Master.)
Lin Queli: ? Wait a minute, what kind of decent person gets a world-saving mission that involves borrowing someone's seed to have a baby?! Besides, I'm a man!
Taxue Xianzun, Helan Xue, devoted his life to cultivation, devoid of all feelings and desires. He had been in seclusion for a thousand years, forsaking the mortal world, making him exceptionally difficult to approach. The difficulty level of this seduction target was sky-high. And to top it all off, Lin Queli transmigrated at the very beginning into the body of the original novel's arch-nemesis: the Demon Lord, leader of all demons and perpetrator of every imaginable evil, who was destined to be killed by Helan Xue and turned into a "human swine."
(TN: A "human swine" is a gruesome form of torture involving the amputation of all four limbs.)
Lin Queli: ?? Looking at the frosty-faced Helan Xue before him, Lin Queli went plop and collapsed weakly into his arms, as delicate as a willow in the wind, utterly soft and helpless. "Xianzun... you're so fierce. I'm so scared, sob." Demon Lord? Who's that? Never heard of him.
Helan Xue's heart, which had been tranquil for a millennium, had recently begun to throb at his temples every single day. The reason? He had taken on a disciple. This disciple, however, not only showed no ambition for self-improvement but also spent all his days scheming to dual cultivate with him, delusionally hoping to ascend to the heavens in a single step.
(TN: "Dual cultivation" is a practice that can involve the exchange of spiritual energy, often through sexual intimacy, to achieve greater power.)
"Aiya! Shizun, I've fallen, it hurts~" The little thing before him called out "Shizun" in a cloyingly sweet voice, then performed a stiff, clumsy slide-tackle into his arms. "..." Absurd. Helan Xue raised a hand to teach him a lesson, only to see the person in his arms huddled there with teary eyes, like an abandoned puppy. Forget it. His disciple was simply too fragile, simple-minded, and foolish. He would have to be taught slowly.
Later, Lin Queli, his "scheme" having succeeded, patted his round, bulging belly... and ran away. Before long, news spread throughout the Three Realms that Taxue Xianzun was leading an army to exterminate the demons. It was said that he fought his way up the Mount of Demons, eradicating half of the evil in the Demon Realm. That night, on the Mount of Demons, ice and snow weighed down every branch, and the forest was veiled in frost. The Immortal Venerable, his white robes purer than snow, stood at the foot of the mountain with his sword in hand. He stared at his "excessively fragile," "simple and foolish" disciple, who was now sitting on the Demon Lord's throne. His voice was ice-cold. "A'Li, come here."

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