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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 74p1


Chapter 74 Part 1

The Zhang family took the timid, pregnant dog home, planning to take her to the vet for a checkup after Zhang Da Yong’s birth chart restoration ritual.

Based on experience, Old Man Zhang Tianjun estimated she was about a month away from giving birth.

Zhang Da Yong, recalling Wu Heng’s words about animals reincarnating quickly, figured Hei Tan would indeed be reborn as one of her puppies.

Despite their anticipation, they genuinely welcomed the mother dog. If they took good care of her, their family would be rewarded with love.

As they entered the house, a pool of dried blood, from the bear, was still visible in the courtyard.

They had heard on their way back that the bear had been killed by the police and its body donated to the medical school.

They instinctively straightened their clothes, watching as the chubby fox jumped down from the windowsill, its belly jiggling.

Su Da Yi circled the pregnant dog gracefully, then said, a hint of disdain in its voice, ‘Such a foolish dog.’

It was referring to Hei Tan.

Wanting to be a dog for another decade or so, then reincarnate as a human with its owner, taking the long way.

Su Da Yi added, ‘This Fox Immortal will generously look after you.’

It would never forget the small black dog, its tail wagging hesitantly as it gave up its food bowl, a half-eaten chicken leg buried under the rice, topped with fragrant chicken broth, a delicious meal.

That was the best meal it had ever had, starving and weak back then.

It remembered that kindness, it would repay the favor. Su Da Yi was no longer the weak, helpless little fox, it could protect its friend and ensure a good life for him.

Zhang Da Yong, understanding its words, not being able to contact Wu Heng, asked cautiously, “Great Fox Immortal, would you consider becoming our family’s guardian deity?”

He had heard that spirits often helped humans, and without a formal connection, it wasn’t beneficial for either party, especially for the spirit’s cultivation.

Su Da Yi refused, it didn’t like being bound. Helping occasionally when its friend, Hei Tan, was in danger was enough.

The Zhang family wasn’t disappointed. Zhang Da Yong went inside, clipped his four remaining nails, placed all six sets on a plate, and offered them to Su Da Yi, intending to return them.

They figured these nails were a gift for protection against the bear, and with the bear gone, there was no need for them now.

‘I never take back what I give,’ seeing their confusion, Su Da Yi scoffed, ‘Humans are truly foolish, what’s a mere bear? You’ll know true fear when the world is filled with evil.’

Zhang Da Yong and his family shuddered, unable to imagine such a scenario, then put the nails away, thanking the fox spirit.

Su Da Yi, its fluffy tail held high, its eyes gleaming, walked towards the door.

That shaman doctor, Wu Heng, seemed quite capable. Perhaps he could help it with its weight, its chubby figure a source of constant frustration.

After a few steps, it paused, slightly out of breath, and turned to Zhang Da Yong, ‘Can you call me a… ride?


Wu Heng saw Zhang Da Yong’s message, the Fox Immortal wanted to test his skills and was on its way, he should prepare.

Wu Heng: Acknowledged.

Zhang Da Yong’s nails would stop growing now, but Wu Heng still prescribed some medicine to regulate his system.

Soon, Jiaming High School announced in the parent group chat that the situation was resolved, classes would resume tomorrow.

The parents were still worried, afraid of another incident. They even dreamt of figures in Zhongshan suits, their faces obscured, holding handwritten apology letters.

They wanted to keep their children home for a few more days, but the students, seemingly energized by the “teachers,” were eager to return, their enthusiasm for studying unprecedented.

[Jiaming High School Official: Please rest assured, we will be administering state-approved vaccines to enhance the physical well-being of our students and staff, please ensure your children have breakfast and bring their vaccination records to the infirmary.]

The parents knew about these vaccines, reportedly developed for years, prioritizing young people, and those with connections had heard that their purpose wasn’t just physical well-being, but protection against negative energy, a collaboration with the Xuanmen.

It also happened to be Jiaming High School’s biannual health checkup day. All students and staff, even those absent, were urged to participate.

Some parents, carefully reading the vaccination guidelines, noticed a list of doctors in a corner.

They didn’t recognize most, but the last one was familiar—

Wu Heng.

Not just the same name, but the Wu Heng, from Chengde Medical Clinic.

The principal had been worried that parents, after the incident, wouldn’t trust the school anymore, now he was receiving a flood of messages.

[Parent XX: Principal, can I get vaccinated too? I’ll pay.]
[Mother XX: Principal, can parents also be vaccinated?]

The principal was speechless. The Xuanmen’s credibility wasn’t as high as an online shaman doctor’s.

He agreed with them.

Wu Heng had declined the school’s offer of transportation, saying he would arrive on time, so the principal didn’t insist.

Early in the morning, as You Jin opened the clinic, he saw Zhou Yi in his uniform, Shi Xuan also in his Jiaming High School uniform, ready for school.

Zhou Yi going to school was normal, but Shi Xuan? He was staying in Beijing for another day, why wear his uniform now? And even Wu Heng had a backpack, although in casual clothes.

“Brother You Jin, I’m going out today. If you can handle the patients, then go ahead, otherwise wait for me to return.”

You Jin nodded, with his master away for months, he was used to making house calls with the medical kit.

Then he grabbed Wu Heng’s sleeve, “Xiao Heng, you have to come back, okay? Don’t be like your grandfather! I’ll worry!”

“Don’t worry, Brother You Jin,” Shi Xuan said, taking Wu Heng’s backpack, “We’re leaving.”

You Jin was almost in tears, Xiao Heng had finally made a friend!

The three of them walked towards the village entrance, parting ways with Zhou Yi, who was returning to school. They headed for the well at the east end.

The aftereffects of the Nuo opera festival lingered. Da Bai and Xi Xi were avoiding the area, the well was empty.

Wu Heng looked at Shi Xuan, “You go first, I’ll follow.”

Shi Xuan suddenly grabbed his wrist and, without a word, jumped.

Wu Heng, intentionally not chanting any spells, let Shi Xuan lead him through the waterways, following his Yin qi.

Emerging from Da Bai’s new well, he looked at the sports field of Jiaming High School in the distance.

He made it. Shi Xuan, without any spells, simply his will, had brought him here.

If not for the heavy Yin qi, he would have thought he was a fellow practitioner.

Shi Xuan, his hand still holding Wu Heng’s wrist, asked, a faint smile in his eyes, “Can I attend your school?”

Wu Heng joked, “Are you paying tuition?”

Shi Xuan reached into his pocket for his wallet, and Wu Heng quickly pulled his hand away, “I don’t need your money.”

Shi Xuan decided to give it to Brother You Jin later.

They entered the school through the back gate. It was Wu Heng’s first time inside a high school in this world. A prestigious school indeed, a large campus, excellent facilities.

Wu Heng and Shi Xuan parted ways, he heading to the infirmary, where a Taoist doctor from the Xuanmen, dressed in a white coat and a face mask – a stark contrast to his Taoist robes from the other night, very modern – was already waiting.

They greeted each other politely, sizing each other up.

The infirmary was large. After changing into a lab coat, Wu Heng sat at his designated table.

The Xuanmen recognized his skills, and since the vaccine was related to metaphysics, they assigned a senior Taoist doctor to assist him and administer the vaccines.

Soon, the sounds of students approaching, the senior class first.

“I want to be Doctor Wu’s first patient!” Li Hao’s voice boomed from the doorway.


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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