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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 74p2


Chapter 74 Part 2

The infirmary entrance was crowded, like a celebrity appearance.

The doors opened, and Li Hao and He Yunxiao rushed in like Olympic sprinters, almost knocking over the table.

Wu Heng: “…”

This was a vaccination, not a money giveaway!

He Yunxiao, perhaps because of Xi Xi’s aura, was slightly faster, wincing slightly as he received his shot, smugly watching the frustrated Li Hao, who had missed his chance.

After being vaccinated, the students lingered, staring at Wu Heng curiously, their first time seeing him up close, even more handsome than online, and in a lab coat, he didn’t look like a mysterious shaman doctor at all.

Excited chatter erupted from outside, and Wu Heng watched with surprise as a pretty girl with short hair was escorted inside, surrounded by people.

“A celebrity student returning for vaccination? She’s usually never here,” Li Hao said, surprised, pressing a cotton swab to his arm.

The celebrity seemed to be in a hurry, seeing the long line at Wu Heng’s table, she went to the other one, cameras flashing. Wang Dong and the Black Hairs were among those taking photos.

Wu Heng’s gaze followed her, until a shadow fell over him, blocking his view.

Shi Xuan, in a loose T-shirt, his sleeves rolled up, revealing his toned arms, biceps flexing, pulled his attention back.

He suddenly remembered their “reciprocity” moment, Shi Xuan showing him his abs. His good friend was indeed… well-built.

“Doctor, not getting vaccinated?” a voice asked.

Wu Heng hesitated, “Are you sure?”

This vaccine was developed by the Xuanmen, to replenish Yang qi and protect against evil spirits, effective for ordinary people, but not for someone like Shi Xuan, whose body was filled with Yin qi.

Even He Yunxiao had suggested he feign illness, after all, it was voluntary.

Shi Xuan: “Yes.”

Not getting vaccinated would require an explanation, a hassle.

The elderly Taoist doctor, after checking his normal temperature on his medical report, handed Wu Heng the vaccine.

Shi Xuan’s expression didn’t change as the needle pierced his skin.

Afterward, as required, they had to wait for half an hour, so the students sat on the benches, some sleeping, some reading.

Li Hao and his friends gave Shi Xuan a thumbs-up. “So badass, even getting vaccinated.”

He Yunxiao said, “Our Brother Shi is immune to Yang energy. That little bit from a vaccine is nothing.”

Even the snake that made him pregnant was afraid of Shi Xuan, what was a vaccine to him? Besides, he was still human.

Shi Xuan, his face impassive, reading calmly, showed no signs of discomfort.

The celebrity student, sitting a few rows behind, feeling drowsy, leaned against her friend and closed her eyes.

After half an hour, the head of their senior year entered, “If you’re all feeling fine, return to your classrooms.”

As they filed out, a scream suddenly echoed through the hall.

“Huh? Where am I? Wasn’t I just… gardening?” The celebrity rubbed her eyes, her voice filled with confusion.

Her friend chuckled, “Gardening? You must be dreaming! This is the infirmary! We all came for vaccinations.”

The celebrity, staring at her friend, then blurted out, “…Who… who are you?”

Her friend was stunned. “Huh?”

Had she forgotten her best friend? She hadn’t been back to school much lately due to filming, but they chatted online frequently.

“She must still be half-asleep,” another student suggested. “Get some fresh air.”

The commotion quickly died down.

Wu Heng, watching the girl’s retreating figure, took out a piece of paper, wrote a secret character on it, and handed it to Wang Dong. “Give this to her.”

Wang Dong was almost in tears!

Doctor Wu was so good to him! Creating an opportunity for him to meet his idol! Even Brother Hao didn’t have this privilege.

This celebrity student wasn’t very popular online, famous only for her looks, many negative comments, but some dedicated fans based purely on her appearance, Wang Dong among them.

Clutching the talisman, he rushed out.

The elderly Taoist doctor quietly observed all this, then, during a break, said gently to Wu Heng, “Doctor Wu, thank you for taking care of Chen Zhao.”

Wu Heng smiled. “You must be Chen Zhao’s master. Isn’t he treating those patients with the… diseases… for you now?”

The old man stroked his beard, his voice filled with benevolent concern, “I’ve cured them all, following Doctor Wu’s instructions. I’m here to assist with the vaccinations.”

Wu Heng: …Really?

What assistance? This was about money.

Wu Heng thanked a student who brought him water, took a sip, and asked, “Is there something you want to tell me, old man?”

The old man looked around, embarrassed.

That was fifty thousand yuan!

Fifty thousand, that unfilial disciple had just transferred it to him! He was certain that Wu Heng had given Chen Zhao one hundred thousand, that’s why he was so generous, giving half to his master.

A Taoist doctor wouldn’t be swayed by money, but he would gladly bow down to it.

All that talk about integrity was just hot air, faced with starvation, he would bend faster than anyone.

Although an officially recognized organization, the Xuanmen was different from government agencies or state-owned enterprises.

The government recognized their skills, but internally, it was still autonomous, only occasionally taking on official assignments, the salaries coming from within.

He continued, his voice indignant, “That unfilial wretch, Chen Zhao, said he wanted to take me and join another sect, such disrespectful words, how shameless…”

Wu Heng, intrigued, “And?”

The old man declared righteously, “So I’ve decided to bring my unfilial disciple to join your esteemed sect.”

Wu Heng: “…”

Heaven truly worked in mysterious ways, these two were destined to be master and disciple.

Wu Heng was speechless as the old man continued to study him, this wasn’t just an ordinary intern. He couldn’t see through his abilities despite observing him for so long.

His deceased master had said, hard work was no match for latching onto someone powerful.

Although Wu Heng looked young, perhaps just superficially so. With him, their master-disciple duo would never have to worry about food again.

Wu Heng paused. “…I’ll consider it.”

He then continued administering vaccines. Being a prestigious school, there weren’t many students, the process quick.

Wu Heng, in casual clothes now, his backpack on, thanked the principal, “Thank you, Principal. I’ll audit your classes.”

Attending once or twice a week, bringing back resources for Zhou Yi, even some exam papers and online lessons, would be helpful.

The principal beamed and patted his shoulder, repeatedly agreeing.

Although just an auditor, with Wu Heng’s presence, he felt the school was safer, and their connection would make seeking help easier in the future.

Wu Heng followed the homeroom teacher to the classroom, and the students fell silent as he entered.

“This is Wu Heng. He’ll be auditing our classes from now on.”

Shi Xuan’s gaze, fixed on the window outside, turned to Wu Heng, surprise in his usually indifferent eyes. Wu Heng had never mentioned this.

The next second, he kicked Li Hao, who was smugly fantasizing about being classmates with Wu Heng, and said coldly, “Return to your seat.”


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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