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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 89p2


Chapter 89 Part 2

When the homeroom teacher and the principal arrived, they saw the bizarre scene: the boy on the floor, wrestling with thin air, as if possessed.

Remembering yesterday’s incident, the teacher called out, “Teacher Zhou? Zhou Fenghua? Please stop causing trouble! You care about your students! This will affect their studies!”

This was absurd!

A dead teacher fighting a student?! And how did she even get in? The school was sealed.

Just then, Zhou Yi arrived with Officer Wang and the Gu masters.

Grandma Lai, holding a bamboo tube, dipped her pinky in the insect repellent, flipped her hand three times, then flicked the liquid at Tang Liang.

As the dark liquid landed on his skin, he froze, his eyes fixed on the ceiling, a black insect emerging from his throat.

Grandma Lai quickly captured it in her jar.

“Ah—!” The students screamed.

The principal and teachers were stunned, a student… dead… at their school?!

Zhou Yi quickly explained the situation, and the principal, initially horrified, then realized, “So Teacher Zhou wasn’t causing trouble?”

She was here to protect her students?

The students were terrified. So Tang Liang, their classmate, wasn’t even human, just a bug wearing human skin? Some girls almost fainted.

The boy who almost drank the water was shaking, his legs weak.

He knelt, kowtowing towards the air, tears streaming down his face, “Thank you, Teacher Zhou! If it weren’t for you…”

Zhou Fenghua, not bothering to help him up, scanned the other students.

‘I… I can see the mature Gu worms inside them…’

Grandma Lai relayed her words, and the principal, slamming his fist into his hand, ordered, “Seal the school! All students confined to their classrooms!”

He looked at the air where Zhou Fenghua was, his voice filled with respect. “Teacher Zhou, please, we’re counting on you.”

After they left, the police removing Tang Liang’s body, the students, although scared, began discussing.

Having witnessed Zhou Yi’s possession and fall, their acceptance of the supernatural had increased.

“So, anyone who shared saliva might have those eggs? And if they hatch, we’ll become like Tang Liang?” The class president summarized, swallowing nervously.

“I’m reporting Chen Yong and Li Jiajia! They’re dating!”

“And I saw the class representative and the girl from Class 2 kissing the other night!”

“…”

Zhou Yi, listening to the gossip, pushed up his glasses, so he was the only one truly focused on studying.

“Hey, is that the point now?!” the class representative, holding his pen, exclaimed. “Are we just going to let Teacher Zhou be trapped in one of those pots?!”

Silence fell.

Justice and retribution, a universal concept.

Many of them, from the villages, had seen those pots before, their grandparents consulting with Gu masters when they were sick, using insects for healing.

Those pots, unlike prisons with windows and sunlight…

A student whispered, “With all these supernatural things happening, what difference does it make if Teacher Zhou stays until June? We’ll get used to it.”

“Think about it, even as a ghost, she won’t harm us, and she can see those things we can’t, maybe even warn us! The principal can just give her a new job, teach us ghost evacuation drills!”

Another objected, “But she’s a ghost! Didn’t Doctor Wu say ghosts cause illnesses? Teacher Zhou knows this, that’s why she’s willing to be… confined.”

They walked to the windows, the school sealed off, police cars and an ambulance outside, a body bag being carried out, another living corpse.

“Zhou Yi, call Doctor Wu!”

Zhou Yi contacted Wu Heng on WeChat. Wu Heng’s face was tense, and they could faintly hear Wu Su screaming in the background.

Having arranged the banquet and chosen several pigs, intending to slaughter a few in the backyard for his son’s coming-of-age ceremony, Wu Su, with the useless Chen Zhao and You Jin unable to hold them,

Was now riding a pig, screaming, “Help! Xiao Heng, I don’t want to ride a pig!”

Wu Heng, telling Da Bai to handle it, took the phone and sat down.

Zhou Yi, holding the phone, the other students crowding around him, said, “Xiao Heng, it seems Teacher Zhou and those Gu masters caught several living corpses, but she can’t see those who only have the eggs inside.”

Wu Heng nodded. “Just eggs, not a problem, some deworming medicine, or the vaccine works too, I’ll post some common remedies in a few days.”

The students immediately thought of the rumored press conference and relaxed.

“Teacher Zhou, is there… any other way?” Zhou Yi asked, unable to bear the thought.

Life and death, if she could reincarnate, it would be a different story, but this…

Wu Heng glanced at Da Bai, who had rushed out, hissing at the rampaging pig, finally stopping it.

“You all know the story of Nezha, right? He was reborn in a new body.”

Ancient shamanic practices predated even the Shang and Zhou dynasties, similar principles.

“A lotus root! Yes, Nezha was a lotus root person!” one student exclaimed.

“We can get some! They’re cheap!” another added excitedly.

Wu Heng shook his head, “No need for lotus roots. If you’re sincere, each dig a handful of soil from in front of your main hall’s entrance, mix it with well water, form a ball, and place it on the Nuo God Temple’s altar.”

He had considered paper effigies. Powerful practitioners could bind souls to them, practically human as long as they carried an umbrella during the day, but they were fragile, easily damaged, flammable, and even Yin messengers might mistake them for lost souls and capture them.

But mud, a primal element, a gift from Heaven, connected to the earth, the perfect vessel for a soul wanting to remain in the human world.

“If, by tomorrow morning, they haven’t dried or cracked…”

Zhou Yi asked anxiously, “What does that mean?”

Wu Heng, glancing at the paper figure with Zhou Fenghua’s birth date, smiled faintly, “It means Heaven has granted leniency.”

The legend of Nuwa creating humans from mud… Wu Heng, although a shaman doctor, couldn’t replicate that. He had molded an ear and teeth for Liu Ziyang, but those were just decorations, like prosthetic eyes, only those with merit could receive Heaven’s favor, their wishes fulfilled, the mud body more than just a shell, even recognized by Yin messengers as a living person.

“Understood!” they shouted.

They couldn’t offer much, but a handful of soil was easy.

The incident at Hezipo Middle School couldn’t be hidden. Crowds had gathered outside the school.

After all, that teacher in Doctor Wu’s live stream, she was from their school! Something must have happened.

School was dismissed early. As they left, carrying their backpacks, they were bombarded with questions.

Zhou Yi, a day student, wanted to get the soil, but how? He usually rode his scooter, today he came by police car.

“Hey, aren’t you Doctor Wu’s friend, Zhou Yi?” a voice called out.

He turned and saw a luxury car from the provincial capital. Looking at the passengers, he said, “Oh, you’re the one with the snake fetuses, aren’t you?”

He Yunxiao chuckled and nodded. Then Zhou Yi, looking at the others, “And you guys are the ones who were crawling around our village during summer vacation.”

Li Hao and his friends were outraged!

“You only remember us crawling?! What about the 5G base station we built?!”

Zhou Yi apologized, “Ah, that was just… more memorable.”

They were speechless.

“Get in, we’ll take you to Nan Nuo,” He Yunxiao, barely able to contain his laughter, offered.

Zhou Yi, knowing their connection with Wu Heng, accepted without hesitation, figuring they were probably going to his birthday party.

This road led to Nan Nuo village, they must have passed by the school and seen the commotion.

They nodded, exactly.

Eighteen was a special birthday. They had made time, their families also supportive. This was He Yunxiao’s first visit.

“What happened at your school? Police cordon, body bags?” Li Hao asked. “Could it be… that teacher from the live stream?”

Zhou Yi quickly corrected him. “Don’t speculate! Not Teacher Zhou, it’s the Gu worms.”

Knowing their connection with Wu Heng, he briefly explained the situation, Li Hao and the others’ eyes widening in shock.

He Yunxiao couldn’t believe it. “What? Gu worms controlling corpses?! Pretending to be human?! What is this world coming to?!”

Li Hao, thinking for a moment, then asked, “Zhou Yi, do you know… the grades of those students? They must be failing, right?”

Zhou Yi, recalling their ranking, said casually, “Not too bad. I don’t know about the others, but that Tang Liang kid can sometimes score over 500, way above the first-tier university admission score.”

Li Hao and his friends almost burst into tears. “Seriously? Bugs smarter than us?! We’re the real insects!”


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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Ruubix
Ruubix
24 days ago

Bugs apparently study?

Thanks for the hard work!

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