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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 97p1


Chapter 97 Part 1

Wu Heng watched as the headless ghost, terrified, quickly ended the live stream connection.

[Hahaha, he ran away? That ghost was all talk.]

[Having connections in the underworld is useful, even ghosts are afraid.]
[We all have connections down there, our ancestors watching over us.]

[Don’t mess with the protagonist. Serves him right, but those stolen heads…]

‘Found him. He’s here,’ Lai Jun said, showing Wu Heng his tablet.

Wu Heng: “Let’s go.”

He ended the stream and pulled Shi Xuan outside, leaving a bewildered Lai Jun.

‘Where are you going? That address is in the underworld!

Wu Heng turned to the Yin messenger, “Is your work stress affecting your hearing?”

Lai Jun: ‘?’

No, seriously, that address, the underworld.

You Jin cried out in alarm, “Xiao Heng!”

Wu Heng, seeing You Jin and Zhou Yi’s worried faces, smiled gently, “Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon, before New Year’s,”

You Jin frantically stuffed fruits and pastries into their pockets. “Take some food for the journey.”

“Come back soon!”

Xi Xi immediately said, ‘Godfather, Godfather, I’ll protect everyone while you’re gone!

Da Bai quickly added, ‘Me too!’

‘You’re going to the underworld? Seriously? How? You’re both alive! Don’t you need a Road Pass?‘ Lai Jun, following them out of the clinic, his voice filled with disbelief.

“The wells lead to the underworld. Just follow the waterways,” Wu Heng explained, the wells in their area connected to the Southern Gate.

Lai Jun was puzzled, souls needed Road Passes to enter the underworld, how could living humans enter? Unless they were Live Impermanences. And a living person couldn’t survive in the underworld with so little Yang qi, even Wu Heng, powerful shaman doctor, might be able to protect himself but wouldn’t be able to enter the gates.

He couldn’t just storm the gates of hell for a headless ghost, right? That would be ridiculous, was it even that important?

He offered, ‘How about I go capture that headless ghost myself?

“Shi Xuan, I’m taking you to the underworld.” Wu Heng suddenly took his hand, knowing he needed guidance.

Before Lai Jun could react, they jumped into the well.

Aiya!” Lai Jun exclaimed and quickly followed.

Wu Heng had been to the underworld once, a desolate, eerie place, filled with ghosts.

Being a shaman doctor, his nature repelled the Yin qi. He hadn’t returned since, but the underworld was different now, the muddy paths being repaired, even trees planted along the sides.

Holding Shi Xuan’s hand tightly in the dim light, he looked up, the Southern Gate, a majestic structure, towering at the end of the road.

Countless spirits, led by Yin messengers, were heading towards it.

Lai Jun, staring at them, puzzled, Wu Heng he understood, but Shi Xuan, alive and well, not a scratch on him?

‘Everyone, our famous landmark, the Southern Gate! Take your photos now, only five minutes,‘ an Yin messenger called out, his official phone in hand, ‘No phones? My services are available, 500 underworld dollars per photo.’

Wu Heng was speechless, inflation down there truly out of control.

Lai Jun explained, ‘Earning a little extra on the side. Escorting souls and offering tour packages, easy money.’

Probably scamming those new ghosts, promising VIP treatment, when escorting souls was their job.

Wu Heng chuckled, “We’ll go independent then.”

They headed towards the gate, Lai Jun taking out his ID, the ghosts their road passes.

After Lai Jun passed through, he was contemplating how to sneak Wu Heng and Shi Xuan inside when Shi Xuan simply walked through.

Lai Jun was stunned. ‘How…?’

Shi Xuan pointed at the scanner. “Automatic.”

Lai Jun was even more bewildered, ‘?’

That facial recognition scanner was for high-ranking officials! Even he, as an Yin messenger, had to show his ID!

‘No facial match, no Road Pass, no entry,’ the gatekeeper, a small, green ghost, looking at Wu Heng disapprovingly, Wu Heng’s aura making them uncomfortable.

Wu Heng calmly placed his black stone seal on the scanner, and the gate opened.

He walked through, the ghost guards staring after him, stunned, then, turning to Shi Xuan, a faint smile on his face, “Borrowed authority is quite effective.”

Lai Jun suddenly rushed over, his eyes gleaming, ‘Brother Shi, why don’t you… die? You can join me, how about that?’

Had this guy worked in the underworld before, then reincarnated? That’s why the scanner recognized him?

He had wanted to offer him a lowly internship! He had underestimated him! Perhaps he was a superior!

Shi Xuan looked at him, “You still need more practice.”

Lai Jun’s heart sank, rejected again.

‘Alright, alright, let’s go catch that headless ghost and earn some merit points,’ he said, deflated.

Beyond the gates, the underworld stretched out before them, a single eerie, green moon in the sky.

Shi Xuan looked at his hands, Yin qi swirling, a sense of… belonging, like finding his roots.

They followed Lai Jun to the address he had found. The headless ghost was sleeping on the muddy ground, a pile of heads beside it, what could that shaman doctor possibly do? He couldn’t come to the underworld, could he?

And that Yin messenger, although able to capture it, escorting souls was more profitable. He wouldn’t bother.

It was well hidden in a damp, dark forest.

‘Didn’t I end the stream?’ the headless ghost mumbled, looking up, seeing a familiar handsome face.

‘Gotcha!’ Lai Jun threw his rope and expertly captured it.

The headless ghost, startled, instinctively tried to break free. It could easily snap this low-level Yin messenger’s neck!

Then it saw him, the man standing beside the shaman doctor, his expression cold, a powerful presence.

Its defiance vanished, frozen in fear.

‘So arrogant during the live stream, challenging Doctor Wu?‘ Lai Jun, surprised by the easy capture, couldn’t resist kicking it, his bully nature resurfacing.

The headless ghost cursed inwardly, it didn’t know they could track him down here.

And that shaman doctor, still alive, how did he even get here?! A Live Impermanence?

It sniffed him carefully, no, not a Live Impermanence.

“Those heads,” Wu Heng said, looking at them with disgust, “I’m taking them.”

The headless ghost, not daring to disobey, took the head it was wearing and handed it to Wu Heng, who hesitated, not sure how to even hold it.

Shi Xuan, looking at Lai Jun, “Get a bag.”

Lai Jun immediately replied, ‘Yes, sir!’

“Leave that container for me,” Wu Heng added.

Shi Xuan took off his jacket, placed it on the muddy ground, and then, holding Wu Heng’s waist, jumped down from a branch, landing on the jacket, his cloth shoes clean.

The headless ghost didn’t dare speak, afraid of getting beaten up.

“So smug earlier, during the live stream, weren’t you?” Wu Heng smiled.


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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