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After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun 49


Chapter 49

Lin Queli clearly pleaded with Helan Xue to be gentler, but Helan Xue was even fiercer than last time. It must be because the previous Lin Queli was a beloved little disciple, while this time he was a “heinous” demon.
Lin Queli cried until he was out of breath. Just the ethereal spiritual energy was enough to make him, a furnace cauldron, unbearable. The spiritual energy was easier than the prayer beads, and it could reach the deepest part without any obstruction, opening the door wide for Helan Xue to directly begin.
So, without any preparation or other intimacy, Helan Xue pressed him down and began.
And last time, when Lin Queli cried too miserably, Helan Xue would restrain himself a little, and would even hold him and coax him, stroking his little disciple’s cheek and hair to reassure him.
But this time, after Lin Queli’s mouth was sealed, he could not beg for mercy. The faint whimpers from his throat and his tears were buried in his arm. Helan Xue could not see them, nor did he have the energy to look.
Helan Xue was not as restrained and at ease as last time. His blood-red eyes were now filled with a monstrous possessiveness, and his breathing was even heavier.
Half a year, nearly two hundred days…
Helan Xue had been searching for him for a long time, so long that it had become an inner demon, fermenting into fine, dense threads of affection, almost pulling Taxue Xianzun down from his lofty divine altar.
This was the first time in a thousand years that Taxue Xianzun had been trapped by threads of affection, and he had not even figured it out yet.
But the leader of the Righteous Path had his own duties. As a cultivator of the Dao of Cangsheng, he had a greater responsibility. Therefore, only in this secret place could he vent his unspeakable desires.
Lin Queli could only passively endure Helan Xue’s “punishment” again and again. He unconsciously bit his hand, drawing blood.
Smelling the blood, Helan Xue frowned and turned him over.
“Mmm—!”
With this movement, Lin Queli’s eyes rolled back. Perhaps because his mouth was sealed, he accidentally bit his own tongue.
Helan Xue looked at the blood trickling from the corner of Lin Queli’s mouth, then at his hand, took a deep breath, and released the ban on Lin Queli.
“You…”
Sob, sob, sob…” After regaining his voice, Lin Queli propped himself up and cried as he hugged Helan Xue, burying himself in his arms and sobbing, “Shizun, can you be gentler? Please… sob, sob, sob, it will affect the baby. I-I’m carrying Shizun’s baby…”
Helan Xue’s body stiffened.
Lin Queli’s mind was already gone, and he subconsciously called out “Shizun,” but…
It was better to keep this mouth sealed. What nonsense was he saying!
Where did this person learn these filthy words!
No… he was originally the Demon Lord. I misunderstood him.
Thinking of this, Helan Xue pushed him away with a cold face, letting Lin Queli lie obediently on the grass, and his mouth was sealed again.
Sob, sob, sob, sob, sob—!!
Lin Queli was about to faint from anger.
Helan Xue doesn’t believe him!
Fortunately, the snowball was not in his sea of consciousness now. Although he couldn’t see it, Lin Queli was so scared that Helan Xue would be too fierce and even affect his real body and the child outside his sea of consciousness.
“What are you thinking about?”
Helan Xue pinched Lin Queli’s chin, his gaze somewhat gloomy. “You can still be dazed at a time like this. Are you not planning how to deceive This Venerable again?”
Lin Queli shook his head frantically in fear.
Please, heavens, distinguish between loyalty and treachery!! Did he eat a bear’s heart and a leopard’s gall to still want to deceive Helan Xue!
Lin Queli hugged Helan Xue’s hand and rubbed his face against it in a fawning manner.
Helan Xue paused.
His face darkened even more, and the scarlet in his eyes actually receded, replaced by that cold and distant gold.
Helan Xue said in a hoarse voice, “Are you that afraid of This Venerable? The great Demon Lord is so subservient. Can anyone still bully you now?”
Lin Queli quickly shook his head again.
He wasn’t afraid of Helan Xue, he was just, just…
Lin Queli wanted Helan Xue to hug him, and even more hoped to be held in his Shizun’s arms as preciously as last time. Even if he was still so fierce, he could smell the woody scent on Helan Xue.
He didn’t like this, as if he were being disliked and rejected by Helan Xue.
But perhaps Helan Xue now… really did dislike him.
But he clearly hadn’t done anything wrong…
Lin Queli pouted. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got, from the initial fear to now being unwilling to accept it.
Lin Luo was the one who killed and set fires. Tricking Helan Xue into dual cultivating was the System’s mission. But now he was the one taking the blame and being bullied by Helan Xue like this. He was practically Dou E!

(TN: Dou E is a famous character from a Chinese play who was wrongly executed, a symbol of great injustice.)

Lin Queli opened his mouth and bit Helan Xue’s arm hard.
Helan Xue’s eyes narrowed slightly, and he let Lin Queli bite.
In any case, a new round of movements began, and Lin Queli couldn’t bite anymore.
Seeing that Lin Queli was dazed, Helan Xue held Lin Queli’s ankle and put the jade bracelet, which symbolized his identity as a disciple of the Myriad Sword Sect, back on Lin Queli.
In the past, Lin Queli had worn it here. Now it was just… returning to its original owner.
At this moment, Lin Queli’s ankle was flushed, and his skin was even scalding hot. After being wrapped by this cold jade bracelet, he even flinched.
But Lin Queli was already dazed now and didn’t notice this detail. Helan Xue waved his hand and used a spell to make the jade bracelet invisible, so that its owner could not feel its presence.
Then came the long cultivation.
Lin Queli wanted to cry but had no tears. To make matters worse, the System had exchanged for a deep sleep item for him, so he couldn’t escape this sea of consciousness. And in the sea of consciousness, he couldn’t escape Helan Xue’s confinement. He didn’t know how long he had been fooling around with Helan Xue, maybe a day, maybe two, maybe even longer…
When Helan Xue’s figure gradually dissipated, presumably after the time limit for the divine connection was up, Lin Queli almost sang a song of gratitude.
But when Helan Xue finally dissipated, he was still staring at him.
Lin Queli met those impassive golden eyes and shivered.
Those eyes seemed to be saying that they would meet again.


“…!”
Lin Queli suddenly opened his eyes, and his first reaction was to look around frantically.
Good! It was his familiar cave. The surroundings were silent, and there were no strange movements, nor was that god of death there.
Lin Queli breathed a sigh of relief, and then he only felt that his whole body was sore and weak.
Although it was just a divine connection, Lin Queli felt that his physical body was still slightly affected, especially his waist where he had been held down. He lifted his robe to take a look, and sure enough, there was a faint bruise.
Fortunately, it wasn’t as deep as in his dream…
He patted the snowball in his belly. The snowball would enter a deep sleep after being driven out of his sea of consciousness. Now it was also sleeping obediently, so it seemed there was no major problem.
Only then did Lin Queli completely relax.
He moved his body, and then he stiffened.
Damn it…
Lin Queli’s face turned red as he used a water spell to clean the liquid flowing down his thigh.
He clearly only needed to dual cultivate with Helan Xue once to complete the mission, but for various reasons, he had to have his chrysanthemum opened a second time, sob, sob, sob…
He didn’t know what was wrong with Helan Xue, why he would want to dual cultivate with him again!
Why on earth is this?

【To threaten the Host!】
The System finally successfully booted up, and the sudden voice startled Lin Queli.
“Huh? Threaten?”
【That’s right. After dual cultivating with the Immortal Venerable twice, the Sky Frost Flower, this substitute, will not be as effective for the Host afterwards!】
“…”
Damn it!
【But look on the bright side, the Host successfully survived this calamity and even earned a huge amount of points. Now the Host has four-digit points!】
Lin Queli: “…”
Lin Queli: “I can’t think!! What do I do next time?!”
【Host, don’t worry. It’s not as effective, but it’s not completely useless. Host, this is your last time waking up. You can either use the Sky Frost Flower or endure it. After three months, we can run away after giving birth to the Long Aotian!】
“…”
That’s right.
Lin Queli only felt it was strange.
He was leaving…
This time he was really leaving.
Lin Queli swallowed hard. “But are we just leaving like this? Aren’t you a plot repair system? After we leave, Lin Luo will still be there, and the Demon Sword can be activated at any time. Doesn’t that mean my snowball can also be killed at any time!”
The snowball would still be a baby when it was born. How could it have any resistance!
【Then the Host is underestimating the protagonist’s halo! Host, don’t worry. After the Long Aotian is born, we can just throw him in a random village, and he’ll be able to survive and follow the plot! That’s the son of destiny, the world’s consciousness. Now it’s only because he’s in your belly that his fate is affected, and he’s not fully formed yet, so there’s a chance he could be killed!】
Lin Queli: “…Oh, so it’s my problem, I’m sorry.”
But…
Lin Queli frowned.
The Long Aotian could naturally survive no matter what.
—Without a father’s love or a mother’s care, even if he begged everywhere and was bullied, and grew up with an unhealthy mind and body, it was still considered surviving.
Anyway, the more tragic the protagonist, the more suitable it was for a face-slapping plot. It seemed that the protagonist was supposed to suffer these hardships.
But… this was his snowball.
【Host… we can’t interfere with the fate of a paper person~】
Lin Queli said irritably, “I know.”
【Regardless of whether the Long Aotian will become an enemy of Taxue Xianzun after he grows up and kill Taxue Xianzun, and regardless of whether the Demon Sword will be activated and cause devastation, these are things we cannot control!】
The System’s mission indeed only went this far. The rest was not its business. At most, if something happened again in the future, there would be a new system and a new host to solve it.
Lin Queli scratched his head.
He changed the subject and asked another question he was concerned about. “So how did the Immortal Venerable successfully enter my sea of consciousness?”
【It seems it was because of the prayer beads!】
“?!”
Only then did Lin Queli know that the prayer beads also had a positioning function. He had thought it was just for warding off evil! Sob, sob, sob, if he had known, he would have left the prayer beads and the jade bracelet behind!
But Lin Queli looked down at his wrist and saw that his only spirit sand had already shattered. After the spirit sand shattered, the spirit rope also automatically disappeared. Now his wrist was empty.
Ah, this.
Lin Queli was stunned for a moment, then sighed.
It’s also good. After the wrist broke, the last connection between him and Helan Xue was also gone. At least he didn’t have to worry about being tracked again, and he didn’t have to worry about how to destroy it.
It was a pity that he wouldn’t have any “souvenirs” when he went back in the future. After all, that longevity lock was for the Long Aotian, not his.
Lin Queli shook his head to stop his wandering thoughts, and then asked with some worry, “Then the Immortal Venerable has already come to my sea of consciousness. He wouldn’t have found out where I am, right?”
【Hmm…】
【Taking a step back, even if he can locate the Host, it’s useless, right? You are now in the Mount of Demons. He can’t just directly attack the Mount of Demons, right?】
“…That makes sense.”
Lin Queli stroked his belly with mixed feelings.
In any case, although he hadn’t gotten the Sky Frost Flower, at least the current calamity had passed…
The rest would have to wait until he woke up later.
Lin Queli fell asleep again with a troubled mind and worry.


After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

欺骗师尊后带球跑了
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Lin Queli transmigrated into a "Long Aotian" novel and was bound to a System.
(Translator's Note: A "Long Aotian" is a popular web novel archetype for an overpowered, arrogant male protagonist.)
This world was on the brink of collapse because its protagonist, the Long Aotian, had yet to be born. 【System: So, dear Host, in order to save the world, your mission is to seduce the Long Aotian's biological father—the head of the Immortal Sects, Taxue Xianzun. You must get pregnant with the Xianzun's seed and give birth to the Long Aotian!】
(TN: "Xianzun" means Immortal Venerable, a title for a powerful cultivator. "Shizun" means Venerable Master.)
Lin Queli: ? Wait a minute, what kind of decent person gets a world-saving mission that involves borrowing someone's seed to have a baby?! Besides, I'm a man!
Taxue Xianzun, Helan Xue, devoted his life to cultivation, devoid of all feelings and desires. He had been in seclusion for a thousand years, forsaking the mortal world, making him exceptionally difficult to approach. The difficulty level of this seduction target was sky-high. And to top it all off, Lin Queli transmigrated at the very beginning into the body of the original novel's arch-nemesis: the Demon Lord, leader of all demons and perpetrator of every imaginable evil, who was destined to be killed by Helan Xue and turned into a "human swine."
(TN: A "human swine" is a gruesome form of torture involving the amputation of all four limbs.)
Lin Queli: ?? Looking at the frosty-faced Helan Xue before him, Lin Queli went plop and collapsed weakly into his arms, as delicate as a willow in the wind, utterly soft and helpless. "Xianzun... you're so fierce. I'm so scared, sob." Demon Lord? Who's that? Never heard of him.
Helan Xue's heart, which had been tranquil for a millennium, had recently begun to throb at his temples every single day. The reason? He had taken on a disciple. This disciple, however, not only showed no ambition for self-improvement but also spent all his days scheming to dual cultivate with him, delusionally hoping to ascend to the heavens in a single step.
(TN: "Dual cultivation" is a practice that can involve the exchange of spiritual energy, often through sexual intimacy, to achieve greater power.)
"Aiya! Shizun, I've fallen, it hurts~" The little thing before him called out "Shizun" in a cloyingly sweet voice, then performed a stiff, clumsy slide-tackle into his arms. "..." Absurd. Helan Xue raised a hand to teach him a lesson, only to see the person in his arms huddled there with teary eyes, like an abandoned puppy. Forget it. His disciple was simply too fragile, simple-minded, and foolish. He would have to be taught slowly.
Later, Lin Queli, his "scheme" having succeeded, patted his round, bulging belly... and ran away. Before long, news spread throughout the Three Realms that Taxue Xianzun was leading an army to exterminate the demons. It was said that he fought his way up the Mount of Demons, eradicating half of the evil in the Demon Realm. That night, on the Mount of Demons, ice and snow weighed down every branch, and the forest was veiled in frost. The Immortal Venerable, his white robes purer than snow, stood at the foot of the mountain with his sword in hand. He stared at his "excessively fragile," "simple and foolish" disciple, who was now sitting on the Demon Lord's throne. His voice was ice-cold. "A'Li, come here."

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Aki
Aki
5 months ago

The system pmo somehow 🙃

agirl_girlkisser
agirl_girlkisser
1 month ago
Reply to  Aki

For deals😀 I don’t want MC to abandon snowball and shizun

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