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Chapter 27: Cooking Noodles Part 1


Tao Zhi was so startled by Fu Si Heng’s words that his breathing stopped.

His vision went black again and again, especially when he realized that Fu Si Heng’s gaze was also lingering on his stomach. All the hair on his body stood on end.

Aaaah!

How could he let him hear such things!

This was too weird!

Whether it was real pregnancy or fake pregnancy, just hearing that word made Tao Zhi’s heart pound wildly. It was as if Fu Si Heng’s words had painted a vivid picture in his mind—he was big-bellied…

No, no.

They wouldn’t even get to the point of having kids. Once they confirmed their relationship and got into bed, clothes off, Fu Si Heng would discover he was male.

…He didn’t dare think about what came next.

It felt like he’d get beaten to death.

Tao Zhi swallowed hard.

“What do you think?” Fu Si Heng actually asked him.

Tao Zhi lifted his eyes.

Pitiful, damp eyes met his, the gaze helpless, eyelashes trembling lightly.

“Please, Fu Ge.” Tao Zhi really couldn’t take it anymore. In a thin, weak voice, he pleaded softly, “Please don’t say things like that.”

He really felt like he was going to die from hearing it.

Have mercy, let him off the hook.

But Fu Si Heng didn’t know if he was deliberately bullying him or truly declaring his intentions.

In a calm tone, he told Tao Zhi, “These are all my true feelings.”

“I want to do this.”

Tao Zhi broke down even more. This time, he even clutched his stomach and retreated several steps.

So pitiful.

Utterly at a loss.

Fu Si Heng found his reaction utterly adorable.

He was genuinely afraid of getting pregnant—not just helpless, but wary too. In that instant, Fu Si Heng even had the wicked thought of fucking the little rabbit until he was pregnant. No, until he had a false pregnancy.

Rabbits really could have false pregnancies, right?

Pretty interesting.

The thoughts in Fu Si Heng’s mind were vile and shameless, but he knew full well he didn’t see Tao Zhi as a girl. He just thought that, knowing the other was male, deliberately imagining such things brought a secret, taboo, wicked pleasure.

Especially since Tao Zhi was so thin-skinned; he definitely couldn’t handle such talk.

If he whispered it in Tao Zhi’s ear while they were in bed…

Fu Si Heng had gotten to know himself anew today.

He’d always been quite satisfied with his own moral standards. Sure, he’d been a bit rebellious in his youth, but aside from extreme sports, he hadn’t done anything too outrageous.

But now he realized just how shameless he could be.

Bullying a boy over ten years younger than him like this.

It was excessive.

But it also felt so damn good.

So good that he couldn’t wait to make it all real.

Unfortunately, the time wasn’t right yet.

Fu Si Heng rubbed his fingers, suppressing those naughty thoughts. In a nonchalant tone, he said, “Alright, let me help you apply the ointment.”

Tao Zhi was completely dumbfounded by Fu Si Heng at this point, too stunned to even think of refusing.

He just stared blankly at him.

Fu Si Heng reached out and smoothly pulled out the ointment.

He squeezed the milky-white cream onto his fingertip, bent down, and touched Tao Zhi’s pink lips with his finger.

The shadow of the man leaning over snapped him back to reality.

Even that reflexive action was cute, like a plush little animal. His eyes flickered slightly as they focused, eyelashes fluttering slowly, then he lifted them just a bit.

Their gazes met, and he hurriedly looked away, pretending nothing had happened.

While Fu Si Heng applied the ointment, Tao Zhi was exceptionally obedient, letting the man’s fingertip brush and rub over his lips, even pressing occasionally.

He didn’t even protest when Fu Si Heng’s finger brushed his lip seam and probed inside.

—Because he was afraid that if he spoke to Fu Si Heng, the man might bring up marriage, pregnancy, or kids again.

He really… couldn’t do it. He didn’t even have that function.

He was scared silly.

Tao Zhi clenched his fingers tightly.

Then his teeth were touched.

With the finger not coated in ointment, the pad pressed against his right canine and rubbed it.

Tao Zhi had no idea what Fu Si Heng wanted, but he didn’t stop him. He just tensed his neck until the man had enough and let go.

“Apply it twice a day.”

Finally done, Fu Si Heng took Tao Zhi’s hand and placed the ointment back in it.

Tao Zhi didn’t speak; his eyes just followed the motion.

He didn’t dare open his mouth.

Fu Si Heng: “If you don’t want to apply it yourself, come next door and find me.”

“?”

That casual remark made Tao Zhi instantly grip the ointment tightly and respond loudly, “I can do it myself!”

Fu Si Heng almost laughed.

“Good.”

After he said that, the room fell quiet for a few seconds.

Was it over? It should be over.

Fu Si Heng should head back…

Tao Zhi sneaked a glance at him.

“Rest well.” Fu Si Heng finally recovered his conscience and stopped bullying the poor little plush rabbit.

He reached out and ruffled Tao Zhi’s hair. “I’ll head out first.”

…?

Really? He was really leaving?

Tao Zhi stared at him in a daze, his expression a bit dazed.

It wasn’t that he disliked Fu Si Heng or wanted him gone quickly; he was genuinely worried the man would say more about dating, marriage, pregnancy, or kids.

It made his vision go black; he didn’t dare face it.

He didn’t want to be responsible for Fu Si Heng anymore. Even though his plan with Fu Zheng was to toy with him, things were different now. He didn’t dare do it.

He didn’t know why.

He clearly knew Fu Si Heng’s words couldn’t come true because he’d be fully exposed the moment they got into bed. There wouldn’t be anything after that.

But… Fu Si Heng’s eyes and tone still made Tao Zhi feel dazed and afraid, worried he’d actually get pregnant on his bed.


Ah? Me?

Ah? Me?

Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese
Tao Zhi had struggled immensely to make it from the countryside to the big city through sheer hard work on the exams. His family was dirt poor and couldn't afford to send him to university, so he shouldered student loans and scraped by with part-time jobs. He juggled classes and work, heading out early and dragging himself home late, pinching every single yuan until it screamed. Life was brutally tough. Until a rich second-generation heir moved into his dorm as a roommate. The roommate was fierce. Bad-tempered, petty, and loaded with young master syndrome. On his very first day, he bossed Tao Zhi around, making him wash his clothes, polish his shoes, attend classes in his place, and fetch his packages. ...And then handed him a thousand yuan as a hardship fee. Tao Zhi, who had just been inwardly griping about how over-the-top this new roommate was: Huh??? The little money-grubber's eyes lit up. - From that day on, Tao Zhi dutifully stepped up as the rich heir's little lackey. When the roommate ate, he passed the chopsticks. When he drank water, he twisted off the cap. When the roommate bullied someone... he hung back, using his own scrawny frame to prop up the scene. But he didn't quite nail the act and got chewed out for it. That night, he rushed to the library and crammed through over a dozen novels, studying up on how to play the haughty, overbearing lackey. One weekend. Tao Zhi had just returned from the library when he spotted an uninvited guest in the dorm. Dressed in a sharp suit, exuding a cold, imposing aura. The man stood before the roommate, wiping blood from his knuckles. His gleaming leather shoe ground Tao Zhi's god of wealth—his roommate—into the floor. "If I catch you stirring up trouble at school again, you're out." Tao Zhi was petrified. He stood there frozen, not daring to twitch. Only after the man left did he scramble over to help his roommate up. The roommate gritted his teeth, wiped the blood from his nose, and spat at Tao Zhi, word by word: "I order you to seduce my brother, toy with him, then dump him hard. Steal his company's trade secrets while you're at it. I'm seizing power—I want *him* gone!" Tao Zhi: "?" Huh? Tao Zhi's vision went black. Thinking back to the man's icy demeanor, he collapsed straight to the floor and jabbed a finger at himself. "M-Me?" ** Reading Guide: 1. Both pure, mutual first loves. CP is the older brother—a down-to-earth little sweet fluff with zero logic. Just read for fun. 2. Features crossdressing internet scams. Early love triangle, but the younger brother is destined to be the clown. Content Tags: Sole Devotion, Match Made in Heaven, Sweet, Campus, Lighthearted, Slice-of-Life

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