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Chapter 34: Naked and Ass Up, Shameless

Not to mention whether Li Ge liked to wear that thing or not, the problem was that the ones on the market were basically medium-sized, suitable for the domestic average, and his size was outstanding, he really couldn’t wear them.

Besides, online shopping was so convenient now. Even if he could wear them, couldn’t he just order them on his phone? That Chen guy was clearly playing him for a fool, wanting to take the opportunity to kick him out and then secretly run off to another city for a vacation.

Daring to fool him, not even looking at his own worth.

Li Ge pretended to start getting dressed, first putting on the plain black long-sleeved T-shirt, which was a bit loose. The material felt good, very comfortable against the skin.

But he was competing with Chen Shuo in his heart, so he started complaining to test the other’s sincerity, “Are you a gloomy person? Why are all your clothes black? Are you planning to join the mafia?”

Chen Shuo didn’t respond, just staring at the stones at the bottom of the fish tank. Suddenly, a perky ass came into his view, the white of it contrasting sharply with the black of the shirt, dazzling his eyes.

Through the reflection on the glass of the fish tank, he saw Li Ge walking around behind him, naked, not knowing what he was looking for. The clothes he was wearing were as good as not wearing them, not covering what should be covered, no different from streaking.

Truly, hanging himself with his pants off—shameless.

“Ignoring me?” Li Ge picked up the equally plain black underwear on the chair, looked at it from left to right, touched it here and there, and finally brought it to his nose and sniffed.

Catching a glimpse of this, Chen Shuo, standing in front of the fish tank: “…”

The pervert was truly a pervert, he couldn’t bear to watch anymore.

At the same time, Chen Shuo realized another terrifying fact. Although he found Li Ge’s series of actions extremely perverted, he didn’t seem to reject them that much.

“Is the underwear new?” Li Ge asked casually.

“New, washed.” Chen Shuo said.

New or old, Li Ge didn’t really care about the underwear. What he wanted was for Chen Shuo not to play dumb. He promptly put it on, wanting to see if it was tight, to compare sizes with Chen Shuo.

But after pulling it up, his expression changed. It was actually a bit too big, the crotch area feeling like a draft, almost blowing away his proud male dignity.

Fuck, wasn’t that Chen guy just a little taller and stronger than him?

Li Ge’s eyes lifted, and he turned to stare at Chen Shuo’s ass. Unfortunately, Chen Shuo was wearing black trousers, so he couldn’t see anything. He really wanted to pull them down and take a look.

“Hurry up and get dressed.” Chen Shuo urged.

“What’s the rush? You don’t have to teach Yuan Feng today, we can take our time.” Li Ge put on the black sweatpants, looked down at himself, and showed a look of disgust, “You’ve ruined my righteous aura, I look like a fucking gangster.”

Chen Shuo: “…” Did this hooligan even have a righteous aura?

“No, it doesn’t look good on me.” Li Ge, being vain, took off the sweatpants again, treating the apartment as his own home, shamelessly opening the wardrobe and looking for new pants, complaining as he searched.

“So old-fashioned, is your mental age seventy or eighty? I think I was kicked in the head by a donkey to have taken a liking to you. I’ll buy you a few more outfits later and give you a good makeover.”

“…”

The smooth glass surface reflected Li Ge’s figure, his ass up as he rummaged through the pants, full and fleshy, his long legs firm and powerful.

If he really fought with a sober Li Ge, Chen Shuo felt he wouldn’t get the upper hand. There was no need to go that far, just leaving safely was enough. Renting an apartment was troublesome, but it was better than being harassed by a pervert. He just had to endure it a little longer.

Fortunately, he found a pair of gray sweatpants in the corner. Li Ge put them on neatly, then remembered that he hadn’t planned to go out and buy condoms. The top priority was to charge his phone and buy some lube. If worst came to worst, he could have Yu Rui deliver some, but he couldn’t let Chen Shuo go.

If he let him go, who knew when he would get to have a taste.

Seeing Chen Shuo staring at the empty fish tank in a daze again, Li Ge quickly approached and ambushed him, successfully hugging him from behind. He wrapped his arms tightly around Chen Shuo’s waist, giving him no chance to escape, then tilted his head and, as if in revenge, bit Chen Shuo’s neck, to punish this secretly horny person for ignoring him just now.

Chen Shuo immediately froze, unable to move.

How could he have known that his gaze had been unknowingly drawn away, landing on a place it shouldn’t have, thus ignoring the pervert who was waiting for an opportunity.

“We’ll buy condoms later, let me hug you and check the goods first.” Li Ge kissed the place he had just bitten again, buried his face in Chen Shuo’s neck, and coaxed, “Look at my wife’s physique, even better than mine, how many abs do you have, let me touch.”

“…” His neck and abdomen felt as if they had been scalded. Chen Shuo twisted to avoid him, but was held even tighter by Li Ge, the same hot breath as last night on his neck, bringing back all the memories he was trying to forget.

“What are you being difficult about again? So pretentious.” Li Ge had no patience for playing cat and mouse with Chen Shuo. Coaxing him so gently was already the greatest enthusiasm he could muster.

“…” Chen Shuo suddenly thought of Consort Hua’s classic line in “Empresses in the Palace,” “Bitches are so pretentious.” Li Ge had watched palace dramas, maybe he was mocking him for being a bitch, but he himself was a bitch without limits.

“So good.” Li Ge moved closer to Chen Shuo’s ear and couldn’t help but kiss him again, his voice rising, and he asked with a smile, “Are you really going to let me fuck you, you’re not playing me for a fool, are you? If you’re lying, I can tell.”

Chen Shuo: “…”

He had long known that Li Ge was not simple, difficult to trap. He would probably stay here all day. Chen Shuo finally decided to ask his boss for help, even if the hope was slim, it would be good to have He Yan teach him a lesson, he couldn’t do it anymore.

Too tired.

“Why aren’t you talking, so you’re really playing me?” Li Ge never let himself be wronged. He had suffered so much last night, he had to win this round.

“No.” Chen Shuo temporarily compromised, putting forward his second plan, and said calmly, “Go buy them quickly, I’ll give you the house key.”

“…” Li Ge was a bit surprised, then asked Chen Shuo, “You want to be even with me that much? You’re willing to let me fuck you, so why not just be with me? I’ll definitely dote on you.”

Chen Shuo: “…”

As long as Chen Shuo played dumb, Li Ge would bite, biting Chen Shuo’s fair and tempting neck, sucking on it after biting, preparing to leave his mark.

His neck suddenly hurt and went numb. Chen Shuo had had enough of the mad dog clinging to him and biting him. He finally couldn’t bear it anymore, forcefully pulling away the two arms wrapped around his waist and quickly retreating a meter away.

The air froze for a moment.

Seeing Chen Shuo avoid him like the plague, could Li Ge endure it?

Without a word, he lifted the hem of his shirt and took it off neatly, then pulled down his sweatpants and underwear together, standing naked in front of Chen Shuo, smiling shamelessly, “So you were playing me. Fine, the more you disgust me, the more I want to disgust you. I’ll be naked in your house all day today.”

Chen Shuo: “…”

Li Ge: “Do you know how long it’s been since I had any meat? It’s all your fucking fault, making me think about you day and night and have wet dreams, always thinking about you when I’m alone. I have everything I want, when have I ever been so wronged?”

Fortunately, there was a third plan, Chen Shuo thought.

“You enjoyed being kissed by me last night, didn’t you? You were even panting.” Li Ge’s gaze was aggressive, “How many minutes was it? And you’re still pretending with me. If you didn’t feel anything, I’ll jump from the balcony, do you have the guts to bet with me?”

Chen Shuo’s throat tightened, wanting to say something to refute him.

“Fuck, I hate your kind of fake seriousness.” Li Ge scoffed and warned Chen Shuo, “Don’t think I can’t handle you, you’re still too young to play with me.”

Things will work out in the end, Chen Shuo didn’t believe this saying, but Chen Meifang had mentioned it many times, telling him that there was no obstacle in this world that couldn’t be overcome.

But now he had one that he couldn’t overcome.

Taking a step back, the sky was vast. Chen Shuo implemented his third plan, deciding to temporarily leave the apartment to Li Ge. Anyway, there was nothing valuable in the apartment, and Li Ge wouldn’t be interested in it, he wouldn’t steal anything.

“You misunderstood, I was just a bit uncomfortable just now.” Chen Shuo explained, “I’ll go out and buy condoms, wait for me here.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Li Ge, naked, rush to the entrance, then block the door with his body, his arrogance off the charts, and he was acting like a hooligan, clearly not letting him leave.

“What a coincidence, they don’t sell my size outside.” Li Ge leaned against the door, showing off his physique, and at the same time, his manhood, “You already made your choice just now, don’t even think about leaving this apartment today, do you really think I’m easy to talk to?”

All three plans had failed. Chen Shuo had no way out, forced to face the naked pervert. It seemed that only a fight, a life-and-death struggle, would do.

“Let me tell you clearly, you can’t escape.” Li Ge made his threat.

Before making a move, Chen Shuo stared at Li Ge for a few seconds and said, “Let me ask you first, when are you planning to go to the household registration police station to change your surname?”

Li Ge didn’t react for a moment.

Chen Shuo: “Last night you said, if you chase after my cold ass again, you’ll take my surname. Do you remember?”

Li Ge: “…” It seemed there was such a thing.

“And,” Chen Shuo kindly reminded Li Ge, “I’m going out to buy condoms, not for you, but for myself.”

“???” Li Ge was stunned, then his face changed drastically, “What the fuck did you say?”

Not rejecting didn’t mean accepting. Chen Shuo still hated Li Ge now, hated his condescending attitude, he had never truly treated him as a person from beginning to end, but as a toy.

He calmly said, “Mr. Li, you’re making things very difficult for me by being so persistent. I don’t need you to throw yourself at me at all. To be honest, I completely look down on you, I have no desire for you at all, every time I see you, I want to beat you up.”

Li Ge: “…”

Chen Shuo: “You have a reputation, you don’t have to be so despicable.”

Li Ge: “…”

Chen Shuo: “If you’re really that lonely, I’ll reluctantly take some medicine and endure it.”

Li Ge: “…”

Chen Shuo: “Can you accept that?”

Fuck, Li Ge had his eyes opened. He couldn’t utter a single word for a long time, his usually glib tongue losing its fighting power for the first time.

This Chen guy was a tough nut to crack.