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Chapter 81: Strict Wife, Golden Basin Washing

The sun was still scorching. Perhaps the air conditioning in the car was too low, Li Ge suddenly felt a chill. Facing Chen Shuo’s cold face, he didn’t know where to start explaining.

“It’s not that I won’t say it,” he casually reached for the center console and adjusted the air conditioning temperature, “it’s that I’m afraid you’ll get angry if I say it. I have to lie a little, unless you promise not to get angry.”

Chen Shuo already had emotions when he saw the post, he couldn’t promise Li Ge that he wouldn’t be angry. Li Ge was so promiscuous last year, and going back a few years, he was probably even more promiscuous, he could even fuck someone in the car for three hours, take a little lover to the mountains to have wild sex, streaking was something a playboy could do.

“Don’t say it, go pick up your mom and go home.” Chen Shuo opened the car door, preparing to get out, but his arm was suddenly grabbed by Li Ge.

“You’re leaving just like that?” Li Ge was sure his wife was sulking with him and quickly clarified on his behalf, “That’s a rumor online, I’ve never fucking streaked.”

Chen Shuo was leaving because he was afraid he would lose control of his anger and hit Li Ge, which would make him seem very unreasonable, not a qualified good wife.

Hearing Li Ge’s anxious tone, which didn’t sound like he was lying, his mood slightly improved. He closed the car door again, wanting to kiss Li Ge before leaving, but who knew that the next second Li Ge would say something shocking.

“I was at the beach with someone… and was suddenly secretly photographed by paparazzi.” Li Ge thought that he couldn’t hide it forever, and to avoid Chen Shuo finding out some clues online in the future and getting angry with him, it was better to be done with it now.

So he acted pitiful and begged for his wife’s tolerance, continuing pitifully, “I didn’t want to streak, but in that situation… I didn’t have time to put on my clothes, so I could only run into the sea. As a result, I still made the entertainment news the next day.”

“…” Chen Shuo was silent, not daring to think about how many people had seen Li Ge’s naked photos, so angry that he didn’t know where to start hitting Li Ge.

“Wife.” Li Ge held Chen Shuo’s hand and used his glib tongue, “That was my most painful time, and also the darkest moment of my life, that’s why I didn’t want to say it. I really like music, but I had no choice but to leave the industry. The album was in the car, and I couldn’t bear to throw it away because I still had some hope, but I know I can’t go back.”

Chen Shuo ruthlessly shook him off and said coldly, “Are you still wronged? Do you have the face to be wronged?”

“…” It’s over, my wife is about to go crazy.

Li Ge immediately lowered his head and turned his body, assuming the posture of a primary school student waiting to be scolded, and promptly admitted his mistake, “I know I was a mess, I was too young and immature back then, I—”

“Was it because you were too young?” Chen Shuo grabbed Li Ge’s chin and forced him to look up, staring at him with cold eyes, “How old were you when you were fucking someone in the car for three hours? How old were you when you took a dancer to the mountains to find excitement last year?”

“…” Li Ge was stunned for a moment, his lips slightly parted, not knowing how to explain, and also finally understood why Chen Shuo was so unwilling to be with him last year.

There’s no smoke without fire. Combining the gossip on the internet, Chen Shuo guessed that the person Li Ge took to the beach was not Meng Shaoqian, it was most likely a farce caused by cheating. Li Ge had brought it on himself, if he could have controlled his lower body, he wouldn’t have had to leave the industry.

He let go of his hand in disgust and cursed Li Ge, “Like a scumbag, so rotten.”

Li Ge: “…”

Seeing Chen Shuo about to open the car door, Li Ge quickly and deftly hugged his arm, not letting him go, and frantically apologized, “Don’t go, wife, it’s my fault, you can hit me or scold me, just let off some steam.”

“Let go.” Chen Shuo struggled with his arm, but Li Ge was clinging to him too tightly. He suppressed his emotions, which were on the verge of exploding, “I’ll go back first, we’ll see each other tonight.”

“Are you really seeing me tonight? Don’t fool me, are you thinking of becoming a monk again?” Li Ge took the opportunity to hold Chen Shuo’s five fingers tightly, “I know I was wrong, the past was indeed rotten, I’m not making excuses, I just hate that I didn’t know you earlier.”

The matter had already happened, hitting and scolding Li Ge wouldn’t change anything, and Chen Shuo was also afraid of hurting him, he couldn’t bear to hit his little treasure. He could only force himself to look away for now, and digest his emotions when he got back.

“I’m not fooling you, you should go now.” He forcefully pulled his hand away from Li Ge.

“No!” Li Ge was anxious, his body nimbly jumping towards the passenger seat like a monkey, his upper body almost pouncing on Chen Shuo’s thighs, “Wife, you can’t be so heartless, I’ve given you my heart and soul, and I’ve even decided to come out for you, can you bear to leave me?”

“…” Seeing Li Ge acting like a childish fool, Chen Shuo was still quite angry and asked him back, “Weren’t you coming out for yourself?”

Li Ge was speechless. He remembered the grand words he had said at the hospital yesterday to show off, and now he had shot himself in the foot, unable to argue.

Since he couldn’t argue, he immediately went back on his word, rubbing his head against Chen Shuo’s leg coquettishly, “Then my ultimate goal is to marry you, isn’t it still for you? You have to be so clear with me, it hurts my heart so much, I’m going to cry.”

Chen Shuo: “…”

“Don’t be angry, okay, wife? My heart is only for you, I’ve never liked anyone so much before. No, it’s love, I’ve never loved anyone so much, I only love you, I decided to come out because I want to be with you for a lifetime. I’m even afraid that my parents will break off relations with me, I’ve really gone all out for you.” After speaking, Li Ge, hunched over, directly climbed onto Chen Shuo, his 1.83-meter-tall body completely curled up due to the limited space.

Being tossed around by Li Ge and coaxed with sweet words, Chen Shuo’s anger mostly dissipated, and his emotions gradually calmed down.

He adjusted his seat back a little to give Li Ge some space to move, then hugged him and warned him with a cold face, “The others are rumors, you’re the one who’s light. If it weren’t for you, I would have directly killed you.”

“You wouldn’t bear to kill me,” Li Ge changed to a smiling face and flattered, “If you would, you would have done it. I’m willing to die in your bed, as long as you’re not angry.”

Chen Shuo didn’t give him a good face, “Get down, you’re asking for a beating.”

Although his wife looked serious, Li Ge had gained experience from coaxing him and knew that this was almost over.

He hooked his arm around Chen Shuo’s neck and kissed him stickily on the lips. Seeing no resistance, he kissed him again, his tongue entering Chen Shuo’s mouth and lingering for about half a minute, then suddenly pulling back. He learned from the tricks the sluts had used on him, his body pressing against Chen Shuo, twisting his waist and hips, and moaning coquettishly, “Wife, kiss me…”

“What are you doing?” Chen Shuo’s palm squeezed the back of Li Ge’s neck, his movements rough, at the same time blocking Li Ge’s chattering mouth, so wild, taking advantage of his soft heart to be like this.

“Mmm…” Li Ge was instantly filled with a sense of accomplishment. His wife was so easy to coax, he could easily take him down with just a little wildness. He had to learn more skills from the sluts in the future.

The two of them were immersed in their fervent love, like dry wood and a raging fire, burning brighter and brighter, until the car window was knocked on twice.

Li Ge hadn’t kissed his wife enough. He groaned and turned his head, only to see a traffic policeman. Chen Shuo saw the traffic and understood what was going on. He quickly patted Li Ge and motioned for him to go back to the driver’s seat.

Chen Shuo: “You can’t park here, move.”

“I can’t move. Fuck, why are they on duty on such a hot day?” Li Ge simply opened the car door and climbed off Chen Shuo in front of the traffic policeman.

He closed the car door and didn’t let Chen Shuo get out, smiling apologetically at the traffic policeman, “I’m sorry, officer, you can give me a ticket, I’ll move the car right away.”

The traffic policeman sized up Li Ge and said while writing the ticket, “You know you’re illegally parked?”

Chen Shuo watched Li Ge apologize to the traffic policeman and accept the illegal parking ticket with a smile. It seemed he was trying to save his face and didn’t let him get out of the car.

His little treasure was really doting on him as a wife, and he had been unreasonable, which was very wrong.

After dealing with it, Li Ge got into the car, quickly fastened his seatbelt, and drove into the traffic, then said, “Wife, it’s a good thing I didn’t let you get out just now. I’m not at ease with Chen Erdi sticking up so high, I’m afraid someone will covet him.”

Chen Shuo: “…” You’re overthinking it.

Li Ge: “I’ll take you back first, I’ll come find you tonight.”

Chen Shuo: “No need, pull over ahead, I’ll take a taxi back.”

“It’s okay, my mom and my aunt are very good at chatting, they’ll probably be a while.” Li Ge said, getting to the point, “By the way, isn’t it my 20th birthday? I was thinking of talking to my mom about you after my birthday, she happens to know you, I’ll test the waters first.”

Chen Shuo remembered that before this year’s Spring Festival, Wen Ling had taken her daughter to Li Ge’s house to pay a New Year’s visit. He didn’t like having this kind of relationship, which meant he would have to deal with Jing Hai’s side in the future.

But compared to having to deal with them, he hoped even more that Li Ge’s family would accept him, so that he could openly have his little treasure and have a small home of their own.

“Wife?” Li Ge asked, “What are you dazed about?”

“Xiao Bao’er,” Chen Shuo still reminded Li Ge, “don’t be reckless with your family, I’m fine, it’s good as it is now.”

Li Ge: “Good my ass, if it was really good, would I have to hold it in? I’ll just tell my mom that I’m in a hurry to have sex with my wife, she definitely won’t care about me.”

Chen Shuo: “…”

Li Ge: “She thought I was heartbroken and stayed behind. I wanted to fool her, but she made my favorite seafood dumplings yesterday, and she said she would make me zha jiang mian today. Sigh, I can’t take care of my family, and I rarely go back, she’s also worried about me, I can’t bear to fool her.”

Chen Shuo couldn’t help but think of the text messages Chen Meifang had sent him before she passed away. He urged Li Ge to pull over again and said, “Your mother is not only worried about you, she also misses you, you should spend more time with her.”

“Didn’t I spend all of yesterday with her? And today too. I had time to find you this afternoon, but you scared me and had such a bad nosebleed.” Li Ge was frustrated, “Fuck, when can I have a good time?”

Chen Shuo: “…”

Li Ge: “I fucking just want to spend more time with you, I didn’t even sleep well last night.”

Actually, Chen Shuo also didn’t sleep well last night. He had insomnia until late at night and secretly opened the private video he had hidden on his phone, listening to Li Ge moaning and calling him “it hurts,” and begging for mercy intermittently, as if he was about to cry at any moment.

He took care of himself once, and only then did he feel a little sleepy.

Li Ge said he just wanted to spend more time with him, which made Chen Shuo happy. To make his little treasure happy, he said, “I’m always here, accompanying your mother is more important. When you’re at work, I’ll bring you lunch at noon and spend more time with you.”

“Really?” Li Ge was surprised.

Chen Shuo: “Yes, go back and be good tonight.”

“Hey,” Li Ge became cheerful, “my wife is so good.”

Chen Shuo: “Tell me if there’s anything you want to eat.”

His wife was so good. Li Ge insisted on taking Chen Shuo to the apartment building. The two of them didn’t get intimate in the car for long, and he rushed back to the hospital to pick up Ms. Min.

When he got home and ate his mother’s zha jiang mian, Li Ge received a WeChat message from Chen Shuo. He was stunned when he opened it.

Wife: [Xiao Bao’er, I’ve listened to all your songs, they’re very good. Let me ask you, has the album always been in the car or did someone suddenly give it to you? Have you been in contact with Meng again?]

“…” Li Ge was speechless, where did this Sherlock Holmes come from? Soon, another new message popped up.

Wife: [Don’t lie.]

Unconsciously, Li Ge had become a henpecked husband that he himself hadn’t even realized. He didn’t dare to lie, afraid that his wife would escape into Buddhism and he wouldn’t be able to get him back.

So he confessed everything, telling Chen Shuo that the album had been delivered to Gewu Media by Meng Shaoqian last month, so he could cover his songs, and that he had beaten Meng Shaoqian up on the spot, and that if he didn’t believe him, he could ask Yu Rui.

Fuck, he forgot to deal with that dog Yu Rui.

Xiao Bao’er: [Wife, you believe me, there’s absolutely no falsehood. He hasn’t dared to look for me since then, it’s not what you think between us. I’ve never had feelings for anyone besides you, I’ve already washed my dick in a golden basin, I’ll only fuck you from now on, so when are you going to let me fuck you? If I don’t use it again, it will be wasted.]

Li Ge was promiscuous. Chen Shuo had really thought about it, it would be more worry-free to just cut off his lower body if he couldn’t control it. This way, even if Li Ge changed his mind, he couldn’t do anything, he could only stay by his side for the rest of his life, only relying on him for satisfaction.

He replied to Li Ge: [Then let it be wasted (kiss, kiss).]

After a long while, he didn’t receive a reply from Li Ge. Just as Chen Shuo thought Li Ge was sulking, a call from an unknown number came. The last few digits were familiar, it was Yu Rui’s.

He answered the phone, “Assistant Yu.”

“Assistant Chen, help me, please help me!”

“…” Chen Shuo asked, “What’s wrong, get to the point.”

“Mr. Li is going to fire me, he told me not to come to work on Monday. I really can’t lose this job, can you please help me? Please plead with Mr. Li for me, I’ll kowtow to you, Assistant Chen, it was my fault for gossiping, I’ll never dare to do it again!”

Hearing Yu Rui on the verge of tears, Chen Shuo, after all, had a responsibility, and comforted him appropriately, “I know, I’ll talk to Mr. Li, you can go to work as usual on Monday.”

“Really? I can go to work?” Yu Rui cried a river of tears, “Thank you, Assistant Chen, I’m really not a good person, I even drugged you, I lost my conscience for money, I’ll definitely turn over a new leaf and be a good person.”

Chen Shuo: “No need to bring up what’s in the past, goodbye.”

Yu Rui: “Okay, okay, I won’t bother you anymore.”

After firing his assistant, Li Ge finally felt relieved. He looked at the WeChat message Chen Shuo had replied to, and his temper flared up again. What did he mean by “let it be wasted”??? Fuck!

He frantically typed on the virtual keyboard and replied to Chen Shuo: [What do you mean, you’re not going to let me fuck you? If you have the guts, come over now, I’ll fuck your mouth!]

Wife: [Okay, wait for me.]

What was going on? Li Ge looked at his phone, a question mark above his head.