How to Easily Capture a Long Aotian [Quick Transmigration] 57

Chapter 57: The Human-Shaped Cataclysm Defuser (Part 10)

『Who the hell said there was an apocalypse? Damn it, it made me scared for several months, and I lost a whole two taels! How wicked!!』

『Laughing my ass off. My pig loses more than the person upstairs if it misses a meal.』

『Don’t say it. I’m even more miserable. I hoarded a room full of instant noodles, and I’ve already eaten until I’m sick of them. Now I’m completely soaked in the taste of instant noodles. Puke… I want to vomit just from typing.』

『Bro, why don’t you go to the hospital and get it checked out? I’m telling you, don’t believe these online rumors!!』

『The one who has never spread a rumor has won this time.』

『Am I the only one who is very confused… what on earth made him give up on blowing up the world to play?』

『Same here. The extreme weather is also gone, and the sea is calm. This is the eighth time. I’ve never felt the world so peaceful. I’m starting a discussion group. Those who know, come.』

『Wait, bro. In case I get blown up, I’ll say it first. I think I know some inside information… forget it, I’ll start a rumor. According to my little aunt’s sister’s cousin, that thing is so obedient because it’s in a relationship and has no time to cause trouble.』

『Can you just get out of here with your love-struck brain?』

『Go home, kid. Go home… what kind of super-love-struck brain statement is that? Use your own brain and think about whether it’s possible. Those who still remember now have some superpowers, right? Who still remembers how wicked that thing was? Does it look like a love-struck brain?』

『I’ve seen it. A wicked thing in a relationship? He can even have a wife? I’m the first to not believe it.』

On August 31st, the sky was azure, and a gentle breeze was blowing. The sun was high in the sky, and the water was clear and round. In the park, only the lotus flowers and ducks were swaying.

Many people were squatting in the forum, their minds tense, and they were building a long thread with a tragic mood, waiting for the apocalypse to arrive.

But time passed by, and the hands of the clock ticked. The death knell was constantly approaching.

However, until this day had passed peacefully, the imagined scene of two suns in the sky, the seawater pouring in, and the disaster striking did not appear.

The world was surprisingly calm.

Like every previous rumor of the apocalypse, the statements from a few months ago seemed to be just a carefully planned prank. After the prank had passed, the world was peaceful, and nothing had happened.

On this night, Jiangcheng had a third more lights than usual. As time passed, the forum instantly exploded.

The highly tense mental state made many of the survivors go crazy.

It was almost a uniform “White Bird… #**I’m your dad…” accompanied by a scattered “That’s great.”

The Cangwu Road community.

In the bedroom with a slightly shining night light, a gentle breeze was patting the window, and the moonlight was quiet, falling like water, accompanied by the rustling of leaves downstairs.

Downstairs were car lights and the occasional honk, full of life.

In the bedroom, Yu Lin was leaning against the head of the bed, his eyelashes lowered slightly, and his eyelids were slightly red. He was quietly looking at the mentally collapsed statements on the forum.

The phone screen was slightly shining under the reflection of the light, and the comments inside were refreshing very quickly, with all kinds of things.

Besides the clueless ordinary people, the most active were the memory-holders who were cursing the human-shaped cataclysm.

Among them were some memory-holders who had experienced several explosions. Their minds were always in a state of high alert, waiting for the apocalypse and the massacre to arrive.

However, when this day had passed peacefully, and everything in the past had not happened, and on the new day, there was no apocalypse hanging over their heads, and the past was like a big dream from which they had woken up.

The chaotic feeling of surviving a disaster had weakened their fear of the cataclysm, and the survivors had almost collectively broken down.

The crowd, one after another, had joined forces and had directly blown up White Bird’s electronic ancestral grave.

Among the accusations, which were full of blood and tears, Yu Zhao actually had no impression.

His expression was placid, and he was not concerned. His gaze fell on the screen, and although everyone was talking with great certainty, saying that he was the epitome of wickedness, and that he was wicked to the core.

He also had no impression, and was detached, and even felt that these people were not scolding him.

However, under a comment that told him to go and die, Yu Lin’s finger swiped, and he pressed his lips together lightly, and he gave it a thumbs-down.

Yu Zhao saw it, Yu Zhao raised his eyebrows, and Yu Zhao let out a silent light laugh. The next second, he looked very aggrieved, and his chin was lifted slightly, and he directly nuzzled his wife’s shoulder. “Wife, look, they’re all bullying me! They’re all scolding me!!”

That’s very bad.

At the same time, he was distracted by the system space data, and he confirmed that Yu Zhao was an outsider and not a wicked NPC from the original world. Only he knew how innocent he was. Yu Lin: “…”

He raised his hand, and his long and slender fingers gently passed through Yu Zhao’s hair.

Yu Lin looked up, and his kissed lips were slightly red, and his eyes were gentle and quiet.

He coaxed him softly, “They are bad. You are good.”

Yu Zhao: “…”

The human-shaped cataclysm, who had just bullied his wife, his eyelashes fluttered, and his Adam’s apple bobbed slightly. He turned his head slightly, pulled the quilt, and tried to cover the disobedient part of him.

***

Although the part-time job was good, it was not his main job after all. When Monday came, under the constant urging of the group messages, Yu Lin routinely went to the company to hand in his manuscript.

After August, it was autumn, and the weather had cooled down. The leaves on both sides of the road had turned yellow, and the river by the road in Jiangcheng was quiet and clear.

Yu Zhao was supposed to go with him, but when he reached the company building, he suddenly acted out of character. His eyes were curved, and he said that it was fine to wait downstairs, and he could also look at the scenery.

The human-shaped cataclysm was no longer unpredictable and would not hit people at the drop of a hat. He had become a bellyful of bad water.

Looking at his obedient look, Yu Lin nodded and said helplessly, “Be good. Remember the agreement.”

They had signed an agreement not to hurt people at will.

Yu Zhao knew that Yu Lin did not like him to hurt ordinary people at will. He nodded with a guilty conscience, and his eyes glanced upstairs without a trace. “I know, wife.”

But he really wasn’t trying to cause trouble today.

It was just that he had been too crude when he had caused trouble last time and had forgotten to cover his identity… he didn’t want to go up and run into an acquaintance.

It was nothing to run into an acquaintance, but he was mainly afraid that his wife would be unhappy.

Yu Lin nodded. He could see that he had an idea and didn’t ask much. He bought him an ice cream to eat, and in his eager gaze, he walked into the company alone.

The company was bright and clean, and very quiet.

The director had had a big scare last time and had been recuperating at home for a period of time. His face was much more haggard, and he had no energy to scold people. He was drinking tea in his office.

Seeing Yu Lin, he held his teacup and waved his hand. “Just put it down.”

Yu Lin put down the manuscript. Seeing that he had no intention of looking at it, he was about to turn around and go downstairs.

However, when he pushed the door and was about to leave, the director looked and looked, and he couldn’t help but be a smartass. “Wait.”

He forced himself to be energetic, picked up the manuscript and scanned it, and found that although he had no energy, he still couldn’t stand imperfection, and he couldn’t help but guide him, “What is this?”

He was listless. “I sometimes don’t understand how this kind of thing is submitted.”

Yu Lin: “…”

He lowered his eyes and scanned his design drawings. “Is there a problem?”

The director: “I’m sometimes talking about attitude.”

Yu Lin was even more confused. “What’s wrong with the attitude?”

The director was choked for a moment.

He actually wanted to continue to argue.

But after waiting for a long time and not seeing him, Yu Zhao, who felt that something was wrong, also couldn’t help but come up.

He stood outside the glass window and looked at them. Seeing that the director was staring at his wife again, he couldn’t help but grind his teeth.

The director looked up and found a person standing outside the glass window. He was a tall and thin young man, in a camel-colored windbreaker, with snow-white skin and stunningly beautiful features, and his eyes were curved with a smile.

He looked harmless and clean.

If it weren’t for the bizarre overlap with the thing that was sitting on a stone at the bottom of the river and was gloomily pressing him to drink water like a ghost.

He had choked in the water, and his memory was actually already blurry. He couldn’t remember what that thing looked like.

But facing Yu Zhao, his instinct of fear made him feel cold all over.

Yu Lin stood on the side, and he patiently asked again, “May I ask if there is a problem?”

Yu Zhao was standing outside the door and staring at him with a sinister smile.

The director was on the verge of a mental breakdown. “Don’t come over!”

Yu Lin: “?”

***

In the busy daily life, Yu Lin’s life began to gradually establish a balance in a three-point line.

Home, company, and the special investigation bureau.

A world where cataclysms were rampant was still a little different from a normal world.

When he went out to buy groceries, and as he was choosing, the fish in his hand might suddenly speak.

Due to the difference in structure, it could not produce a clear human voice, so it was like the cry of a strange animal.

This was a very small probability, but because it was rare, it had even made the news in Jiangcheng for a week, and people were talking about it.

Ordinary people would not know that this kind of talking fish was also called a mutated species, and it had a certain lethality. If it was not handled properly, it might cause a vicious incident.

But more often than not, before these incidents happened, the mutated species would be discovered by the members of the action teams scattered in various places, and then they would either be brought back to the bureau or dealt with on the spot.

In the eyes of ordinary people, it might be a little strange, but the world was still ordinary and quiet.

Yu Lin and Yu Zhao were living in such a world, both peaceful and exciting.

Perhaps this week, he would just quietly stay at home and draw, and play games when he was resting, and when he was sleepy, he would lie on the beanbag sofa in the afternoon and sleep, and when he was hungry, he would go to the small stir-fry shop at the entrance of the community and order a fried rice.

The next week, he would climb a snow-capped mountain of several thousand meters and hunt down a mutated species that was rampaging and injuring people. He would pull it out of an ice cave, and he would still have time to take a look at the sunset on the snow-capped mountain, and the snowflakes that were fluttering on the ice field.

The world, which was always shrouded in the crisis of the apocalypse and was rampant with cataclysms, had begun to take on a different appearance because of a subtle change.

Time passed year after year.

The plane trees in Jiangcheng had silently turned green several times, and the roads on the street were steaming from the sun day after day. The sky was azure, and the daylight was bright.

In the process of the eighth world reconstruction, because a particularly powerful thing was suppressing it, the special investigation bureau had never entered the public’s view and had only been acting in secret.

As the leader, Shu Zhi was not worried about this, but was happy every day.

When someone asked, he would look very surprised. “Worry? Why should I worry?”

The person who had asked happened to be a person with superpowers, so he could only hint cryptically, “The future.”

He could remember that in the first few world apocalypses, the world had been in chaos, and it had been managed by zones. As the director of the special investigation bureau, Shu Zhi had been appointed in a time of crisis, and at his highest, he had been a zone leader.

It was always difficult for people to give up power.

However, Shu Zhi, who had reached the top, had no great ambitions and did not regret it at all. When this was mentioned, he just said lazily, “Can you imagine? In this world, up to now, two-thirds of the ordinary people think that the apocalypse is a joke.”

There were still ordinary people in this world, who did not have to die of thirst because of the two suns, who did not have to freeze to death on the street because of the extreme weather, and who did not have to kill each other for a little food.

There were actually ordinary people who, up to now, thought that the apocalypse theory was just a joke.

Was there a better world than this?

No.

Shu Zhi was smiling happily and was holding a new bird he had raised. He led the special investigation bureau to hide behind the scenes and was tireless.

Occasionally, when he looked at the peaceful world and was filled with emotion, and many emotions welled up in his heart, he would also send a few idle words to Yu Lin, “Bro, it’s great to have you.”

Yu Lin was eating a small stir-fry at a shop at the entrance of the community day after day. When he received the message, he blinked lightly.

Yu Zhao, who was on the side, came over, saw the message, and his beautiful eyes moved away. After a few seconds, they became sinister.

On the phone screen, the forum had gradually become silent with the years, and the words of the past were no longer seen.

Only occasionally, someone would pop up as if they had just woken up from a big dream, “I opened my eyes and actually saw my own ceiling. Who understands? Damn, the tears just came down. So I still want to know, what made him give up his plan back then?”

『Thank you.』