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Chapter 1: Pretty Boy (×) Violent Boy


“Aw, even during National Day break, they make us take our test papers home. Miserable senior-year dog—can’t escape this title no matter where I go.”

“Right? They grade and hand out the papers right before break. The school just doesn’t want us to have a good time!”

The student who spoke first glanced at his deskmate and suddenly grinned mischievously. “But you weren’t dead last this time, right? Who’s our class’s new bottom-dweller…”

Tomorrow was National Day break, and today was the last day before vacation—right at dismissal time. The students in the Experimental Class who weren’t in a rush to leave were chatting idly, the atmosphere buzzing with restless energy.

But this didn’t include the boy by the window.

He sat alone, tidying his desk.

He folded one test paper after another, stacked them up, then tapped the desk to align them perfectly—meticulous to a fault. The only eyesore was the glaring red scores scrawled across them.

The exams had been two days ago; they’d been graded immediately after, and before dismissal, all the subject papers came raining down like snowflakes, with the class reps weaving through the room handing them out.

Whether it dazzled others or not, Shen Ju felt dizzy with every paper he received, circle after circle of vertigo. He wanted to gouge his own eyes out!

Late September weather had turned chilly. Shen Ju wore the black Qichen International High School uniform over a beige hoodie. He pulled the hood up, letting it drape down his back, the two white drawstrings dangling across his chest. With each new paper, he couldn’t help but tug at the strings. By dismissal, the once-loose hood had shrunk into a wilted, crumpled mess.

“Hey, Guan Shen Ju, this was your first exam since transferring here. How’d you do?”

A nosy student rushed over excitedly to ask.

Everyone already knew the scores—the homeroom teacher had posted the Excel rankings in the group chat.

One click, and you could check.

This question was purely to stir up some drama.

Shen Ju looked up, tilting his chin slightly. “Can’t you check the group yourself?”

Where’s the fun in that? I came over to stir things up!

The asker got annoyed. This transfer student’s EQ is rock-bottom. I was just making small talk, and he snaps back like that. What kind of attitude!

He wanted to snap back, but the retort somehow came out soft.

Like a newborn little hedgehog—all prickly on the surface, but fluffy to the touch.

The guy opened his mouth, but ended up feeling awkward himself.

“I haven’t checked the group yet. I just wanted to ask you first…”

“Dead last.”

“What?”

Shen Ju shoved his last book into his bag and glanced at the student by his desk, muttering under his breath, “Dead last in the class.”

“…Oh. Ohhh…”

The guy wanted to say more, but Shen Ju had already packed up and stood.

That little chin lifted again.

“Excuse me…”

“Ahem, coming through! I’m heading out!”

“Oh…”

The guy stepped aside silently.

For some reason, it felt like an illusion…

Like a fluffy little hedgehog awkwardly—whoosh, whoosh—tensing its tiny body to raise its spines?

Yeah… must be my imagination.

Shen Ju slung on his backpack, yanked the crushed hood free, smoothed out the wrinkled fabric, pulled it over his head, and trudged out of the classroom, face half-hidden.

Whispers erupted behind him.

“Damn, what’s he so cocky about? It was just a score question.”

“Didn’t you hear? Dead last in our class. He bombed so hard, he’s embarrassed. And we’re the Experimental Class—check the year-wide rankings. Next door’s Elite Class, Guan Mulin took first again. Not just first in Elite, but top of the whole school. Tsk, even with his background drama, the guy’s just too good.”

“This Guan Shen Ju must be sour about it. Heard the Guan Family transferred him here, wanted to put him straight in Elite Class, but he refused. That’s why he’s in our Experimental Class.”

“Oh, makes sense. He’s obviously feuding with Guan Mulin.”

“Feuding how? They find the real son, but keep the fake one around too. No wonder he’s pissed. This Guan Shen Ju’s just too obvious about it—kinda dumb.”

“No helping it. Heard before the Guan Family took him back, he was living under someone else’s roof…”

The weather was cold; chilly winds carried the voices right to him.

Shen Ju stepped out of the classroom, grabbed the drawstrings, and yanked the hood tighter and tighter. His face shrank smaller, rounding out into plump curves.

In the stairwell, Experimental Class’s class monitor Tang Yuexin was hauling a new desk with her deskmate.

Earlier, during the exam shuffle, someone had sat at her spot. When she got back, the desk creaked like it had rats—every shift was a racket.

Fed up, she’d dragged her deskmate to the school warehouse for a new one right at dismissal.

Qichen International High School was B City’s top prestigious academy. From world-class faculty to top-tier facilities and equipment, everything was perfected. Especially for the Elite Class golden geese—they spared no expense.

Even student desks were solid wood, smooth and hefty.

Tang Yuexin and her deskmate had just hauled her busted desk to storage, then lugged back an equally heavy new one. Round trip had them panting, backs soaked in sweat. And now upstairs with it—half a meter long, but no breaks. They were beat.

Dismissal meant everyone bolted; no one left to help.

“Whew, I can’t anymore, Xin Xin. Break time?”

Tang Yuexin panted too. To let people pass, they carried it one high, one low; she’d taken the bottom to bear more weight. Sweaty, arms shaky, she nodded. “Yeah, let’s rest…”

Before the words settled, another student came down.

A round, plump beige head—like a bald monk at first glance. Closer look: hoodie hood cinched so tight by drawstrings it squeezed into a perfect sphere.

Head slightly down, he passed them.

Tang Yuexin instinctively shifted.

But as he drew level, halfway past, he paused—then stepped back up.

Now she saw who it was.

Guan Shen Ju.

Their class’s new transfer.

The Guan Family’s long-lost real son.

The class had gossiped about it plenty in private.

He probably didn’t know—or care.

Tang Yuexin wasn’t one to gossip nonstop, but she’d chatted about it. Curiosity was human nature. She’d paid attention to Shen Ju at first, but lost interest quick. Just another rich kid now. Sudden status jump, acts all superior—normal. Bad grades, but family backs him.

Nothing special. Not like Elite Class’s Guan Mulin.

She had no idea why Guan Shen Ju stopped. Awkward.

Unlike Elite Class—all pedigreed top students—Experimental had brains, but not always background. Like her: pure merit admission.

Whatever she thought of him, one thing: post-reunion, his name had a “Guan” prefix. Not someone she could cross.

“You…”

“Can’t you just say you’ll help?!”

Shen Ju’s little face was stern, tone fierce.

But the hoodstrings yanked so tight framed his face in a tiny circle—brows squished into sad little arches, “deep grudge” expression like an upright mushroom, big round on small round. Zero intimidation; more comical, funny, kinda adorable.

Tang Yuexin thought, Guan Shen Ju is special. Specially pretty and cute. This face—even wrinkled—is gorgeous.

Just hoped this pretty boy wasn’t picking a fight.

“Um, I…”

“Enough talk.”

Shen Ju looked all what a hassle, then bent down…

Tang Yuexin felt the weight lift from her hands. The desk in front of her and her deskmate—hoisted one-handed.

One-handed?!

Solid wood! Even the warehouse security uncle strained picking it out for them. But Shen Ju lifted it effortlessly? And bounded up the stairs two at a time, like it weighed nothing…

Tang Yuexin and her deskmate stared, dumbfounded.

“This isn’t a pretty boy—this is a violent boy…” Tang Yuexin murmured.

Snapping to, they exchanged glances and hurried after Shen Ju.

Back in the classroom, gossip continued.

Then—a desk floated in.

“…”

Clang!

The floating desk dropped before them, revealing Shen Ju’s tightly framed round face.

He instinctively glanced at the few stragglers.

“…”

Shit, is he back to flex on us?!


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Oh No! My Role-Playing Mission Got Spoiled!

Oh No! My Role-Playing Mission Got Spoiled!

糟糕!扮演任务被剧透了!
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Shen Ju had to play the role of the universally hated real young master from an old-school trope.

System: You're despicable, vain, you've done every rotten deed, and your heart is venomous. So his birth parents grew sick of him, his big brother despised him, he served as the dark foil to the perfect fake young master, and in the end, everyone saw through his true colors, leaving him with a miserable fate...

System: "Baby, you can do it, right!" For the rewards after completing the mission, Shen Ju nodded vigorously. "I can! Leave it to me!" But what neither the System nor Shen Ju knew was that due to a program glitch, their encrypted chat channel had quietly added in the Guan Family members—and one unlucky passerby.

System: "You think your birth parents owe you, so you often hit them up for massive sums." Shen Ju nodded in agreement, then stormed off aggressively to demand money.

He stuck out his hand and flashed a "1" toward the person across from him.

Guan Family parents: **One million? Shen Ju: "1... 1k!" Guan Family parents: ...*They'd never heard such an obscure term in their lives. System: "You think all the good stuff in your big brother's hands should be yours, so you keep reaching out for it." Shen Ju hummed in assent, then turned to demand the brand-new watch his big brother had just bought.

The Guan Family big brother exuded an imposing gravity that kept ordinary people from daring to act out in front of him.

Shen Ju stared at that stern face, working up his courage for ages. "...Ahem." Guan Family big brother: "..." *Was he really that terrifying? System: "You're jealous of the fake young master and always try to sabotage his relationship with the Protagonist Gong!" Shen Ju thumped his chest. Easy peasy. He'd trail after the two like a clingy tag-along from time to time, or wedge himself in as a third wheel at every opportunity—like a sneaky cat-dog hybrid, furtively eyeing them with grabby hands.

Fake young master: "…………" He slapped the Protagonist Gong's shoulder. "Let's pick a fight." Protagonist Gong: "Huh......"

System: "Pretend to get drunk and seduce this aloof beauty, make him look down on you!"

The aloof beauty in question: "…………"

Shen Ju chug-chug-chugged a whole bottle of booze, then headbutted the floor—smacking his forehead right into the aloof beauty's chest. He stared at the button on the other's collar, slurring through his drunken haze as he tried to lay on the charm:

"You... you can call me by my nickname, y'know." Pei Yan looked down, hooked a finger under Shen Ju's chin, and lifted his gaze straight.

"What's your nickname?" Shen Ju pursed his lips at him...

"Chirp... chirp chirp."

Guan-guan ju jiu—in the river shallows the heron nests; the gentleman seeks the perfect match.

One-sentence blurb: They all know I'm not a good person now!

Theme: See people with your heart, feel the truth with sincerity.

Translator’s Note: The phrase "Guan-guan ju jiu" is a reference to the Classic of Poetry (Shijing), the oldest collection of Chinese poems. The poem describes bird calls (Guan-guan) and is the most famous Chinese metaphor for a gentleman seeking a perfect romantic partner.

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