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Chapter 19


Shen Li’s sharp brows furrowed. “Drinking again?”

“I don’t even like drinking,” Qian Xingzhi replied. His voice carried a hint of laughter—or perhaps not. It was cool and teasing, begging for a punch. “Ten years ago, every night, didn’t you always want to…”

Shen Li cut him off before he could finish. “You know that’s ten years ago.”

“Just kidding.”

Shen Li didn’t find it funny. His heart pounded rapidly, irritation bubbling up alongside it.

The sensation reminded him of high school, when Qian Xingzhi used to tease him relentlessly every day. But it wasn’t quite the same.

Shen Li couldn’t quite put it into words. Was it habit? Attraction? Annoyance? Whatever it was, it was a familiar emotion that only surfaced because of something Qian Xingzhi said.

He and Qian Xingzhi were complete opposites in personality.

When Qian Xingzhi liked someone, he made it known to the whole world, practically parading his affection with fanfare and drums.

Shen Li found that embarrassing, humiliating even.

Or perhaps it was more accurate to say they’d never walked the same path—not in their styles of handling things, nor in their daily habits.

That was why, ever since joining the show, Shen Li had felt uneasy. Whether it was Qian Xingzhi writing “50% sexual incompatibility” as the reason for their divorce on that form, or dropping these ambiguously intimate lines in a moment that wasn’t fully private, it all made him feel unsafe.

According to the cabin rules, only the ex-CP pairs announced by the Program Group would have their “midnight bath chats” revealed. Even so, Shen Li knew that even with the cameras off for now, no one could guarantee some sneaky insider wouldn’t flip them back on at any moment.

After years in criminal investigation, he had that much counter-surveillance awareness. That’s why, upon entering the bathroom, he’d first checked for hidden cameras. Only after confirming none were there did he sit on the toilet to take calls from Qian Xingzhi and Lin Jie.

Even then, the director required them to report the general content of their nightly ex chats.

Shen Li wasn’t good at lying, and he was already dreading what to say tomorrow.

Now Qian Xingzhi was saying these flirty things, and his instinctive reaction was anger.

But on second thought, his own principles might seem utterly baffling to Qian Xingzhi.

Two people not on the same wavelength needed a ton of time and effort to understand each other.

Could he really sync up with Qian Xingzhi now?

Shen Li couldn’t stop his mind from rationally analyzing and weighing the options. The more he did, the more stifled his chest felt.

Because he realized he couldn’t.

Reason didn’t have to mean pessimism, but countless tiny details all pointed to a grim conclusion.

In the end, they might not even stay friends. All those past good memories would fade or get buried under frustration.

Was it really worth it?

Shen Li had always been clear-headed about such things. He wouldn’t pursue anything harmful to both sides.

He was just about to carefully choose his words, to tell Qian Xingzhi they should prioritize investigating the WCC leak over personal feelings—especially since Qian Xingzhi had other motives for joining the show. He also needed to make his stance clear: if they kept interacting like before, he absolutely wouldn’t remarry.

But before he could speak, the man’s voice from the phone paused for a long moment and broke the silence first. “Sorry. I didn’t realize that joke would stress you out so much. I won’t say stuff like that again.”

Qian Xingzhi’s tone was cautious, even carrying a hint of appeasement.

No bubbly affectation, no showboating—just sincere affection.

For some reason, Shen Li’s heart tugged again. He pressed his lips into a straight line and blinked slowly, a touch helpless.

“Okay.”

Shen Li’s reply was just one word, his voice softening.

Qian Xingzhi coughed lightly, thought for a beat, then added, “Make sure to bundle up under the covers tonight. Your room’s a bit drafty.”

Shen Li nodded. “Got it. You get some sleep too.”

With that, he hung up without hesitation.

If he hadn’t ended it so abruptly, Qian Xingzhi probably would’ve said goodnight.

The ups and downs in his chest felt like a kid stealing glances at street balloons—desperately wanting one but passing by wide-eyed because Mom had refused once, too scared to ask again.

The shower sprayed a hazy mist. The one-square-meter bathroom was old and outdated, without any dry-wet separation.

The water heater ran scalding hot. The warm stream enveloped Shen Li like a membrane. In the tight space, his mind grew calmer.

As droplets traced down his neck, shoulders, back, and legs, forming glistening lines on his pale skin, now lathered with milky body wash, Shen Li’s gaze drifted to his ruined leg.

Fearsome knife scars crisscrossed it. Even slick with lotion and covered as densely as possible, they could never blend with his intact skin.

He brushed past the scars hastily and carelessly, rinsing off with cooler water. His movements weren’t gentle.

In three or five minutes, he’d cleaned the body he didn’t even want to look at, in the simplest, most expedient way.

Back in the room, he still had five or six minutes of free time left.

Shen Li first replied to Geng Qiuqiu’s messages.

The girl was trying hard to hold back, but sending him a message every hour or two showed just how hyped she was today.

13:34

[Qiuqiu: Uncle Shen hahaha, did you really fall asleep? What amazing sleep quality!]

16:58

[Qiuqiu: So handsome so handsome so handsome!!! I should’ve tested into the military police if I knew you’d be this hot!!!!!]

[Qiuqiu: Uncle Shen, you’re too handsome! Oh no, now I think your ex-husband might not be good enough for you!!!]

21:22

[Qiuqiu: Whoa, why does this Jiang Nan guy feel off? Did you guys go to the bathroom?]

[Qiuqiu: Why’d it take so long!]

[Qiuqiu: Your ex-husband’s gonna get jealous lol]

23:14

[Qiuqiu: Wahahaha such a bold sister! Uncle Shen, you really can’t have little kittens? Meow?]

23:55

[Shen Li: Can’t.]

It felt a bit too curt.

[Shen Li: (Yellow-eared white kitten with big watery eyes sadly looking down at the ground) Crying Cat-Cat Head.jpg]

Geng Qiuqiu replied instantly:

[Qiuqiu: (Stick figure wildly spraying two nosebleeds).jpg]

Shen Li: ?

[Shen Li: Go to sleep. Goodnight.]

[Qiuqiu: !!! Okay! Goodnight!]

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Who else got a goodnight from Uncle Shen?

Geng Qiuqiu grinned ear to ear, screenshotting the cat head emoji for her collection.

Her enthusiasm surging, her spirits sky-high, she stayed up late pounding out an 8,000-word bittersweet reunion pure-love story pairing Ex-Husband Bro x Captain Shen. She posted it across every writing site she knew, not crashing until the wee hours, utterly satisfied.

The next day, Geng Qiuqiu groggily woke up to a data alert from one site:

Her story had 31 total views. One user had checked it out 30 times overnight.

Geng Qiuqiu: ?

No way—did she actually strike gold?!

Was it Ex-Husband Bro lurking?

Hee hee!

Overdosing on brainrot, Geng Qiuqiu couldn’t resist clicking the user’s avatar. They were still online—and then a message popped up:

[Hi, I’m setting up a Fan Support Group for Qian Xingzhi x Shen Li CP. Sister, wanna join?]


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese
Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?" Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China." Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?" Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?" Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?" Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary." Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?" Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it." Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?" Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?" The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before. 【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】 Eight civilian guests: From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic. Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb. Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap. Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom? The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth— Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex! Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first. No point. Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join. But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips? Divorced already—now they panic? He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1. His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple. He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi. Shen Li used to be a cop. He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up. Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date. He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account. So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity. Besides, their breakup... No sordid drama. Just incompatibility. Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year. Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes. He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed. Better to let go early. These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new. He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him. Whatever. Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care. Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical. Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real. What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal? Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?! What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him? That was *his* wife! *His*! If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy. Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ... Few words. Stomach-friendly. Cool and distant. Shen Li's type. No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already! Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?! Let me in—my wife is Shen Li! Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal? Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill. Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years? Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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