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Chapter 8


Shen Li was jolted awake by a piercing scream.

He first thought it was part of a dream, but after listening carefully, he realized it wasn’t.

Shen Li immediately threw off the covers and got out of bed. He slipped into his shoes without time to conceal his leg problem and hurried toward Zhao Yunzhi’s room.

The door to Zhao Yunzhi’s room stood half-open. The woman was huddled in a tiny ball in the corner, her body curled up tight as she clutched her head in agony.

Shen Li took a closer look. Blood streamed from a gash on Zhao Yunzhi’s head. Her face was filled with terror as she pressed her hand against it. Beside her lay a chunk of fallen plaster from the wall, also smeared with blood.

Hearing footsteps, Zhao Yunzhi instinctively cried out for help. “T-Teacher Shen, I-I was cleaning the room and… I wasn’t careful…”

She touched her head and felt only blood, which threw her into a panic. Her words tumbled out disjointedly, fraying the nerves of anyone with a short temper.

Shen Li strode forward quickly, crouched down, and examined the wound on her head.

Just then, the panicked camera crew came huffing and puffing, lugging their equipment as they swarmed in. “What happened?” “You okay? You okay?” “That’s a lot of blood!” “Call 120! Call an ambulance quick!”

Five or six people suddenly flooded the room, crowding around Zhao Yunzhi and turning the scene into utter chaos. Everyone was in a frenzy.

Amid the disorder, Shen Li grabbed a tissue from the box on the bedside table. He pulled out a clean one, placed it between the tips of his right index and middle fingers, gently moved Zhao Yunzhi’s frantic hand aside with his left, and pressed the tissue about two inches from the edge of the wound to get a clear look at its shape.

It wasn’t deep—about two or three centimeters—and it hadn’t hit any major blood vessels. Right now, though, it needed immediate pressure to stop the bleeding.

Behind him, the photographers and director shoved forward in a chaotic mob, all voicing their concern. Shen Li frowned and glanced back, channeling the authority he’d wielded as brigade captain to bark at them:

“What are you all crowding around for? Doesn’t the program group have a doctor on staff? Get him in here. And someone go down to the storage cabinet by the entryway on the first floor—grab the first-aid kit. Everyone else, get back to whatever you were doing.”

Shen Li’s command rang out, and the men behind him fell instantly silent.

Two of them bolted off right away—one to fetch the on-site doctor, the other for the medical kit.

Shen Li wiped the blood from Zhao Yunzhi’s face with the tissue, then pulled out another clean one and handed it to her. “Press down hard on it.”

Zhao Yunzhi had calmed a bit by now. She nodded obediently, pressed the tissue firmly against her wound, and even managed a polite murmur: “Th-thank you.”

Shen Li looked back at Zhao Yunzhi and asked, “Is your head spinning at all?”

Zhao Yunzhi took stock for a moment. “It’s okay. Not dizzy, just hurts.”

Shen Li pressed: “Does the wound itself hurt? Or is it inside your head?”

Zhao Yunzhi replied, “The wound hurts.”

Only then did Shen Li relax, letting out a breath. “From the looks of it, no stitches needed. Keep pressing tight with the tissue to slow the bleeding. Once the first-aid kit gets here, we can switch to gauze and hold it for a while. When the blood mostly stops, we’ll clean it with iodine.”

Zhao Yunzhi sniffled, still worried. “B-but won’t tissues or gauze have bacteria on them?”

Shen Li reassured her patiently. “No problem. A tetanus shot will handle it. Still, when the doctor gets here, let him make the final call.”

Zhao Yunzhi nodded gratefully, fully over her panic now.

Right on cue, the on-site doctor arrived. Shen Li stepped out of the room, ushering the camera crew along with him.

He was about to tell the director that Zhao Yunzhi couldn’t wash her hair for the next seven days when voices drifted up from the entryway on the first floor—two people coming through the door.

Bang!

The door flew open from a hard slam.

Yang Zhiqi stormed in first, rifle slung over his shoulder, his face dark with anger.

Li Weiwei followed behind, arms crossed.

The follow-cam crew inside spotted them and hurried to capture the new action. Shen Li stood at the second-floor railing, watching the scene unfold below with cold detachment.

Sure enough, his hunch had been right.

The moment Yang Zhiqi noticed the camera trained on him, he exploded in a loud protest. “Program group, I’ve personally brought her back, okay? Your rules are ridiculous. She quit on her own—why do I have to drive her back? Who’s compensating me for my lost time? If I don’t bag anything because of this, does that count against you guys?”

The assistant director, hiding behind the lens, replied softly: “Because you’re the team leader. Leaders take responsibility.”

Yang Zhiqi, mindful of the camera, barely reined in his temper. “Fine, whatever. Hurry it up—half an hour till closing time.”

Li Weiwei ignored him completely. She scanned the room, spotted Shen Li leaning against the second-floor railing and watching the drama, and made a beeline for the stairs. With a flick, she slung her rifle off her back, stripped off her gear in one smooth motion, and held it out to him.

“—I’m out. Shooting champion, wanna take over?”

Shen Li eyed the gun in her hands and instinctively headed down the stairs, asking, “What happened?”

Yang Zhiqi sneered. “She didn’t hit a damn thing. Got tired, I guess. Tsk.”

Shen Li shot him a glance. “And you did?”

Yang Zhiqi raised an eyebrow. “Of course.”

Shen Li took Li Weiwei’s rifle in both hands, ran his fingers along the stock with familiar ease, and smiled faintly. He had a pretty good idea of Yang Zhiqi’s temperament—the guy wouldn’t brag about specifics unless he’d barely scored. So with six people out there, they’d probably fallen short of the 40kg target, prompting Li Weiwei to bow out and hand the chance to him.

Li Weiwei double-checked with the program group: “But Shen Li didn’t register properly before. Does that matter?”

After a hushed discussion, the crew answered: “Normally, if someone drops out, the other competitors revote. But with Little Zhao injured and unable to go, Shen Li can step right in. That said, he only inherits whatever’s left of your 40 rounds.”

Li Weiwei frowned. “Ah, but I’ve only got a few left.”

The director shrugged helplessly.

Shen Li checked the magazine—eight rounds remaining—and cut off Li Weiwei before she could argue. “It’s fine. That’s plenty.”

Yang Zhiqi glanced at his watch, thoroughly impatient. “We done here? Let’s move.”

Without waiting, he turned and strode out, ignoring Shen Li behind him.

Li Weiwei started to offer her binoculars, but Shen Li waved it off. “Just give me that pack you’re wearing.”

It was for hauling game.

Li Weiwei handed over the indeed empty pack.

Shen Li thanked her and hurried after Yang Zhiqi.

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The drive from the cabin to the hunting grounds took only seven or eight minutes.

With limited live-stream cameras, there was no follow-cam in the car.

So the moment Shen Li dropped into the passenger seat—seatbelt still unbuckled—Yang Zhiqi floored the accelerator. A national curse exploded from his lips, directed at no one in particular. His face twisted in fury, resentment pouring off him.

Shen Li shot him a cold glance in the rearview mirror, observing him like some clown, and said nothing.

Seeing Shen Li refuse to engage, Yang Zhiqi’s anger only flared hotter. Used to lording over others, he amped up his superior air.

He slapped the steering wheel, stomped the gas with malicious force, and muttered under his breath: “Tch, pretty boys like you only fool women. Slap ‘shooting champion’ on your name and some idiot rushes to hand you a gun. Let’s see how you handle it later.”

Shen Li yawned, pretending not to hear.

His gaze stayed fixed out the window, ignoring every jab from Yang Zhiqi.

It was like punching cotton. Yang Zhiqi rolled his eyes so hard they nearly left his head. Once they parked and the cameras approached, though, he flipped his demeanor on cue— even held the car door for Shen Li, feigning concern. “Hey, take it easy. Think your leg can handle it? The trail up the mountain’s a long one.”

Shen Li ignored him still. He shouldered the rifle and walked straight ahead, checking the map at the hunting grounds entrance and the program group’s marked “hunting zone.”

Convinced Shen Li was a pushover who wouldn’t talk back and just swallowed his lumps, Yang Zhiqi eased up a fraction and started enthusiastically explaining the woods and target setups.

Shen Li listened broadly, said nothing, and followed Yang Zhiqi into the grounds.

“You’ll see what I mean—this program group is ruthless. They rigged these crappy plywood targets to drop super fast, and the sights on these junk guns are worthless. Wait till I show you how—”

Bang!

Before Yang Zhiqi finished, a gunshot cracked from behind him!

Yang Zhiqi whipped around in surprise to see Shen Li holstering his rifle with swift, practiced motion.

A dark board, blending with the jungle hues, toppled with the impact.

The setup system chimed:

Gun 1 – Target hit: Badger – 1.5kg

Gun 1 – Current ranking: 1


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese
Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?" Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China." Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?" Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?" Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?" Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary." Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?" Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it." Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?" Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?" The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before. 【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】 Eight civilian guests: From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic. Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb. Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap. Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom? The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth— Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex! Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first. No point. Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join. But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips? Divorced already—now they panic? He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1. His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple. He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi. Shen Li used to be a cop. He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up. Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date. He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account. So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity. Besides, their breakup... No sordid drama. Just incompatibility. Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year. Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes. He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed. Better to let go early. These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new. He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him. Whatever. Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care. Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical. Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real. What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal? Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?! What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him? That was *his* wife! *His*! If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy. Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ... Few words. Stomach-friendly. Cool and distant. Shen Li's type. No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already! Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?! Let me in—my wife is Shen Li! Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal? Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill. Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years? Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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