“All you do is waste your days on nonsense! Utter nonsense! Complete nonsense! All you know is how to write this rubbish!” The Prime Minister snatched up the best-selling storybook on the market—Step-by-Step Forced Marriage: The Domineering General’s Delicate Little Prime Minister—rolled it into a tube, and rapped it mercilessly against the General’s head.
“You’re the commander of an entire army, for goodness’ sake! Stop obsessing over these silly stories about Demonic Cult Leaders and Martial Arts Alliance Chiefs! And you’d better stop trying to ship the Emperor with the Borderland King!”
General: Sob sob sob, wifey, why are you so mean to me? Can’t I even create my own fan content for the ships I like?! Waaah!
