The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 30

Chapter 30: Dog-Blood High Society

Gu Xiu wrapped himself in a blanket like a cocoon, enclosing the tangled mess within his heart.

007, on the other hand, directly expressed its anxiety, constantly shouting, 【It’s over, it’s over! The protagonist gong and shou are about to fight! How is this plot supposed to go!!】

Gu Xiu was annoyed and slapped away the small silver ball. 【…How would I know if you ask me.】

He didn’t know anything else! His whole mind was a mess.

He wanted to sleep but couldn’t. His numbness was infinitely amplified, and he could even hear the sound of the door opening downstairs from the second floor of the villa. Lu Shichen is back?

He changed his position and lay down, his eyelids trembling as he closed them. He swallowed a few times and pretended to be asleep.

After lying down for a while, he suddenly remembered that he could actually lock the door, but Lu Shichen had indeed not made any excessive moves—for example, touching his butt while he was asleep. At most, he would just scratch an itch where a straight man wouldn’t care.

As he thought about it, he rubbed his chest and decided to go lock the door. But just as he got out of bed, he saw the doorknob turn gently.

He quickly lay back in the blanket, his chest heaving noticeably, his pretense of being asleep full of holes.

Strangely enough, as Lu Shichen walked over step by step, the cold woody scent grew closer, as if it were bringing him into a quiet forest. His restless mood from the whole night actually calmed down quickly.

The side of the bed sank slightly. Lu Shichen had sat down.

Gu Xiu’s hand under the blanket silently clenched the quilt. He tried his best to control his facial muscles. Just keeping his eyeballs still had already exhausted all his strength.

In the darkness, he could feel a heat source slowly approaching him until it landed on his forehead. The scorching feeling traveled from his skin to the bones and blood vessels below, and to his already agitated brain nerves.

The palm was warm and smooth, with a rough feeling on the middle finger, a thin callus left from holding a pen for many years. The pad of his finger brushed through his messy hair, gently stroking his forehead.

His throat finally couldn’t help but bob.

The next second, Lu Shichen’s voice came. “Asleep?”

Gu Xiu didn’t make a sound and continued to pretend to be asleep.

Lu Shichen let out a light laugh of unknown meaning, followed by a soft murmur, “Can’t you… stop thinking about that guy?”

His hand, which was hidden under the blanket, was caught. Even though he tried his best to relax his five fingers, the thin sweat in his palm betrayed the tension of the sleeping person.

If he pretended to be asleep and didn’t respond, Ninth Uncle would naturally not hold it against him. But the current Lu Shichen would.

The hand on his forehead had already moved to his temple, traveling down his cheek, and a strong itching sensation was aroused at his sensitive throat.

Gu Xiu endured it again and again.

That hand was still continuing, slipping in from the collar of his pajamas. This time, it was no longer a wanton caress. Lu Shichen maliciously and wickedly lifted his hand and, with just his fingertips, slid over the groove of his pectoral muscles, little by little, invading the more sensitive areas.

Gu Xiu finally couldn’t lie still anymore and kicked his leg under the blanket.

Lu Shichen turned a blind eye, as if he found the pajamas to be in the way, and even undid a few of his pajama buttons.

“…Ninth Uncle!” Gu Xiu took a deep breath and sat up. His moist black eyes stared at the other party, trying to awaken his rationality.

“Ninth Uncle, didn’t you say that you would still be my Ninth Uncle in the future?”

Gu Xiu tried his best to remind him of their seniority difference.

“We’re not related by blood,” Lu Shichen threw the problem back at him with ease. “I will love and take care of you like an elder, as always. But you should also change the way you address me.”

“Whether I call you Ninth Uncle or not…” Gu Xiu grabbed the hand that was drilling into his crotch, his heart pounding in his chest. He tried his best to say in a calm tone, “Once a teacher, always a father. In my heart, you will always be my Ninth Uncle, my only relative in this world!”

Although no one would help each other with their relatives, it was simply against public order and good customs, and moral ethics.

But Gu Xiu didn’t dare to think too deeply about it. He could only try his best to stop the man in front of him first.

“Mm,” Lu Shichen replied nonchalantly. “If you like, you can call me daddy too.”

Then he gave him a light peck on the lips.

While he was stunned, that hand finally reached its final destination, skillfully grasping and stroking.

The little tit, whose tail feathers had been stroked, was trembling all over. Its fluffy feathers shook, shimmering like beautiful jewels under the magnificent crystal chandelier.

Lu Shichen lovingly stroked his feathers and said in a hoarse voice, “I won’t charge you this time. Good boy.”

At the same time, he pecked him on the lips a few more times. The sound of water in the room was continuous, making one’s face and ears hot.

…

Gu Xiu’s scalp tingled with pleasure.

To hell with etiquette, seniority, and even sexual orientation!

【As expected, men in this world are all no good.】 Gu Xiu sighed while indiscriminately shooting in his mind. 【I can’t control my lower body either… no, it’s definitely not all my fault. It’s your Jinjiang’s problem. Why did you have to make the protagonist gong, a gay man, so handsome!】

007 had just restarted and was dizzy and confused. 【Huh? Why was I forced to shut down again? What happened?】

Gu Xiu did not face the problem directly and sighed like a sentimental person. 【007, I’ve fallen.】

No matter how many times 007 asked, he refused to say.

Gu Xiu even took the initiative to start a live stream, still with a mask on his face. He propped his chin on one hand and stared blankly at the phone screen.

【Why hasn’t Teacher Gu been working out lately?】

【Hahaha, why isn’t he showing off his wealth anymore? Have the rented things expired?】

【Speaking of which, I haven’t seen the top contributor for a few days. Without the rich man’s money, the streamer really doesn’t even pretend to act】

【Are you not going to explain the scandal with JYY…】

【The things the streamer showed off before were all from his family, right? Is the business in trouble or has it gone bankrupt? Even the crown prince is out here live-streaming to earn money, 233】

【It’s getting a little boring. Can you show your face?】

【If he really showed his face, I’d probably be blinded. Does a rich and handsome young master need to keep a little celebrity? He could have a bunch of handsome guys and beautiful women throwing themselves at him with just a flick of his finger】

【He must have a flaw in some aspect】

【I still stand by my words. A handsome man can’t resist showing his face, just like a man who doesn’t take the initiative to say his height is definitely not 1.8 meters】

The aftershocks of Jiang Yuan Yao had not yet subsided. Under the powerful world rules, and thanks to Gu Xiu’s series of black-attracting antics, the number of haters in his live stream had recently successfully surpassed the number of fans.

The live stream mission was going smoothly, but unfortunately, Gu Xiu’s heart was unmoved. His monolids drooped lazily, and his dark eyes were calm, like a calm mirror reflecting the colorful comments.

“Hey,” Gu Xiu’s eyes were blank, and he suddenly sighed again.

From time to time, fans would ask him what was wrong with concern. Gu Xiu seemed not to see them, and it was only after a few more minutes that he had a little reaction.

【Teacher Gu’s love life is probably in trouble】

【Come on, old flame rekindled? The current Yaoyao is no longer someone you can climb up to～】

【No one said it was JYY, right? Has either of them admitted it, I ask?? Can the accounts that spread rumors without any basis be banned???】

【Teacher Gu has given Christmas gifts to others before, right? Who is it? Hurry, hurry, hurry】

【Personally, I think Teacher Gu should like the mature and successful type】

Gu Xiu retorted angrily, “Nonsense, I’m a straight man!”

The fans had been talking for a long time before Gu Xiu replied with a single sentence, his words sharp and severe. No matter how you looked at it, it had the meaning of “the more you try to hide it, the more you reveal it.”

【Do you look like one yourself?】

【Mm… even I, a straight man, can [/dog head]】

【Although I’m a straight man, I really like you. But I’m really a straight man. But you’re really cute. Unfortunately, I’m a straight man. But it would be nice to touch you. Finally, I declare that I’m really a straight man】

【I’m a straight man, I like straight men. Husband, you agree, right? [/licking screen]】

【xs watching the streamer’s defenses break online. He even changed his signature to “straight man,” hahahaha】

【Hahahahahahaha】

These guys would be mocking him.

It would be better to attack him for being an ugly, foot-picking man under his mask. After all, Gu Xiu was self-aware of his looks, and he could laugh off such baseless talk.

But now he clicked his tongue in annoyance, then clicked it again. He picked up his phone without a word, swiped away the live stream, then threw the phone, and it slid across the table.

【????】

On the phone’s background, which he was unaware of, the comments were still refreshing continuously.

The live stream screen turned into a bright ceiling, with high-end hidden light strips on all four sides. Not far away was a soft and romantic spherical lamp with a rose hollow-out pattern.

After a moment, the hidden light strips were turned off, and the screen suddenly became dim. The silent live stream suddenly had an ambiguous and sensual atmosphere.

The sharp people reacted first.

【Did Teacher Gu forget to turn off the live stream?】

【Holy shit??】

【Is this kind of late-night welfare something I can watch?】

【The top contributor is here! Big brother came at just the right time, hahahaha】

【Ahhhhhhh, big brother, please don’t send any donations. The special effects will give it away!】

The lustful fans even invited the top contributor to join in this peeping.

Everyone spread the word, and the number of live stream viewers soared, with a large number of onlookers pouring in.

【Who is this streamer? Please introduce】

【Hey, it’s a pity it’s not a female streamer. There’s probably nothing to see even if she forgets to turn off the live stream】

【If he accidentally shows his face, the rich second-generation handsome guy persona will be ruined [/side eye smile]】

The haters’ excitement and curiosity were no less than the fans’. They were just waiting for this arrogant and conceited guy to crash and burn.

【Hey, why did the top contributor leave again?】

This insignificant discovery was immediately drowned in the sea of comments.

The top contributor had gone offline, but Gu Xiu’s voice was heard in the live stream. “Ninth Uncle?”

An enthusiastic person added subtitles to the distant, blurry voice in real time: 【Ninth Uncle? Is it that relative who lives in Jiujiu’s house?】

Gu Xiu had taken off his mask and was about to take a shower. He was only wearing a thin tank top when Lu Shichen suddenly came in uninvited.

Lu Shichen didn’t answer and walked in brazenly.

Gu Xiu had no choice but to let go of the doorknob and take two steps back.

Only then did Lu Shichen ask, “Why is the door locked?”

“Huh? Is it locked?” Anyway, Lu Shichen had never come during a live stream before. Gu Xiu scratched his hair and made up a lie. “I probably locked it out of habit. I forgot.”

Fortunately, Lu Shichen did not pursue the matter.

Gu Xiu was about to ask him what he wanted when the other’s palm had already touched his exposed arm. Gu Xiu shivered.

His arm was smooth and slightly cool. Lu Shichen could clearly feel it, and he had also seen Gu Xiu in a daze all night through the surveillance and live stream. But he still asked knowingly, “You worked out?”

Lu Shichen was wearing gray home clothes and no glasses. He was being stared at by those deep, cold gray eyes. Gu Xiu’s throat bobbed uncomfortably. “I was going to work out…”

He subconsciously turned his head, his flickering eyes not noticing Lu Shichen’s small movements. He only reacted when he was suddenly kissed.

“…Ninth Uncle!”

Lu Shichen grabbed his arm to prevent him from dodging again, his eyes dark. “Didn’t I say that you have to listen to me in everything from now on?”

“…”

But this debt is not decreasing either.

Gu Xiu was in a daze and was even less on guard. Lu Shichen’s attack was also completely unexpected, extremely unfamiliar, strong, and domineering. He used the tip of his tongue to pry open his teeth and sent a hot tongue in.

Gu Xiu’s eyes widened in horror. This mouth had only ever held food and water in his life. He had never dreamed or even thought that it could also be filled with such a tasteless thing.

The tongue that had never made him feel such a strong presence, was this what it felt like? The texture was strange, bland, and it would move on its own, making his mouth itch.

After a long while, he gradually tasted a sweet and numbing taste, like a poison that could melt both his rationality and his body at the same time.

Gu Xiu took a sharp breath and finally found the strength to push the person away. But in the end, he could only say two useless words, “Ninth Uncle!”

“What’s wrong?” the man’s voice was low and hoarse. “You don’t like it?”

Gu Xiu couldn’t explain immediately, and his stammering voice was swallowed by that mouth again. Between their intertwined lips and teeth, only broken monosyllables like “uh,” “mm,” and “hmm” escaped, mixed with the overwhelming and blush-inducing wet sounds.

The two of them moved slowly in the room, getting closer and closer to the phone on the table. The sound also became clearer and clearer, as if they were doing something unspeakable to the ears of hundreds of thousands of viewers through a network cable.

【Ahhhhhhh】

【So this is what you city people call a relative?】

【Sisters, be calm and cautious with your words. Don’t let the live stream be banned!】

【Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, I don’t know what to say】

【A faithful woman has done good deeds all her life. I deserve to hear this】

【Even though I can’t see anything, why is it so hot?】

【Teacher Gu’s figure is so full of sexual tension, ahhhhhh. I wouldn’t be able to resist either】

【Kiss him hard! Kiss him fiercely! Don’t let this Gugujiu go!】

【Kissing so loudly, he must be getting a reaction…】

And that was indeed the case.

Gu Xiu was first squeezed a few times, his mind a blank, and he didn’t react. It wasn’t until he was also driven by instinct that he came to his senses, as if he had woken up from a sensual dream.

He panted a few times, his eyes moist as he looked at the person in front of him. He changed his tone again and murmured as if in a dream, “Ninth Uncle…”

Seeing that the beautifully shaped lips were already a mess, Lu Shichen barely restrained himself and instead gave him a loud “smack” on the cheek, both crisp and loud.

The purpose was to let the viewers in the live stream hear it.

Gu Xiu, who was attacked by this sound face to face, was red-faced and his heart was pounding. He felt that his numb mouth and out-of-control heart no longer belonged to him.

Tonight, Lu Shichen did not extend an invitation for mutual help. He looked at his pants with satisfaction, holding up a high-spirited flag, his face still calm and composed. When he said his goodbyes, he did not forget to invite, “You can come to my room anytime you’ve thought it through.”

Thought what through… offering his body for the debt?

Gu Xiu’s breathing had not yet completely calmed down, and his mood was a mess of boiling hot porridge.

Before leaving, Lu Shichen’s gaze fell on the desk not far away, and he kindly reminded, “Your phone has been unlocked all this time.”

Lu Shichen closed the door.

Gu Xiu didn’t think much of it and picked up the phone on the table. Unexpectedly, his entire face appeared in the camera. He was stunned for a moment, then he was stunned again because he was unfamiliar with his own infatuated face.

A few seconds was enough for the viewers in the live stream to see his face clearly.

【So handsome, ahhhhhh】

【Teacher Gu looks so young… so pure… so hot…】

【I told you Teacher Gu is definitely a super handsome guy. That mask really lowers his looks】

【My suspended heart is finally dead. The day Teacher Gu showed his face was actually the day he was kissed to death by another man】

【I’m dizzy, his lips are so red】

More than just red.

Gu Xiu was born with thin lips, with a delicate and small lip bead. Now, his upper lip, lower lip, and lip bead were all swollen, red, and glistening.

His clear black eyes became misty, and his hair had been messed up by Lu Shichen in his passion.

When he first saw this face, it was the stunningness that took the upper hand.

It was only after he quickly put down his phone and moved out of the frame that the audience began to savor the seductive taste in that face and the voice they had heard before.

Tonight, besides the two people in the villa, countless fans would also have a sleepless night.