This Fluffy Kitten Takes Over the World
该猫绒绒统治世界了
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese
Poor little Li Ao was a child unwanted by his parents. On New Year's Eve, he froze to death on the side of the road.
When he opened his eyes again, he had turned into a stray kitten on a barren planet. All alone, with super short legs that made even filling his belly a struggle.
Aurilion III, a barren star abandoned after the Zerg invasion.
The world said its soil was barren and heavily polluted, with no plants able to survive. Li Ao picked up a seed, tossed it into the ground, and a tomato tree grew.
Everyone knew it was occupied by Xenoids, with no life daring to approach. Li Ao stood atop Buggy's head, making it swing its giant scythe to plow the fields.
But the barren star was truly too poor. Even if he could grow anything he planted, he still needed seeds! Luckily, the abandoned base's Star Network could still connect.
Li Ao stood between the platforms, fluffily calling out to everyone: "Can you give Li Ao one credit? Li Ao wants to buy seeds."
In this barbaric era ravaged by Zerg, even a single ordinary tomato was expensive enough to sustain a human for a month, let alone seeds?
Just as they wanted to mock him, they saw the figure behind Li Ao.
Netizen A: Hey! Dumb cat! Run!
Netizen B: Run! There's a bug behind you!
Li Ao: You mean Niu Niu? It's super obedient.
Obedient? That was Zolax, a hyper-destructive Xenoid variant. Its massive figure loomed over the fist-sized cat.
Then, that cat... was sharpening its claws on it???
Li Ao happily scratched a few times on the Niu Niu brand scratching board, turned his head, and meowed: "Hello everyone. If you've all relaxed now, can you give Li Ao one credit? Li Ao will help clear your mental domains!"
Netizen C: Wait? What?
Netizen D: Huh? My head doesn't hurt anymore?
Li Ao rose to fame in a single battle—a cat that could sort mental domains just with Astral Projection!
More and more people started camping, mocking that no cat could possibly have such abilities!
Before the words were finished, Li Ao's figure appeared again: "Hello everyone."
...This one was real. This one actually worked.
Countless tips poured in, the massive data stream even causing the Star Network to lag for a few seconds.
With money, Li Ao could buy seeds, but Aurilion III's location was too dangerous—no commercial transport ships could deliver supplies.
Until one day, densely packed warships descended over the barren star. Li Ao held the fruit he'd just ripened with Spiritual Power in his paws, trembling under the overwhelming pressure from above.
Regalis, the pure-blooded Lion Clan—arrogant, conceited, cold, mad. They had led humans against Xenoids for centuries, with illustrious war records shaking the cosmos.
In this clan, parents and siblings killing and devouring each other was their way of survival.
And its ruler, Isiris Regalis, known as the Last Monarch of the Interstellar. Bloodthirsty and brutal were his synonyms; no one doubted Regalis would end by his hand.
Until the appearance of a little cat.
Leo Regalis, who could fill the barren star with oases, make Xenoids submit obediently. He was the King of Delphi, the future of humanity.
"Leo, my brave little lion, come to Father King's side."
Isiris's massive wings flared, his proud head lowering for his beloved son. He let out a lion's roar, demonstrating how to suppress territory with Spiritual Power.
Li Ao mimicked Daddy, puffing out his chest, taking a deep breath, and roaring super loudly: "Meow——Meow meow meow!!"
Isiris's lion eyes widened in majesty, intimidating those below. He lowered his head encouragingly: "Very good."
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