Chapter 114: Titmouse 04
【I’ve told you that this is a chaotic small world. The main plot is an urban BL novel, but this doesn’t mean that the other mixed-in novels are all scientific modern worlds.】 The main god calmly stated the facts. 【Now, you’ve clearly encountered some kind of supernatural situation.】
Gu Xiu roared in anger, “Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!”
You don’t have to tell me!
The main god was silent for a moment. A gray mist floated out and circled in front of the snow-white little bird ball.
No matter how you looked at it, it was a round, white ball.
The small bird’s eyes and beak were like the filling that had accidentally leaked out of a black sesame tangyuan.
As if it were angry and embarrassed from being stared at, Gu Xiaojiu flapped its wings a few times, chirping while creating a wind that was only enough to scratch an itch.
But its black and gray wings were quite large, three or four times the size of its small body.
Main god: 【…】
Gu Xiu: “Chirp, chirp, chirp!” Don’t laugh!
The main god cleared its throat, searched in the star network, and found a novel that was quite in line with the current situation. 【Gu Xiu, you might have turned into a northern long-tailed tit spirit that has cultivated into a spirit in a modern fantasy novel.】
Gu Xiu: “Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!” You’re the tit spirit!
The main god was helpless. 【Be quiet and listen to me. And, be quiet. I suspect you can wake up a vegetative person.】
Gu Xiu tried his best to stretch his neck and glanced at the unconscious Jin Chenhan, and finally quieted down.
【Strange, this is a transmigrated abandoned novel. The author only made a setting and then ran away. I don’t know how it got mixed in… forget it, this is not important. Calm down.】 The main god said slowly. 【Gu Xiu, in this world’s setting, spirits feed on human luck. You need to get enough of their luck to maintain your human form. Plus, this is a transmigrated novel. The more important the character in the novel, the higher their luck, for example, the protagonist gong and shou, and the villain.】
【If you want to turn back into a human, you have to suck them.】
As soon as the main god finished speaking, he saw the round little tit had already hopped out one or two meters, came to the side of the hospital bed, and was huffing and puffing, trying to climb up the pole at the foot of the bed.
But the pole was made of a smooth metal and was cylindrical. Gu Xiu couldn’t peck it, nor could he grab it.
Really, his effort was heartbreaking.
The gray mist floated over and reminded, 【You’re a tit spirit. You should be able to fly.】
With that, it even accelerated the flow of the gray mist, rolling up a few small bird feathers on Gu Xiu’s wings.
For some reason, the little tit’s fur stood on end again. “Chirp, chirp, chirp!”
The main god was silent for a moment. 【I know. I won’t touch you.】
The gray mist obediently retreated to the side, ready to fly over and catch the tit spirit, who was using its wings to fly for the first time.
Gu Xiu spread his wings, which were several times longer than his body. He was majestic. With a light flap, his plump body floated up.
“Chirp!”
You could hear the joy just from the sound.
But it was his first time trying to fly, and he was not very skilled. He was swaying from side to side, and several times he looked like he was about to hit a pole or a wall, which made the main god’s heart pound. Fortunately, he finally landed steadily.
Thanks to the large size of his target.
Gu Xiu used his beak to pick up the obstructive quilt, threw it to the side, and then he hopped and bounced onto Jin Chenhan’s abs.
He was now small, and the man’s abs were like a luxurious six-room apartment to him. He hopped from one side to the other, and then back, and after a long while of jumping around, he finally asked the gray mist he had ignored, “Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp?”
How do I suck?
The main god understood the bird language through the mental link and replied, 【Just stay with him. The more intimate the contact and the longer the time, the more luck you will absorb.】
The current sudden situation had an explanation and a solution. Gu Xiu was relieved and completely calmed down. Only then did he belatedly start to speak human language. 【Phew, that scared me to death. I almost forgot I could still talk to you with my mental energy.】
Main god: 【…】
Gu Xiu sat down on Jin Chenhan’s body. For the first time, he felt that the constant temperature of a human was so warm.
He suddenly remembered that Chen Beichuan had always said he was a little bird. Now it was a prophecy.
Chen Beichuan had also called himself a little bird breeder and had used the bird-raising knowledge he had learned online to deal with him. He was always afraid that he would get cold and have a stomachache, probably because little birds were born with a not-so-good stomach, but they ate a lot and needed a lot of calories from food to maintain their body temperature.
Little birds liked a warm environment, but they also liked to fly freely outside. Little birds liked forests, but forests were full of wind and rain, and dangers.
Now, Jin Chenhan, as a cushion, was just right!
Gu Xiu smelled the fresh scent of the forest on Jin Chenhan, felt his body temperature, and couldn’t help but chirp a few times in a high-pitched tone, quickly adapting to his new identity.
The main god silently watched for a while and did not make a sound.
Gu Xiu, on the other hand, was not still for a moment, and was not quiet for a moment. He was chirping and stepping on Jin Chenhan.
A little bird like him, no matter how fat, was only a few dozen grams. Let alone the current Jin Chenhan, who was a vegetative person, even a healthy person who was just asleep could not be woken up by his stepping.
Gu Xiu played by himself for a long while, then he flapped his wings, skillfully flew down, picked up his own clothes, and then skillfully flew back.
He had turned into a little bird, but he was still a clean little bird. He still had to wear those clothes later, so he couldn’t just leave them on the ground. And at night, there were nurses doing their rounds. They might step on his clothes when they came in.
His little bird’s beak had a limited carrying capacity. He could only drag one piece of clothing at a time. After flying back and forth several times, all his personal belongings were moved to the empty space by the pillow.
After he was done, he continued to plan how to absorb luck.
He had been stepping on the hospital gown for a long while, and only a few bird feathers had fallen off. There was no sign of a human arm growing back.
The setting of a bird spirit was beyond the scope of the main plot. The main god’s side also had no progress bar for absorbing luck and recovering his human form. He didn’t know anything when he was asked.
Really, he’s even worse than 007.
After Gu Xiu had finished cursing in his heart, he started to bite the human’s clothes to play. He picked up the hem of the hospital gown, as if he were pushing aside a bush in the wild, and inside was a fascinating and mysterious space.
He didn’t hesitate much and drilled in.
From the main god’s perspective, he could only see the unconscious man’s calm sleeping face, but the hospital gown on his body was not very calm. A small bag was bulging, and it was arching back and forth.
He walked all the way along the square ab muscles and came to the chest. This place was so wide that it made the bird dizzy, and he was also a little dazed.
On a vast expanse of white, the small red beans had become several times larger, even larger than the little bird’s black bean-like eyes.
The watery black bean eyes rolled. Gu Xiu’s playful heart was aroused. He hopped over, lowered his bird’s head, and sneakily stretched out his hard beak, and gave a light peck.
You’re a vegetative person, and you’ve made me so tired taking care of you, and I still have to do missions…
Gu Xiu was chirping and pecking, and the more he pecked, the more energetic he became.
As he watched, the big red bean swelled up another circle.
Just then, without any warning, an alarm from somewhere in the ward went off.
Beep! Beep, beep, beep—
Gu Xiu was shocked. He had just poked his head out of the collar of the hospital gown when he heard a series of urgent footsteps.
He quickly drilled back the way he came and hid in the clothes.
“Mr. Jin! What’s wrong?” The medical staff who had rushed over were both surprised and happy, and they were talking all at once. “Quick, look, Mr. Jin’s brainwaves!”
All the vital signs clearly showed that Jin Chenhan was showing signs of waking up.
Unfortunately, the heart rate fluctuation and brainwave changes just now were just a flash in the pan. They quickly returned to calm. His body still could not react to external stimuli, and his eyes, fingers, and toes could not move on their own.
“Hey, he’s still not awake,” the doctor withdrew his hand in regret and let out a long sigh. He instructed, “…How about this, contact Mr. Jin’s family and ask them to come and see him, and talk to Mr. Jin more. Looking at the situation tonight, he might wake up at any time. It’s just that he might still be lacking a sufficiently effective external stimulus.”
“By the way, I’ll have to talk to Mr. Jin’s nurse tomorrow. He’s too careless. He didn’t even cover him with a blanket before he left…”
As a senior VIP patient of this private hospital, Jin Chenhan received extraordinary care from the medical staff.
A large group of people held a condition exchange meeting on the spot, carefully examined Jin Chenhan to confirm that there were no other problems, and finally left the ward.
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Gu Xiu then tried to crawl out of Jin Chenhan’s clothes.
When the doctor had pushed the door open just now, he had panicked and had directly drilled into Jin Chenhan’s pants. There was just enough space there to accommodate him, and it wouldn’t bulge out to be discovered by the doctor.
Now he was climbing up Jin Chenhan’s thigh. He suddenly found that the pant leg had become several times heavier. No matter how hard the small tit tried, he couldn’t push it open.
The doctor just now was too considerate. He had covered Jin Chenhan with a blanket before he left. Now, this blanket, plus the clothes, were heavily pressing on the plump little bird, and he was having a little trouble breathing.
Gu Xiu huffed and puffed for a long time. He really couldn’t get out from the leg—waistband this way, so he had no choice but to find another way.
The little tit’s little bird head lifted.
It was the first time he had seen such a big bird from such an angle. Gu Xiu was stunned for a moment. It was too stuffy in the quilt. He had no other choice. He hesitated for a few seconds before he stretched out a claw and held on.
This time, he finally succeeded in climbing up. He drilled out of the waistband and saw the light of day again!
He took a few breaths, shook his feathers, and then he raised his little bird head to look. Not far away, the electrocardiogram showed a fluctuation again, which gave him a big shock. Fortunately, this time it did not trigger an alarm and attract the medical staff.
After a lot of tossing and turning, he was panting from exhaustion, and his fluffy feathers had also wilted. He only had the last bit of strength left. He flipped over the man’s abs and chest, and nestled into the warm space between his shoulder and the pillow. He squinted his bean-like eyes and fell asleep.
The current Jin Chenhan was a vegetative person and would not turn over in his sleep. A light little bird was also not at risk of being crushed.
Gu Xiu slept very soundly. When he woke up, the sky was just getting bright.
The size of the things in his field of vision had returned to normal. The man’s handsome face was right in front of him, just like the countless nights they had spent snuggled together.
The man’s face was not exactly the same as in his memory, but the scent on his body had not changed at all. This made Gu Xiu feel very at ease. He leaned tightly against his shoulder, holding him with his hands and feet. He had been awake for a long while but did not move.
Until the man’s tightly closed eyelids twitched slightly.
“…Chirp!” Gu Xiu was startled and belatedly said, “Hey, I’m back to normal.”
He sat up and looked at his smooth human hands, then he lifted the quilt. His whole body was naked.
Jin Chenhan’s eyelids twitched again.
Gu Xiu was so scared that his heart stopped for a moment. He murmured silently, 【Don’t wake up now…】
Now, his first priority was to get dressed quickly.
A single hospital bed was a little cramped for two men. Gu Xiu found that the man who had been sleeping in the middle of the hospital bed had been squeezed to one side by him, and his arm was about to fall off. And the clothes he had tidied up and placed by his pillow last night were now under the man’s head.
Gu Xiu had no choice but to take the shared quilt and cover his private parts. He was careful, held his breath, and little by little, he pulled out his own clothes.
He had to keep an eye on Jin Chenhan while also pulling out his clothes. He was so nervous that he was covered in sweat.
Fortunately, the unconscious Jin Chenhan was not woken up.
That’s right. The power of the script is very strong. The protagonist shou hasn’t even appeared yet. How could he wake up so much earlier?
Gu Xiu put on his clothes in a few strokes. Before he left, he was about to turn over Jin Chenhan, who had been lying on his back all night and had been used as a cushion.
He first lifted the quilt that was covering his legs, and then he was suddenly stunned.
Jin Chenhan’s thin hospital gown was raised high, forming a large tent.
Although Gu Xiu was already used to this kind of situation, the current Jin Chenhan… wasn’t he supposed to be a vegetative person?
This sudden situation made Gu Xiu even more panicked than when he had woken up naked. He looked at the main door several times, for fear that the morning shift nurse would come to check the room and see this scene.
He thought for a moment and reached out his hand to press it.
He let go of his hand, and it bounced back, even higher.
Gu Xiu: “…”
He pressed it a few more times, but it had the opposite effect.
Finally, Gu Xiu gave up, covered it with the quilt, and didn’t care anymore.
He hadn’t returned last night, and there were several missed calls and text messages from Lu Shichen on his phone. The latest call was just half an hour ago, when it was not yet light.
He didn’t know if Lu Shichen had been unable to sleep all night because he was worried about him.
He had to hurry home to report his safety. As for Jin Chenhan’s tent… it would go down on its own after a while. Today, he had to let the nurse brother himself come to work. That guy was very lazy and would probably not come for another one or two hours.
Gu Xiu was slightly relieved and turned to walk out.
But in his mind, he couldn’t help but say to the main god, 【Your Jinjiang’s vegetative protagonist gong is also so awesome?】
The main god rarely replied to his idle chat. 【…This is a normal morning erection.】
【I think I understand.】 After three worlds, Gu Xiu had been marinated in 007’s flavor and couldn’t help but sigh. 【A vegetative person, a vegetative person, that’s a straw man.】
The main god’s voice was serious as he educated, 【…Don’t make dirty jokes.】
【Tch.】 Gu Xiu was unconcerned, his eyes shining. 【It’s clearly you who’s thinking dirty!】
One person and one god left, bickering in his sea of consciousness.
And on the hospital bed behind them, Jin Chenhan’s fingers moved again. This time, the movement was bigger than before. The hand moved on the bed, struggled to close, and held a fallen white little bird feather.
