The Crematorium’s Scum Gong Gets to Clock Off After Being Replaced 115

Chapter 115: Titmouse 05

Last time he came back from the race track, Gu Xiu suddenly wanted to change his address to Lu Shichen to Ninth Uncle, and he had even dropped a hint when he was tying his tie, which had instantly turned his ten years of pure father-son relationship upside down.

So these past few days, he didn’t dare to get off work on time to have dinner with Gu Xiu, and he didn’t know how to face Gu Xiu at all.

Gu Xiu went out to fool around. Logically, he should have been relieved, but his heart felt indescribably bad.

Gu Xiu was 18 years old. He had just broken through all the restrictions on minors, and he had just been liberated from the boring and rigid high school life. This age was when he was most interested in love and had the most energy.

Gu Xiu did not return at night and did not answer his phone. Compared to having an accident, it was more likely that he was with someone else, which was why he had deliberately ignored his adopted father’s calls and text messages.

Lu Shichen’s rationality thought so, but his instinct was out of control, and he called again and again, not caring if he was disturbing his adopted son’s fun.

Only then did he realize that he didn’t even dare to fantasize about the scene of his adopted son being in love with someone else.

It was not because his adopted son was only 18 years old, nor was it because he was an old-fashioned and conservative parent.

He dared not think too deeply about the real reason.

At nine in the morning, the sound of the door opening came from the main door.

Gu Xiu had just come home. After taking a few steps, he saw Lu Shichen sitting upright on the sofa not far away. He couldn’t help but be stunned and asked, “Ninth Uncle… didn’t you go to the company?”

Lu Shichen’s tired eyes looked over, his face expressionless, and his voice was slightly hoarse. “I thought you had an accident.”

“Mmm, no,” Gu Xiu touched his nose, his eyes darted around, and he told a small lie. “Qin Chun was hospitalized. I went to see him. It was getting late, and I was too tired to move, so I just spent the night on the escort bed.”

This excuse was full of loopholes.

Not to mention the kind of young master personality the former Gu Xiu had, just now, his nose was touching and his eyes were flickering. It was clear that he was lying.

In fact, Gu Xiu also knew that he was extremely unguarded in front of Mr. “chen.” For some reason, he couldn’t be on guard against this person at all, and all his cells were also protesting against him lying to him.

Regardless of whether Lu Shichen had seen through it or not, he did not say much more. He was still that reliable and steady elder, only his brow was tightly furrowed and could not be relaxed for a long time.

Seeing this, Gu Xiu took the initiative to walk behind the sofa and gave him a shoulder massage to curry favor.

“Ninth Uncle, I know you’re good to me. I’m sorry for making you worry…” Gu Xiu’s tone was sincere, and he put his sincerity into action. “You must be very tired from work usually, right? Let me give you a shoulder massage.”

Originally, Lu Shichen’s shoulders were fine, but with his massage, they became as hard as a stone, extremely tense.

But his face was still calm, and he was really good at enduring.

Gu Xiu raised an eyebrow, pretending to be nonchalant, and his fingers went over his shoulder and slowly down…

The back of his clothes was exactly the same as before. He didn’t know if the figure hidden in the clothes had changed.

But just then, Lu Shichen suddenly grabbed his hand, his voice very low. “That’s enough.”

“Tch…” Gu Xiu mumbled in a low voice and withdrew his hand.

That night, lying on the bed, Gu Xiu looked at the gray mist and sighed.

【The current Ninth Uncle has become my adopted father. He’s even more of a dad!】 Gu Xiu vented by punching his pillow. 【You stinking blockhead, so hard to flirt with…】

Seeing that the host was overly lively, the main god had to remind him, 【Don’t mess around. Your bedroom has a surveillance camera.】

“What…” Gu Xiu was startled.

But on second thought, it was very reasonable.

The Jinjiang small world was all about contrast moe. The cold and aloof campus prince was a damp and perverted stalker, the ascetic superior was a D/S enthusiast, and the so-called daddy-type was naturally sanctimonious.

He quickly accepted reality and at the same time snatched 007’s lines. 【No wonder. I get it. This is called contrast moe in Jinjiang.】

Main god: 【…】

Gu Xiu hugged his pillow and pretended to be in a daze, while saying in his mind, 【Even if he’s a rigid daddy-type gong, he’ll definitely have problems if he holds it in for too long. He’s had a possessiveness outburst and has locked me up once before, so it’s reasonable for him to peek at me through the surveillance…】

The main god corrected, 【This villa is full of priceless collections. There are surveillance cameras everywhere, with no blind spots, which naturally includes your room. But he has never looked at the surveillance in your room.】

Gu Xiu said “oh,” as if he were a little disappointed.

He walked around the room a few times and, sure enough, he found the surveillance camera. It was installed in a corner of the ceiling, not very hidden, and it could just capture the entire room.

This camera was installed openly. Gu Xiu estimated that the current Lu Shichen should still be able to endure.

Besides, he was not keeping a little celebrity in this world, and he was not flirting with Lu Shichen in the office. He estimated that this daddy-type gong might be able to endure until the end of time and be his dad forever.

…That won’t do!

He immediately took action and went to Lu Shichen’s study.

Lu Shichen had waited for the out-of-bounds Gu Xiu all night last night. Today, his schedule was as usual, and he had not gone to catch up on sleep in advance. At nine in the evening, he was still dealing with work.

Gu Xiu peeked at the door. Seeing him busy, he didn’t speak for a long time.

Finally, Lu Shichen couldn’t help but ask first, “What’s wrong?”

“The final exam week is coming soon. I’ve barely gone to class this semester,” Gu Xiu walked in and held up the book in his hand. “I’m planning to take the time to catch up on the lessons from this period. I’ll also go to school tomorrow…”

Hearing this, Lu Shichen’s eyes were quite pleased.

But after a long while, Gu Xiu did not go back to his room to study. He stood motionless in front of him, staring at him with his black and white, beast-like eyes.

“…What’s wrong?” Lu Shichen couldn’t help but ask.

“Ninth Uncle, I’ll just study in the study, with you. You can just supervise me,” Gu Xiu said.

Lu Shichen hesitated for a moment. This was just a trivial little request, but he still refused. “You can just study in your room. I trust you.”

“Alright,” Gu Xiu clicked his tongue, lowered his head, and turned to leave the study.

The gray mist, which the novel’s characters couldn’t see, was always floating by Gu Xiu’s side, as if it were curious about his fruitless action. And when he returned to his own room, he actually sat down at his desk and started to study. The main god was extremely surprised and floated above the desk, watching.

Gu Xiu had to speak to drive the mist away. 【You’re blocking my light.】

Main god: 【…】

Gu Xiu was already annoyed from studying, and the main god was still causing trouble. He couldn’t help but mumble, 【How can a mental energy form be so obstructive? It can even block my light…】

【Ahem,】 the main god switched to approaching him from behind, and he really couldn’t help but be curious and asked, 【Are you really going to study?】

【I’m just pretending to study,】 Gu Xiu was very honest. 【I’ve already flirted so directly. It’s impossible for Ninth Uncle to not feel anything. I just happened to say that I was going to study. Isn’t this just giving him a legitimate excuse to peek?】

To indirectly satisfy his object, who was pretending to be serious but was actually a BT, he had put in a lot of effort.

Studying was too hypnotic. The main god was silent and bored. He barely lasted for half an hour. Gu Xiu was yawning endlessly. When he was stretching, he also took the opportunity to glance at the surveillance camera on the ceiling.

It had been half an hour. He didn’t believe that Lu Shichen could still hold back from looking.

【Hey, main god,】 Gu Xiu had a flash of inspiration. 【Give me a projection of Ninth Uncle’s side.】

But the main god vetoed it seriously. 【I don’t have this function.】

Gu Xiu’s request was not high. 【Then you can go and see if he’s peeking at the surveillance.】

The main god was impervious to reason. 【No, I must ensure that you are within my line of sight.】

Gu Xiu became more and more annoyed and pushed the gray mist away.

Whatever. He’ll just assume that Lu Shichen is peeking.

And he felt that the main god’s functions and permissions couldn’t possibly be inferior to 007’s. The main god could definitely see the situation on Lu Shichen’s side, and he might have already secretly gone to look, but he just refused to tell him.

After getting along for these past few days, Gu Xiu always felt that this main god did not want him to go after his lover, and only rigidly let him complete their wishes. Gu Xiu estimated that there was a ninety percent chance that Lu Shichen was currently peeking at the surveillance.

Especially when the main god came with another urge: 【It’s getting late. You can go to sleep early. Didn’t you say you were planning to go to school tomorrow?】

Hehe.

Lu Shichen is ten out of ten peeking at the surveillance!

Gu Xiu was able to confirm, but he controlled himself and did not show a proud expression. He pretended to be nonchalant and murmured, “It’s a little hot,” and then he took off his coat.

It was November now, and the large villa had been using the floor heating early.

It was very reasonable to take off a few pieces of clothing.

But not long after he had taken off his coat, Gu Xiu couldn’t sit still anymore. He stood up and walked around a few times, looking very hot. He drank a few mouthfuls of cold water but did not get any relief.

He was gulping down water, and his hand slipped, and he spilled a mouthful on his chest.

“Oh my,” Gu Xiu let out a fake cry, not forgetting to say his lines. “My clothes are wet. It seems I can only take them off…”

With that, he crossed his two hands and held the hem of his undershirt, and pulled it up.

His well-proportioned and beautiful muscles, starting from his mermaid line, were gradually revealed little by little.

He had deliberately chosen a spot with good lighting, facing the surveillance camera, and pretended to be oblivious as he fiddled with his messy hair from the clothes.

The main god didn’t let him see the situation on Lu Shichen’s side, but his phone in his pants pocket suddenly vibrated. He had just taken it out when it showed “Call ended.”

The caller was Ninth Uncle. It seemed his hand was trembling badly.

Gu Xiu curled his lips, didn’t call back, and just sent a WeChat message. 【What’s wrong, Ninth Uncle?】

Ninth Uncle: 【It’s fine. I’m at work. I accidentally touched it.】

Gu Xiu: 【Oh～】

After sending the message, he looked at his real name nickname, which had been infected by Lu Shichen’s old-fashioned style, and found it a little unpleasant. He just happened to change it to “Gugujiu,” and his profile picture was also changed to an angry little bird. He really liked bright colors like red.

【…】 The main god silently observed the host’s series of boring actions. He felt that he was a bird observer and tried his best to hold it in for a long time before he couldn’t help but ask, 【What on earth are you doing?】

【Oh, right,】 Gu Xiu had just held his waistband when he was reminded by this sound. He quickly said, 【You can shut down. I’m going to take off my pants.】

The main god was silent for a moment and decisively refused. 【No. You’re trying to mess around again?】

Gu Xiu explained, 【I won’t mess around. I’m not going out. I’m just flirting with my boyfriend through the surveillance… but you have to shut down. You can’t watch.】

【…】 The main god was silent for a moment and spat out two cold words. 【No.】

Gu Xiu: 【…】

What a problem.

Whether you shut down or not, the main god was, after all, just a high-level AI system. He was no longer a virgin, and he didn’t have so much excess shame.

Without a word, he grabbed his waistband and was about to pull it down.

Who knew that he had only pulled it down to mid-thigh when he felt an invisible resistance, and then he watched as his waistband strangely returned to its original position, and was even higher than before, covering his navel.

And the culprit was the gray mist that was lingering around his waistband—the main god!

【No,】 the main god lectured him in a rigid manner. 【Don’t do this kind of seductive thing.】

【That’s my boyfriend!】 Gu Xiu was speechless for a moment and tried to take off his pants again.

The main god, without a word, wrapped his hands in a ball of gray mist and forcefully pulled his pants back up, so high that his crotch was tight.

Gu Xiu argued with reason and evidence, 【Let go! Maybe this is his wish?】

But the main god was exceptionally insistent. 【No, this is not the scale of a Jinjiang small world.】

【…】 Gu Xiu was silent for a moment. 【I’m a perfectly good straight man, and I’ve been slept with by your Jinjiang’s male class president I don’t know how many times. Now I’m taking off my clothes, and you’re telling me the scale is too high?】

The main god’s breathing hitched slightly. 【Those were all accidents, so I punished 007.】

【Tch,】 Gu Xiu clicked his tongue, and then he said again, 【I’m not saying this to be mean, but you’re really like Ninth Uncle with your rigidness.】

Main god: 【…】

Of course, Gu Xiu would not give up just like that. Joking was just to divert attention. This time, he did not give a heads-up and directly acted, taking off his underwear along with his pants!

As a result, his hand had only moved a centimeter this time before it couldn’t move. In the surveillance, he was foolishly standing there with his hands on his waistband, but he was frowning and looking very forceful, not knowing what he was doing.

【Hey… stop it!】 Gu Xiu couldn’t help but shout. 【You’ll expose me like this! Or Ninth Uncle might think I’m a psycho, putting on and taking off my pants…】

The main god was still cold. 【Then don’t take them off.】

Gu Xiu was furious. 【Who are you to control me? You, how are you even more of a dad than Ninth Uncle!】

The main god didn’t care, and the gray mist suddenly became several times thicker, wrapping his whole body.

These gray mists were the form of invisible mental energy. Logically, they shouldn’t have a physical form. But the current Gu Xiu felt as if he were entangled by sturdy vines, unable to move.

【Mmm…】 he struggled a few times. 【Let, let me go!】

The main god naturally did not listen and even sent a wisp of gray mist to his armpit, very rudely sneak-attacking him, tickling him.

Gu Xiu instantly lost the power to resist and was so itchy that he was shivering.

But this gray mist was particularly tight. The more he moved, the more his chest rubbed, and the itch there was even more unbearable.

【Mm… stop it. Quick, let me go.】

Gu Xiu’s face was flushed, and the knuckles of the gray mist that he was pulling at his chest were also a beautiful crimson.

After a few seconds.

The layers of entangled gray mist disappeared without a trace, returned to his sea of consciousness, and was silent, as if nothing had happened.

Gu Xiu was panting. After a long while, thinking that this couldn’t go on, he had to get on good terms with this main god, so he changed his tone and said again, 【Main god, what’s your name?】

As a high-level AI, the main god’s reaction was a little slow, as if it were thinking and weighing things like a human, and sometimes it was as hesitant as a human.

After waiting for a few seconds, the cold voice finally sounded, 【My surname is Yan.】

This was even stranger.

Gu Xiu said strangely, 【Huh? You have a name?】

Main god: 【Mm.】