Rebellious Disciple, Don’t Pluck Master’s Fur! [Transmigration]

Upon transmigrating, Lin Chuyun found himself in the body of a cannon fodder immortal lord in a cultivation novel.

To curry favor with the universally-adored protagonist (shou), the original host had drugged his own disciple, Feng Xixing, causing him to fall into the devil path. Ten years later, Feng Xixing became the Devil Lord and threw the original host into the Nether Ghost Flame, burning him alive for a full two hundred years.

Lin Chuyun thought: If you don’t court death, you won’t die.

And then Lin Chuyun—
Transmigrated right into the middle of the original host’s death-seeking scene.

Staring at the spiked spirit tea in Feng Xixing’s hand, and thinking of those two hundred years of burning, Lin Chuyun’s brain went hot. He snatched the spirit tea away in one swift motion—and downed it in one gulp.

Feng Xixing: “…”

They stared at each other for three seconds. Then, right in front of Feng Xixing, Lin Chuyun transformed into a little black fluff-ball.

Lin Chuyun: “…”
Wait, can he apply for a redo?!

***

The disciples of Star Point Sect discovered that Immortal Lord Lin, who had always been deeply and unconditionally devoted to Junior Brother Bai, seemed to have shifted his affections recently.

Not only did he give all the spirit stones, spirit herbs, spirit tools, and cultivation techniques originally meant for Junior Brother Bai to Senior Brother Feng instead, but he also clung to Senior Brother Feng every single day, even sleeping in the same bed.

Watching Feng Xixing’s face grow healthier day by day, the disciples couldn’t help but sigh with emotion: Love truly is nourishing.

However, in reality…
Ever since Lin Chuyun turned into a cat, he felt incredibly hungry every single day and could only constantly devour spiritual energy.

Spirit stones—devoured.
Spirit herbs—devoured.
Spirit tools—de… devoured!
Cultivation techniques—de… oh wait, he couldn’t eat those.

Lin the Little Black Cat Chuyun thought about it, trotted over to Feng Xixing with the technique in his mouth, and tossed it into Feng Xixing’s arms.
Since he couldn’t eat it, he might as well give it to his own unfortunate disciple.

***

Feng Xixing was reborn, waking up back at the exact moment in his past life when he was forced to flee the sect.

After his rebirth, Feng Xixing had lost interest in everything. However, his previous life’s betrayal still had to be avenged.
This time, he would quietly and cleanly dispose of Lin Chuyun, leaving absolutely no trace of…
Absolutely no trace of…

Lin Chuyun [struggling desperately]: “Meow meow meow meow meow!” Rebellious disciple, unhand your master immediately!

Feng Xixing nodded with a beaming smile, then lowered his head and buried his face in the kitten’s soft, fluffy fur.
He huffed the cat to his heart’s content.
Mhm, rebirth is indeed wonderful.