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A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream! 92p2


Chapter 92 Part 2

Wu Heng took the clothes and went to change. A dark blue traditional outfit, padded with goose down by Mother Zhou.

Downstairs, guests had already arrived, chatting and warming themselves by the fire.

Fan Tu, dozing off, woke up instantly seeing him, “Doctor Wu, you look even more handsome now!”

Zhou Mingze and his girlfriend also came over. “Doctor Wu, happy birthday!”

Wu Heng knew he had been betrayed by his own son, the flower on his head, the green hat, but he had been told he would find true love again.

He looked at the elegant woman, well-maintained despite being forty, and smiled. “Thank you.”

Yuan Song, sitting with the university students, eating oranges by the fire, they stood up and presented their gifts. “Doctor Wu, Wang Lang’s wife gave birth, so he asked me to give you this. Happy birthday.”

Yuan Song then handed him a white box. “This is from Tang Xueshan, my girlfriend, hopefully you’ll like it.”

Wu Heng opened it, paper effigies again, a 98k rifle, probably from Yang Xing’s shop…

He gave it to Da Bai to take to the storeroom.

Zhang Da Yong and his wife were holding and weighing Su Da Yi, discussing, “Seems like it lost some weight, Doctor Wu’s medicine works.”

Su Da Yi preened, asking how Hei Tan was.

Zhang Da Yong, seeing him emerge, awkwardly presented his gift, just a simple one from a farming family, Wu Heng didn’t mind, he never did.

“Doctor Wu, happy birthday, Hei Tan’s… mother… hasn’t given birth yet, but it should be this week, the checkup was normal.”

Professor Zhao, busy with a classified project, couldn’t attend, but he had someone deliver a gift.

From Jiaming High School, Xie Zhi, Wang Pengzheng, their parents, they had all come early.

Everyone remembered his birthday.

The village chief had arrived early and was discussing with Wu Su about using the neighbors’ courtyards for the banquet if necessary.

“Some Daoist priests are here,” a guest said, seeing the figures in Taoist robes, an elderly man with a wooden hairpin in his long hair.

“Master, Senior Sister, Senior Brother, Junior Brother, you’re finally here!” Chen Zhao, excitedly greeting them.

The old man glared at him and, with his disciples, bowed formally, “Doctor Wu, greetings from the Xuanmen, and congratulations on your coming-of-age.”

Coming-of-age ceremonies were important, especially for practitioners, adulthood marked increased power.

“Xuanmen… the Xuanmen, right? Their website is always crashing!”

“Everyone saw Old Doctor Wu’s press conference, that vaccine was developed by him, along with other medical experts and Taoist doctors from the Xuanmen.”

“They truly have a unique aura, that old man, a master, can we buy talismans from him?”

Some, observing their patched robes with respect, “True masters, indifferent to worldly possessions. Who wouldn’t care about appearances these days, especially at a banquet? Only those with true inner strength.”

The other guests nodded approvingly, their gazes filled with respect.

Doctor Wu Heng was amazing, but there were other skilled practitioners too, worthy of respect, and the Xuanmen, after all, officially recognized.

Chen Zhao knew them too well, even his Senior Sister, normally a goofball, would put on a serious act, and his master, oh, the burden of being a Taoist priest.

He led them to a table in the corner, away from the curious crowd.

“Wow, Uncle Master, what a feast! Over a hundred tables! And it’s a running banquet, multiple rounds, we’re going to eat well,” the Daoist nun, her face expressionless, said, her excitement evident, the tables even lining the streets.

Chengde Medical Clinic welcomed everyone, a grand celebration, even the other villages were invited.

The elderly Daoist priest, glancing at her, said disapprovingly, “So shallow.” Then he asked someone to peel an orange for him.

Chen Zhao sidled up and said excitedly, “Master, your side hustle is going so well, when are we leaving the Xuanmen? How about after Doctor Wu’s birthday banquet? Let’s just stay here.”

The old man ignored him, eating the orange segments and studying his new clothes, and said, “How much for your down jacket?”

Chen Zhao immediately halved the price, “Two thousand.”

The old man looked at him, “Take it off, let me try it on.”

Chen Zhao protectively clutched his jacket, “Master, this… This style is for young people…”

The old man, unmoved, “I’m young at heart.”

Seeing everyone watching, Chen Zhao, cursing inwardly, reluctantly took it off.

The old man immediately put it on, feeling the warmth, the wind blocked effectively. Although slightly large, he declared, “It fits! Mine now. Consider it your filial piety payment.”

So much for “indifferent to worldly possessions,” he simply couldn’t afford expensive down jackets.

“No wonder Doctor Wu had the students give Teacher Zhou offerings, the student-teacher bond is like father and son!” The guests, sipping their drinks, observing this scene, remarked.

Chen Zhao gritted his teeth, he had other jackets, but he had intentionally worn his old, patched ones.

“Master, about joining Doctor Wu’s sect…” he pressed.

Look at this life! Compared to his previous one!

The old man, calmly sipping his tea, said, his voice indifferent, “Forget it, not possible. After Doctor Wu’s birthday, we’re returning to Xuanmen.”

“With all these evil creatures around, it’s our duty to serve the people. Stop with your nonsense.”

The old man sighed, having learned about Xuanmen’s financial situation through eavesdropping, he finally understood the difference between their internal and the real world’s economy.

Chen Zhao didn’t understand. He had agreed earlier, why the change of heart?

And following Wu Heng didn’t mean not serving the people! All those patients with strange illnesses!

“Chen Zhao, don’t bother your master,” the Daoist nun, cracking sunflower seeds, said. “Leaving requires approval, not just from the leadership, but our ancestors. No signature, no approval.”

“We’re just poor. Eventually… you get used to it,” she added.

Every family honored their ancestors. The Xuanmen had a statue of their founder, reportedly created after his ascension.

Chen Zhao still didn’t understand. “Did you… draw a bad lot, Master?”

Xuanmen was a small sect under the Daoist umbrella, later rising to prominence under their founder, who had ascended almost a millennium ago, reincarnated countless times by now!

He could still control them? He was skeptical.

He lowered his voice, exasperated, “Master, why are you so honest?! Don’t you understand probability? Try again! Three or four more times!”

The old man replied, “I drew nine times.”

Chen Zhao: “… I’ll be quiet then.”


A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

A Shaman Doctor’s Live Diagnosis Stream!

巫醫大佬,直播看診!
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Wu Heng, the most powerful shaman doctor of ancient times, woke up to find himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the grandson of a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. Remembering how his steward father, obsessed with gossip in the wealthy circles, was callously discarded by a domineering CEO and died impoverished, Wu Heng decided to start a live stream to earn a fortune for his dear old dad! A new live stream channel called "Chengde Medical Clinic" appeared on the Shark platform. Although the streamer claimed to have centuries of medical experience and loved to brag, his exceptional good looks attracted a number of fans obsessed with his appearance. Until—— ① A wealthy madam, who had sought medical treatment everywhere to no avail, came to the live stream with her pot-bellied son. Wu Heng diagnosed remotely: "Pregnant. Pregnant with lots of snake babies." In a blink of an eye, Wu Heng performed a shamanic dance, and the young man immediately retched, vomiting countless live little snakes. Wealthy Madam & Netizens: What the fuck??!! ② A 20-year-old campus heartthrob, a landlubber his whole life, suddenly sprouted fish scales all over his body overnight, mastering butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke without any training, determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng connected online for a diagnosis: "If you let this condition develop further, you'll turn into a mermaid." The campus heartthrob was thrilled that he was about to become a mermaid prince from a fairytale, with fans all over the world. Wu Heng curiously asked: "A mermaid with a fish head and a human body is acceptable too?" The campus heartthrob froze: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A genius of Chinese painting, blind for many years, held onto the last sliver of hope and asked: "Is there any chance for me to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head frankly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The genius painter despaired, but the next moment Wu Heng directly seized the malicious ghost that caused his blindness and performed a live organ transplant. The painting genius, not only regaining his sight but also gaining yin-yang eyes: "...!" Netizens: ...God, a divine doctor! Later, patients who frequently lost their heads would sneak in at night, carrying seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to pick the prettiest one and sew it back on. A female teacher, dead for three years, dragged her already decayed and stinking body, inquiring about Wu Heng's method of lighting a sky lantern to extend her life. Countless patients suffering from strange illnesses came from all directions, making the live stream incredibly popular.
In recent years, China has been experiencing a spiritual invasion, with a proliferation of demons and ghosts, and countless people inexplicably suffering from all sorts of bizarre illnesses. Just when everyone was at their wit's end, Wu Heng, who could cure diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and even perform shamanic dances, entered their field of vision. The number of viewers in the live stream continued to grow, with netizens constantly switching between "Holy crap, a shaman doctor who communicates with the heavens and the underworld is just awesome" and "Wife is so cool and strong, let me kiss you to death," and they even spontaneously formed a Wu Heng Protection Alliance. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold young man full of evil aura, his face flushed with drunkenness. The young man's icy lips lightly nibbled on the white flesh of his nape, asking when Wu Heng would finally stop seeing patients and accompany him. As the young man's expression grew increasingly gloomy, the surrounding resentment soared to the heavens. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop emitting resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method the young man had diligently taught him last night, planting a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, the yin energy around the young man disappeared completely, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh.

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