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After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun 54


Chapter 54

Lin Queli’s voice echoed in the tent, the sound lingering… and lingering…
“…”
Immortal Venerable, say something!
Lin Queli’s neck grew redder and redder, and then he curled himself into a ball.
Sob, sob, sob, sob… isn’t sincerity supposed to be a killer move?!
Of course, this was actually because Lin Queli had discovered that he couldn’t fool Helan Xue. Since he couldn’t fool him… he might as well be a pest and try his luck!
Helan Xue turned around and looked at Lin Queli in disbelief.
In the past, Lin Queli had also liked to say these improper things, but today was different from the past.
When Lin Queli said this now, was he… sincere?
Helan Xue frowned at Lin Queli. “Dual cultivation can only be done with someone you have a mutual understanding with.”
Wow, you thick-browed Immortal Venerable, you clearly don’t like me at all, but…
Lin Queli turned his head and said in a small voice, “We didn’t have a mutual understanding the first two times, but we still did it.”
Helan Xue lowered his eyes, his hands constantly rubbing the prayer beads. But in the past, he had rubbed the prayer beads to calm his mind, but now it had a different flavor.
He took a deep breath.
No mutual understanding.
These words were very harsh, but they were also reality.
Helan Xue said, “Is this how you treat This Venerable as a tool for your dual cultivation?”
“…?”
What??
Lin Queli’s eyes widened.
Is that something a human would say?!
Who? Who treated Helan Xue as a tool? Did they eat a bear’s heart and a leopard’s gall, and are tired of living?
Lin Queli said excitedly, “I, I wouldn’t dare!”
Helan Xue opened the cage door, bent down, and stared at Lin Queli. “Is that so.”
Lin Queli felt the approaching cold qi and smelled the familiar woody scent.
His breathing was a little chaotic.
“Im-immortal Venerable…”
Don’t get so close, sob…
But Helan Xue got even closer, his sharp gaze falling on Lin Queli, like a stone falling into water, not a big splash but ripples.
Helan Xue: “Then you once said you loved This Venerable. Was that true?”
“I…” Lin Queli trembled, “I-I’m sorry…”
Helan Xue said coldly, “Why are you apologizing?”
Lin Queli sensed Helan Xue’s anger and quickly turned his head away. “I know the Immortal Venerable hates me. I-I was being presumptuous, I…”
Helan Xue directly pulled him out of the cage and into his arms.
He looked down at Lin Queli, who was curled up in his arms. “Are you really unaware, or are you deliberately pretending not to know?”
Lin Queli nervously clutched Helan Xue’s collar, still trying to process the information. The next moment, his eyes widened.
Because… Helan Xue had lowered his head and kissed his lips!!
Lin Queli’s hands tightly clutched Helan Xue’s shoulders, and he closed his eyes, trembling as he responded.
He could feel his lips being pried open, his tongue being entangled, and every inch, including the sensitive teeth and palate, being taken care of.
Helan Xue’s aura made him sink, and it also made him unconsciously aroused. He pressed himself against him, rubbing against Helan Xue impatiently like a little dog. In his struggle, the two went from kissing to hugging, to being entangled together, their skin tightly pressed together, feeling the difference in temperature, and their scattered hair also became entangled and intertwined.
Lin Queli’s breathing was completely chaotic. His eyes were filled with water vapor, becoming more and more hazy. A faint whimper came from his throat, a soft sob.
Lin Queli only felt ashamed. He was completely unaware of the gloom and “trickery” in Helan Xue’s eyes. He only thought that he was too impatient and was affected by his furnace cauldron constitution, which was why he wanted Helan Xue so much, so much that his reason was almost shattered.
It was one thing to make the invitation, but to be so desperate and aroused was too shameful, sob, sob, sob
Lin Queli closed his eyes in despair. Helan Xue was such an ascetic person. He didn’t know if he would be disgusted or look down on him for being like this…
…But anyway, he had no image left. He was a debauched demon!
Lin Queli threw caution to the wind and sent his lips up again, deepening the kiss, his voice so soft it could squeeze out water. “Immortal Venerable…”
Seeing Helan Xue’s face instantly darken, he remembered that Helan Xue hated him calling him Immortal Venerable, so he quickly said, “…Brother. Immortal Venerable brother…?”
Although it was strange, it seemed that was the only way!
Helan Xue: “…You can call me Shizun.”
Lin Queli’s eyes widened.
Huh?
For real?
So strange?!
Why isn’t Helan Xue angry at this title, but angry at “Immortal Venerable”?
So Lin Queli changed his tune and said softly, “Shizun.”
This voice was tinged with a bit of lust, the ending sound alluring, sounding extremely… outrageous.
Helan Xue looked at him and said, “If you want to dual cultivate with This Venerable, fine, but there is one condition.”
He rubbed Lin Queli’s collar, but his hand slowly reached in from the neckline.
“What condit— ah! N-no, don’t pinch…”
Helan Xue’s hand was very cold, but the scalding prayer beads were driving him crazy. It was truly a case of ice and fire.
“Tell This Venerable your real name.”
Ah…?
Helan Xue fiddled with the disarmed Lin Queli, who was letting him do as he pleased, making him bite his lower lip and pant, his whole body arching. In his daze, he revealed his name, although he didn’t understand why Helan Xue wanted to know.
Helan Xue whispered in his ear, “A’Li.”
Lin Queli only felt his whole body go even softer. He grabbed Helan Xue’s mischievous hand and pleaded softly, “Shizun, spare me. Give-give it to me…”
Lin Queli’s feet were shackled. Helan Xue had no intention of releasing his restraints, nor did he intend to let him leave the cage’s spell, lest this little liar run away again. He just put him down and turned him over, making him kneel on the ground.
Lin Queli turned his head and looked at Helan Xue in a daze. Sob, sob, sob, is he really not going to unlock my shackles!
He didn’t like this position because he would be a little scared if he couldn’t see Helan Xue’s face, and he was still in a cage?! The cage couldn’t accommodate two adult men, so his upper body was in the cage, but his lower body was outside. The chain was pulled to its longest, making a crisp rubbing sound. This was too… shameful!!
Before Lin Queli could protest, he began his lesson. Helan Xue first set up a barrier around them that no one could approach, then used a fire spell to crush a piece of jade. The jade melted into a viscous liquid, wrapping around the prayer beads, and so Lin Queli cried and carefully studied the material of the prayer beads, and the texture of each one was slightly different.
When they finally got to the main event, the unaccustomed Lin Queli subconsciously wanted to hide, but he found that the iron cage was in front of him. He gripped the bars tightly and found that he was pressed against the cage and could no longer hide.
Sob, sob, sob… Shizun!”
Helan Xue said in a low voice, “Do you want This Venerable to stop?”
Sob… n-no…
Lin Queli panted, his tongue sticking out.
“A’Li, move.”

The first time, Lin Queli was not clear-headed and was very sick. And Helan Xue was restrained and gentle. Most of the movements were hidden in the water, and the sound was also covered by the heavenly thunder, as if they were having an affair.
The second time, Helan Xue was like a madman. Whether it was the force or the aura around him, it made Lin Queli only feel scared and cry. And in the sea of consciousness, everything was like a dream, and they could do anything even crazier than in reality.
Only this time was it so real and clear. Helan Xue did not have the restraint of the first time, nor the madness of the second time, but… he was hot.
Hot?
Lin Queli was confused.
He actually used this word to describe Taxue Xianzun?
He didn’t know that he was also like this. In Helan Xue’s eyes, this time Lin Queli did not have fear or avoidance. Whether it was his expression or his body, he was accepting him.
Everything seemed to be just right. If it weren’t for the conspicuous cage in the middle, the two would have had the illusion for a moment that they were being intimate with a lover they had a mutual understanding with.
After a night of absurdity, Helan Xue stood up.
His clothes had been on him from beginning to end. After a little tidying up, he was well-dressed again.
And Lin Queli’s upper body was also the same, but looking down, it was a mess. After Helan Xue cleaned him up, he only felt that something was not right. He rubbed his temples, feeling a little tired.
Lin Queli lay prostrate on the blanket, adjusting his breathing, and secretly observed Helan Xue.
He felt that he was so awesome. At the most intense moment, he had managed to regain a bit of his senses and secretly drugged Helan Xue.
The reason why this drug could knock down a person of Helan Xue’s cultivation was because… it was subtle enough.
If he had directly given Helan Xue a whole poison, Helan Xue could have dissolved it on the spot. But if it just made him drowsy, then it was silent and impossible to guard against.
For example, at this moment, Helan Xue was meditating with his eyes closed, as if he wanted to adjust his spirit.
Lin Queli felt a little embarrassed. He had just drugged him after doing it. He didn’t know if it would make Helan Xue think he was old and couldn’t last.
As Helan Xue meditated, he indeed lowered his head and fell into a deep sleep.
Lin Queli jumped up.
Here’s my chance!
With Helan Xue’s cultivation, he would react in a moment. Lin Queli didn’t dare to delay. He woke up the System, which had been shut down due to the R-18 content, and directly used an item to teleport away.
The teleportation array was gone after he had escaped from the Xuan Yin Sect. The last time he had used it, it had taken five seconds to activate. This time it took ten seconds. And because his whole body was restrained by spells, the spell needed an extra twenty seconds to dissolve.
Fortunately, Helan Xue had already fallen asleep.
In these thirty seconds of countdown, Lin Queli used a spell to probe into Helan Xue’s spirit pouch.

【Host, you have 25 seconds left. Hurry up!】
Lin Queli’s divine sense roamed in the spirit pouch, looking for traces of the Demon Sword fragments.
He saw many magical tools and swords, which was very in line with Helan Xue’s character.
Huh…
What’s that?
Lin Queli saw a floating painting.
This painting had no spells, nor did it look like any precious magical tool or weapon, so it looked very out of place here.
【Host, you have 15 seconds left!】
Lin Queli quickly shifted his attention and continued to look for the fragments.
He really found them in the depths!
The four fragments were placed in a small bag and sealed with layers of spells. Even so, it could not hide the demonic energy it emitted.
【Host, you have 5 seconds left!】
After getting the fragments, Lin Queli still couldn’t help but take another look at the painting.
It was a portrait. The painter had only drawn a few strokes with ink but had not continued. Only the outline could be vaguely seen, and the brushstrokes did not look like Helan Xue’s.
Lin Queli felt that the ink marks were too heavy, too hasty, as if it were a work of venting that could not be calmed, and it was also not finished.
【Host, time’s up!】
Lin Queli withdrew his divine sense, and the next moment he saw a formation appear around him.
He was about to leave…
Lin Queli still wanted to take one last look at Helan Xue, but there was no time.
Whoosh—
When Helan Xue sensed something and opened his eyes, he saw that the open cage was already empty, and the blanket around the cage was in a mess.
Helan Xue closed his eyes.
Whether it was the chains, the cage, or the layers of spells, they could not hold this person who acted without a plan, who suddenly appeared and entangled him domineeringly, and then suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Helan Xue also found that the fragments in his spirit pouch had disappeared without a trace.
So this was his purpose.
Demon Lord Lin Queli.
Helan Xue stood up, took a deep breath, and lifted the tent flap.
A blizzard raged around them, and a storm was coming.
Shouyang, who had just returned, rushed to Helan Xue. “Shizun! What’s wrong? Why is there a barrier? Junior martial brother… is the Demon Lord inside?”
“He ran away.”
Shouyang was stunned. Only then did he notice how terrifying his Shizun’s expression was.
“Then…”
Helan Xue walked forward. Shouyang couldn’t see his expression, only heard a voice colder than the wind and snow around them.
“Attack the Mount of Demons. Capture the Demon Lord and the Demon Sword.”


After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

After Deceiving Shizun into Dual Cultivating, I Ran Away With His Bun

欺骗师尊后带球跑了
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
Lin Queli transmigrated into a "Long Aotian" novel and was bound to a System.
(Translator's Note: A "Long Aotian" is a popular web novel archetype for an overpowered, arrogant male protagonist.)
This world was on the brink of collapse because its protagonist, the Long Aotian, had yet to be born. 【System: So, dear Host, in order to save the world, your mission is to seduce the Long Aotian's biological father—the head of the Immortal Sects, Taxue Xianzun. You must get pregnant with the Xianzun's seed and give birth to the Long Aotian!】
(TN: "Xianzun" means Immortal Venerable, a title for a powerful cultivator. "Shizun" means Venerable Master.)
Lin Queli: ? Wait a minute, what kind of decent person gets a world-saving mission that involves borrowing someone's seed to have a baby?! Besides, I'm a man!
Taxue Xianzun, Helan Xue, devoted his life to cultivation, devoid of all feelings and desires. He had been in seclusion for a thousand years, forsaking the mortal world, making him exceptionally difficult to approach. The difficulty level of this seduction target was sky-high. And to top it all off, Lin Queli transmigrated at the very beginning into the body of the original novel's arch-nemesis: the Demon Lord, leader of all demons and perpetrator of every imaginable evil, who was destined to be killed by Helan Xue and turned into a "human swine."
(TN: A "human swine" is a gruesome form of torture involving the amputation of all four limbs.)
Lin Queli: ?? Looking at the frosty-faced Helan Xue before him, Lin Queli went plop and collapsed weakly into his arms, as delicate as a willow in the wind, utterly soft and helpless. "Xianzun... you're so fierce. I'm so scared, sob." Demon Lord? Who's that? Never heard of him.
Helan Xue's heart, which had been tranquil for a millennium, had recently begun to throb at his temples every single day. The reason? He had taken on a disciple. This disciple, however, not only showed no ambition for self-improvement but also spent all his days scheming to dual cultivate with him, delusionally hoping to ascend to the heavens in a single step.
(TN: "Dual cultivation" is a practice that can involve the exchange of spiritual energy, often through sexual intimacy, to achieve greater power.)
"Aiya! Shizun, I've fallen, it hurts~" The little thing before him called out "Shizun" in a cloyingly sweet voice, then performed a stiff, clumsy slide-tackle into his arms. "..." Absurd. Helan Xue raised a hand to teach him a lesson, only to see the person in his arms huddled there with teary eyes, like an abandoned puppy. Forget it. His disciple was simply too fragile, simple-minded, and foolish. He would have to be taught slowly.
Later, Lin Queli, his "scheme" having succeeded, patted his round, bulging belly... and ran away. Before long, news spread throughout the Three Realms that Taxue Xianzun was leading an army to exterminate the demons. It was said that he fought his way up the Mount of Demons, eradicating half of the evil in the Demon Realm. That night, on the Mount of Demons, ice and snow weighed down every branch, and the forest was veiled in frost. The Immortal Venerable, his white robes purer than snow, stood at the foot of the mountain with his sword in hand. He stared at his "excessively fragile," "simple and foolish" disciple, who was now sitting on the Demon Lord's throne. His voice was ice-cold. "A'Li, come here."

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Nami
Nami
8 months ago

No is he going to die?! No stop right there!
Thank you for the chapter ❤️, you are amazing !

Xinskhua
Xinskhua
8 months ago

I’m so looking forward to meeting Shizun and his child. Thanks for the translation.

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