Chapter 28 Part 1: My Ship is Officially Announced??
“…”
Chu Qing’s hand was still holding the curtain. He stared blankly at the scummy couple in the changing room, his mind unable to process it.
What… what… what is going on???
Not only Chu Qing, but in fact, no one present could react.
Feng Yan and Yu Weixi were even still in their hugging posture.
Chu Qing: “I, I…”
Chu Qing frantically let go of his hand and took a few steps back, successfully hitting his head on a pillar on the side.
“Oof…!”
Chu Qing clutched his forehead, dizzy.
Lu Jiayan: “…”
Lu Jiayan smiled and stepped forward, pulling Chu Qing with one hand. “How are you? Are you okay?”
With the other hand, he calmly and smoothly… “swoosh,” pulled the curtain of the changing room shut again.
The action was so natural, as if there was no one in the changing room at all.
Then all the mentors rushed over to console Chu Qing and ease the awkwardness.
“Mr. Chu, are you okay?”
“Oh my, Mr. Chu! What should we do? Should we go outside and apply some medicine?”
“I’ll help Mr. Chu.”
So Chu Qing—without even a red mark on his head—was supported by everyone and taken out to apply medicine.
No one dared to look at the bullet comments. Lu Jiayan glanced out of the corner of his eye and knew that the bullet comments were now in a zoo-like state.
They were all dense onomatopoeias.
Feng Yan: “…”
Yu Weixi: “…”
After everyone had left, Yu Weixi fiercely pushed Feng Yan away.
“Are you sick?!”
Feng Yan was pushed five steps away and looked at Yu Weixi innocently.
“Pull the curtain! Why the fuck did you pull the curtain!” Yu Weixi shouted, “Wouldn’t it have been better if you had just walked out???”
“…” Feng Yan was also thinking, why?
Why???
Which nerve had prompted him to… pull the curtain!
Feng Yan paused and said, “Don’t talk about me. You couldn’t even react at that time. How was I supposed to know they would open the curtain…”
Yu Weixi pointed at Feng Yan. “You! Stay away from me!”
“Little Dance King, won’t you consider the question I just asked?”
Yu Weixi’s eyes widened.
“You still have the face to say that? Do you think it’s fun, Senior Feng?” Yu Weixi was still in a bristling state, but he slowly calmed down, his face and tone growing colder and colder.
He was really angry now.
“I don’t think it’s fun.” Feng Yan frowned slightly.
“Then don’t play.”
Yu Weixi turned and left.
Feng Yan couldn’t continue talking to Yu Weixi. Yu Weixi didn’t give him any room at all.
Little cub.
…
“Fuck… Xixi, you…”
Yu Han sat on the sofa in Yu Weixi’s home, scrolling through his phone, shocked by the commotion on Weibo and various social media platforms.
Yu Weixi was paralyzed on the side, not really wanting to talk.
He couldn’t even be bothered to look at what the fans were saying on Weibo anymore. They could be together just by looking at each other. Then with him and Feng Yan hugging so sneakily, forget about having slept together, in the fans’ eyes, they had probably been married for ten years.
“Wow… now everyone is talking about your relationship with Yan-ge. You two… what’s going on?”
Yu Weixi hugged a pillow and didn’t respond, curled up on the sofa.
“Xixi?”
Yu Weixi’s voice was very small. “He has no idea how much effort I used to kick him out of my life…”
And now he suddenly says, hey, why don’t we try dating?
So casually, so nonchalantly, he suddenly had such an idea.
“Bastard.” Yu Weixi said fiercely, “How could he do this!”
Yu Han said coolly, “Kicked out of your life? Then what about the body pillow in your room?”
“Yu Han, you’re dead.”
“Oh.”
Yu Weixi felt very annoyed, so he opened the refrigerator and started eating chocolate.
Yu Han smiled. “Aren’t you watching your figure anymore?”
He was usually so reluctant to eat anything, and now he was eating chocolate?
“Negative energy overload. I need to relieve it.” Yu Weixi bit into the chocolate through gritted teeth.
Trash Feng Yan, making me fat.
Yu Han continued to curiously scroll through Weibo and the forums.
It could be described as a complete explosion. The previous scandal with Ji Shilin was thought to be a tsunami, but compared to this, that was just a small puddle.
The Little Umbrellas in the FengYu Super Topic were not just celebrating the New Year. It was like the second coming of Jesus Christ to save the world. Hallelujah!
Yan-ge’s Xixi: Oh my god, is this an official announcement! Is it an official announcement?!
Xixi is Super Cute: Waaah, FengYu is real!!! I’ve shipped a real one, Mom!!
Accompanying you through wind and rain: So they were pretending not to know each other on the show before?? I thought they were like strangers, but it turns out they were together behind the scenes?
Feng Yan’s solo stans and Yu Weixi’s solo stans were fighting to the death, each labeling the other’s brother as a leech. Not only were they fighting each other, but they also fought the production team and the shippers.
In the midst of the chaos, haters, sockpuppets, and marketing accounts all joined in as shit-stirrers, including spreading lewd rumors, especially about Yu Weixi. The rumors became more and more outrageous, and some were even unbearable to look at. It was no wonder that Yu Weixi’s huge fan club would explode.
It was truly a hundred schools of thought contending.
Yu Han said, “This situation… is getting more and more serious.”
“Who cares? It’s none of my business.” Yu Weixi was lazy on the sofa and directly turned off his phone.
But when Yu Han saw the live stream video cut, with Feng Yan and Yu Weixi hugging each other in the changing room with dazed expressions, he still couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
And when he saw this famous scene being made into countless memes, he still couldn’t help but laugh out loud again.
Yu Weixi bared his teeth. “You have no heart.”
“You’re the one with no heart. I can predict that Film Emperor Feng must have been beaten up.”
“No, I don’t want to talk to him anymore. Trash.” Yu Weixi bit into the chocolate, a little dejected.
Yu Han was taken aback.
Then he smiled helplessly and shook his head.
He still remembered when Yu Weixi had just formed a group with them and they were practicing together. Yu Weixi was always the unsociable child.
Yu Weixi always put up a high, defensive wall against them, isolating himself from them. He would practice alone, eat alone, and even use sharp and harsh words to drive them away.
No matter how much kindness they showed, Yu Weixi would never accept it, as if he were afraid of something. But Yu Weixi would help them and was not stingy with his guidance.
At that time, Yu Han had found it strange. What kind of strange person was this, willing to give to others but unwilling to accept from others.
Perhaps it was because of this that the group members doted on him the most, always worried that he would be wronged and wanting to be good to him.
After many years, Yu Han and Yu Weixi had built up trust. But when it came to getting any closer, Yu Weixi wouldn’t allow it.
At that time, Yu Han had even teased Yu Weixi, asking if he didn’t clash with his parents with such a personality.
Later, Yu Weixi had hugged his knees and said coldly, “I don’t have parents. They passed away before I can remember.”
At the age of thirteen, Yu Weixi had followed his uncle to the US to make a living. But his uncle was addicted to alcohol and gambling and basically didn’t take care of Yu Weixi at all. Yu Weixi didn’t go to school either. He just worked odd jobs everywhere, danced to make a living, and then made a name for himself.
At that time, Yu Han had understood a little.
“Ah.”
Just as Yu Han was reminiscing about the past, he saw that Feng Yan’s Weibo had clarified the matter.
@Actor Feng Yan: Sorry for the misunderstanding. Xixi and I were just rehearsing a scene in the changing room. If I see any more false rumors, especially those that slander Xixi’s personal reputation, I will sue every single one.
Yu Han: “…”
Yu Han: “Wow.”
FengYu Little Umbrellas: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of divine ship is this, protecting each other!
Sue every single one!
Every single!
One!
A suddenly domineering old senior! So! Exciting!
Then, Yu Weixi’s company also directly issued a statement and a lawyer’s letter warning.
The matter was barely suppressed.
On this day, “changing room” and “sue every single one” became a popular phrase, several memes, and countless memes.
On this day, the FengYu ship Super Topic came back from the dead and slowly returned to its former glory.
On this day, Yu Weixi’s dark energy system directly rose to the exchange line.
On this day, Feng Yan proved to everyone that he, an old man, could also be very domineering!
On this day…
Yu Weixi was puffed up like a pufferfish.
“Sue every single one, so awesome, right? I’ll hit you every time I see you!” In the latter half of the night, Yu Weixi finally turned on his phone and spoke to himself fiercely at Feng Yan’s Weibo.
Then Yu Weixi muted the boy band’s WeChat group.
He didn’t really want to answer questions about what his relationship with Feng Yan was.
If he said no, people wouldn’t believe him.
If he said yes, hehe.
My balls ache.
The only good thing was probably that his dark energy value had reached the exchange line.
{Ding-dong! What would the Host like to exchange for? We have…}
Yu Weixi interrupted, “The usual stamina value. That’s it.”
{Okay! It will be delivered to you right away!}
Yu Weixi usually only exchanged for figure-maintaining agents and stamina value because these two things could help him with his dancing and practice.
After all, Yu Weixi maintained a high-intensity practice schedule. Without stamina value, it would be difficult for him to do so.
And on the other side, Feng Yan didn’t know that he had become the target of Yu Weixi’s “hit every time I see you” threat. He was still dealing with WeChat.
First was his team and company.
“Yan-ge, what is your relationship with Yu Weixi? So we can respond accordingly.”
Then were his friends.
“Feng Yan, you’re finally off the market?!”
His old father and mother also chimed in.
“I saw in the e-newspaper that you and Yu Weixi were having an affair in a changing room?”