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After Secretly Having the Film Emperor’s Child 38


Chapter 38: What Can You Do to Me!

Feng Yan had always been an early riser, so he woke up as soon as the sun rose in the morning.

Feng Yan stretched, thinking that Yu Weixi’s sofa was not bad. After Feng Yan got up, he first went to Niangao’s room to take a look and saw that both the big and the small one were still sound asleep.

Feng Yan washed his face and was about to go home to take a shower when he saw Yu Weixi’s assistant arrive.

Shuangshuang would come to wake Niangao up and take him to school on weekdays. And today, the moment Shuangshuang opened the door, what she saw was a casually dressed Feng Yan walking out of the bathroom.

Shuangshuang: ???

Did she, did she miss an episode… no, a season! This must be a whole season, right??

“I, I, is this a bad time!” Shuangshuang immediately covered her eyes, afraid of seeing something she shouldn’t.

“No.” Feng Yan said helplessly, “I just stayed the night.”

After a pause, Feng Yan shook his head. “Why does everyone think that Xixi and I are together?”

We’re not yet.

Shuangshuang: “…”

Shuangshuang said with a dry laugh, “Then Yan-ge and Xixi are…?”

Feng Yan said righteously, “We are currently friends.”

Shuangshuang: “…”

Friends don’t act like you two!

Friends! Don’t! Act! Like! You! Two!

Super loud!

When we’re friends, we don’t hug, flirt with each other, and play hard to get, okay?!

Shuangshuang complained in her heart for a while, then said with a smile, “Okay, then can I go and wake Niangao up now?”

There’s nothing I can’t see after you two became friends, right?!

Feng Yan said as a matter of course, “Naturally.”

Then Feng Yan went back to his own home to take a shower. Feng Yan had a strict life and was a bit of a clean freak. Last night, he had managed to endure a whole night without showering, which was already a big breakthrough for him because of Yu Weixi.

After saying goodbye to Niangao, Feng Yan went home.

Half an hour later, Yu Weixi woke up.

Yu Weixi blinked, still a little dazed.

Yu Weixi looked at the sunlight outside the window, then at the clothes on his body. His mind was a blank, and his head still hurt a little.

Hiss…

What happened last night?

Yu Weixi tried hard to recall the events of last night. He had gone to Mr. Lu’s birthday banquet, then gotten drunk. His memory after that was a little fragmented.

“Xixi? You’re awake.”

Just as Yu Weixi was trying to remember, he saw Feng Yan standing by his door, wearing a… bathrobe. His hair was still a little wet, and his deep V-neck revealed his firm chest.

Yu Weixi looked at Feng Yan woodenly, then at the changed clothes on his body. His expression was unpredictable, turning red, white, and green, shaking his head left and right like a shining disco ball.

No… way???

Is this a dream back to the wrap party??

Impossible!! Yu Weixi felt his body… there was no particular pain anywhere?

Seeing Yu Weixi looking at him with a strange expression, Feng Yan said, “Don’t worry, I went home to take a shower. I didn’t use your bathroom.”

Feng Yan felt that Yu Weixi’s temper was really strange.

Yu Weixi: “…”

Go to your ma.

Yu Weixi slowly remembered. Right, he had gotten drunk last night, pushed Luo Yucheng down the stairs, and then was taken home by Feng Yan.

Ah…

Ah.

Oops.

Yu Weixi’s face froze.

Although he was very willing and happy to have pushed Luo Yucheng down the stairs, last night… was Mr. Lu’s birthday banquet.

This was a little frustrating.

Mr. Lu won’t… be angry, right?

Yu Weixi was a little troubled.

Although he was a contrarian, the other party was a veteran.

Feng Yan, on the side, said, “I’ve made you some simple breakfast. Come and eat. After you eat, I’ll take you to see Mr. Lu.”

“…?” Yu Weixi looked up at Feng Yan.

Feng Yan said helplessly, “I’m taking you to apologize to the old gentleman. Luo Yucheng is already crying on Weibo about you. You were also too impulsive last night.”

Yu Weixi bared his teeth. “I was drunk!”

“Yes, I know. After you got drunk… you were quite cute.” Feng Yan suddenly smiled strangely at Yu Weixi and said, “Clingy.”

Yu Weixi: “…”

Yu Weixi: “???”

Did he… forget something?

Feng Yan turned back to the kitchen to continue making breakfast. Yu Weixi sat on the bed, his mind trying hard to search for memories of last night.

Fuck, what did I do!!

Did I do something embarrassing!

Yu Weixi was at a loss for words. He decided to first scroll through his phone to see Luo Yucheng’s dramatic Weibo post to distract himself.

As a result, the moment he went on Weibo, the page was on his own side account.

Eh…?

Fuck.

He remembered.

He, re, mem, bered!

Last night in the car, he had shown off his side account to Feng Yan. Right, the side account that helped him in fan wars.

And then, when he got home, he had been hugging Feng Yan like a sloth!

Although Yu Weixi couldn’t remember the specific words he had said, those blurry images were all of him, Yu Weixi, hugging Feng Yan!

Ahhh, that old dog B Feng Yan, go to hell, go to hell, go to hell!!

Yu Weixi buried his head in the covers, feeling like he didn’t want to live anymore.

“Xixi, hurry up. Breakfast is ready.” Feng Yan came to the door again.

“…”

Yu Weixi showed Feng Yan Stitch’s teeth and expression and grabbed the pillow on the side, throwing it at him fiercely.

“Old dog B, get lost!”

“…??”

In any case, Yu Weixi and Feng Yan still finished their breakfast, put on more formal clothes, and went to see Mr. Lu.

Mr. Lu was currently filming on the set. He was currently collaborating with an international organization to film countless short films about environmental protection. The one he was currently filming was an indoor scene, about the various states of life before the end of the world.

Arriving at the set, Feng Yan had Yu Weixi follow him to the big tent where Mr. Lu was.

Along the way, the staff and other actors all cast curious glances at Yu Weixi. Feng Yan was fine, but how could Yu Weixi, the winner of the Golden Stinky Tofu award, appear on Mr. Lu’s set…?

After arriving at the big tent, Feng Yan didn’t care if others were there or not. In fact, it was better if there were others, the more the better. He pulled Yu Weixi in front of Mr. Lu. “Mr. Lu, Xixi is here to apologize to you.”

“What’s wrong?” Mr. Lu moved his gaze from the camera to Yu Weixi and raised a slight eyebrow. “Why do you need to apologize?”

In fact, how could Mr. Lu not know about what had happened last night, but he still asked.

Yu Weixi said, “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have caused trouble at your banquet. I was drunk last night.”

Mr. Lu continued to ask, “Was it because you were drunk and accidentally pushed someone down?”

“No.” Yu Weixi said honestly, “Although I was impulsive because I was drunk, I didn’t like the person I pushed down in the first place.”

Yu Weixi was sincerely here to apologize, but he disdained to lie just to please others.

Mr. Lu raised an eyebrow. “Oh? So you’re here to apologize to me, to apologize that you shouldn’t have pushed someone at my banquet, and that you should have pushed them somewhere else, like on your own turf?”

Feng Yan rubbed his temples.

Yu Weixi lowered his eyes. “…I guess so.”

After speaking, Yu Weixi added another sentence, “But I’m sincerely here to admit my mistake. I hope, old sir…”

“Hahahaha…” Mr. Lu laughed instead.

The others were all slightly taken aback.

Mr. Lu patted Yu Weixi’s shoulder. “He’s an honest child, and very bold.”

After a pause, Mr. Lu pointed to the camera. “Since you’re here, do you want to try acting out a role here for fun?”

Everyone knew what this meant. Yu Weixi was also very surprised and subconsciously turned to look at Feng Yan.

This…?

Feng Yan smiled. “The old gentleman has asked you to act. You have to perform well.”

The short film that Mr. Lu was currently filming, since it was about the various states of life before the end of the world, naturally couldn’t lack one role—a mother.

Mothers in disaster films were always full of radiance, gentle, great, and strong.

The role Mr. Lu gave to Yu Weixi was a mother who desperately hugged her child before a tsunami hit, trying hard to protect him.

Because it was given to Yu Weixi to try, it was changed to a father, and Yu Weixi was allowed to play it as he wished.

When Yu Weixi got the character description, his face turned into a black question mark meme.

Mmm…

Great?

Gentle??

Full of holy light???

Feng Yan was also very surprised. Logically, Mr. Lu admired Yu Weixi’s fierce personality. He should have given him a more fierce role. But he had never expected it to be such a parental role whose sole purpose was to sacrifice and give love to others.

But after thinking about it, Feng Yan understood.

Mr. Lu was testing Yu Weixi. There were many twists and turns in this.

“Go and study the character. I’ll film another scene first.” Mr. Lu smiled. “Don’t be nervous. It’s not an audition. It’s just for young people to experience and have fun.”

“Okay, thank you, sir.” Yu Weixi nodded.

Then, Feng Yan took Yu Weixi to the dressing room.

“What’s going on? Weren’t we just here to apologize?” The moment the door closed, Yu Weixi frowned and asked, “Why do I have to act?”

“Just act. There’s no harm. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.” Feng Yan smiled. “Come on, act it out for me once. I’ll help you with the script.”

It wasn’t an opportunity that everyone had, to have Film Emperor Feng personally go through the script with them. Yu Weixi found it a little strange.

Then, after understanding the script, Yu Weixi acted it out once in front of Feng Yan.

Feng Yan frowned slightly. “No. Where are the emotions? Don’t put the mentality you use for those terrible films here. I want you to really put your heart into it.”

Yu Weixi: “…”

Feng Yan was really merciless when it came to work, very strict.

So Yu Weixi tried hard to read it again, trying to understand the character’s emotions, and then acted again.

Because it was a short film, the scene for this character was actually relatively simple.

A tsunami was about to hit. The father held his child tightly. The child said he was scared, so the father comforted him, “Don’t be afraid, Daddy is here.”

Although it was just a short line and a single scene, the emotional changes in it were actually many.

“Still not right.” Feng Yan frowned and pointed to the pillow in Yu Weixi’s arms. “It’s too fake. I can’t feel that the one in your arms is your beloved child. It’s still a pillow.”

Yu Weixi: “…”

Yu Weixi held up the pillow. “It is a pillow!”

“But you’re an actor now!” Feng Yan said sternly, “An actor has to convince the audience, and also convince himself. You have to imagine yourself as the character and get into that atmosphere. An actor is, even if the person in front of me is Ji Shilin, I can still show the same look to him as I do to you.”

Yu Weixi: “…”

Yu Weixi’s ears turned red unexpectedly.

Ma, that old dog B, what is he flirting for while giving a serious lecture!

“Alright, continue.” Feng Yan pointed to the pillow. “You must become that character.”

Just as Yu Weixi was about to start acting, Feng Yan could see that it was not right again. Feng Yan squatted down and looked at Yu Weixi. “Imagine, if the end of the world came, how would you protect Niangao?”

Yu Weixi was taken aback.

Perhaps others would think that this role was difficult for Yu Weixi to control and understand, but Feng Yan knew that this was actually Yu Weixi’s advantage.

“The next moment, you might all die. A huge wave that can swallow the whole world is right in front of you. Niangao is in your arms at this moment.”

“Do you understand?”

Just like that, Feng Yan explained each emotional point and each scene change to Yu Weixi, slowly teaching him.

After the two of them had been there for about an hour, Mr. Lu’s side had finished filming and asked Yu Weixi to go over and try.

Then Yu Weixi tried.

“Daddy… I’m scared.” The young actor hugged Yu Weixi, his expression fearful.

Yu Weixi held the young actor tightly in his arms and said firmly, “Don’t be afraid. I’m here.”

He was a little less weak than the original script, and a little more manly and resolute.

But he still couldn’t hide the fear in his eyes, not fear of the tsunami, but fear of loss.

“Good! Okay.” Mr. Lu called for a stop.

Then, Feng Yan and Yu Weixi left the set and went back.

It really was nothing, really just coming to try and have fun.

Yu Weixi found it strange.

“It’s a good thing to be able to show your skills in front of the old gentleman.” Feng Yan held the steering wheel and drove Yu Weixi home. “In the future, if there’s anything, the old gentleman will naturally think of you.”

“Oh.” Yu Weixi leaned against the back of the chair, drowsy.

“Yu Weixi.”

“What.”

Feng Yan raised an eyebrow. “We left in a hurry this morning. I haven’t settled the score with you yet.”

“Ah…?”

What?

Feng Yan said coldly, “These past few days, you’ve been secretly dancing at home and having a good time, haven’t you? You even deliberately turned down the volume to hide it from me. You’re quite something, aren’t you?”

Yu Weixi was taken aback.

Fuck! How did he find out?

Yu Weixi was so annoyed. Feng Yan, Yu Han, Chu Qing, his assistant and manager… everyone around him refused to let him practice. But if he didn’t practice, he would get rusty!

“You… you mind your own business!”

“Right, I can’t control you. I can’t control you from sending yourself to your death, right?” Feng Yan’s tone was stern. “Is it fun to torture yourself?! What do you think you are, an iron man?”

“It’s none of your damn business!” Yu Weixi shouted, “What can you do to me? Kill me! Or just cut off my legs!”

Screech—

Feng Yan slammed on the brakes, parked the car on the deserted roadside, turned his head, and looked at Yu Weixi with a quiet, penetrating gaze, “What do you think I can do to you?”

Yu Weixi was taken aback.


After Secretly Having the Film Emperor’s Child

After Secretly Having the Film Emperor’s Child

偷偷生了影帝的孩子后
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Chinese
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Yu Weixi was bound to a Sass System, roasting everyone in the entire entertainment industry. He roasted the veteran Film Emperor Feng into becoming his arch-nemesis and successfully made a name for himself as a top-tier celebrity through his antics. Until one day, Yu Weixi and the Film Emperor got drunk, had a wild night, and Yu Weixi even ended up pregnant. Yu Weixi: ... This was a bit of a big problem. Four years after running away with the baby, Yu Weixi passionately roasted Film Emperor Feng at a gala. After leaving the stage, he was cornered backstage by the Film Emperor. Film Emperor Feng loosely caged Yu Weixi with one arm, holding a hospital report in the other. He raised an eyebrow and said with a smile, "That three-year-old son of yours, whose is he?" Film Emperor Feng's eyes were dangerous, his presence exuding the oppressive aura of an older man. Yu Weixi: ... Yu Weixi: This really is a bit of a big problem. :) Film Emperor Feng: Not a big problem at all. :)

Short Skit:

Bystander: Why does it feel like the way Yu Weixi roasts Film Emperor Feng is so different from when he roasts other people? And why is it that when Yu Weixi roasts Film Emperor Feng, not only does the Film Emperor not get angry, he even looks happy?? Is that helplessly doting way he roasts back really okay?
Shipper: Because they're publicly bickering but secretly flirting! I'm shipping this so hard!
Solo Stan: Pfft, their relationship is so strained. If they get together, I'll eat a microphone!

And then... Film Emperor Feng posted on Weibo. It was a photo of him with a small child, whose expression was a carbon copy of Yu Weixi's.
In the photo, Film Emperor Feng was gently kissing the child's chubby cheek, with the caption:
You and him are both my most precious little treasures.

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