Chapter 64: Little Cabbage and Big Pig’s Trotter
Yu Weixi ran home, drenched in sweat, and immediately went to take a shower.
Then, Yu Weixi ate a bowl of porridge, planning not to eat for the rest of the day.
Woc!
How did I suddenly get so fat…
Yu Weixi pinched his little belly, sorrow welling up from within.
What now? Is starving myself useful?
Yu Weixi took a deep breath, turned on the player, and prepared to practice dancing.
I don’t believe it!
Isn’t it just losing weight? It can’t defeat me!
Niangao saw that Yu Weixi had just finished running and was dancing again. For some reason, he was also inspired to be active. He ran to the living room carpet and started dancing with Yu Weixi.
Niangao’s movements were a little clumsy as he followed Yu Weixi’s. Yu Weixi didn’t mind him and let him play by himself with a smile.
After dancing for a while, Yu Weixi didn’t dare to eat lunch. He just gnawed on an apple, then sat down to rest and scroll through Weibo.
Eh…?
The FengYu Super Topic is on the hot search again??
Yu Weixi clicked in to see.
After the trailer was released, the shippers had ascended to heaven on the spot. Woc, which ship can reunite to film an idol drama after being BE for four years? Is there? Is there?!
And the previous interview behind-the-scenes footage had already made the shippers go crazy. They were already very excited. Today, the official Little Rabbit Immortal account directly released a behind-the-scenes clip, which was the clip of the two of them losing control during the bridal chamber bed scene. It directly made everyone wail, and the Super Topic’s popularity directly drove a Maserati to the top three of the hot search.
XXX: I’m dead! I’m dead! I won’t live through tonight, woc! Oh my god, what kind of divine love is this?! I really think they’re real!
XXX: Agreed! You guys, carefully savor the way the two of them look at each other! Savor it! Savor it carefully! If there are no feelings, then how can there be such deep feelings in their eyes!
XXX: They’ve already lost control on the set, and you’re still discussing if it’s real or not?? Even if they’re in character, it’s not that exaggerated, right! The little couple is killing me.
XXX: I’m starting to look forward to this drama! I really think it will be a hit, if the two of them filmed the whole drama in this state.
XXX: This drama might be very sweet. Anyway, no matter what, we Little Umbrellas will chase it!
Yu Weixi raised an eyebrow.
Tsk tsk, they still don’t know that they’ve shipped a real one.
Yu Weixi rested his chin on his hand and happily looked at other topics.
Outside, it was not as harmonious as in the Super Topic.
XXX: Some people, don’t think that the drama is good just because of your ship filter, okay? Besides, is your ship really real?? Only one of them went to the meet-and-greet today. Wow, what, is the ship going to be killed to avoid suspicion before the drama even airs?
XXX: Those who say the ship is fake, I suspect you need a pair of glasses… oh no, eyes, okay?? The atmosphere between the two of them, the way they are… if this can still be stamped as fake, then what is real? Do they have to doi in front of you for you to see?
XXX: As a Yan-ge fan, I’m really speechless seeing you self-moved Little Umbrellas. Is Yu Weixi the essence of a leech?? Yan-ge was just posting a brand logo, and Yu Weixi just changed his avatar. Isn’t that too shameless? You can even ship this kind of candy??
XXX: Agreed. Who knows how disgusted Yan-ge is now.
Anyway, it was a lively mess. It did bring a lot of attention and focus to the drama, which was a natural promotion. Originally, Yu Weixi was a walking source of traffic and exposure, not to mention that his partner this time was the ambiguous Feng Yan, his only scandal partner.
Yu Weixi looked at these speculations, smears, and judgments from behind the screen and didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
In any case, it wouldn’t affect them.
Now the Little Umbrellas were celebrating the New Year, and the fans on both sides were fighting over the issue of who was the leech.
Yu Weixi grinned. A leech is a leech. He’s a leech. Please feel free to curse at him!
No wonder he hadn’t continued to gain weight today. It turned out that his dark energy had an income.
This drama was about to be released. Under the chaotic battle of all parties, the dark energy had finally returned to its previous data. Yu Weixi was very happy. He could just sit and wait for the dark energy to come in without doing anything.
Just as Yu Weixi was about to exit, he saw that his special follow—Feng Yan—had posted.
@Actor Feng Yan: Today’s lunch—shiitake mushrooms and little cabbage. Fragrant shiitake mushrooms, white cabbage.
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The accompanying picture was a plate of shiitake mushrooms and little cabbage, which looked quite delicious.
Yu Weixi: “…???”
Fans: “…???”
Shippers: “…!!!!!”
So, the hot search was arranged again.
Real-time Hot Search Ranking:
- FengYu showing love from afar
- Feng Yan little cabbage
So, the Nth “look at the picture and write” began again.
The same taste, the familiar formula. All you contestants, start your brain holes—
Xixi’s fans: Changing the avatar was an accident, eating cabbage was intentional. Summary—leech! So many dishes, why did you have to eat little cabbage? And why did you post after eating it? Have you ever posted before?
Yan’s fans: Who started it? If your Xi hadn’t changed his avatar first, would there be this meme? Why can’t my Yan-ge eat cabbage??
Shippers: From now on, cabbage is my favorite vegetable.
Passersby: Isn’t it just a plate of vegetables…?
XXX: That cabbage is for the fans, right? Before, Yan-ge was mocked for being old. Didn’t his fans say that he was young and fair, like a cabbage? The Little Umbrellas have a delusion, right? They have to drag another person into it.
XXX: I don’t think Yan-ge would post something like this for no reason. He must have seen someone online saying that Xixi was a leech, so he came out to speak up for him.
XXX: Isn’t that cabbage Feng Yan’s way of mocking Yu Weixi for being a leech?
XXX: Big brother, have you ever seen someone mock someone with such an ambiguous tone? Even “white and fragrant.” Do you say “white and fragrant” to your enemies??
After a whole night of analysis and a whole day of dominating the page, they successfully gave passersby PTSD about little cabbage.
That night, Feng Yan called Yu Weixi.
“Little cabbage, when are you coming back?” His tone was gentle and lingering.
Yu Weixi smiled and said, “I still have a few more days of filming. I’ll be back in three days.”
“The drama will be broadcast tomorrow. I’ll watch the premiere for you. Let’s just pretend we watched it together.”
“Okay.”
The two of them were suddenly silent, just listening to the sound of each other’s breathing on the other end of the phone.
“Xixi, have you had dinner?”
Yu Weixi paused and said, “Niangao has eaten.”
“And you?”
Yu Weixi planned not to eat, but he didn’t dare to tell Feng Yan.
“Xixi, be good. Eat.”
Yu Weixi didn’t speak.
“Xixi.” Feng Yan’s tone was a little stern. “Eat.”
Yu Weixi muttered, “I won’t die.”
He was often like this. He didn’t feel that hungry, just a little uncomfortable.
“Xixi…” Feng Yan had originally wanted to get angry, but he paused, held it back, and instead smiled, “Do you want me to personally go over and ‘feed you’?”
“…”
“…Pervert.”
“Good boy, Xixi. Eat. Send me a video later. I want to watch you eat.”
“…”
This again??
After hanging up, Yu Weixi angrily gave the phone screen a middle finger.
Trash dog man! He’s making me fat, and then he’ll definitely despise me!
But…
After a moment, Feng Yan saw that Yu Weixi had posted on Weibo.
@YuWeixiLovesToDance: Today’s dinner, big pig’s trotter.
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The so-called aftershock after a disaster is unexpected. This is probably it.
Yan’s fans: …I don’t know what to say.
Xixi’s fans: 1
Shippers: Ahhh!
Passersby: Will I have PTSD about pig’s trotters in the future?
Everything! Is! Unspoken!
Don’t ask. If you ask, it’s a coincidence. If you ask, it’s just that I wanted to eat it!
At this moment, if you were to bury the Little Umbrellas in the ground, bury them deep in the earth’s crust, you would be able to hear a deafening sentence from the center of the earth:
Feng! Yu! Is! Real!
For the past two days, Yu Weixi had been insisting on exercising. Besides that meal of pig’s trotters, he had also eaten less and had not eaten high-calorie things. Amidst Feng Yan’s scolding on the phone, he had struggled to maintain his diet plan and had finally reduced his fat by a tiny bit.
It was easy to gain weight, but losing weight, getting rid of fat, was not an easy or quick thing to achieve.
Two days later, Little Rabbit Immortal premiered. It was finally released under the watchful eyes of the public—some were looking forward to it, some were badmouthing it.
The premiere broadcasted four episodes in a row.
And then…
Everyone collectively had a “true fragrance” moment.
XXX: Woc, what kind of good drama is this? I’m hooked after just one episode?! Please update! I’m crying! When will it be updated! It’s so painful to have to wait a week??
XXX: So sweet, so sweet, so sweet!! Oh my god! It’s definitely the best drama I’ve seen this year! The little rabbit demon is too beautiful, and the prince is too handsome?! They’re simply characters who have walked out of a book!
XXX: I didn’t expect Xixi to act so well. As expected, Yan-ge taught him well! And I didn’t expect Yan-ge to be so suave when he acts in an idol drama. A Film Emperor is a Film Emperor. He’s like whatever he acts in. Respect! He gets up where he falls. Really, I’ve been conquered by this man, Yan-ge.
XXX: The rhythm and the plot adaptation are really good. They even fixed the flaws in the book. The costumes and makeup are also very good. As expected of Director Liang.
Anyway, the keyword in the comments was just one—sweet.
XXX: Oh my god, is it my illusion? Not only is the plot sweet, but the way the two main leads look at each other and the atmosphere are also so sweet. It really has a sweet and soft feeling. When the two of them say their lines, they’re so gentle they’re about to drip with water. Woc, this is only the fourth episode??
XXX: Really, Xixi is so soft and cute, and it’s not out of character. What’s going on?? The power of love? I always feel that this is not acting. The two main leads have really fallen for it!
XXX: Before today, I had never thought that Xixi could be so soft, and that Yan-ge could act a domineering president so suavely. The two of them have really made a breakthrough. I’m grateful that they could meet each other and create each other. I’m grateful to have met you.
The praise was overwhelming, a large-scale “hooked” scene.
This drama became a hit overnight.
Yu Weixi was video chatting with Feng Yan on his computer while looking at his phone and chatting with him about the online comments.
“Our efforts were not in vain, and your attempt was not in vain.” Feng Yan said, “We can finally breathe a sigh of relief, right?”
“Mmm.” Yu Weixi smiled and looked at Feng Yan, saying in a low voice, “They all say we’re very sweet.”
“Then we are sweet.” Feng Yan also smiled.
The two of them paused. Feng Yan, however, said seriously, “Thank you, Xixi.”
“Ah…?”
“If it weren’t for you, I don’t think I could have acted so well.”
“Film Emperor Feng, what nonsense are you talking about?” Yu Weixi rolled his eyes. “Do you still need me for acting?”
“I don’t need it, but… in terms of love, you are my only progress and breakthrough.”
The unexpected sweet words made Yu Weixi’s whole face turn red.
“Old pervert…” Yu Weixi lowered his eyes. “Thank… thank you too.”
If it weren’t for Feng Yan’s guidance, he naturally wouldn’t have been able to act well.
“It’s okay.” Feng Yan rested his chin on his hand. “You’re coming back tomorrow, right?”
“Mmm.”
“Xixi.”
“Mmm?”
“I miss you.”
“…”
Yu Weixi turned his head away and said fiercely, “Can you not be like this…!”
He’s saying… he’s saying that he also misses him.
“Xixi, look.” Feng Yan suddenly pulled something out from a table on the side and then held a box of Durex in front of the camera.
“I’m ready.”
Yu Weixi: “…”
Ma de.
Yu Weixi “thwack” and directly turned off the camera.
So embarrassing!!
Have you no shame!
Feng dog!
“Ding-dong.”
Then Yu Weixi’s WeChat rang.
“Xixi, you haven’t said good night to me yet.”
This had already become a habit.
Yu Weixi helplessly sent Feng Yan a “good night” voice message, and Feng Yan also replied with a good night.
Then, that night, Feng Yan’s Weibo was updated again.
The veteran, who usually didn’t post at all, had uncharacteristically posted twice today.
@Actor Feng Yan: There are many beautiful things in this world. One of them is listening to you say good night to me every night. /Rose
Weibo…
Weibo could no longer take this torment.
The fans had already entered a sage-like state after a collective high. Faced with this huge piece of candy, they actually felt that it was a matter of course.
Sigh, little couple, in their honeymoon phase. We can only be more tolerant.
The FengYu Super Topic had even reconciled with the world.
XXX: Yan-ge and Xixi are so beautiful!! I think they’re already together. I’ve never seen the two of them be so abnormal!
XXX: Wuwuwu… good night, Yan-ge. Good night, Xixi!! I wish you all the best!
Some people thought that the two of them were deliberately creating a ship to promote the new drama and even criticized Feng Yan for still playing the fan circle game at his status, shamelessly creating a ship with a young person.
But… so what?
Yu Weixi lay down with an incomparably satisfied mood.
He thought that being loved by the entire internet and receiving overwhelming praise was such a happy thing.
It wasn’t the first time Yu Weixi had experienced this kind of praise from the entire internet, but it was the first time he was with Feng Yan, and their relationship and collaboration had received recognition, love, and blessings.
Then even if I get fat… it’s worth it, Yu Weixi thought.
The next morning.
Yu Weixi: “…”
You can’t just eat whatever you want, and you can’t just say whatever you want.
When Yu Weixi saw that he had completely gained a size, from a sharp melon seed face to his previous round face, and now a big pancake face.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Yu Weixi looked at himself in the mirror, on the verge of tears.
As expected, now that praising him was politically correct, the dark energy had immediately cooled down.
The person in the mirror had a round face and a round body. Yu Weixi was not tall to begin with, so he looked really soft. Yu Weixi took good care of himself, and his skin was also good. Unlike some fat people who had an oily face, he still looked exquisite.
And that face was so seductively striking and sharp. This huge contrast made him look both alluring and cute.
If Feng Yan were here, he would definitely not be able to resist wanting to rua.
But in Yu Weixi’s eyes, it was just pure fat. After all, he always had a fat filter for himself, not to mention that he was now round. It was a good thing he hadn’t committed suicide on the spot.
So ugly…!
Yu Weixi stomped his feet in anger.
This damned dark energy!
But at least now Yu Weixi was not as panicked as before. Yu Weixi took a deep breath and called for Shuangshuang.
“I’m going to be away for a while. You can come to the hotel to pick up Niangao later and go to find Feng Yan when you’re back in the country.”
“Oh…? Where are you going?”
“Nowhere.” Yu Weixi didn’t want to say more.
Then, Yu Weixi quickly packed his luggage, disguised himself, and immediately… slipped away.
He didn’t want others to see him get fat!
He was going to hide and lose weight!