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Chapter 51: Couple, You Are Li Ge’s Wife

On the way to find Chen Shuo, Li Ge was filled with anger, with no outlet for his frustration. His anger built up, and he felt like his lungs were about to explode. He wanted to dig Chen Shuo out and give him a good beating.

There were several reasons for his anger. He was angry that Chen Shuo would turn his back on him as soon as he put on his pants, angry at Chen Shuo’s despicable act of abandoning him last night, angry that Chen Shuo was a quiet person who kept things to himself, angry at Chen Shuo’s stubborn and pretentious attitude, and also angry that Chen Shuo didn’t reply to his WeChat messages, didn’t answer his calls, and suddenly moved and disappeared.

Of course, what angered Li Ge the most was that he couldn’t understand Chen Shuo.

If he was really angry with him, why didn’t he delete him from his WeChat friends or block his phone number this time? The dog was just playing dead and not responding, wasn’t this just tormenting him? It would be better to just delete and block him.

Li Ge had already thought about how to deal with Chen Shuo, but as soon as he saw him in person, all his anger dissipated. He rushed into the room, hugged Chen Shuo tightly, and kissed him forcefully, knowing in his heart that he was being despicable and cheap.

Chen Shuo stood straight as a ramrod, like a statue.

No matter how Li Ge kissed him, there was no reaction.

Suddenly, the sound of a closing door came from the hallway. Li Ge stopped kissing, his arms still tightly wrapped around Chen Shuo, not letting go. He turned his head and kicked the door shut, isolating them from the outside world.

He looked at Chen Shuo’s expressionless handsome face up close, with a lot to say, but seeing Chen Shuo’s quiet and robotic demeanor, he was too lazy to say anything, deciding to coax him first and then settle the score.

Having barely slept all night, Chen Shuo didn’t have much energy and managed to say, “I’m tired from moving, I need to sleep.”

“You tormented me all morning, you’re not getting off easy today.” Li Ge’s hands rested on Chen Shuo’s waist. After speaking, his five fingers hooked onto the waistband of his casual pants and the underwear underneath, pulling them down forcefully. He then squatted down and played a trick, using his now-familiar experience to instantly get a hold of Chen Shuo, at the same time looking up at Chen Shuo, who happened to be looking down, their gazes meeting, as if sparks were flying.

They stared at each other silently, competing, neither willing to yield to the other.

In the unusually silent atmosphere, a hint of heat gradually grew. The clock on the wall ticked, “tick, tock,” in sync with the ambiguous “sizzling” sound, occasionally mixed with suppressed gasps. The heat spread in this small space, an uncontrollable intimacy, a lingering entanglement, two hearts testing each other yet unable to resist getting closer.

Seeing Li Ge’s wild and despicable appearance, so sexy, so provocative, Chen Shuo couldn’t resist Li Ge’s passion. He felt both pleasure and pain, the pleasure instantly giving rise to pain. He was so afraid that one day Li Ge would use this method to please others, to give this passion to others, and no longer have eyes for him.

Perhaps he should be grateful, at least this was a part of his body, he could use it to keep Li Ge, to tie this unruly playboy to his life.

Realizing the deviation of his thoughts, Chen Shuo felt even more pain. Wasn’t he waiting for Li Ge to leave on his own? Why did he want to keep Li Ge, why did he want to start a ridiculous partnership? People were born to be lonely.

He shouldn’t have expectations for a fickle scumbag.

It was the scumbag who had ruined his originally peaceful life, he could only hate him.

But immersed in the overwhelming passion Li Ge gave him, Chen Shuo couldn’t control his body, mind, and emotions. The more pleasure he felt, the more pain he felt, the more pain he felt, the more he hated, the more he hated, the more he wanted to escape, the more he wanted to escape, the more he couldn’t let go, the more he couldn’t let go, the more he invested, the more he invested, the more pleasure he felt…

He was trapped in a vicious cycle.

“So despicable.” Chen Shuo panted and cursed, grabbing Li Ge’s hair and pulling hard, transferring all his pain to Li Ge, watching coldly as Li Ge was choked and unable to speak, his face flushed with pain. Only then did he feel a hint of relief. He leaned his head back against the wall and panted indulgently for a while. After everything calmed down, he looked down and asked Li Ge, “Do you like eating it that much?”

Fuck… Li Ge stared at Chen Shuo with wide, cold eyes, fiercely pushing away the hand that was pulling his hair, and sat up, coughing violently, coughing up a lot of Chen’s children and grandchildren, the other half of which had gone down his throat, making him so angry he wanted to vomit blood.

Whether he liked to eat it or not was secondary. The main thing was that besides this trick, Li Ge couldn’t think of any other way to make Chen Shuo happy, and coincidentally, he also missed Chen Erdi, so it was a perfect two-for-one deal.

It was just that this dog was so hard to please, always acting up.

Having broken his abstinence in broad daylight, Li Ge, in Chen Shuo’s eyes, was now like a fox spirit from a ghost story.

Chen Shuo straightened his pants. Seeing that Li Ge was still coughing, his eyes slightly red and moist, pitiful yet hateful, he had a mischievous thought, infected by the other, and asked provocatively, “Was it delicious?”

“You—” Li Ge stopped his curse and also stopped his steps towards the bathroom, suddenly smiling at Chen Shuo, “Why don’t you try it yourself and find out?” As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly cupped Chen Shuo’s head and kissed him forcefully, his tongue like a bandit entering a village, forcefully squeezing into Chen Shuo’s mouth and sweeping wildly.

“…” Chen Shuo had nowhere to hide, his face ugly as he tasted the flavor. Li Ge didn’t kiss him for long, quickly releasing him. His face was still ugly, his lips tightly pursed, the corners of his mouth slightly downturned, his eyes staring at Li Ge with resentment.

“Oh, you’re angry.” Having never seen Chen Shuo with such an expression of dissatisfaction and grievance, Li Ge laughed out loud, finally winning a round, “Haha, was it delicious?”

“…” Chen Shuo glanced at Li Ge and bypassed him, going straight to the bathroom.

The pent-up anger Li Ge had for Chen Shuo instantly dissipated. He hummed the zither tune he had heard earlier and followed him into the bathroom, hugging Chen Shuo from behind, neither coaxing nor flattering, just complaining naturally, “You heartless dog, always making me chase after you, so hard to get.”

“…” Chen Shuo was rinsing his mouth and paused when he heard this.

“Sigh, why do I like you so much?” Li Ge’s hand reached under Chen Shuo’s shirt and touched his firm abs, “I close my eyes at night, I think of you, I open my eyes in the morning, I still think of you, as soon as I see you, all my anger disappears, I was originally going to deal with you, but I couldn’t bear to.”

Chen Shuo’s tense emotions quietly relaxed, although he knew that there wasn’t much truth in Li Ge’s words.

He spat out the water in his mouth, then took another mouthful, rinsing very slowly, savoring the momentary warmth Li Ge gave him.

Feeling Chen Shuo relax, Li Ge pressed against his broad and straight back and called him, “Wife.”

Chen Shuo spat out the last mouthful of water, straightened up, and his gaze unexpectedly met Li Ge’s in the mirror, his heart skipping a beat.

Li Ge looked at Chen Shuo in the mirror and called him again, “Wife.” Then he smiled.

“Don’t call me that.” Chen Shuo removed the hand on his waist and turned to leave, but Li Ge hugged him again, holding him even tighter, acting like a rogue.

“Wait, I have something to say.” Li Ge, able to be both yielding and unyielding, quickly apologized to his wife, “It was my fault last night, I didn’t ask for your opinion first.”

“…” Chen Shuo was stunned for a moment, did Li Ge learn to respect him?

Li Ge: “From now on, we’ll only do it at home, okay?”

Chen Shuo: “…” He had overthought it.

“It’s my fault, I know you’re shy and can’t let go, and I still made that kind of request.” Li Ge sincerely coaxed Chen Shuo, “I just want to be with you now, can we not fight like this every time? You’re tired, and I’m tired. I know you’re not actually disgusted by me, are you just having trouble accepting your sexual orientation for a while? Do you think I’m the one who led you astray?”

Chen Shuo: “…” Li Ge didn’t know anything.

“If you really think so, then you’re wronging me.” Li Ge explained, “Sexual orientation is innate, it’s not so easy to change. I wish I liked girls, then I wouldn’t have to chase after you.”

“Let go of my hand.” Chen Shuo refused to talk about this topic.

“I won’t stop you from dating girls, go ahead and try, I’m confident you’ll come back to me.” Li Ge said generously, but his arms tightened, as if wanting to knead Chen Shuo into his own body, then changed his tone and warned, “Just kidding, if you dare to find a woman behind my back, I’ll chemically castrate you.”

“…” After a few seconds, Chen Shuo spoke again, “I want to sleep.”

Li Ge immediately let go considerately. As soon as Chen Shuo left, he quickly rinsed his mouth and followed him out. Passing by the empty fish tank, he remembered the group of small Rhodeus fish in Chen Shuo’s phone and had an idea.

Chen Shuo got on the bed, turned his back to Li Ge, and closed his eyes.

Soon, a warm embrace came from behind. He elbowed backward, a “get out” just forming on his lips, when Li Ge said something shocking behind his ear again.

“Wife, you see how many times I’ve called you wife, how much I like you, why don’t we upgrade this physical relationship and be a couple?”

What was the playboy saying? Chen Shuo thought he had misheard.

Li Ge rarely thought about his relationship with his little lovers. He would dote on them for two days when they were new, and kick them away when he got tired of them. Since he started having sex, he had never met anyone who could make him lose face, except for Chen Shuo.

Just now in the bathroom, after hugging Chen Shuo, he had figured it out in a very short time.

Chen Shuo was unique, the experience and feelings he brought were all new, so satisfying that he became addicted. He didn’t know what would happen in the future, and he didn’t care. He lived for the moment, he only cared about the present, he wanted to completely possess Chen Shuo, wanted Chen Shuo to put his heart on him, wanted Chen Shuo to fuck him hard, and also open himself up to him, giving him everything without reservation.

“I’m not asking you to like me right now, can you give me a chance?” Li Ge reached out and held Chen Shuo’s hand, promising him, “Don’t worry, as long as we’re together, I definitely won’t let you be wronged.”

Chen Shuo was lost in thought.

He wasn’t thinking about whether to give Li Ge a chance, nor was he pondering how much truth there was in Li Ge’s words, but he was worried that the “couple” that this playboy understood was different from what normal people understood.

“Wife?” Li Ge stickily kissed the back of Chen Shuo’s neck, getting more and more excited as he coaxed, “Quickly give me a chance to dote on you, if you don’t, I’ll kiss you to death, mwah, mwah, mwah, my wife’s neck is so fragrant.”

The back of his neck was kissed until it was hot and itchy, his thoughts interrupted. Chen Shuo interrupted Li Ge, “Don’t be noisy, I’m thinking.”

“Still thinking?” Li Ge didn’t agree, “How can you think? A man as good as me is rare in this world, if you don’t seize the opportunity, you’ll miss it. Don’t blame me for not reminding you, your husband is very popular outside, a bunch of sluts are lining up.”

“…” Finding Li Ge both noisy and shameless, Chen Shuo couldn’t help but doubt his own taste. Who else could he like, but a playboy?

“A shameless person like you is indeed rare in this world.”

Hearing this, Li Ge was startled, then sat up and straddled Chen Shuo, teasing him while taking advantage of him, “Alright, you, is your mouth poisoned? You’re so thin-skinned, if I’m not a little thicker, my wife will run away.”

“What are you doing?” Chen Shuo tried to stop Li Ge, but the next moment Li Ge pounced on him, followed by a passionate and forceful kiss, he couldn’t resist at all.

Finally coaxing him into submission, obediently letting him kiss, Li Ge kissed and called Chen Shuo “wife,” unable to get enough, leaving countless kisses on Chen Shuo’s face, not forgetting to free his hand to comfort Chen Erdi, not wanting to neglect either the big or the small, both were his treasures. Chen Shuo’s heart softened, he was aroused and lost control, kissing Li Ge back, his tongue pushing back and entering Li Ge’s mouth, kissing and kissing, he flipped over and pressed Li Ge down.

Feeling Chen Shuo’s passion, Li Ge himself became as excited as a young boy, his whole body hot, his heart itching. He guided Chen Shuo, “Wife, help me take it off, fuck me.”

Unable to bear such passion, such a wild playboy, Chen Shuo fiercely blocked Li Ge’s lips…

Outside the floor-to-ceiling window, the spring rain fell gently. Inside, the light was bright, and the glass surface of the empty fish tank reflected their crazy, intense, entangled, and interdependent figures.

Li Ge leaned lazily against the headboard, smoking a post-coital cigarette, watching Chen Shuo, shirtless, cooking noodles at the stove, his slender five fingers holding chopsticks, stirring the noodles in the pot.

“Wife!” He called out with a smile.

Chen Shuo turned his head to look at Li Ge, who was sitting there naked, so despicable.

He frowned and reminded him, “I don’t like the smell of smoke.”

“Alright, I’ll put it out.” There was no ashtray in the room. Li Ge got out of bed and walked to Chen Shuo’s side, turned on the faucet to extinguish the cigarette, then threw it into the trash can. He hugged Chen Shuo from behind and said with a smile, “Move in with me tonight.”

“No.” Chen Shuo refused.

Li Ge was obviously stunned and asked, “What’s wrong? Don’t keep things to yourself, we’re a couple, you know? Is it because the place is too far, or do you want to change to a different apartment?”

“We’re not a couple yet.” Chen Shuo said, “Regarding your proposal, I’ll seriously consider it.”

“…” Li Ge could only think that Chen Shuo had just confirmed his sexual orientation and wasn’t ready to be in a relationship with a man, which wasn’t unacceptable.

He readily agreed and asked, “How long do you need to consider? I can’t wait to live together, is two days enough?”

Chen Shuo: “Two months.”

Li Ge: “…”

The noodles were almost cooked. Chen Shuo broke free from Li Ge’s embrace and poured a bowl of cold water into the pot. Not hearing Li Ge’s voice, he turned to look at him, and Li Ge was also looking at him.

Li Ge: “Wife, are you kidding me?”

Chen Shuo: “No.”

Chen Shuo took out the noodles, one bowl for him, one for Li Ge. Just as he was about to fry two more eggs, Li Ge suddenly got dressed, as if he had no intention of staying.

After getting dressed, Li Ge hugged Chen Shuo before leaving, kissed him again, and only left one sentence, “Wife, you eat first, I’m going back to take care of something.”

The room returned to quiet. Chen Shuo sat alone at the dining table, looking at Li Ge’s bowl of steaming noodle soup, considering whether to shorten the two-month observation period to two days. Then he thought, if Li Ge couldn’t even last two months, how could he possibly stay in his life for a lifetime?

Actually, two months was nothing.

Jing Hai and Chen Meifang’s marriage had lasted for more than two years, and they still divorced.

Until two hours later, the door was knocked on continuously, “bang, bang, bang.” Chen Shuo opened the door and saw Li Ge carrying a suitcase, rushing into his territory like a tornado.

“Fuck, I’m exhausted.” Li Ge put down the suitcase, hugged the stunned man, and called him seriously, “Chen Shuo, I can’t wait for two months. From this moment on, you are Li Ge’s wife.”

“…”