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Chapter 16: Opening a Shop is More Worthwhile


[What’s wrong with our cub!! Was it an emotional outburst? Wuwuwu, I’m really heartbroken.]

[Those on the floor are Ming Ruan’s clothes, right? His kitchen utensils seem to have been dug out too.]

[Why did Ming Ruan charge over so aggressively? He’s not planning to settle accounts with Shi Huai, is he?]

[Beastmen can’t control themselves during an outburst! If Ming Ruan dares say one word against Shi Huai, I’ll send an official complaint right now!]

Just then, Shi Huai sobered up a bit. He realized he had just fallen into a state of Rampage.

After Rampage came an endless sense of plummeting. His mood seemed to go flat and listless all at once, unable to muster any energy. Everything felt gray and meaningless.

Would Ming Ruan fly into a rage at him? Would he fail to maintain his false front and directly tear off all pretense with him? It didn’t matter. The live broadcast room could get a good look at Ming Ruan’s true colors now. Shi Huai thought this with extreme apathy.

He watched Ming Ruan walk quickly over, tower over him, and extend a hand, casting a large shadow.

Shi Huai tensed his body warily. Fangs and claws were ready to spring.

But that hand merely landed gently on his back.

“Baby?”

Ming Ruan crouched down to look at the little fox. His body wasn’t trembling. No abnormal signs. He probably hadn’t injured himself.

Ming Ruan’s tense heart relaxed.

But that wary look in the little fox’s eyes…

Ming Ruan smiled. It looked fierce enough to break your heart, but it was actually exactly the same expression some puppies made after making a mistake.

“Come! Let’s go lie down on the sofa!” Ming Ruan stood up, walked to the sofa edge, and patted it.

Shi Huai: ?

Live Broadcast Room Audience: ? The complaint letter they’d half-edited suddenly seemed a bit ridiculous.

The tense, sword-drawn atmosphere suddenly relaxed.

Shi Huai didn’t grasp Ming Ruan’s meaning. He still remained lying there, wary and unmoving. Man and fox faced off for a moment, then Ming Ruan compromised and walked back. He reached out to pick him up. “Alright, alright. Let me carry Baby over, okay?”

Suddenly finding his four paws in the air again, Shi Huai: ?!

Not a single drop of the anticipated storm had fallen. Instead, they were met with a warm, gentle breeze.

Shi Huai and the StarNet masses were collectively stunned by this breeze.

[Wait, so why did he look like he was about to come out swinging earlier?]

[He was really in a rush just now. And he’s seriously not angry?]

Ming Ruan picked up the items on the floor one by one and put them back in their places. Finally, he picked up the few crumpled pieces of clothing to examine them.

They seemed to be the ones stuffed in the original owner’s suitcase. There were some very cyberpunk, abstract decorations on them. Perhaps the little fox had seen them, taken a liking to them, and started playing.

A wave of guilt surged into Ming Ruan’s heart.

He had been so focused on thinking about the White Tiger today, he’d completely neglected the little fox’s needs. Even a pet fox back on Earth needed to be accompanied and play around, but he had shut a fox accustomed to the wild indoors all afternoon without any interaction.

Favoring one over the other because of his own preferences.

Ming Ruan knocked his own head. Truly deserving of punishment!

What the tiger got, the fox had to have, too!

Ming Ruan removed the accessories from the original owner’s clothes and dangled them before the fox’s eyes. He crouched down to meet the fox’s gaze at eye level from the sofa. “Does Baby like these?”

Shi Huai’s little paws kneaded the sofa.

What did Ming Ruan mean by this?

He watched Ming Ruan put the accessories back, neatly fold the clothes, and place them into the cleaning machine. Then Ming Ruan fiddled with his Light Brain.

A short while later, he ran cheerfully over to the Teleporter and came back carrying an armful of things.

“Ta-da!” Ming Ruan showed Shi Huai, then placed the items in his arms onto the coffee table.

[What’s this? What’s he doing again?]

[It’s retro toys, hey. A friend of mine who likes ancient culture bought a set too. I think it’s called a sewing machine. And there’s fabric.]

[I’ve seen a really impressive ancient history researcher demonstrate how to use this stuff. What’s Ming Ruan doing with it?]

Amidst the crowd’s confusion, they saw Ming Ruan measure the cloth this way and that, then snip-snip-snip with scissors. A few pieces of fabric were joined together and passed through that tiny retro toy sewing machine! No one could see clearly exactly how he moved—it just went like this and like that—and then, a pile of materials had actually been synthesized into a single item!

[!! What is this! It looks so mysterious!! Damn it, how am I tempted again?]

[Ming Ruan knows how to use this??!! Did the Ming Family even make him learn this stuff?]

[He’s probably just messing around. Why’s he leaving Shi Huai off to the side? Can we get a statement about what just happened or not?]

“Here, Baby.” Ming Ruan leaned back on the sofa, propping himself up with an elbow and turning sideways toward Shi Huai. Taking the little fox by surprise, he slipped the thing in his hands onto him.

It was a tiny pet cape.

The main fabric was an interstellar white cloth that shimmered with flowing light. The edges were trimmed into tassels. The corners and edges were appropriately adorned with those accessories from Ming Ruan’s clothes. A soft, floppy hat with a single horn was resting on the little fox’s head.

“Now you have your own little clothes to play with!” Ming Ruan reached out to fiddle with the tiny accessories and loudly praised with exaggerated cadence, “Baby’s so pretty!”

[!!!]

[Oh my god!!!]

[So beautiful. Shi Huai really is worthy of being a top star. Even his beast form can get to me.]

[Oh, my goodness. I think I must let the chief editor see this scene. I feel like I’ve discovered a whole new world!!]

[That horn! Just like the creatures in those legendary stories!]

[I want this! I want this too! Ming Ruan, I’m telling you: it’s not that being an Executor is impossible, it’s that opening a shop is more worthwhile!!]

Meanwhile, Shi Huai had stiffened into a little fox statue.

This… was for him?


Level 0 Villain, Feeding the Big Shots!

Level 0 Villain, Feeding the Big Shots!

0级反派,投喂大佬!
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Transmigrated. Starts with empty pockets and kicked out of the house.

No big deal.

Ming Ruan tilts his head up slightly, spreading his arms in the cold wind, waiting for the arrival of memories, a System, and a golden finger.

...

What he gets is a sneeze.

Ming Ruan, utterly horrified: Where is his Transmigrator Starter Pack?!

With things as they were, he had no choice but to take a thousand steps back and apply for the universally despised, high-risk job—Interstellar Beast Caretaker.

Standing outside the Beast Zone, Ming Ruan's mind was filled with images of sky-shaking roars, gnashing teeth, and the beasts’ thirst for blood—beasts that could swallow ten of him in one bite, impossible to restrain even with eight hundred leashes.

In the cold wind, he clenched his little grooming comb, and after a round of self-pep talk, he charged in like he was going to his heroic death.

Ming Ruan stiffened his neck and put on his sweetest, most cloying voice: "H-H-H-Hello there~ Do you need any special services, Baby~?!"

Baby, who was actually a Beastman Big Shot: ?

And so, Ming Ruan began his diligent career as a Caretaker. Little did he know, his every move was being live-streamed to the entire interstellar community.

The viewers in the Live Broadcast Room thought this little drama queen, Ming Ruan, must have lost his mind.

He actually dared to call the Big Shots "Baby" in that syrupy voice.

And he even had the audacity to touch the Big Shots' beast forms all over!

Every morning upon waking, for afternoon naps, and before bed, he insisted on giving every single Big Shot a kiss!!

And he even had to bathe the Big Shots regularly??

Heavens, there was an unapologetic player right here!

While the viewers were shocked, they also felt a twinge of envy: They, they also wanted to join in!

~~~

The good times didn't last. Right after Ming Ruan claimed the title of Number One Caretaker, he accidentally learned that the original owner of this body had actually been playing the script of a vicious villain:

He'd tried to fame-crash a Top Star, broken off an engagement with a Chaebol Young Master, harassed the Council Speaker of the Galaxy, schemed against the Real Young Master... His enemies were everywhere.

Trouble falling from the sky, Ming Ruan had no choice but to pack his little bundle overnight and prepare to flee.

But as he crept out of his bedroom in the dark, he saw those legendary enemies from the script... all gathered in his Living Room! And they were at each other's throats.

The Council Speaker, sporting Gray Wolf ears, calmly proposed: "Ruanruan and I met the earliest. He said he liked me long ago."

The Top Star flicked his Fox tail and scoffed: "He personally bathes me every week. Has he ever bathed any of you?"

The Chaebol Young Master stroked his Snow Leopard tail and smiled: "He was originally my Fiancé. What is there to argue about?"

The Real Young Master's forehead bore a pair of magnificent, sharp deer antlers: "Apologies, but my little brother is still young. Everyone, please go home."

Ming Ruan: "?"

The various Fluffballs, in the midst of their passionate showdown, locked eyes with Ming Ruan.

The Fluffballs who had taken human form: Oh no, we've been exposed!

Ming Ruan felt he must be dreaming.

In a daze, he returned to his bed, only to be pulled into a scorching embrace by an arm.

Ming Ruan turned his head. The White Tiger, who warmed his feet every single night, was gone.

In his place was his direct superior—the rumored, aloof and arrogant Adjudicator of the Galaxy.

The superior sported a pair of semi-circular White Tiger ears, his tail wrapped around Ming Ruan's ankle, and murmured lowly: "Ignore them. Let's keep sleeping."

Ming Ruan: "Ah?"

Ming Ruan: "Ah???!!!"

#That day, he recalled using his boss's belly to warm his feet#

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