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Chapter 52


Shen Li had been held like this by Qian Xingzhi before.

Back then, Qian Xingzhi had been like a large dog that only knew how to act spoiled, far cuter than he was now.

Even so, a hug in this one-standing-one-sitting position rarely lasted long. Qian Xingzhi’s nose would soon rub against him, inching downward with persistent nuzzles.

Inhale. Exhale.

He would proceed slowly and steadily with what came next. Most of the time, Shen Li would press down on that mischievous head, giving the skin beneath his palm a couple of light pats to call it off—because there were still things to do afterward.

But in those other moments when nothing was pressing, Shen Li would indulge him.

Until Qian Xingzhi’s arms hooked around his hip bones, hoisting him onto the table or straight to the bed…

Right now, though, Qian Xingzhi was on his best behavior. He merely pressed his face against Shen Li’s abdomen and went no further. Listening to the chatter outside the dressing room, Shen Li let his cool palm slide downward anyway, cupping Qian Xingzhi’s jaw.

His chilled fingertips grazed the pulsing vein along his neck, deftly skirting that bobbing Adam’s apple. Shen Li applied pressure, tilting Qian Xingzhi’s chin upward.

“—Go take off your makeup,” Shen Li said.

The words had barely left his mouth when Qian Xingzhi—unlike the version from his memories, who would have whined and clung—immediately turned his head aside. He released Shen Li in an instant and sat bolt upright, as if the overstepping embrace had never happened at all.

“Sorry.”

His voice came out icy and a touch hoarse.

Shen Li said nothing more. He simply watched Qian Xingzhi’s retreating back as the man promptly rose and headed to the sink, falling silent for over half a minute before voicing the question that had been nagging at him:

“Why did you suddenly go live this morning?”

The rush of running water accompanied Qian Xingzhi’s reply:

“Multiple reasons.”

“Then start with the main one.”

“Public opinion monitoring requires it. The show’s blowing up traffic-wise, and with WCC about to get hit with scandals—possibly even arrests—last night’s call said we need more detailed data.”

Shen Li didn’t know much about traffic metrics or public sentiment, but he remembered how, back when they were nabbing suspects, they’d always pin down the optimal timing before moving in. Jiang Nan wouldn’t be out long as bait, and WCC—that infamous entertainment company—was due for a cleanup. The impact had to be just right: not too small to make a real statement or deter the rest of the industry, but not so massive that it sparked runaway outrage and eroded public trust.

And that female actress from three years ago, officially ruled a “tragic drowning accident”—whether it truly was or hid something darker—it was the perfect chance to dig up the truth amid this coming industry shake-up.

Shen Li nodded in understanding, pausing thoughtfully before saying, “Got it. If there’s anything in the show you need me to cooperate on, just let me know.”

“Okay.”

Shen Li pressed: “And the secondary reasons?”

Qian Xingzhi had just called this the main one.

The water cut off abruptly the moment Shen Li finished speaking.

Qian Xingzhi’s neck tendons stood out faintly as he pushed upright from the counter. Droplets clung precariously to his brow bone before he shook them off his face.

His gaze drifted flatly toward Shen Li’s porcelain-pale reflection in the mirror. He held silent for a few seconds, his eyes darkening as he looked away.

He yanked three tissues from the box, wiping his face while stating the facts with cool objectivity:

“Secondary reasons can wait until after the main one.”

In other words, Shen Li needn’t ask.

Shen Li got the hint. The secondary reason was likely something personal on Qian Xingzhi’s end. “Fine,” he said calmly. “You handle it as you see fit. I’m going to check on Li Weiwei and the others.”

“Mm.”

As Shen Li departed, the sun broke free from the clouds, its rays flooding through the window.

Qian Xingzhi tore his eyes from the mirror—no longer tracking Shen Li’s back—and fixed a cold, brooding stare on the sun instead.

The damn thing looked like a little paper lantern.

It was the exact same sun as eighteen years ago. Yet Shen Li’s gait was lopsided now, one step light, the next heavy.

Qian Xingzhi’s gaze darkened further.

Just moments ago, he’d gauged it roughly with his arm: Shen Li was at least twenty pounds lighter than he’d been in high school.

But his own heart felt numb, oblivious to whether it ached or not.

Evading glances, carefully measured exchanges, probes that knew when to stop—they all mattered even less now.

If high-school-style interactions put Shen Li more at ease, Qian Xingzhi could certainly restrain himself. He could honor their agreement and keep ambiguous gestures off public display.

Traffic testing could have waited for another time, but today’s morning magazine shoot—the two of them together—would draw their CP fans like flies. It was also a gentle heads-up for that crowd.

Qian Xingzhi knew the entertainment industry’s rules inside out.

On their first day back together, if CP fans dove in too deep—too fervent, too sincere—trouble would brew. Come show’s end, if Shen Li opted against “remarriage,” or if they did but split later in real life, a chunk of that fanbase was bound to go off the rails. The ones siding with Qian Xingzhi would trash Shen Li, drag his name through the mud. Shen Li might be oblivious to it all, but Qian Xingzhi had to preempt it.

This surprise stream was emergency damage control for the CP fans, too.

And it tied into Shen Li’s anger last night.

Shen Li loathed public displays of affection—hated them, even.

Yesterday, he’d been too reckless, too hungry for results. Flaunting the ring on camera? Elbowing Lin Xu out of his seat the second they walked in? None of it was Shen Li’s style.

On second thought…

Zhou Yulin wouldn’t cook just for Shen Li, portioning out everyone else’s meals like a hawk. By comparison, Qian Xingzhi’s antics must have mortified Shen Li. He prized dignity above all.

So before the noon livestream kicked off, Qian Xingzhi had pulled aside Assistant Xu.

He tasked marketing accounts with dropping another round: clips and shots hyping his High Cold Male God vibe.

Assistant Xu accepted with a blank face.

Boss, you legend, she thought.

They’d planned those sweet audio drops for when online buzz tanked. Now fans had barely started shipping, and here came the gut punches.

“You wouldn’t get the middle path,” Qian Xingzhi shot back.

Assistant Xu pocketed her fee with a professional grin that stretched wider, serving up honeyed agreement: “Right away, Boss. I’ll push those killer cold-face shots. Netizens might love ’em or not, but Mr. Shen definitely will.”

Qian Xingzhi: …

He followed up casually: “And our plant in the CP fans—did you brief her?”

“Yep. She’s shipped more pairs than you’ve starred in, impeccable rep, total pro. Already steering folks to take this zero-chemistry stream in stride.”

The internet’s winds shifted fast, as expected.

By midday—just one morning and lunch later—the “Save Money CP” from yesterday’s bliss had rebranded as “Strangers CP.” Qian Xingzhi’s old rivals and the bitter ex-fans dubbing themselves Money Jars were howling online, but the 【Xing Li Zhi Jian】 super topic stayed a bastion of peace.

No heavy-handed censorship, no spam-bombing images to drown out relationship talk.

Just chill threads, mostly:

【Everyone catch the bonus morning stream?】

【Wuwuwu, ugly crying rn】

【Saw it! Leopard and Cat Cat are too gorgeous!!! Face stan here!!! If no remarriage, odds on Cat Cat, evens on Leopard [joy] But if Leopard and Cat Cat tie the knot at the finale, I’ll be the world’s happiest little treasure! [joy]】

【Still kinda heartbroken tho. Mr. Qian feels off from the last few days】

【Eh, minimal touching? I get it. Wouldn’t wanna touch my ex either】

【…Still, this distance hits different. Kinda snapped me awake】

【Reality check time. Remarriage show or not, they gotta cuddle nonstop?】

【CP-ing’s about their vibes and personalities, yeah? Actual couple status is secondary.】

【Lmao dying, fan group dropped a new slogan—pinned in the super topic now】

【Spill! What slogan?】

【Pinned: “Save Money CP’s 16-Word Code”: Munch popcorn, watch the show. Respect, cheer! No drags, no stomps—villa seaside chillin’!】

[@replies: 19,439… expand]

The magazine shoot wrapped, and the group trudged back from the nearby studio to the cabin. Noon was fast approaching.

While Qian Xingzhi handled his business, Shen Li powered through his daily rehab. Post-lunch and with the next shoot looming, he wrapped up the files on his iPad, mapping fixes for key issues—aiming to polish them off today.

Shen Li’s efficiency was legendary. Sharp mind since kid days, plus Zhou Yulin’s drafts were solid overall. A few fuzzy data points to tweak, and any lapsed details? Reports tonight.

So when Ke Jiujiu floated DIY drinks, he passed.

Lin Xu’s invite to prep Yao Shuang’s guest room—potential vlog fodder? Nope.

Afternoon filming fired up. Cameras rolled, and not a minute in—before the loudspeaker’s system voice could chime—polite knocks sounded.

Knock-knock-knock. Knock-knock-knock.

Shen Li didn’t answer right away. Face blank, he mused: Seven years was ages. Even a golden retriever could morph into a border collie, knocking all proper-like…

In came director Xiao Chen, hauling a camera rig.

She offered a card.

Would he take on the Hidden Task Card challenge? Afternoon hidden mission—finish on the down-low for bonus personal funds.

Shen Li’s elegant brows pinched faintly. He blinked, demurring politely: “Thanks, but no. Need a break.”

“It’s light on movement,” she urged. “More brainpower and finesse.”

“…Headache,” Shen Li said.

Xiao Chen gave an awkward chuckle. “Well, guests typically just… accept. No opt-out.”

Shen Li let out a faint sigh, his air of utter indifference thickening. Don’t ask “want to?” like he ever had a say.

He took the card. His expression turned peculiar:

【Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro!】 Hidden Task Card:

In today’s daytime tasks, pick 2 out of the 3 ex-husbands (not yourself). Use any means to “break their defense”—counted as tears falling or eyes welling up.】

Shen Li: ……

Shen Li’s eyes remained fixed on the task card. After pondering for a long moment, he finally turned to the director and asked, “Does Qian Xingzhi know about this segment?”

The director replied, “He does. Mr. Qian set all the segments himself.”

Shen Li’s frown deepened.

Why would Qian Xingzhi set up a segment like this?

—Want to cry?

What a bizarre request.

Xiao Chen hurriedly explained, “Ah, there are also some interactions with Teacher Yao. Since Teacher Yao was selected by the audience and is only participating for one day, we set this task for you to cooperate with her. That way, Teacher Yao will feel more involved. So, you’ll need to figure out a way to team up with her.”

Only then did Shen Li nod, indicating that he understood.

“Is there anything else you’d like to ask?”

“What exactly is the daytime task?”

“Oh, once Teacher Yao Shuang enters the cabin, the cabin broadcast will announce it. But I can tell you this much: today’s task will reveal each guest’s current occupation and annual income…”

Click, click, click!

Before Xiao Chen could finish speaking, the sound of elegant yet hurried high heels striking the ground approached from afar.

Knock, knock, knock.

A soft rap came at the half-open door.

Shen Li and Xiao Chen both turned to look, but the person outside did not push the door open and enter right away.

Shen Li was just about to say “come in” when a charming, melodious female voice floated clearly through the crack in the door from outside: “Sister-in-law, open the door! It’s me, your brother-in-law’s sister!~


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?"

Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China."

Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?"

Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?"

Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?"

Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary."

Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?"

Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it."

Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?"

Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?"

The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before.

【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】

Eight civilian guests:

From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic.

Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb.

Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap.

Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom?

The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth—

Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex!

Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first.

No point.

Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join.

But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips?

Divorced already—now they panic?

He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1.

His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple.

He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi.

Shen Li used to be a cop.

He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up.

Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date.

He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account.

So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity.

Besides, their breakup...

No sordid drama. Just incompatibility.

Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year.

Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes.

He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed.

Better to let go early.

These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new.

He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him.

Whatever.

Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care.

Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical.

Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real.

What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal?

Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?!

What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him?

That was *his* wife! *His*!

If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy.

Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ...

Few words.

Stomach-friendly.

Cool and distant.

Shen Li's type.

No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already!

Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?!

Let me in—my wife is Shen Li!

Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal?

Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill.

Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years?

Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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