Wanna Date? I’m a Spirit Medium

Lu You served the Great Immortals and worked as a Spirit Medium Shaman.

On his twenty-eighth birthday, before he could even finish his longevity noodles, Great Immortal Huang delivered to him an arduous mission—go to a certain local university and find some dumbass grad student to date.

Lu You: “…?”

Lu You didn’t understand, but Lu You had superb execution. He returned to his alma mater and seized hold of that male student who radiated insufferable arrogance even from behind.

Lu You, expressionless: “Wanna date?”

He Zhuchun was startled, then politely declined: “Thanks, but I don’t swing that way.”

Lu You revealed his trump card: “What if I told you I’m a Spirit Medium Shaman? The kind who mends your luck when it’s running low, attracts wealth when you’re broke, blesses your studies before exams, performs Evil Exorcism and prayers for blessings whenever you feel unwell, and even throws in free romance blessings after a breakup.”

He Zhuchun’s heart began to race instantly: “Boyfriend, my heart is pounding so fast—quick, check whether I’ve fallen in love!”

Lu You: “…”

…

Later the two got married. Leaning against their top-tier luxury car, He Zhuchun asked Lu You:

“Where’s your dowry?”

Lu You waved a hand, fished out the Altar Hall’s Altar Roster Tablet, and introduced it: “Sixty-six Patron Spirits each from the Four Great Families Hu Huang Chang Mang.”

He Zhuchun’s expression was beyond description: “…And?”

Lu You pulled out the roster of Netherworld Immortals as well: “Plus eight elder Yin Souls headed by my mother.”

He Zhuchun flung down the party popper: “What do I want with your family’s ghosts?!”

Lu You pondered a moment: “Then there’s only one thing left.”

He stepped aside, revealing Great Immortal Huang with red paper flowers pinned to his chest.

Great Immortal Huang smiled shyly: “Hello, I’m Lu You’s dowry maidservant~”

He Zhuchun: “…”