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Chapter 31 Part 3


Wuwuwu, but I don’t want to be clear-headed!

Upon landing, Le Qingping immediately activated the Life-Saving Jade Pendant her shizun had left her and took out a palm-sized Jade Pillow.

She resolutely smashed the Jade Pillow against her own forehead.

Finally, Le Qingping blissfully lost consciousness as desired.

The black snake’s massive body blocked Xie Linlang’s view, so he was unaware of Le Qingping’s actions.

Seeing Le Qingping motionless, the black snake assumed it had dealt with this prey and turned its attention to Xie Linlang.

But the Nine Spirits Sect Master fell into another frenzy. His small snake face twisted with savagery as he unleashed several piercing low-frequency shrieks.

“It’s you! Xie Linlang!!”

Xie Linlang rolled continuously to evade the snake body’s assaults. His black hair and robes nearly merged as one, his figure dancing gracefully like a crane.

He said indifferently, “It’s me. Long time no see.”

The Nine Spirits Sect Master’s voice brimmed with hatred. “It’s you! The pills and feed you sold us back then were tampered with!”

That intoxicating side effect on spirit beasts had caused many of those fed supplementary pellets to fall into stupor and hallucination when Silent Night Palace attacked later, missing the crucial moment!

Xie Linlang didn’t even lift an eyelid. He said flatly, “After you lot killed Pei Ji, you still had the gall to procure Spirit Pills from Jiuxia Mountain. Why couldn’t I add some extra ingredients?”

“Killed Pei Ji… Ha!”

The Nine Spirits Sect Master suddenly realized something. He let out a piercing laugh laced with intense hatred and resentment. “That’s right, Pei Ji deserved to die! Hahaha, do you know how he died?”

So Xie Linlang didn’t know!

He didn’t know Pei Ji was still alive! This was perfect!

Xie Linlang’s heart jolted fiercely. He jerked his head up, his evasive movements slowing slightly. His pitch-black eyes locked dead onto the Nine Spirits Sect Master’s snake head, brimming with longing.

The Nine Spirits Sect Master gloated maliciously and venomously, “We first treated him to the finest beheading feast, activating his hidden bloodline. Then we extracted his bloodline and divine soul, refining them into a Nine Spirits Totem!”

Xie Linlang’s body swayed. His fingers trembled faintly, his face paling like paper.

His voice remained relatively calm but carried a raspiness. “Senior Brother was a Human Race Cultivator. Where would he get a Demon Race Bloodline from?”

The Nine Spirits Sect Master bellowed, “Xie Linlang, oh Xie Linlang, that was Pei Ji’s greatest secret. Even as fellow disciples, how could he reveal such a thing to you?”

These words stabbed like an awl straight into Xie Linlang’s brain. His head buzzed with pain.

But we weren’t just fellow disciples. We—we were even more…

We were closer than brothers. We vowed complete honesty. We nearly truly formed a Dao Companion bond, sharing life and death!!

If not for the Nine Spirits Sect…

In an instant, the haze vanished. Xie Linlang abruptly sobered.

Only then did he realize that the black snake’s colossal body had fully coiled around him at some point, relentlessly squeezing the ink-green Nine-Branched Banyan Ruyi Knot before him!

The Nine-Branched Banyan hair tie had automatically protected its master.

But the Nine-Branched Banyan’s grade was too low. If Xie Linlang didn’t wake soon, it would snap under the black snake’s pressure.

Xie Linlang couldn’t help but chuckle lowly. The laughter was icy and hysterical.

No one could tarnish his feelings for his senior brother!!

“Though I don’t know how you ended up like this, I must thank you for delivering an Incarnation.”

Unaware of Xie Linlang’s Reincarnation Recultivation, the Nine Spirits Sect Master mistook his current body for an Incarnation like Senior Ying’s. “I was just worrying about a way to leave. This is perfect!”

The Nine Spirits Sect Master gradually gathered the remnant soul scattered across the snake body. Gray qi flowed over the massive snake frame. The head at the seven-inch position began manifesting human features, its spiritual power growing purer and clearer.

The black snake issued pained hisses, its enormous body thrashing wildly. With a crack, the Nine-Branched Banyan Ruyi Knot before Xie Linlang snapped.

Xie Linlang grunted muffledly. His black locks tumbled down, veiling his brows and eyes.

The Nine Spirits Sect Master roared, “Your Incarnation is mine now!”

Xie Linlang gazed at the incoming Nine Spirits Sect Master remnant soul, a cold arc lifting his lips.

He said coldly, “Please descend, Heavenly Demon.”

In an instant, a profound, eerie, and chilling power emerged.

Like a drop of ink on white paper, starkly horrifying.

Xie Linlang said softly, “Do you know? There are many kinds of Heavenly Demons. One type is the Thunder Tribulation Heavenly Demon, which descends with heavenly tribulations, slipping through the gaps in a cultivator’s mind amid blinding lightning to help temper their mind and divine soul.”

Even without heavenly tribulations in chaotic void, it couldn’t block the Heavenly Demon Tribulation in the human heart.

“You’ve controlled this snake demon, devouring the remains and bloodlines of the Nine Spirits Sect’s surviving demon beasts. Your cultivation has long surpassed the Foundation Establishment limit.”

He said mildly, “Wake up. It’s time for you to undergo Tribulation Transcendence.”


You in the Mortal World

You in the Mortal World

Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

After failing his Tribulation Transcendence, Xie Linlang inexplicably entered the Portable Jade Pendant carried by a Menial Disciple, becoming the trendy "portable golden finger grandpa."

Xie Linlang had originally planned to slack off, but he discovered that this disciple bore an extremely similar face to his Dao Companion Pei Ji, who had passed away over a hundred years prior.

*

"Could it be his reincarnation?"

Xie Linlang thought so. Thus, he bucked up and earnestly guided the disciple in his cultivation.

*

—Until Silent Night Palace suffered a great calamity. Before countless disciples, the Jiye Palace Lord cleaved the sea open with a single sword and stood in mid-air.

—Then, he arrived before Xie Linlang.

Pei Jiye, the Silent Night Demon Lord—whose reputation in the Demon Domain was the worst, with ruthless methods that could hush a crying child at night—had blood-red eyes. His hoarse voice carried a chilling undertone as he asked in a soft, delicate tone, "Who were you smiling at just now?"

Xie Linlang fell silent for a dozen seconds, his own eyes reddening.

"You clearly didn't die. Why did you hide from me for a century?"

The Demon Lord, who had been radiating killing intent and arrogance just moments before, immediately shrank back.

"This... there are reasons for it..."

*

Wonderful. You're still alive.

Ascending to immortality cannot compare to you in the mortal world.

**Disclaimers:**

1. This is my dog-blood style. I wanted to write some fun, brainless, self-indulgent stuff. Please don't nitpick logic or details—everything serves the plot.

2. The story background is traditional immortal hero progression. The protagonist Xiao Xie acts faster with his hands than his mouth, so some behaviors seem crazy. He has his own logic. Don't apply real-world thinking to the characters' ideas or plot. It's just for fun—take it or leave it.

3. The demonic cultivator disciple that the male lead Xie Linlang takes in is Pei Jiye's nephew, so they look similar. There will be body-double jealousy plots and all sorts of brainless misunderstandings. Mind readers, beware.

4. Hands-faster-than-mouth shou × equally fast-handed-and-mouthed, brain-broken gong. My style of romance—gong and shou are equals. They both have flaws, but they complement each other to become perfect and flawless.

5. Xie Linlang starts as a jade pendant and will soon reshape his immortal body.

Content Tags: Immortal Hero Cultivation, HE

One-Sentence Summary: After my Dao Companion faked his death, both he and I lost our minds!

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