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Chapter 75


Qian Xingzhi let out a cold laugh. Shen Li only felt that fluffy head rubbing against the side of his ear unbearably itchy.

So, Shen Li couldn’t hold back either.

He turned his face with an expressionless look and rubbed Qian Xingzhi’s head fairly forcefully. He instinctively let out a sigh.

“Nice acting. No more pretending next time—”

The words had barely left his mouth.

Qian Xingzhi’s irritable yet passionate kiss cut off the rest of the sentence, crashing down violently in an instant.

Even that plundering kiss carried the taste of blood, but Shen Li had to admit that compared to Qian Xingzhi’s clumsy skills in bed, the man really knew how to kiss—even in his most furious, most out-of-control moments.

His tongue tip pried open Shen Li’s teeth, tracing the sensitive spots inside his mouth.

And in the instant Shen Li tilted his head back, trying to lean away, Qian Xingzhi gripped his waist again. He dragged Shen Li toward the edge of the bed and suddenly clamped a hand on his jaw just as it started to close, making it easier for an even more ferocious invasion.

Shen Li started feeling irritable from the kiss, mostly because he couldn’t catch his breath.

His heart seemed to have been yanked up into his throat, hovering there without daring to beat. He even held his breath, reduced to passively taking it all, but Qian Xingzhi apparently wasn’t satisfied. He wanted to deepen it further…

The man had impressive lung capacity.

Even many years later—decades later—when Shen Li looked back on this day, he could still clearly remember the alarmed beeping of the monitors and the warning of low blood oxygen saturation levels. Qian Xingzhi’s eyes had been wide with a hint of panicked fluster.

Qian Xingzhi pulled back half an inch. Pretending to stay calm, he fixed Shen Li with a deathly stare. “…Why aren’t you breathing?”

Shen Li: .

Finally freed from that suffocating embrace, Shen Li’s gray-black pupils darkened. He still remembered the theme of their conversation that day.

Shen Li asked, “You said you were… pretending. What exactly were you pretending about?”

Qian Xingzhi let out another cold laugh and didn’t reply.

Instead, he straightened up and took half a step back. Looming over Shen Li, he looked down at him.

Shen Li’s eyelids drooped. Combining this with Qian Xingzhi’s strange question a few days ago about his “ideal type”…

After a long moment, Shen Li’s calm voice continued. “Not willing to say?”

“Hmph. Say what? What do you want me to say?”

Qian Xingzhi responded lazily. His low, cold voice took on an even more haughty, pretentious edge, but the words that came out weren’t polite at all. “Should I say that I fucking couldn’t stand it a long time ago and had to pretend like I wasn’t interested or happy around you, like I wanted to keep my distance? Or that I fucking couldn’t hold back from wanting to touch you, kiss you, fuck you—but had to put on the most aloof face every single day?”

Shen Li: .

Shen Li took a moment to parse that run-on sentence. His frown deepened. “Who told you to put on an act? Does the entertainment industry have quotas for that kind of thing?”

“Bullshit quotas,” Qian Xingzhi said. He wore that world-weary expression as he sat down on the edge of Shen Li’s bed during the conversation. He stretched out his fluffy head and sniffed at Shen Li. “I thought you liked that type.”

Shen Li: .

Shen Li’s brows knitted tighter and tighter. After pondering for a good while, he said coldly, “I like dogs. Why don’t you pretend to be a dog?”

It sounded like an insult.

But it was undeniable—one person’s lips had curved up just a touch.

–

Meanwhile.

In Yang Zhiqi’s livestream room.

[What? You say Qian Xingzhi was pretending? Pretending what?]

[Obviously the whole thing from the stream just now—rushing to sit next to Shen Li first and snatching that gift card. You guys really think that was Qian Xingzhi being himself?]

[Not himself, so rushing to sit by Shen Li means he gets paid or something?!]

[Qian Xingzhi’s been high-and-mighty and low-key for so many years. You guys aren’t scared now that he’s suddenly like this?]

[And didn’t Yang Zhiqi just say Qian Xingzhi was acting lol]

The official livestream had only just shut down when Yang Zhiqi fired up his personal one.

According to the rules for tonight’s task, any contestant who didn’t receive a gift card would face elimination tomorrow. The audience would vote out the member of the cabins deemed “least likely to find a partner on the show.”

But today, Zhen Tian and Jiang Nan had voted for each other, Kris and Li Weiwei had done the same, and with the two pairs openly wanting to remarry… Yang Zhiqi, who had tossed his vote to Zhou Yulin, had ended up with nothing. Throwing flirtatious glances at a blind man got him zero gift cards—no need for a vote. By noon tomorrow, Yang Zhiqi could pack his bags and head home.

So.

Yang Zhiqi grabbed his phone and started an impromptu late-night personal livestream with zero warning.

In the frame, he sat alone at the cabin bar counter. He poured himself a tall glass of red wine and played the part of a heartbroken soul drowning his sorrows late at night.

The official stream had just ended, so plenty of viewers flooded in, eager for more entertainment.

A tidal wave of traffic poured in, and Yang Zhiqi couldn’t suppress the grin tugging at his lips.

He took a sip of wine and sighed.

“Zhou Yulin didn’t pick me. I’m actually pretty bummed about it.” Yang Zhiqi wiped at his crocodile tears and sniffled. “But it’s fine. I wish them all the best.”

[…]

[No one told me this show was this hilarious]

Yang Zhiqi swiped away his nonexistent tears and eyed his skyrocketing follower count. He cleared his throat. “Brothers who haven’t followed yet, hit that follow button for your host. Got any questions? Fire ’em in the chat. I’ll answer what I can. What I can’t say, I really can’t say.”

[What can’t you say?]

“Stuff covered by the NDA.”

[Then isn’t streaming now breaking the NDA?]

Yang Zhiqi put up his hands in innocence. “Nah, it doesn’t violate anything. The agreement doesn’t cover this. It only says you can’t use your phone during restricted times. Now that Director Cao’s gone, we can use them all we want—hey hey hey? Easy on the chat, don’t get too nasty. I’m out tomorrow for sure, so I’m just seizing my last chance to drop some fan service. How’s that riding coattails?”

[So what did you mean about Qian Xingzhi pretending?]

[You’re handing out welfare and dragging others into it?]

[Yeah, are you even close with Qian Xingzhi? Probably not. Did you get his okay to say that?]

Yang Zhiqi watched as “Qian Xingzhi” lit up the chat. It only confirmed what he thought—

Sure enough, riding the wave of someone like Qian Xingzhi, who already pulled massive traffic, was the way to go with his leaks. He’d tested the waters earlier with Zhen Tian’s personal quirks and privacy—apart from the hate calling him [disgusting], barely anyone cared.

So, Yang Zhiqi locked in his angle.

He cleared his throat lightly and took a sip of wine.

“You guys didn’t watch the official stream? I won’t say much else. Any old Qian Xingzhi fans in chat? Tell me—have you ever seen him act like that?”

[…]

[Never have lol shattered]

“Haha, see? These days, the doting husband persona is all the rage. Nobody wants aloof ice king anymore.” Yang Zhiqi spoke meaningfully. “Let me tell you, Qian Xingzhi’s got some performance in him on this show—remember The Strongest Brain? Want the inside scoop on that one?”

[! What inside scoop?!]

[Did Shen Li pick the right number because he already knew the answer?]

[…I always thought that show was kinda off. The director flipping sides was weird too. And what was up with those two girls’ eyes?]

Yang Zhiqi said, “I thought it was weird at the time too. I looked into it later. Guess what?”

[?]

Yang Zhiqi drained his glass. “It was all scripted ahead of time. But haha, Zhen Tian guessed wrong. It wasn’t just to prop up Shen Li as the smart guy. It was to show off Qian Xingzhi doting on his partner—see, whatever Shen Li’s into, Qian Xingzhi’s got it ready.

“It was supposed to be revealed on day ten of the show—but hey, no harm in spilling now. That show’s a bust anyway, script’s scrapped. Just a little tea for everyone, yeah?

“I’m out tomorrow anyway. No one’s off-limits, haha.”

Once Yang Zhiqi finished, the chat erupted in a frenzy of outrage.

Most of it swirled around Qian Xingzhi’s “doting husband persona” and him “acting up” on his own variety show.

Plenty bought it.

Those believers were mostly Yang Zhiqi’s male fans in the stream anyway—guys who already sneered at reality show antics and were itching to poke holes.

Yang Zhiqi had given them the opening, so they jumped in, spewing venom right back at the skeptics who dismissed it as one-sided bullshit.

As the debate raged, waves of Yang Zhiqi fans started blasting the show’s format. They even dragged those two pairs of eyes into it.

[Those kids’ eyes as child actors? …Hiss, scripted some sob story? Where’d Qian Xingzhi dig up those two?]

[He slept with ’em, haha]

[The industry’s full of rent boys. Probably Qian Mou’s personal stash]

The internet’s long-suppressed trolls finally had a playground to vent. The mods stood by idly, only banning the most blatant potty mouths.

For a moment, riding that wave of heat…

Yang Zhiqi’s stream shot up the regional popularity rankings.

Before long.

His name started climbing Weibo’s hot search trends.

…

By the time Shen Li learned of the fiasco, it was the next morning.

He unlocked his phone, and there were already 99+ notifications.

Shen Li’s brows lifted slightly. He tapped open Guan Ning’s chat first:

[Guan Ning]: [Didn’t you see that Yang guy this morning?]

[Guan Ning]: [Tell him]

[Guan Ning]: [Let him keep jumping for one more day, or I’ll eat my name backwards]

Shen Li was baffled and fired off a question mark.

He had just hit send when he spotted the hot searches.

Qian Xingzhi Doting Husband Persona#

Qian Xingzhi Suspected of Sleeping with New Actors#


Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show

咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈]
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA last year for my EMBA. The sea breeze there was just divine. What about you?"

Shen Li: "Me? I got nine years of compulsory education back in China."

Female Lead No. 1: "Haha, you're hilarious. This little cake is amazing—the subtle milk flavor hits your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis and the roof of your mouth... Want to try a piece?"

Shen Li: "Nah, doesn't fill you up. You done with that potato?"

Male Supporting Lead No. 3: "What do you do for work?"

Shen Li: "Just your average office drone on a fixed salary."

Female Supporting Lead No. 4: "You're so gorgeous—ever done escort work?"

Shen Li: "Yeah, full-face stuff, like 99% of it."

Male Supporting Lead No. 2: "Mind if I ask something I probably shouldn't—where's your most sensitive spot?"

Shen Li shot him a cold side-eye, his pretty eyes flat with disdain. "Backdoor, I guess. You got nothing else to ask?"

The remarriage reality show *Broke Defense? Ex-Husband Bro* brings a bold new format like nothing before.

【Swap-and-Remarry Cabin】

Eight civilian guests:

From afar, they seem like shining stars from every elite profession—radiant, charismatic.

Up close, they're scheming mushrooms, chasing fame and fortune while playing dumb.

Remarry if you can remarry. Swap partners if you can swap.

Games wrap up, and it's a chaotic stew—who's really falling for whom?

The unique twist? Two of the civilians in the cabin are exes of guests in the live commentary booth—

Later in the show, viewers vote. Guess who Ex-Husband Bro is, and he gets a shot to enter the cabin and win back his ex!

Shen Li hadn't wanted to come at first.

No point.

Qian Xingzhi had pulled strings to get him in, insisting he join.

But wasn't this show just like hindsight being 20/20? You crash the car into the wall before remembering to swerve, buy the stock after it moons, flick the snot only when it hits your lips?

Divorced already—now they panic?

He was the first to check into the Swap-and-Remarry Cabin, a.k.a. Male Lead No. 1.

His profile was the weakest among all the guests. Unlike the rich kids tossing around fluent English and waxing poetic about cake flavors resonating in their noses and pelvises, he was just one of the masses—stuck on a dead-end salary, with a limp to boot. Bluntly put, a cripple.

He figured showing up would get him nowhere—no one would pick him, and there was zero chance of reconciling with Qian Xingzhi.

Shen Li used to be a cop.

He'd served in SWAT, in homicide, earned a second-class merit award. One leg got busted, until he couldn't run anymore. They sidelined him to a desk job. Unable to let go of the remote mountain village that had once saved his life, he retired to help build it up.

Shen Li wasn't here to remarry or even date.

He just wanted to plug the village elementary school, attract some top teachers, and maybe drum up his anti-scam social media account.

So why not ride Ex-Husband Bro's coattails? Free publicity.

Besides, their breakup...

No sordid drama. Just incompatibility.

Different worlds, both swamped with work, barely seeing each other twice a year.

Even the hottest high school romance cools off eventually, leaving two people from separate universes.

He couldn't give Qian Xingzhi what he needed.

Better to let go early.

These past years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had found someone new.

He only saw Qian Xingzhi on screens, climbing higher podiums, smiling as he thanked the crew and his family—like he'd embraced the world. But Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needed him.

Whatever.

Shen Li treated the show like just another workday, slacking off without a care.

Influencers really had it easy making bank. Better to milk some cash for village projects—that was practical.

Qian Xingzhi was panicking for real.

What happened to Shen Li's leg? How'd he get hurt? Could it heal?

Why did everyone want to date Shen Li?!

What kind of freaks were these—cracked dates, goblins, and ghouls? You think you deserve him?

That was *his* wife! *His*!

If he'd known it'd come to this, he never would've clung to Shen Li like a pathetic crybaby every day. Shen Li hated lovesick idiots and interruptions at work. All his fault for being immature and clingy.

Now, after seven years divorced, Qian Xingzhi had evolved from lovesick, clingy sex addict top to aloof ice-queen celibate top. Shen Li should like this version, right? QAQ...

Few words.

Stomach-friendly.

Cool and distant.

Shen Li's type.

No, couldn't keep up the act much longer. Vote for him already!

Were the viewers blind? Why not vote?!

Let me in—my wife is Shen Li!

Fine, let him into the cabin first, then he could keep playing aloof ice-queen top. Deal?

Qian Xingzhi paced the commentary booth like a hot dog on a sizzling grill.

Fans: ...So this divorced dude's been faking the aloof ice prince vibe all these years?

Qian Xingzhi (teary-eyed, fragile, shattered, deathly pale): I'm fishing for my wife here, got it?

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